#sf sans x uf papyrus

[centipedelightning]

Hey, I was wondering if you could do a skeleboys x reader whose gut reaction when the get spooked is to sort of pull their boy back to them not caus they don't trust him their just used to being a protector.

(I request undertale and underfell plus dealers choice :D)

Thanks love your stuff by the way

Waaaa how cute! Ugh I love dealers choice it just means I can write my pookies (today that means the swapfell bros). Yk I always feel bad bc I feel like I write too little. I am used to writing research papers where I just get to the point so creative writing is so painful.

| Ut/Uf/Sf Skelebros x protective reader || super vaguely romantic for a few || fluffy |

Cw/Tw: None

Sans

He’s blushing

I imagine this would be the kind of situation where you two were near some people that got in a physical altercation and you pulled him back. That kind of unconscious instinct both surprises and Greatly flatters him.

He’ll go all wide-socketed and just look at you like you’ve grown extra eyes.

Once the y’all are away from whatever situation spooked you, he’ll start making little jokes non-stop. It’s terrible.

“what was that?” “Wdym what was that?” “were you trying to protect me??” “Tf are you talking about??” “you need a new nickname. i didn’t realize you’re such a guard dog.” “Sans what are you talking about”

Sans tries to keep the energy equal in a relationship. Not one-to-one type of stuff where if you do one chore one day he’ll do it the next, as much as if you put in a lot of work he’ll try to treat you or do something that shows that he knows you did it and appreciates it. So now that he knows you’ll jump to his defense at the drop of a hat, he makes it his mission to Not let you do that. He is flattered of course but he just doesn’t want you to get hurt.

In smaller situations where you just got spooked by something he’ll try to calm you down with jokes and puns.

Papyrus

BLUSHING AND STUTTERING AND AND AND

He’s so flattered he’s just a mess.

Papyrus is the type of person that will jump to anyone’s defense immediately, so you reciprocating the energy means everything to him.

He doesn’t spook very easy, so you’ll probably be the jumpier person. No matter what gets you, big or small, you just randomly pulling him behind you has him blushing hard enough to glow.

Emotional bioluminescence never works in a skeleton’s favor.

I fear that you don’t realize what you brought onto yourself though.

If you weren’t already, Papyrus is staying up planning you an incredibly detailed workout plan to make sure you are capable in combat.

“YOU SHOULD BE PREPARED TO FIGHT IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE TO DEFEND MY HONOR NYEH-HEH-HEH”

The finalized workout regimen is planned exactly to your physical limitations. Almost to a concerning degree… did he do a secret medical exam or something??

No for the record, but he wouldn’t say no matter what the answer.

Red

Red is pretty jumpy himself so his hackles are already raised as he is trying to drag you behind him, but You dragged him back first??? You want to protect Him???

Swoon

He’s swooning

He still wins this nonexistent battle for the right to protect the other, so he manages to get you close to him. Sorry not sorry but Red’s protective instincts are hard to match, let alone beat.

If the situation was severe enough that you two would need to leave, once y’all do he’s all over you. Laughing and joking about how you’re trying to play guard dog.

He does try to check in a make sure you know you can depend on him yada yada. Please reassure him that you know and whatnot.

It’s not that he doesn’t trust you or feels insecure of course—hell one of his many types is strong and forthcoming—he is just also used to being the protector and wants to make sure you don’t burden yourself.

Edge

Utterly flabbergasted.

That’s all.

Confused even

Situationally you have two options: either you startled at something he also recognizes as a “threat” or you jump at something that just happened to scare you. Both of these options end with him looking at you like you are some combination of a deity and an oddly shaped cat. Confusion, wonder, adoration, a touch of horror—you get the picture.

More specifically, for the smaller option he will just straight up ask you wtf, but for the “big threat” option he gloats. Loudly.

He is about to get very loud.

Imagine something along the lines of “NYAHAHA YES FEAR ME AND MY HUMAN HAHAHA”

Edge is a skeleton that loves his theatrics what can I say.

You will also be put through a training regimen btw. It’s about the same as Papyrus’ just with more sparring. You did this to yourself.

Indigo

I’m so sorry but Indi picks fights.

He does

He’s shameless

Maybe you can try to physically pull him away from needling randos? Then again you jumping to his defense might just make him more confident and Worse.

You won’t get a workout regimen out of this guy though! Little victories.

for literally any other time where something just makes you jump and you grab him instinctually, he’ll play into it. You should tell him as soon as you can if that’s something you don’t want.

But he will dramatically jump into a fighting stance the second you start to tug him towards you.

He is always ready to defend his human’s honor.

Cash

He let’s you drag him back with very little resistance.

In all honesty he finds you jumping to his safety quite amusing, especially if it was from something small that just happened to make you jump and grab him with you.

If there’s ever a situation where you aren’t in immediate danger but near some (like some strangers getting into an altercation) Cash will absolutely allow you to do whatever you want.

He’s never gonna let either of y’all get into real danger, so as long as that doesn’t happen you are free to your instincts to try and protect him.

Hell, you might not even need to grab him with how much he loves to touch or hang off you. No sense of personal space truly.

[desktopdinosaur]

Used this audio as a chance to practice tweening!

