#sdv goats

[fairy-farmer]

Animals of Brimstone Farm

Decided to post a list of animals on my farm and some tiny headcanons I have about them about them (some are kinda lame, sorry for that ><"). I'll be updating the post as I'll get more animals/as they grow! More UTC!

Pets

Mango (♀️):

Quite lazy

Owns the bed

Guards the waterbowl often

Banana (♂️):

Talkative

Loves to run

Clingy towards Mango

Strawberry (♂️):

Hoards toys

Will pounce on anyone no matter how much bigger they are

Thinks he's super scary (he's not)

Grape (♀️)

A lap dog despite her size

Has the biggest puppy eyes (and will whine for human food)

Treats the chickens and ducks like her babies

Chickens

Potato (♀️):

Thinks she's the boss (she is)

Kinda stand-offish

Walks around as if she's on a runway

Pasta (♀️):

Shy but friendly

Likes to hide in weird places

Will most likely sit on your head

Dumpling (♀️):

The actual hiding master

Thinks fingers are food

Loves scritches

Rice (♀️):

A brat (affectionate)

Really fast (does she teleport???)

Would break something and then act innocent while right next to it

Ducks

Poppy (♀️):

Quacks only when walking

Surprisingly not into water as much as the other ducks

Pretty independent but likes to be pampered from time to time

Begonia (♀️):

Has the vibes of a grumpy old man

Will sit in your way and then act like you're the one who's in her way

Fastest swimmer

Saffron (♀️):

Follows the farmer around a lot

Curious about everything

Has no fear

Forsythia (♀️):

Can get comfy in the worst places

Doesn't like to be petted much

Messy eater

Cows

Muffin (♀️):

Loves hiding in tall grass

Would probably go on a long journey (aka go to another town and get lost) if given the chance

Likes to lay her head in people's laps

Zabaione (♀️):

Very energetic, frolicks a lot

Nudges you to ask for pets

Quite gentle. You could probably put your hand in her mouth and she won't bite (Don't try this at home)

Shortcake (♀️):

Very shy around everyone except for the farmer

Likes scritches behind her ears

Has the sweetest moo

Cheesecake (♀️):

Really smart

Amused when people get surprised by her appearing seemingly out of nowhere

Very likely to eat the crops

Goats

Dragon (♀️):

Will climb anywhere and everywhere

Kinda lazy

Has a tendency to attack the scarecrows

Dwarf (♀️):

Considers clothing a delicacy

Can jump so high you'd think she has springs in her legs

Where Dragon goes, Dwarf often follows

[thelady-mary]

I'll always end up marrying Alex or Penny because I look at them and see

Respect elderly people

Alcoholic parent

Abandoned issues

Wanted to be loved (SO BAD)

The need to live a simple life

My saviour complex screaming

[missmaipai]

some sketchbook art! 🍎

[puppyeared]

LINUS!!!!!!!

[fefairys]

sebastian 8 heart event with my farmer ^_^

also with slime ^

edit: i did another one hello. this is goat.

[coyoats]

New goat obsessed farmer dropped 🐐

[boiboiperson]

That one thing where you draw six characters in your style but it hurts to look at but I'm too lazy to solve the problem by separating them and instead am just drawing more attention to the problem by pointing it out.

[selkiecrossing]

im gonna be RICH!!!!

[mikecrygor]

i love her shes so much more than "mean girl" like and reblog to send shane straight to hell

[abelllia]

I'll never get Penny hate when she's literally just Ms. Honey from Matilda

[not-poignant]

Daily excerpt from today's writing, chapter 28 of A Stain that Won't Dissolve:

'It doesn't matter,' Alex said. 'I just don't know what to do. I don't want to get between Sebastian and his friends. They've been a trio since they were children.' 'Alex, you didn't get between them at all. It sounds like Sebastian has grown into a different place to where he was as a teenager, and it sounds a little like Abigail hasn't grown in the same way. Sometimes people don't realise how far apart they've grown until something like this makes them see it, but he would have always seen it eventually. He might have even noticed before now, and not known what to do about it. Needless to say, he's an adult, he chose to kick Abigail out of his home, and you didn't make him choose that. I think you know better than anyone that he has chosen not to protect you in the past, when you were younger.' Alex hunched down into the chair and just shrugged. He stared at his old jeans and looked up at the model planes hanging from the ceiling again. Dr Harvey was all right, in his own way. But he did seem lonely. This place wasn't made with anyone else in mind.  'I love him,' Alex said, thinking that he should feel terrified, and mostly feeling so fucking tired.  'Oh. Oh. What? You- But... So then you and Haley aren't...' Alex laughed. Fuck. Was the cover that good? Did their friendship look that horny? And Dr Harvey was blushing so hard it was almost sweet, he fussed with his coffee mug, turning it this way and that.  'Sebastian doesn't know,' Alex said. 'He's never known. I never told him. I don't want him to know. But it's funny because he's... I mean he's like me.'  He's gay. 'It makes this harder,' Alex said, sighing. 'It makes it all so much harder.'  'I can only imagine,' Dr Harvey said, sounding less frazzled than before. 

[wizardofwizz]

genuinely forgot what I named my goat and nearly had a heart attack

[lucy-the-demon]

Because of Shane it's my life goal to hold a chicken.

I really don't have much going for me.

[cephydeluxe]

flashback to the time I was playing stardew valley a few weeks before v 6 update dropped and I spent like 4 days straight just setting up mods, not even playing the game, just troubleshooting mods and trying to get like 500 mods working at once INCLUDING the seasonal outfit/portrait mod for my farmer, which entailed downloading magic mirror outfits and styling them and THEN creating a portrait that matched the look (repeat this for every season/event/weather)

(Used Jazzybee’s portrait creator for a base and some clothes and drew the rest)

got all of that working, then proceeded to crash after sitting at my computer for HOURS,,,,,, then woke up to steam auto updating stardew valley, breaking all of my work cause I forgot to turn off auto update

happened early this year and I still haven’t turned my computer on

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

I love Haley in SDV for her character development because she really is a very kindhearted and sensitive person with depth to her once she opens up… but looking at some of her dialogue options after marriage, I also feel like she has underlying insecurities that drive how she acts and explain a lot of her early behaviors.

She talks about not going out in the rain because it’ll make her hair limp and she wants to look good for you, mentions at the egg festival that she was going to eat eggs but she’s on a spring diet… genuinely, I think she’s a young woman who doesn’t truly recognize the depth and value and many good qualities she has outside of her looks or who at least feels a pressure to look and act a certain way. She looks genuinely happy in her eight heart event when she’s laughing over falling in the mud and she’s too busy having fun to care if she doesn’t look perfect. I feel like she deserves so much gentle love and encouragement to realize she’s a good person and deserving of love, and she deserves to discover who she can be when she’s not worrying about being perfect.

[pompom-farm]