#scp-2662

[shoezuki]

Yknow the fact that sampo seems to be p tame and less destructive compared to other Masked Fools in the bullshit they pull in the name of elation, it makes any aha!sampo headcanons/AUs so fucking funny like

Aha, the being of elation, is watching other masked fools do fucked up shit n cause havoc n destroy things in their name and is like 'woahg..... these guys are crazy'

[circusmania]

Can i request some fluff with platonic yandere SCP 2662 who see reader who is also immortal but doesn't really know about it that is uneffected by SCP 2662 anomalous effect as a friends?

Both of them playing animal crossing

(Platonic) Yandere!SCP-2662 x GN!Reader ──────────────────────── Notes: Tysm for requesting this. I had so much reading about SCP-2662 and writing this request! I hope you enjoy ♡. Muah Muah ✮

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SCP-2662, a Keter class anomaly, is a humanoid who's actually (surprisingly) pretty chill. Also known as Cthulhu f'UCK OFF! (we'll just call him Cthulhu here), has a pretty humanoid(ish) appearance, along with fully functional cephalopod limbs attached to his back. He possesses the ability to manipulate and put false information into humans' dreams. Although his "followers" view him as all high and mighty, Cthulhu has no intentions of being their god. Rather, he prefers to sit in his containment cell and go about his day. Be it reading his daily newspaper or playing his many video games.

Tossing the introduction aside, You, an immortal being, had landed in the hands of the SCP Foundation. Be it intentional or not, you're stuck in your cell whether you like it or not. It ain't all that bad though, you're pretty cooperative and kind to those assigned to you, earning you a lot of rewards.

Once the Foundation found out that you're unaffected by various anomalous effects, new doors opened for you. One of those doors was he, himself, Cthulhu. A kind but massive beast, you two hit it off well.

At first, Cthulhu had thought you were another of his "devoted" followers.

You found him sitting at his table, a newspaper in hand and a coffee in the other.

"Oh, Saint Alagadda... what show are you going to put on now!? Hello?! Task Force!! Another one got in!!"

You stared at him, dumbfounded.

"Excuse me?"

You cringed, and he stopped yelling once he realized you weren't stripping or yelling insanities.

"You're not going to smear your blood and/or fluids on my walls…?" He asked, warily.

"WHAT!?? No?? What made you think that??"

He narrowed his beady eyes.

"Well, can't rule you out yet... You might just be faking it..."

"Right..."

"Trust issues much…" (He glared at you).

"In the meantime, you can stay...mm... over there." He pointed to the furthest corner from him possible.

You obeyed and sat in the corner, not making your case any better, since obeying him made it look like you were following his commands as your “god”.

Whenever you were pushed into these experiments, the researchers never gave you any information on the anomaly. Normally you don't care, but you would've appreciated some info on this one. By far, this one has made it to the top of your list of "Top Ten Weirdest first impressions."

You remained in the corner for hours a day to maximize as much exposure as possible (occasionally you got breaks and check-ups from the personnel). At the 2-month mark, Cthulhu had become pretty fond of you. He was very relieved that you showed no signs of wanting to perform rituals for him.

He allowed you to join him at his table and provided you with your very own cup of coffee! (If coffee isn't up to your taste, he's more than happy to supply you with anything else. Well, anything that the Foundation will allow).

Your relationship with Cthulhu got stronger as he invited you to join him in his many video games. Be it horror, indie, action, survival, or RPG, he's happy to be able to play with someone who views him only as a friend.

"You know, I'm happy you're different. It's nice that I can finally interact with someone without them flashing their cloaca at me."

"... Do I even want to know?"

As time passed, you two got to know more and more about each other. It took Cthulhu some time to open up after the "Massy's Big Chance" incident. You found out that Cthulhu had run away from home when his dad wouldn't stop projecting his sex cult on him. Yikes. You comforted him the best you could.

However, when he really started to like you (platonically) was the time when his worshippers broke into his cell again, and he found out that you weren't just a regular human.

This time, he was in the shower, and you were the unfortunate one to fall victim.

Cue in 3 naked, sex-crazed humans.