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Masterpost 29

General asks

S/O rejects someone flirting with them at the restaurant (UF Papyrus, SF Sans, FSG Sans, MT + MF Sans & Papyrus)

S/O calls skeleton baby girl (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O and Skeleton are going to S/O's first pregnancy ultrasound (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Papyrus gets too far and hurts his S/O (UT, UF, HT, SF, FSG Papyrus)

A random human tries to kidnap skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's kid hid in his suitcase and skeleton only realized once he arrived at the hotel (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Meeting with a shapeshifter (DaT, DF Sans & Papyrus)

S/O can't handle Rus not being serious in their relationship anymore (SF Papyrus)

S/O is the Grim Reaper (FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton sees an x-ray of their S/O (UT, US, UF Sans + Ink, Error)

There's a tsunami alert and skeleton is on the beach (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O reveals they're dating Skeleton to his brother by taking back his underwear to him (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O owns several weapons legally (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's child is mad their dad said no for candies so they're packing their things (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O reveals they're dating Skeleton to his brother by taking back his underwear to him (HS, HF, OT, DaT, DF, FT, MT, MF Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's child tries to jumpscare his dad with a scary video (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton hugs S/O from behind and it scares them so much they punch him (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

It's S/O's birthday (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's brother finds a letter his S/O wrote to his brother (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Thoughts on ASMR (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O can feel danger coming (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's links with the LGBTQIA+ community (UT Sans, UT Papyrus, UF Papyrus, SF Papyrus, FSG Sans, DF Sans, FT Papyrus, Error, D!Papyrus, DuT Sans)

S/O bridal carries skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O's family is against monsters and tries to kill S/O and Skeleton's child (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Short S/O wears super high heels out of spite (UT, US, UF, HT, SF FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O and Skeleton play Mario Kart (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O is stubborn when they're sick (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Reaction to learning Sans threatened Frisk during his journey in the Underground (UT Papyrus, Toriel, Undyne, Alphys, Grillby)

S/O said no to their child to buy a plushie so they go ask to skeleton father instead (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O organizes a special egg hunt in the yard (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O and skeleton play Just Dance (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O boops skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O knows what they did, but do they know what they did? (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

What if Horrortale Undyne was still alive (HT Sans, Papyrus & Toriel)

Other things

About Mafiaswap

About Underfresh

A reminder for asks inspired from older posts

About other UT characters and their alternate versions

Myfanwi talks

Chinchillas absolutely love cuddles (no)

Cute pictures of sleepy Thor

My thoughts about the QSMP admin situation

Easter chinchilla

The Boop-o-meter

[timbertumbr]

Okay hear me out here, for US, UF and SF, They have just been sucked through the matchine with and in the UT universe and are figuring things out and maybe a few months of that but what UT Sans and Papyrus forget to mention is that Pap is married to our dear sweet Y/N so they decide to pop by and vist and one of the Sans's (US, UF SF) open up and they hug them and are like "Heya bro! how are things? wheres pap ect ect" and they seen pap and obvs jump them cause they haven't seen their husband in a while. Chaos insues XD

WE'RE WHAT?! (Various Papiri X Reader)

Oh boy, this is going to be FUN! I'll write the reactions of the Sanses but know that it is 100% Papyrus X you.

UnderSwap-

-When Blue opened the door, he did NOT expect you to be there. In his universe, you were friends but often had to go to you.

-"Heya bro, how are you?" Bro? Are you really good friends? He hesitantly responded as you let yourself in, looking for your husband. When you spot the lanky skeleton, you speed walk and hug him tightly.

-Stretch was NOT expecting this, he did have a crush on you but you were acting like you were married, Blue was just as baffled as you talk about your day.

-And then YOUR Papyrus appeared out of the kitchen and you were confused.

-After some explanation, they learned that you were married and Stretch was a little flustered, apologizing and everything.

-You reassured the skeleton that it was okay, after all, multiversal accidents don't happen very often.

-Lets just say Blue is planning on getting Stretch and UnderSwap you together.

UnderFell-

-Now with these two, UnderFell you are already dating Edge, if you weren't he'd kick your ass off the moment you touched him. (More like push you away because he's still a softy and doesn't wanna hurt you.)

-So when Red opens the door, you greet him like you did with UnderSwap and he's okay with it, you two are practically siblings in your time from how much you hang out.

-And when you see Edge, you hug him from behind and call him your nickname for Papyrus and he. Goes. REEEEEED.

-He is so stunned he starts stuttering and Red is just watching in amusement but also curiosity. Then Papyrus walks in and things get a little awkward.

-After explaining, Edge takes it like he didn't just melt under your hug and Red is just amused. He may or may not be thinking of wedding plans now.

SwapFell-

-Rus crushed on you in his universe HARD and Mal just wants him to confess already.

-So when you open the door and greet him, he immediately knows what's going on and let's you in.

-When you see Rus, you hug him, greet him with a nickname and tell him how much you missed him.

-Rus is a MESS. Anxious on telling you that he isn't who you think he is and worried that you'd be mad at him.

-Papyrus appears, a knight in shining armor in Rus's eyes.

-After an explanation and numerous apologies from Rus, you were pretty chill about it and Mal had casually walked up to Rus.

-"So, ready to confess yet?" Rus gave him a glare but it did give him some ideas for how to confess.

UnderTale-

-After all the multiversal craziness, Papyrus treated you to your favorite meal, some movies and shows you enjoyed and some cuddling as a way to apologize for not telling you sooner.

-You think it's sweet and even call it a date which makes Papyrus REALLY happy.

-All in all, this is something you'll laugh about in the future, for now, you're happy to be by your husband's side.

