Found the cursed amulet I lost about a year ago. Turns out it was behind the couch, collecting small magnets and paperclips and was trying to make a pair of legs so it could run away to find someone who would release Feliar The Flying Flame.
Dumbass dragon thinks it can get released from the amulet so easily. Gonna wear it for a month now just to show him who’s boss. And yes, or course he’ll try invading my mind and influencing me to commit arson, but this is why accessorizing is important.
I will also be wearing my bracelet of Impermeable Yaoi Thoughts. That’s right, I sealed that dragon because he’s homophobic. Not such a dick for sealing him away now, am I?
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Today I created my own holiday called “handle your shit saturday” in which I had to actually deal with all the shit piling up in my house and actually do the projects I’d been planning and it was so satisfying and made me feel SO much better. If you’re struggling rn, I highly recommend, even if you just handle a small chunk of your shit, giving it a name made it feel all official and whatnot and somehow let me trick myself into doing things I’ve been putting off since November.
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Steve Rogers was thawed earlier then 2012 and ran out into Times Square May 14, 1998 between 9 and 10pm…
PLEASEGKGDDKJDKL
Steve’s running out into Times Square, SHIELD is running after Steve into Times Square, they all stop for an hour and watch the Seinfeld finale on the screens before resuming their high-octane chase
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I’m not going to lie I don’t like what SNW is doing with Christine and Spock.
Not like it’s written bad or anything it’s just
It takes what was Christine’s unrequited crush in TOS and makes it into a thing that actually happened and then makes all of Christine’s future pining in TOS aimed at a Spock she was actually with and who now ignores her like it never happened!!!! I hate this!!! I hate it so much!!! Feels bad!!!!!!
Not to mention the redundancy of Spock and T’Pring have a “break up” before The Break Up that we all know is coming anyway
And yes I’m being a whiny baby but I really liked how they were showing T’Pring and Spock worked and tried hard to make it work and it made sense that they would try their hardest before calling it off but to have them take a break now only to (assumedly) get back together later and then break up high drama style just uuuuuggggghhhhhh idk idk it feels like they’re trying to squeeze too much in
And in all that entire episode not one mention of Michael
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I offer u my game on notes
I may make this comic someday but idk when
Starts with Snaps and Kelek at the end of a date and walking down the street. Snaps shoes are untied and Kelek ends up stepping on one of his laces (which he may have done on purpose).
So Kelek’s like “omg snaps ur the worst with tiring ur shoes” and is just. He’s not great at not being suspicious. Especially when he just kinda grins at the look Snaps gives him.
So he’s like “here I got this joke, you should read it to me while I tie your shoes” and a moment later Snaps gets a text with said joke. Kelek’s obviously prepared.
I imagine him just having the stupidest sneaky kitty face. And Snaps obviously knowing something’s up but plays along anyway.
He sent Snaps a version of this very long winded joke. Link
When Snaps is done and possibly snorts bc of what a dumb fucking joke that was he is met with Kelek also laughing and then promptly
Honking him right in the dick
Before scurrying away. In the time it took Snaps to read the joke (and willfully ignore Kelek ‘tieing his shoes’) Kelek has changed into one of his ‘play’ outfits.
He slaps his ass and tells Snaps he bet he can’t catch him and takes off.
When Snaps gives chase he prompty falls face first into the perfectly placed backpack Kelek left behind to make sure Snaps didn’t actually get hurt in the fall.
Kelek did tie his shoelaces! … together :3
Snaps belongs to @didderd; these are my own thoughts and takes :)
I just love these two sm
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Went on a date with a sorceress from winder (wizard tinder) and she was somehow too unhinged for me.
She has a thing for making contracts for first born children from people and she had a gaggle of children tied to her waist like a dog walker with a load of dogs. Like, make some deals for first born children, but that’s not something I’d openly bring to a first date.
Like, I left my collection of tomes that seal away people I don’t know what to do with. Though if she could seal some of those kids away in tomes, maybe it could work out.
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wait how long has it been in universe in jjk? bc i feel like the whole story hasn’t actually taken that long. like how the twilight books all happened within one year
Bro they’re still first years 😭
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okay but why when i look up ‘ways to stop coughing in the middle of the night’ does google suddenly diagnose me with a million diseases and like four different kinds of cancer
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my brain is gnawing SO HARD on a hollow knight/breath of the wild crossover/fusion thing. alas i have no idea how it would work so i can’t even start an outline for a fic
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