another list of batfam headcanons because its finals and im tired
-the kids throw things at bruce when he’s being an ass. cups, pencils, books, silverware, plates, balled up clothing, and one time an entire recliner (jason) bruce only catches what can break on him or break him.
-damian fosters animals regularly and takes great joy in training dogs and rehabilitating wildlife
-tim streams on twitch via vtubing to a)conceal his identity and b) make fun of people. his little persona is probably bird themed
-when jason was first adopted he used to follow alfred around the house so not only does he know the butler’s entire schedule but he’s also learned how to be an efficient cleaner. this carries over into every single one of his safe-houses. on top of that jason is the only kid that can cook successfully.
-steph, jason, and duke take turns commentating on sparring matches like they’re speakers on ESPN.
-jason reads frequently to cass and damian. it didn’t start on purpose it just sort of happened and now it is one of his big brother duties. (he does voices, this is why he got chosen for reading. Jason does voices because Alfred does voices)
-every time tim and jason end up on missions together something gets blown up, therefore they have been banned from working on the same missions.
-tim and steph keep up with youtuber drama religiously, and keep up with several drama channels like it’s their job. they’ll collect videos throughout the week and binge them all in one night.
-jason and dick big brother in different ways but they are suddenly on the same page when it comes to tormenting their younger siblings. they will team up and they are terrifying. there’s no escape. (they are also a little too efficient when they go on patrol together. bruce is SO suspicious)
you know, to their credit, my parents did not only give me “girl toys”
I had blocks, and games, and so so many art sets. I had plushies. I even had toy cars, though I never asked for those. I had a little toy cooking set where each piece was also a rudimentary instrument. I had Legos. I had a first-gen Razor scooter and sidewalk chalk and a Skip-It
but.
there is a video of me on my first Christmas, December 1993, at nine months old. my mother sets me down before an array of gender-neutral gifts so I can explore them on my own
and I crawl at top speed, no hesitation, for the only visible doll
nobody conditioned me to be this way. I just decided from infancy that Dolls Were The Best Thing Ever
I’m trying to be chill but ppl really be lying on Lois Lane’s internet. Saw someone say James O’Barr was pissed about the original Crow movie and that’s simply not true?? He has a special edition that is dedicated to Brandon Lee and he was friends with Lee before he passed.
I'm thinking about Construction worker Kreese and Silver from my tags.
Johnny walks past the site they’re working on every day. Shorts so short they might as well be panties and tight tops so tight they can see his damn nipples through them.
He smiles at them prettily every time, even when They catcall him—whistle appreciatively and shout, "Hey, doll, where you running off to without us?" (Silver’s calling is more ‘Let me buy you something even sluttier to put on and show off.”)
Sometimes he’ll drop something on purpose and bend over right in front of them to pick it up.
Then they lured him to come closer and talk to them—and oh boy, was it an even better view of that sweet, lithe body—strong but a total joke in comparison to them. That waist in itself, is the span of Silver’s hand.
He’s so giggly and pink when they keep giving him salacious compliments. All long and fluttering and pink down to his chest.
Of course, they let him into the site and fucked him behind some plywood. Put him on his hands and knees and took turns using his holes while he moaned, squeaked, and arched.
Dribbled spit and cum from how hard they went on him and shook. (They might have had to drive him to school.)
They both loved how that lovely mouth looked stretched around their dicks and how tight his hole clenched when he choked.