[undertale-museum]

Behind the Stacks

Part 6 / Part 7 (here)

AVJ-verse part 2

[AVJ-verse]

(A006_61) Margin of Error

P:  2016/7___LU:  2019/9 ___Status: Unknown ___Pages: 146

C: Error, Geno, UT!Papyrus, UT!Sans

(A006_13) Introducing Auto ___ P:  2019/7

(A006_14)Queri Tied Up, in Dress ___ P:  2019/7

(A006_15) Planning Your Funeral ____P:  2019/7____ C: Anti-Error, Auto, Bitty

(A006_16) Not too Late to Cuddle P:  2019/7 ___ C: PinkQueri (Lust), Auto

(A006_17) Happydemic the Musical

P:  2019/8___LU:  2019/10 ___Status: Ongoing, Pause ___Pages: 2

C: Auto, Anti-Error, Error, FE!Geno, Queri

(A006_18) Auto x Queri  Booty Slap / Beach Time

P:  2019/6___LU:  2019/8 ___Status: Unknown ___Pages: 2 ___ C: Auto, Queri

(A006_19)Corrupto Best Moments / Two

P:  2019/7___LU:  2019/11 ___Status: Ongoing ___Pages: 12 ___ C: Corrupto, Queri

(A006_20) Momma Nuzzles _____ P:  2019/10____ C: Auto, Queri (baby)

(A006_21) Comic Conversation with the Errors

P:  2019/10____Pages: 2 _____ C: Anti-Error, Brightness

(A006_22) Only if Granted Permission ___ P:  2019/5____Pages: 1 ____ C: Auto

(A006_23) [Ask-Based Story] _______________@Unfinished

P:  2018/11___LU:  LU 2019/9___Status: Ongoing ___Pages: 52 (+/- a page)

C: Anti-Error, ErryBerry, Error, Extinction              TAG: DestructiveDeath

Best Pages: Error_FE!Geno Fight /Anti-Error Intro / BluError Intro-BluError Backgroud / BondageJoke / Error Extinction Intro / BluebError Intro / ErryBerry Date / Fresh Cameo / Extinction Fight Begins / Anti-Death Intro-Anti-Death Death's Form-Anti-Death Flirt-Anti-Death Pillow Fort-Anti-Death Fights Back, Anti-Death Butt Story / Extinction Bitty

(A006_24) Hope You Don't Mind

P:  2018/10____Pages: 2 ____ C: Error, US!Sans

(A006_25) Alternate Universe Hat Sans /  Part 2

P:  2019/3___LU:  2019/7  ___Pages: 2 _____ C: Anti-Error, Auto, Ink, Sans, Underhat!Sans

(A006_26) The Impending Chaos Part 1 / Part 2

P:  2019/5___LU:  2019/6 ___Status: Unknown ___Pages: 2  Note: Only Auto can manage AVJ-HQ

[Classic Undertale]

(A006_27)Lil’Paps and Sans  / Getting Married

P:  2016/5___LU:  2018/10 ___Status: Unknown ___Pages: 3 __ C: UT!Papyrus, UT!Sans

(A006_28) Genocide Ending ___ P:  2016/5 ____ C: UT!Papyrus, UT!Sans

TW: character death iminent

(A006_29) Skelebros: The taste of his Spaghetti  ___ P:  2016/8___C: UT!Papyrus, UT!Sans

(A006_30) Doodle Tale Skelebros

P:  2016/12_____Pages: 2 ____ C: UT!Papyrus, UT!Sans

(A006_31) Darnit, Sans ____ P:  2018/6_____ C: UT!Frisk, UT!Papyrus, UT!Sans

(A006_32) [Final Fight Flirt] ___ P:  2018/12____C: UT!Frisk, UT!Sans

(A006_33) Damn Kids ___ P:  2018/12_____ C: UT!Frisk, UT!Sans

(A006_34) Oobleck, A skeleton, mostly ___ P:  2019/1____C: UT!Alphys, UT!Sans

(A006_35) Final Nap P:  2019/1____ C: UT!Papyrus, UT!Sans

TW: character death

(A006_36) Skelebros: Cant Argue  ___ P:  2019/4___ C: UT!Papyrus, UT!Sans

[Error/AF/UT]

Note: only comedy

(A006_37) UT/ET/AT: Bad timing  ___ P:  2016/6____C: Geno, Error, UT!Sans

(A006_38) Help me end the timeline  __ P:  2018/10____C: Geno, Error, UT!Sans

(A006_39) Help me end the timeline  ___ P:  2018/11___C: Geno, Error, UT!Sans

(A006_40) How long was Sans gone  ___ P:  2018/11_____ C: FE!Geno, Error, UT!Sans

[Multiverse]

(A006_41) MurderTale: Greeting a new pal  ___ P:  2016/6____C: MT!Frisk, MT!Sans

(A006_42) Undertale: That’s my brother

P:  2016/6______Pages: 3 ____ C: Disbelief Papyrus, Geno

(A006_43) [Christmas Party AU Fan Art]  Link 1 / Link 2 / Link 3

P:  2016/10___LU:  2016/12 ___Status: Complete ___Pages: 3

C: Geno, Sci!, UF!Sans, US!Sans

(A006_44)  Papyrus, No  ____ P:  2016/11____ C: SF!Sans UF!Sans, UT!Papyrus, UT!Sans

(A006_45) Sans/UTSans: Not just a normal skeleton  ___ P:  2018/10____ C: ULo!Sans, UT!Sans

(A006_46) Sans/UTSans/ULSans: Wake me up inside  ___ P:  2018/10____C: ULo!Sans, UT!Sans