"What the actual fuck... How did you three get in here??" You had a newspaper in your hands and were sitting at his place at the table.

They spared you no less than a glance and made their way toward the bathroom.

"Uh, the hell? You can't go in th-"

You made the mistake of grabbing onto one of the humans' arms, and they quickly pulled out a knife and stabbed your arm.

You shrieked, alerting Cthulhu. Although being immortal, you could still feel pain, and god did this hurt like a bitch.

Cthulhu came rushing out, grabbing his follower's attention.

"Oh, great one! We've come to liberate you!"

He paid no mind to them, his focus was on you and your bleeding arm. Which didn't look well in his follower's eyes.

"Oh, sweet Alagadda! Are you oka-" He started to make his way towards you when one of his followers jumped in front of him.

"But first, we'll start with a sacrifice!"

"This one will do!"

One of the humans grabbed a fistful of your hair and pulled your head back. He raised his knife, and before he could reach your neck, he got sucker punched into a wall by Cthulhu. Really unexpected considering Cthulhu's nature.

He scooped you up in his arms, not letting anyone touch you till the Task Force arrived with medics.

"Don't worry... I just so happen to be immortal…" Your voice strained and weak as you tried not to pass out from the blood loss.

"WHAT??"

You ended up fainting anyways.

Fast-forward...

"Never thought you could actually hit someone."

You sat on the floor, leaning against Cthulhu's shoulder. Your arm was tightly bandaged, despite your protests.

He sighed. "Neither did I... Must've been the adrenaline."

Cthulhu was still annoyed that you hadn't told him earlier about your immortality.

"To be fair, you never asked."

He rolled his eyes. "I'm just glad you're safe."

He smiled in his own unique way and you returned the gesture. You two spent the afternoon playing Animal Crossing together and blabbering about anything that crossed your minds.

That day, Cthulhu promised himself to protect you at all costs. Perhaps, one day, when he's "older" you two will live together in a house. Playing all the video games possible and away from anyone that could tear you two apart. ──────────────────────── Cites: “SCP-2662 - SCP Foundation.” The SCP Foundation, 15 March 2023, https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2662. (Official info on SCP-2662)

“SCP-2662 | Heroes Wiki | Fandom.” Heroes Wiki, https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/SCP-2662. (Additional info on SCP-2662)

Bierman, Ed. “Skeeve Online - SCP Foundation.” The SCP Foundation, 15 December 2022, https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/skeeve-online. (Massy's Big Chance incident)

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[olannder]

Random! SCP Headcanons: Part 1

Warnings: Swearing, Some ships.

Feel free to request Headcanons/ask any creepypasta or SCP characters.

SCP-049 is French. Nothing else.

SCP-106 limps when he walks, and he walks really fucking slow too.

SCP-079’s nickname is Allan (Because why not?)

SCP-076 is dangerously competitive and petty.

SCP-073 is like a dad to literally everyone, and he’s the adoptive father of SCP-191.

SCP-105 and SCP-166 are together. What a lovely lesbian power couple<3

SCP-353 is a goth, she likes bullying foundation personnel for the fun of it. Her and 049 do not get along well.

SCP-953 and SCP-035 are best friends, they love causing chaos together and manipulating people. The two of them are also a really bad influence on Meri/SCP-166.

SCP-811 loves turtles and could sit and watch one all day.

SCP-191 is literally the reason I am alive onggg - She kind of limps when she walks, and you can hear her coming from a hall away because of her metal foot constantly making a clicking sound against the tiles. It is very ominous.

SCP-054 is used against SCP-457 when recontainment procedures fails miserably. Both of them hate each other.

SCP-457 has dad jokes and a shitty sense of humor. He’s really sarcastic and cocky.

SCP-173 is 6’8 and almost as tall as Shy Guy (when he stands up).

SCP-2295 and Dr. Glass get along well. 2295 is Simon’s therapist atp😔❤️

SCP-4999 and Dr. Gerald have some kind of weird romance going on. Gerald printed out a bunch of pictures of 4999 and cut them out, putting them in his desk’s drawer. He’s like a teenage girl when he was a crush, he gets all nervous and shy.

