#lila umbrella academy

[bettyboop1ze]

How dare Lila :( “x reader” would never 😔 (also five’s fault)!

[emjaycore]

hello brelly

putting my s4 predictions out into the world just so I can come back after I watch to see if I was right this might contain spoilers

"The Unbearable Tragedy of Getting What You Want,"

oksy so semi self explanitory

they go the universe fixed yay! but now life sucks

"Jean and Gene,"

determined that these two are tracking down stuff related to the brellas

they're tracking down stuff that perhaps wrongly survived the universe reset? stuff that proves an alternate reality? stuff that shows brellas w powers? idfk

"The Squid and the Girl,"

jennifer incident!

"The Cleanse,"

klaus cant do drugs anymore this wil have something to do w it

maybe the universe is trying to cleanse existence of the brellas?

"Six Years, Five Months, and Two Days,"

this is the big delulu one (or maybe not)

April 1, 2019 - first apolcalypse

september 3rd, 2025 is the big day of the big event of this season

2348 days will mean something too

maybe something with diego, allison, klaus, and lila (I count her as #8)

and "End of the Beginning."

idk but if they dont play the djo song

[blacknight2221]

This woman! this woman! didn’t fuck one of my fictional husbands BUT TWO. Ma’am YOU CANT JUST STEAL EVERYONES FICTIONAL MAN

[grlseld4]

!!UMBRELLA ACADEMY S4 SPOILERS!!

me: I want Kanej, netflix

netflix: we gave you Kanej

[boiboiperson]

That one thing where you draw six characters in your style but it hurts to look at but I'm too lazy to solve the problem by separating them and instead am just drawing more attention to the problem by pointing it out.

[pinkflowersparkle245]

I'M LOOSING MY SHIT RN WITH THE NEW SEASON OF UMBRELLA ACADEMY TF YOU MEAN 5 LITERALLY MADE OUT WITH HIS BROTHERS WIFE I FUCKING SWEAR I FEEL LIKE THE WRITERS HAVE SEXUALIZED 5 AND I MAY BE WRONG IDK BUT THEY HAVE BEEN PLANNING THAT LILA AND 5 YK MADE OUT OR SMTH. THEY THOUGHT OF THAT SINCE HE WAS A MINOR THEY JUST WAITED UNTIL HE WAS LEGAL. AND NOT TO MENTION THE HANDLER OH MY GOD DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HER JUST LIKE MOTHER AND DAUGHTER HUH! IK THAT HE WAS MENTALLY LIKE AND OLD MAN AND WAS 13 PHYSICALLY IDK IT'S JUST ALL OFF PUTTING AND LILA FUDUJDJDJCJJXS IK THAT DURING THAT TIME OF THAT INCIDENT THAT 5 WAS MENTALLY 70 SOMETHING BUT LOOKED 25 AND LILA IS 40 BUT IT'S EVEN MORE WEIRD AND CONFUSING WITH LILA AND FIVE BECAUSE 5 YOU KNOW HAD KNOWN HER SINCE SHE WAS A KID IN HIS LIKE ERM OLD FORM BEFORE COMING BACK TO HIS FAMILY IN HIS 13 YEAR OLD FORM BUT THE SAME THING I SAID WITH THE HANDLER IT'S VERY OFF PUTTING AND WEIRD 😟. AND ALSO WHERE THE FUCK DID KLAUS WENT LIKE HE BARELY HAD ANY SCREEN TIME LIKE LITERALLY LUTHER BECAME MY FAVORITE CHARACTER FOR SEASON 4 LIKE WHAT!!!

[moodymooon]

Five and Lila. Five and Lila. Lila and five.

why

[stitched-mouth-vs-the-world]

Wet Fucking

Pairing: Lila Pitts x GN! Reader.

Summary: Whilst the Handler is away, you and Lila decide to make good use of the beautiful bathtub in the hotel.

Warnings: Smut, Bathtub sex, Oral sex (male OR fem receiving, this work is gender neutral), Dry (wet) humping, Lila is a crazy horny little shit, both also emotional and desperate to be fucked.

