#scheissepost

[wizzardclown]

[ukulelette]

He's blessing us with even more tits and ass. Why would anyone complain about that.

Richard has gotten fat.

I think your hand slipped (maybe out of nervousness while looking at Richard in all his glory, no biggie, I know that feeling), here let me help you by fixing it:

Done, glad I could help 👌🏼

[saturniandragon]

hi, i'm in my project wingman hyperfixation and i found your incorrect quotes, more specifically the coffee one with monarch and crimson

then i saw the comment on it and it got my brain thinking

thank you for being most of the content i funnel into my brain

Hi! I'm glad you enjoyed my project wingman scheissepostings. I noticed there weren't many of them in tumblr so I decided to make some myself

Hope you enjoyed my shenanigans :)

[zeitghost]

little german boy checking r/tumblr: oh mein Gott! what a humorousen scheissepost!

[ukulelette]

@swampgiggles��� you can’t hide that in the reactions lmao

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

d*ntist: stabs me in the abdomen

me:ow wtf man

her: ur bleeding cause you dont floss

[followthecreeper]

click on him :)

(dedicated to @naraism)

[ukulelette]

another great picture that summarizes pretty well Rammstein on stage 😂

this is so funny 😆 (x)

[aahmut-blog]

what I hear when somebody eatin with their mouth open

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU

[wizzardclown]

has something like this been done already or

[prawnlegs]

Nerds since time immemorial: Who IS Tom Bombadil? How does he fit into the lore and history of J.R.R. Tolkien’s legendarium? Is he vala, maia, Eru Ilúvatar himself? In this essay I will Me, who made all the animals in my comic fucked up bug hybrids simply because I Could: Hehe Tom Bombadillo (:

[thedeskofdrychris]

Rot wie eine Tomate und blau wie meinen Hoden.

[laughieboy]

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[weltinator]

Reminder to myself and to all my followers that I should never be allowed to post original content. 

[laughieboy]

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