SCP-336 helped Clef take care of Meri when she was a baby, that’s why Lilly thought Clef was cheating on her with Lilith, but no. She was just being helpful. Clef considers Lilith as Meri’s mom instead of Lilly.

SCP-239 is dead, yes. However, her soul remained after Dr. Clef killed her. So she’s basically just like a spirit-witch-reality bending dead kid now. And guess what? She can float! Epic, right?

SCP-029 is a sarcastic, apathetic, badass who hates men. All men. She also really likes strawberry smoothies for some reason, even though she doesn’t need to eat/drink anything to live.

SCP-1233 is SCP-134’s older brother! Yippie! (Is it just me or does SCP-134 remind anyone else of Noddles from Gorillaz? She’s got that vibe to her, y’know?)

SCP-1903 likes to hide in her containment cell, underneath the viewing window, and when a foundation personnel comes in, she pops out (like Twisted Alice/Susie Campbell from BATIM) and scares the shit out of them. Also she’s mute.

SCP-590 has autism, an anxiety disorder, and Tourettes syndrome.

SCP-4051 is obsessed with superhero and action movies, like literally.

SCP-507 and SCP-073 are friends, 507 considers Cain as his bff. They’re a weird duo but it works :p

SCP-179 is literally giant, she’s almost the size of the sun (she’s bigger than the earth). She also has two pairs of arms and golden bracelets.

SCP-2662 and SCP-166 are bffs. You cannot change my mind.

SCP-6000 Is 9 feet and 7 inches tall. She also has two pairs of arms.

Dr. Sofia Light is an angel.

It’s Dr. Elias Shaw, NOT DR BRIGHT. WE DONT SPEAK ABOUT THAT.

Dr. Diogenes is a demiboy. Also their a baddie 😝😝

[cara-dreamer]

One of the original posts I make once in a blue moon. Here’s my SCP researcher oc in silly situations. Her name is Dr. Fae. Due to reality bender shenanigans that happened to her, she has plants just kinda growing in her skin, but they were easiest to show through the hair.

[urbuddynova]

SCP 2662

I wanted to create my own interpretation of SCP 2662, as I feel that people often overlook the concept of him being technically a "teenager" in most designs of him. half the time they just look like adult soyjacks...This is only a rough sketch of my idea for him; I like to think he's a very self-conscious and sweet guy!

Also, I want to later on make a little story where he tries out Roblox, overtime he unwillingly creates a cult WITHIN roblox from interacting with different people. I made the character on retrostudios, I added a little octopus hiding inside the party hat >:P

It looks so ugly I know...He doesn't have a sense of fashion </3

[mineralmonarch]

I honestly feel bad for the guy

[occasionalsnippets]

ancient eldritch MC with obsessive cults = scp-2662 with a different font

-sleep-deprived anon (4:39 pm)

Real

[photogeniccryptid]

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Hey a fellow SCP Foundation fan! Which ones are your favorite right now?

[Referencing this post!]

I like the vending machines SCP-2662 and SCP-294 ^^ or any of the ones that have to do with food~

SCP-261 (Cthulu) is also a favorite. I enjoy the… dark irony of it 😂

[promantis]

So I have been bitten by the SCP Bug again and now I have been thinking about an SCP Drama similar to Arrowverse or the like.

My main idea for the show is that it would follow this universe's MTF-Omega 7: Pandora's Box, mainly SCP-105/Iris.

Other members of the other members/cast are SCP-076-2/Abel, SCP-049/The Plague Doctor, SCP-2396/Ms. Sweetie, SCP-527/Mr. Fish, and Dr. Bright.

For some fucking reason, i wanna see David Tennant as Bright.

Maybe other scps can join in later like SCP-2662/Cthulhu c'FUCK OFF, SCP-166/Teenage Gaia, and SCP-811/Swamp Woman.