(A006_47) Where they come from  __P:  2018/11___ C: Error, Fresh, Geno, UT!Alphys, UT!Sans

(A006_48) Aint that good news  ___ P:  2018/12____ C: Error, Fresh

(A006_49) So Mean ____ P:  2019/1 ____C: UF!Sans, US!Sans

(A006_50)  Put that on my grave  ___ P:  2019/1 ____ C: US!Papyrus, UT!Sans

(A006_51) Cardinal sin: Low Stamina  ____ P:  2019/1____ C: ULo!Sans, Undertail!Sans

(A006_52) Swap Nightmare Dream /Swap!Dream vs Nightmare / No Dif 1 - Part 2

P:  2019/1___LU:  2019/2 ___Status: Unknown ___Pages: 3

(A006_53) Swapped SwapOut Ch3, Pg2 _____ P:  2019/2_____C: US!Sans

(A006_54) Kustard: I do really love you

P:  2019/2______Pages: 2 ______ C: UF!Sans, UT!Sans

(A006_55) animation  ____ P:  2019/2__ C: Geno, UT!Sans, Anti-Error, Error

(A006_56) Origin Stories

Underswap ___ P:  2019/2____Pages: 2____C: US!Papyrus, US!Sans, FE!Geno, UT!Sans

Note: dub also

Underlust:  ____ P:  2019/2_____C: FE!Geno, ULo!Sans, UT!Grillby, UT!Sans

Underfell _____ P:  2019/2_____C: FE!Geno, UF!Papyrus, UF!Sans, UT!Sans

Horrortale _____ P:  2019/2______C: FE!Geno, HT!Sans, HT!Undyne, UT!Sans

(A006_57) Alternate Horrortale  ____ P:  2019/2_____ C: HT!Sans, HT!Undyne

(A006_58) Glitch

P:  2019/3___LU:  2019/5 ___Status: Ongoing, Pause ___Pages: 3

C: Anti-Error, Glitch Papyrus, UT!Sans,

(A006_59) Fatal Error Birthday Part 1 / Part 2

P:  2019/3____LU: 2019/5___Pages: 2 _____ C: Error, FE!Geno, Fresh, Shrek

(A006_60) Skelebros: Taking Myself Out  P:  2019/5__ C: UF!Sans, UT!Papyrus, UT!Sans

~~

/Dubs/

Funny Undertale Compilation【 Undertale Comic Dubs 】

Margin of Error [Undertale AU comic dub]

Margin of Error Prologue

Margin of Error Part 1

[Being X] TW: character death 2 times

[Being X] Note to Self: It is a bit depressing but the unique spin on Error later in on in the comic is worth it.

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[cheesethekitter-blog]

Soooo yeah here’s a comic thing. It’s a part one there will be more but I’m tired right now. I might just make this into a fanfic idk.

[cupcakezys]

Prompt Six

Not my best, and I know I did a similar pairing last prompt, but I thought something light and fluffy would be best after such a serious topic. So enjoy a day in the life of one of my OT3's.

Prompt: “90% of my important decisions have been made out of spite.”

Pairing: UF Papyrus x SF Sans x US Sans (Poisonedgeberry)

Word Count: 1362.

Warnings: Mentioned anxiety, anxiety, mpreg, skelepreg.

Read on AO3: here.

First: here.

Previous: here.

Next: here.