Writing Time: 40 minutes (how? it's so short and I didn't take a break).

Word Count: 334.

Format: Kinktober Imagine, Day 14.

A/N:

Happy to finally write for Lila Pitts. But I'm a little disappointed with this work. Very short like a lot of my Kinktober works. It is my first Kinktober though and I am struggling with keeping up. Remember when I had a Lila Pitts fan page?

Here are my other Kinktober 2023 works.

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Imagine Lila pulling you down into the tub to defile you.

She would press you up against the wet slippery tile walls just to lick and suck on the special spot in between your legs.

Lila wouldn't be kind of gentle, she had been needing this for far to long and she finally had her opportunity.

She would eat, suck and spit on you like a feral animal. Her attack wouldn't stop until you came in her mouth.

Once she had lapped up all your juices, her next attack would start.

Lila would then pull you back down into the now cold soapy water and shove her filthy tongue in your mouth whilst humping your leg like crazy.

Moans would spill out of her mouth continuously and water would ruin the whole bathroom.

You would have to find her hips with your now weak arms and pull her properly into your lap.

Be careful she doesn't push you down head first into the tub. You'd either bang your head or drown.

That's how animalistic Lila can get during sex. She tends to forget where you both are.

She would then cry and whimper whilst glazing into your eyes.

"Oh God baby, I've missed you much."

And you missed her. So you were going to show her just much your time apart had pent you up too.

[lcv09]

…Tsk* about the Umbrella Academy ending…

As much as I felt sad about the ending and how rushed the finale season felt… the ending made sense, and as long as it makes sense and it goes with everything, then I’m okay with it

But just the whole “Five and Lila” thing, I was a little disappointed with… okay, more than a little, but honestly, I sorta expected it subconsciously b/c they always had this atmosphere around them when they were alone together, even before the finale season, so Idk, that’s on me for feeling like that 🤷‍♀️ but honestly, I only feel disappointed by that b/c I, (If I hadn’t made it obvious yet), have a thing for Five/the actor: Aidan Gallagher

but I’m happy the fictional character finally fell in love with someone in the end that’s, in fact, not a mannequin

Too bad Lila didn’t really feel the same though

[finkisun]

i want Caitlyn and Jinx to have the same relationship that Five and Lila have

frenemies, more like anarchy

[sexwithstilinskiandhale]

you're laughing. The umbrella academy's final season destroyed every character's personal growth and semi-healed traumas, left huge plot-holes, completely abandoned some of it's most beloved side characters that were crucial in previous seasons and you're laugh-oh. You're crying. My bad. Go ahead. Let it out. Understandable.

[kidovna]

happy umbrella academy eve!! (redrew this)

[sunsickjune]

“i felt that five had to have a love story” okay steve !! fine. i’ll humour you. picture this : lila and five in the subway. they’re travelling to different timelines, loosing hope, trying to find a way home. then they get to a timeline and five sees dolores. but she’s a human, not a mannequin. he falls for her. loves her. wants to stay with her in her timeline. and that’s why lila has to force him to come home. she has kids, a husband, a life. five wants to stay with dolores more than anything. but he goes home, back to his timeline, because he knows he has to save his family. because he loves them more.

[stevenrogered]

#siblings

[twobraincells-art]

The 8th of August, 2024

Two mistakes of the universe go for a walk. Despite this, the universe doesn’t chew them up and spit them out. It lets them be. They deserve it, after all.

It’s a lovely day.

[lookingforhappy]

do you ever think about how the siblings died in the house where they were abused, that they were never able to reclaim from that abuse

how luther died still stuck in that house, having failed to live outside it and failed to make it a home

how diego valued the people more than the house, and yet he dies without his mother or children, with a wife and brother who cheated him

how allison spent her life building new families with new homes, but was dragged back to the house she was abused in to die there

how klaus spent almost every day there high or drunk, but once he was sober he died there

how five spent 45 years longing to go home, to feel safe there, but home was where he died

how viktor ran as far as he could from that house but ended up dying there anyway

how lila searched her whole life for family and comfort and belonging, and instead died in a strangers home