[iniheritt]

Danganronpa V2 character & their favorite scp(s)

Had this in my drafts for a while and have been meaning to post it. I probably missed a whole bunch of other scps, but you can always add any scps you think the characters enjoy that I didn't add here. Anyways, have a wonderful day/night :)

Hajime- 2786 The Archetype, 173 The Sculpture, 662 Butler’s Hand Bell, 1633 Most Dangerous Video Game 

Nagito- 2419 The Laughing Men, 032 Brothers’ Bride, 1504 Joe Schmo

Chiaki- 169 Leviathan, 079 Old AI, 4494 The Specter, 1471 Mal0 Version 1.0.0, 5254 Gotta Catch’Em All, 1633 Most Dangerous Video Game

Akane- 073 Cain, 1437 A Hole To Another Place, 2662 Cthulhu

Nekomaru- 4793 Stele the Warrior, 1447 Tupla

TeruTeru- 096 The Shy Guy, 835 Keteru Yamiko, 294 The Coffee Machine, 662 Butler’s Hand Bell, 082 Fernand The Cannibal

Hiyoko- 4885 Find Him, 2086 Man-Eating Bus, 2316 The Bodies In The Water, 956 Pinata

Maihiru- 179 Sauelsuesor, 999 Tickle Monster, 1499 The Gas Mask, 105 Iris

Kazuichi- 217 The Clockwork Virus, 787 The Plane That Never Was, 5000 The Suit, 2217 Hammer And Anvil, 914 The Clockworks

Gundham- 001 The Gate Guardian, 682 The Hard-To-Destroy Reptile, 722 Jörmungandr, 657 Death-Predicting Man, 2662 Cthulhu

Sonia- 060 Infernal Occult Skeleton, 2696 Haunted Victorian Mansion, 999 Tickle Monster, 3288 The Aristocrats, 2662 Cthulhu, 657 Death-Predicting Man

Mikan- 4999 Someone To Watch Over Us, 049 The Plague Doctor, 035 The Possessive Mask, 1007-RU The Nietzsche Virus

Ibuki- 722 Jörmungandr, 3885 Exploding Zombie Gearheads

Twogami- 2376 The Crow’s Revenge, 701 The Hanged King's Tragedy

Peko- 076 Able and 073 Cain, 294 The Coffee Machine, 053 The Young Girl

Fuyuhiko- 4494 The Specter, 4051 Your Friendly Neighborhood Keter

[jisreal64]

You know, considering how well my first SFL post did, I decided to make another one in the form of me ranking every SFL ship (both in-universe and crossover), keep in mind that this is all just my opinion and you can feel free to politely disagree with me if you so wish:

S tier: Starling (Darling x Stardust), Darn’eta (Darling x Ln’eta), Destir (Darling x Estir), Rhokstar (Rhok’zan x Stardust), Starbuck (Stardust x Buck), Ln’thulhu (Ln’eta x Cthulhu), Love in Yellow (Estir x Hastur), Cestir (Estir x Cthulhu), King in Pink (Ln’eta x Hastur), Nyan Nyar (Nyan Nyan x Nyarlathotep), Nanni Dust (Stardust x Nanni), Star Kidd (Stardust x Kidd), Muudust (Stardust x Muu), Muuling (Darling x Muu), Lonely Warrior (Billie x Kidd), Gamer Girl (Ln’eta x SCP-2662), Taffy King (Estir x Mr. Hister/SCP-5853-A-5), Ciphstir (Estir x Bill Cipher), Evil Egyptians (Nyan Nyan x Bill Cipher), Coon and Girlfriend (Ln’eta x Eric Cartman), Auntie D (Nyan Nyan x Lady Dimitrescu), Eldritch Crossing (Nyan Nyan x Ankha), and Nyankiplier (Nyan Nyan x Markiplier).

A tier: Star Warrior (Stardust x Billie), Polywood (Stardust x Rhok’zan x Buck), Catdog (Darling x Nyan Nyan), Goat Book (Rhok’zan x Muu), Nyanmuu (Nyan Nyan x Muu) Ln’etaplier (Ln’eta x Markiplier), and Poly Goats (Stardust x Buck x Nanni).