Razz relaxed into the couch, sighing softly. His spine ached, but it was a only slight pain that was easy to ignore. A satisfying pain too, one that signaled another productive day coming to an end. He brought his feet up, tucking them under him. Edge shifted next to him, a soft sigh of his own escaping him as he settled into the couch. The tall skeleton stretched before relaxing, long arms stretching to the sky and teeth parting slightly. Red eye lights caught his own deep violet ones. A grin tugged at Razz's teeth, an automatic reaction to the gentle smile the other sent his way.  Blue skipped into the room, a bowl of nachos in one hand and a bag of popcorn in the other. Edge reached up to take both, letting Blue grab the TV remote and a spare blanket from the rocking chair. The smallest skeleton curled up on Edge's other side, the soft pink blanket covering everything but his sockets. Razz reached for the nachos, bringing a handful back to eat through slowly. He chuckled as Blue's small hand darted out from beneath the blanket to snatch a handful of his own nachos. Edge laughed too, one arm wrapping around Blue while the other dove into the popcorn. "Comfy?" Blue grinned and nodded. "Very." Razz couldn't help himself from laughing softy. "I Would Be Worried If You Weren't." Blue stuck his tongue out at him, laughing. "Jealous?" "Not In The Slightest." Razz assured his boyfriend. "It's Hot Enough As It Is, I Can't Imagine Adding A Blanket." Edge nodded. "He Has A Point Blue, It's The Middle Of Summer." Blue shrugged at his boyfriends, grabbing a handful of popcorn. "It's The Baby. They're Stealing All My Warmth." Razz grimaced as Blue shoved popcorn and nachos into his mouth, and felt Edge wince at the sight. "I Don't Think That's How It Works Blue." "It Is Now." Blue shrugged again, licking his fingers. Edge sighed, a reluctant grin forming as he reached for the remote. "What Are We Watching Tonight Razz?" Razz lit up, reaching for more nachos as he bounced in place. "A Movie Called Doctor Strange! My Brother Suggested We Watch It, And Then Felldyne Was Ranting About It To Everyone At The Station This Morning, So It Must Be Good!" Edge raised a brow one, nodding as he looked for the movie. "If It's Not Anime And It Managed To Catch Her Attention Than It Must Be Amazing." "Oh!" Blue shot up then, the blanket falling back to reveal he rest of his skull. "Comic Was Talking About That With Alphys The Last Time I Went For A Checkup! Apparently It's Got Something To Do With Magic And The Multiverse?" Razz nodded, excitement falling a little at the other's first words. "I'm sorry we didn't go with you Blue." Edge nodded, his own expression falling. "We know it's important, and we'd really love to go-" "It's Fine You Guys. We've Talked About This." Blue shook his head and snuggled into Edges side while reaching for Razz's outstretched hand. "You two don't have to push yourselves. Maybe you'll go with me someday, but Comic is happy to take me until you're ready." Edge pressed a great full kiss to the other's skull while Razz squeezed his hand gently. Blue squeezed back, a bright smile on his face and large hearts in his sockets. He giggled, wiggling a bit to get comfortable before settling. Razz felt an arm wrap around him, pulling him into Edge's other side. He fell with it, holding his boyfriends close as the movie started. ***** "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AT ALL MY POPCORN!" Blue pouted, his hands crossed over his chest. "It's Not MY Fault, The Baby Wanted Them!" Edge spluttered, pouting himself and throwing a forlorn glance at the empty bag of popcorn. "If I ever decide to carry a child I am getting the best revenge for this utter travesty." Blue giggled, rolling back on he couch as he did so. "You'll Just Have To Eat Them Faster Next Time." Edge humphed, crossing his arms and pointedly not looking at Blue. Razz chuckled, finishing off the last of the nachos. He reached over for the remote, finding it on the floor. The TV turned off just as the credits finished, plunging the room into darkness. "You aren’t really that mad, are you Edge?" Blue whispered. “You wouldn’t actually do anything, would you?” Razz perked up, the hesitant uncertainty in Blue's tone immediately putting him on high alert. Blue’s anxiety had reared its ugly head again once he had found out he was pregnant, often leaving the two harsher monsters to try their best to reassure him. He glanced at Edge in the dark, meeting his eye lights for a fraction of a second before they both turned to the dark shadow that was their boyfriend. "I don't know, I'm pretty good at holding a grudge." Edge stated. "At least ninety percent of my important decisions have been made out of spite, after all." Razz nodded, sliding onto the floor next to Blue. "I have to agree with Edge, spite is the driving force behind all worthwhile decisions." Blue blinked, glancing between them slowly, before he snorted. "Is That So?" "Of Course!" Edge drew himself up, and Razz could barely make out the flutter of his scarf. "THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE EDGE HAS NEVER MADE A DECISION THAT HASN'T BEEN FUELED BY SPITE! HOW ELSE ARE DECISIONS SUPPOSED TO BE MADE?" Blue laughed, his hands raising to cover his teeth. "Oh My Stars." "THE ANSWER IS THEY AREN'T!" Razz joined in, leaping up and letting his own scarf fly out behind him. "IT IS NOT POSSIBLE!" Blue was giggling uncontrollably now, his shaking so hard the blanket fell from his shoulders and to the floor. “You Dorks.” Razz mentally congratulated himself and Edge for cheering the smaller skeleton up. He stepped back to the couch, a long arm wrapping around his middle. Edge pulled him into his lap, wrapping him up tightly and brushing a kiss against his cheek. Razz leaned back into the other's ribcage, hugging the arms holding him. Blue's laughter eventually died down, and he grinned at the two in the dark. Suddenly Razz's lap was full of pregnant skeleton, his hands trapped underneath the other's growing stomach. Blue pulled him into a tight hug, nearly crushing him in the process. Then he was shifted to the side, and Blue slid around him in order to hug their taller boyfriend. Edge grunted and managed to free one arm to hug back. "I Love You Both." Blue breathed, one arm pulling Razz into the hug. "So Much." Razz and Edge echoed him, and pressed kisses all over his skull to prove it. It took Blue pushing away through his giggles to get them to stop. Edge shifted, wrapping one arm around each of them. "Shall We Head To Bed?" Blue hummed sleepily, his arms clinging to Edge's neck. Razz nodded, a yawn interrupting his affirmation. He tried to slip out of the other's hold, only to squeak as he was lifted into the air. Edge chuckled at him as he sent the taller skeleton a mock glare. "Asshole." "Language." Blue mumbled instantly. "Don't swear around the baby." Razz huffed and rolled his eye lights despite the smile tugging at his teeth. "Yeah yeah." Edge gently laid them in bed, Razz helping him ease a sleeping Blue under the covers. He slipped in after, cuddling close to Blue's front. One hand idly made it's way down to the others stomach. He could feel the souling beneath his fingertips, the little pulses of magic calming his soul. He snuggled closer to Blue, drawing little circles on the stomach beneath him. Long fingers intertwined with his own over Blue's stomach. Razz lazily opened one socket, smiling at the shining eye lights of his boyfriend. The taller skeleton carefully leaned over, and Razz met him halfway in a short kiss. "Love you." Edge whispered as he settled. Razz sleepily squeezed the hand still holding his as he dozed off. "I love you too."

[magic-hcs]

*slams hands on table*

It's angst time!

The couple has their first big argument and in the heat of the moment skele says some hurtful things while hurting s/o physically too, if you're not comfy with a slap, then maybe a shove. s/o only holds the painful spot and looks at them heartbroken and fear in their eyes before turning around and silently walk away from them, hiding the building tears. 💔

With Charon, Red, Syrup and one of your choices!

*rubs hands together evilly* good idea anon. Let’s make these boys suffer😈

Warnings: shouting, cursing, arguments, hurtful words, pushing, mention of not being able to breathe for a moment, angst

Red: UF sans

Syrup: US papyrus

Charon: UF papyrus

Razzle: SF Sans

Let’s cast some magic and see what we’ll get! ✨

✨✨

Red: “shuddap with yer fucking ‘everything is going to be fine’ attitude! stars, how’d i ever see something in ya, yer so god damn annoying.”

Red feels his soul ache the moment he said it. It started to crumble as he saw the hurt and unshed tears inside your eyes. He didn’t mean it, he regretted it the moment the words left his teeth. Red wants to take them back and move to hold you, afraid that if he doesn’t you’ll leave forever. But that side of him has been shoved in the back while the anger has taken the front row seat. And it was unwilling to relent its control to the more sensible part of him. It had been itching to take the wheel with every little mistake that happened today.

“Y-you…you can’t mean that…surely.” Your voice is so quiet Red almost didn’t hear it. The anger has left you as you tried to mostly reassure yourself that this wasn’t true. The sensible part of Red noticed the subtle movement of your arms going to hug yourself. Red feels as if he’s surrounded by an ocean of dark, heavy water. It’s dragging him down ever deeper into its abyss, he’s suffocating with no way to correct the wrongs.

Red had never hated himself that much then right in this moment.

“keep telling yerself that, sweetheart.”

Red stands corrected.

He wanted to punch himself. Restrain himself. Anything to stop the lies he hears coming from his own voice. He doesn’t want to listen to it anymore, and goes to cover his non-existent ears. Becoming surprised when he finds himself actually covering the sides of his head. The lies have stopped and Red feels relieved. Until he sees your face.

Your lips had been moving, and a hand had been placed on his shoulder. The concern and sadness in your eyes and expression faded away into hurt. Before that hurt transforms into guilt for half a second, and then anger.

You had been talking.

Red feels your hand clenching just a bit tighter on his shoulder. Magic is crackling in the air. His next action was a reflex.

“don’t fucking touch me!”

Red’s eyesockets widened as he watched in slow motion how your body got engulfed by a dark red hue. He wasn’t fast enough to stop his arm from swinging. It just took a second for the magic to respond. But once it did, Red felt his entire being go cold. Your body got slammed into the wall, hard. Red swears he hears a crunch echo throughout the room as you fell limp. The only indication that you were alive was the desperate gulps of air you took. By the fear in your eyes it was certain your lungs were unable to absorb the oxygen from the gulps of air.

Fear grabbed Red’s plummeting soul in a vice grip, jagging its claws in it and not letting go.

“babe!” Red exclaims, rushing over to help you in any way he could. His panting is erratic as he slides the last bit of distance on his knees. He goes to hold you but you slap him away. It wasn’t a slap filled with any strength, yet it was enough to render Red frozen in place. He watched you struggle to get up, watched as you finally were able to really breathe again, watched as you glared down at him, tears trailing down your face. “S-stay-“ you coughed, voice hoarse and breaking. “Stay. The. Fuck. Away from me.”

Red didn’t dare move from his position on the floor as he watches you limp out the room. Passing by the messed up cake - the cake meant to be a surprise for you - on the table. The words were misspelled, but it was an easy fix.

Unlike the unfixable mess Red just made… And all he had to blame, was himself and his short temper.

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Syrup: “Don’t you walk away from me Syrup!” You call out to him as he power walks away from his problems like always. Damn him and his long ass legs. Where’s that godforsaken air which he always trips over at the most inconvenient times when you actually need it?

“You can’t keep avoiding this problem, Syrup!”

“watch me.”

“God dammit Syrup, stop acting childish and actually listen to me!”

You grab his hand, which he snatches back almost immediately. “i’m not childish.” Now he partly faces you, waiting. His expression is troubled, a mixture of many emotions, you could make out a few of them: nervousness, frustration and ruefulness. At least he’s hearing you out now hopefully.

“What the heck was that back there?” You ask, already able to guess the answer. But it would better to hear it from Syrup himself.

He scoffs. Looking as if he’s already done with the conversation. “sibling squabble obviously, honey. you got healthy eyes dont you?” Syrups snarks. Turning to face you fully now, teeth half way parted in a sneer. His shoulders were tense, he may have had his hands in the pockets of his hoodie, but he looked ready to lunge at any moment. Like a predator - no - like a cornered animal.

You ignored the sharp pang inside your chest and the horrible twists - like a knife - turning inside your stomach. He could’ve ditched the insult in your opinion. But that’s not here and now, you could get angry and lick the wound- which was deeper then you would like to admit - later.

You tried to keep the frustration out of your voice: “That-! That was not just a sibling squabble. Whatever that was that I just witnessed, was down right vicious. To both parties involved.” Your making motions with your hands to illustrate both what you saw and what your feeling right now. Syrup is glaring down at you as he goes to stand in your personal space. “then don’t watch or stick your nose in business it doesn’t belong.” He almost growls out. Too lost in both the heat and emotions from the fight he just had with his brother and this one to think clearly.

Magic is crackling in the air like a firecracker about to explode, you don’t notice it.

“I can’t.” You hiss through your teeth, fist clenching. You feel your skin and brain boiling. “I live here too.”