B tier: Mestir (Estir x Markiplier), Banni (Nanni x Buck), Buckidd (Kidd x Buck), and Sln’eta (Stardust x Ln’eta)

C tier: Blondies (Nanni x Kidd), Darzan (Darling x Rhok’zan), Flower Warrior (Nanni x Billie), Muun’eta (Ln’eta x Muu), Ln’eta x any of the DDLC girls, Estir x any of the DDLC girls, Gifstir (Estir x GIF.any from Gravity Falls), Nyan GIF (Nyan Nyan x GIF.any from Gravity Falls), anyone x Azathoth, and Scoutcraft (Scout from TF2 x HP Lovecraft)

D tier: Rhokiplier (Rhok’zan x Markiplier), Sestir (Stardust x Estir), Shub’zan (Rhok’zan x Shub-Niggurath), Markling (Darling x Markiplier), poly enemies (Nanni x Billie x Kidd) Markdust (Stardust x Markiplier) New Goat (Rhok’zan x The New Kid from South Park), anyone x the Helltaker from Helltaker, and any other ship I didn’t mention

F tier: incestuous ships, anyone else x HP Lovecraft, anyone x HP Lovecraft’s cat (if you know, you know), Goat Brutality (Rhok’zan x the South Park police force (again, if you know, you know)), and anyone x Worcestershire Sauce

But those are all of the SFL ships ranked in my own opinion, feel free to comment and let me know how you would rank these ships and if you agree with any of my rankings ( I would especially appreciate it if @akabaka-dev were to leave me their thoughts). But with all of that out of the way, have a great day! :D

[fullsaw]

I REMEMBER THAT SCP!!!

I was hyperfixated on creepypastas ages ago and i still reas the occasional one or two :]

The Chosen One but honestly they're kinda over it. like, yeah immaculate conception and all but they've heard the story too many times to actually care about any prophecy

people keep praying to them and its just kind of an inconvenience and they try to drink water but suddenly its blood and they have another scripture written about them and its just really inaccurate

[dearest-painter]

The reason why Immortal therapist! reader managed to be captured is because they willingly came to the Foundation,The reason why they come is just a bunch of sexually repressed priest and nun that now have a tangible person (referring to Immortal therapist! reader) to 'worship' and Immortal therapist! reader simply doesn't want to dealt with the cult bullshit.

Tw: slightly suggestive (Sorry if i make you uncomfortable since you are asexual)

Yandere nun, "accidentally" send a lewd picture to Immortal therapist! reader: Don't deny your lust,offer it to me,Dearest lord♡

Immortal therapist! reader who is completely loyal to SCP 4999: 🔪

Yandere nun: A knife? Are you flirting with me? :З

(I can imagine the therapist can get along with SCP 2662 because both of them have the same problem that is weird cult and play games)

Immortal therapist!reader:HEY BRO! Mind if I hide in here!?

Scp 2662:Of course, anything for my bro now get in here

Immortal therapist!reader:THANK YOU! That fucking cult is annoying me

SCP 2662:Damn I feel bad for you

Immortal therapist!reader:and I feel bad for you since your cult keeps summoning you mid game session

Scp 2662:tell me about it

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

opinion on scp-2662

Poor guy needs a break.

[dzthenerd490]

I'm showing my discord friend a recommended scps to get him into scp (he loves learning so much about the lore).

What are your favourite scps that I can show him?

SCP-001: The Black Moon - I don't know why but of all the SCP-001 proposals this one is my favorite. But Ouroboros is a close second place.

SCP-610 - I know this one is gross but its more complex and honestly fascinating that most give it credit for.

SCP-914 - Lots of people like this one and I can totally see why.

SCP-1006 - They are communist spiders, what's not to love?

SCP-1562 - My absolute favorite in how horrific it is

SCP-2662 - I love this guy honestly; I need to make a tale or two about him.

SCP-3003 - I found this one very interesting, I think your friend will like it.

SCP-5031 - He's a work in progress but generally a really cool guy none-the-less.

SCP-6140 - I thought the story here was kinda cool, a bit anticlimactic in the end but I'll never say no to a happy ending... or at least its implied its happy I could have read it wrong.

SCP-7004 - ... nuff said.

That's all I got for now, but they should be a good example of how messed up, horrifying, and bat shit insane the SCP Foundation can be and how it has something for everyone. Hope your friend enjoys!