“then maybe you should pack you things and leave,”

His words were a slap to the face, your left stunned in place. Eyes widened in shock and betrayal. Syrup had been the one who kept insisting that you should live with both him and his brother. He had been the one who dramatically claimed he missed you so much when you were away.

“good riddance.”

You don’t see how Syrup staggers in horror at his own words. As if not being able to believe what he just said. You don’t notice how he slaps a hand against his teeth. You only saw the color red. You don’t hear the muffled whispers forming an unfinished: “i-i, i didn’t….i’m sor-“ for the blood pulsing through your ringing ears drowns out the sound. You don’t notice you’re already storming towards him until your right in his face.

“FUCK YOU! YOU ASSHOLE!” It leaves your mouth before you register it. Your hands move on their own, pushing Syrup with all the strength you could muster, you don’t notice the tears stinging your eyes. Syrup staggers. His shocked and horrified expression turns into rage. He pushes back. But just a bit too hard, with just a bit too much magic mixed in. You’re hurled back, landing unfortunately on your side.

Everything is quiet as your gasping for breath. Once air returns you, you stumble to your feet. Tears freely flowing down your cheeks. Your body hurts, but your heart is hurting much more. You leave Syrup alone with his guilt, his grief and some last words. “Don’t think of finding me until you got your shit straight.”

✨✨

Charon: “I Do Not Understand What You’re Going On About. I Handled It.” Charon huffs while opening the door for you to walk through. You hissed out a thanks through your teeth. It was a rule the two of you had made pretty early on; even while in disagreement, you would still treat eachother with respect.

“Oh, handling it you did indeed. By losing your temper and throwing the guy through a window!” You seethed. Charon could tell by the way you paced back and forth in the room of your shared apartment that you were trying your hardest to keep your calm. He could feel his patience starting to slip as well. Grinding his teeth together before answering. “See! I Handled It!” He says while gesturing a hand towards you. “You Just Admitted It! Why Keep Bringing It Up If We Are On The Same Page!?”

You snapped your body around and moved into his space. Charon tried to move back but you followed him. “It’s the way how you handled it!” The skeleton in question glared down at the finger you used to jab into his chest. Noticing his glare you snatch your finger away as if the fabric of his clothes burned you. You looked apologetic, guilt flooded into your eyes and opening your mouth to properly apologize. But the frustration from the unfinished argument was just a bit faster. An inhuman growl and shout came out your mouth, followed by a: “Goddammit, Charon!” You put some distance between the two of you, for both your sakes. Taking a deep breath and holding it in for a second before releasing it all in one go. Pressing your fingers against your lips you stare at the floor.

Charon wasn’t fairing any better then you in the ‘keep-emotions-in-check’ sector. Feeling his magic bubble and flare with every deep breath he’s forcing himself to take. The adrenaline from the situation that had started this argument was still coursing through his bone marrow. And it didn’t do him any favors in the long run. Mind blank with the only instincts chanting to ‘strike first before being struck down’ left to keep him semi functional were unhelpful to say the least. He couldn’t think clearly, only thoughts of wanting to keep you safe running through his mind. Why couldn’t you get it? Why did you want to be such a pacifist?

You spoke up again. “What you did to that guy…” there’s a pause, you’re gathering your thoughts to form a sentence that wouldn’t trigger the both of you before continuing. “What you did…is no way we handle things here. Maybe it had been down there, but not here.” You avert your gaze, directing it to the floor. The fire within you has been put out, you looked so tired. Charon stares intensely at your exhausted form.

You would’ve been dust within seconds…

“Fucking hell, Charon. This is so fucking complicated…why couldn’t you just keep your goddamn promise for once.”

The way your voice sounded so broken set something off in Charon’s mind. Without knowing what’s he’s doing, he lunged at you. Pushing you against the wall with his hand clenched over your clothes. You stare at him with fear. But Charon doesn’t notice, terror grips at him.

‘don’t pick a fight and lose the will mid way.’

“DO NOT SPEAK LIKE THAT TO ME!”

‘never take yer eyes off the person infront of ya.’

“DO NOT AVERT YOUR GAZE!”

‘never show yer weakened state to anyone, paps.’

“DO NOT SHOW YOUR WEAKNESS TO ANYONE!”

Charon isn’t completely there. Repeating the rules Red had drilled into him since his early childhood in a desperate plea for you to defend yourself. Forgetting he’s no longer underground, but instead on the surface. Once Charon meets your eyes does he still. Your eyes were filled with fear…Fear.

Fear, not of what he was warning you for…but fear of him…you were scared of him…

He realizes he’s been holding you up in the air by your shirt, eyesockets widened in horror he snatches it back, holding his hand against his chest. He stares at it. Not hearing what you said with a hoarse voice.

An emotional massacre is raging inside Charon’s own mind. Self hate, remorse, and hurt fighting for forefront seat like rabid dogs.

He’s staggering away from you as you try to ask what’s going on. Your still willing to give him a chance, but he ruins the last sprinkle of hope all on his own.

“DO NOT COME CLOSER IF YOU VALUE YOUR MISERABLE LIFE, HUMAN.”

He hasn’t called you human ever since the two of you had the first ever deep emotional talk.

Charon could see by the look on your face that he just set fire to the last bridge the two of you painstakingly build together. And he has to close his sockets to refrain himself from taking it all back. You deserve better.

“YOUR CARING CHARADE SICKEN ME, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!”

He actually really loved how much you cared about him, despite his many unforgivable faults. He’s holding in his breath until he hears you running away. Once the door slams shut did he Charon let go. Sinking to the floor he feels his soul tremble. He automatically goes to put magic into enhancing his hearing, listening for you. Only now, your not happily giggling after receiving a goodbye kiss from him. Your weeping while running away from the house as fast as you could.

Once he can’t hear you anymore does he snap. Letting his soul take the reign it lashes out in fury, self-loathing, grief and heart-ache. The feelings tears an inhumane roar from him as bones shoot out from the ground around him. He’s destroying it all, destroying every memory, every thought of you that remained.

He sags to the floor defeated.

A little voice in his mind - once drowned out by the others- whispers to him that breaks him all over again.

What was this fight really about if not the fear of hurting and losing one another?

✨✨

Razzle: Razzle was sometimes a bit protective. You knew this very well. He even warned you about it before letting you commit to a relationship with him.

But this was going too far.

Razzle’s been refusing to let you go to work ever since the broadcast on tv, stating a terrorist group has been targeting work places similar to yours. Don’t understand wrong, you get why he would ask you to work from home when the terrorist attacks were getting near your work place. What you don’t get however, is that he still refused to let you go to work again after the terrorist attacks were getting further away from your work location.

Ok, he may be a concerned about the possibility of the terrorists coming back, fine, you’ll go along with it for another two weeks to put his mind at ease.

But then came the straw that broke the camel’s back: You were supposed to have meetings with your team online while Razzle stood in the corner like a creep overseeing the entire thing.

What the hell is going through his mind that makes that a logical course of action?

So here you are, trying to get a straight answer out of him instead of the vague statements you didn’t have any use for. It doesn’t go smoothly and both your stubbornness and perseverance caused this conversation to go down hill fast. It turned into a heated shouting match about absolutely nothing and everything at the same time.

“Why are you like this!? I’m not a fragile child in need of protecting, I’m my own independent person!” You cried out in frustration. Razzle clicked his non-existent tongue in response. “HARDLY MY DEAR. YOU ARE LIKE A HEADLESS CHICKEN IN A CROWDED PLACE WITHOUT ME TO BE YOUR MAP!” Razzle sneers, rolling his eyelights. “YOU ARE LOST WITHOUT ME.”

That was a low blow even for him. He knew you got insecure about your horrible sense of directions sometimes. Was him reassuring you it didn’t bother him in the slightest - he was rather happy to aid you whenever you needed it - just a lie to make you feel better?

New fresh sadness and rage fueled your veins, your mind was racing and you shouted out the first words that came to mind.

“I HATE YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!”

You did not let the exact words you’ve just said sink in, nor did you wait for Razzle’s reaction - whose eyelights seemed to shrink till they became tiny dots in a black abyss, the levender color has slightly faded into a gray, his expression was that of someone who just saw their world crumble and collapse - turning to hurry away from both Razzle and this heartache.

But fear had overtaken Razzle, he was hurt, he was scared, he didn’t want you to leave. You’re one of the best things that happened to him - besides Coal and Mastiff - he couldn’t lose you like this. Never like this. Razzle hurries to follow you, reaching out to grab your arm. He didn’t know his own strength. Squeezing just a tad to hard, he ends up jagging his sharp claws into your skin. (Of all the times Razzle didn’t wear gloves, why had it to be this specific day?)

Your scream in pain renders him frozen. Snatching his hand back, staring at it as if it was something horrific. He doesn’t hear your exact words, it’s being drowned out by the deafening sound of ringing. His head snaps up to you, your almost out the door, Razzle tries to apologize but his non-existent throat is closed up. And it’s too late anyways, you slammed the door shut. The ache in his soul brings him to his knees, unable to support the weight that just got slammed into him. He doesn’t know what to do, his soul is cracking, and all he has to blame for is himself.

✨✨

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Thank you for participating in this spell, I hope it was to your satisfaction!

[big-tiddy-bi]

Y’all I have another idea for an undertale fic

If you want to write this please do

but send me a link when it’s posted

So we have the main 10 boys all living together outside the city/large town right and they each meet a cutie,

Sans meets his cute human while at the park with frisk. The humans dog just runs up to frisk and that’s how they meet

Blue and papyrus meet theirs at an arcade, maybe they team up for laser tag against some mean people. Instant friends

Red meets his on the street, some ahole insults him and be for he can respond a human stands up for him. the ahole insults they way the human is dressed so red and human team up to verbally destroy this ahole.

Mutt was at the art store when a cute human asked him if he could get them something from the top shelf. They get to talking they show each other their art, and get coffee

Stretch was in line at a book signing. He and the person in line behind him start to talk about the books they like and after they get their books signed they exchange numbers

Black goes to a small bakery/coffee shop to review it for his surprisingly popular food blog. The owner’s adult kid (who runs the shop part time for their parents) is super sweet just like the food. Black knows that they are being genuine from his years in the Guard. The food is great and he soon becomes a regular. He didn’t day dream about what their life together would be like while drinking the coffee they gave him what are you talking about.

Edge runs into his at the pet store. He brought doomfanger so that the cat could pick out its own clothes. The little matchmaker that he is doomfanger jumps of edge and walks along the shelf’s so it can curl up around the neck of this poor human who just wants to get some food for their dog and other pets. Edge begrudgingly becomes friends with the human because if doomfanger likes them there has too be a reason.

Ht sans and papyrus (idk what nicknames to give them) meat them when they spot an angelic human in a clearing in the woods having a picnic with their dog, the human sees them but instead of being scared the human instead invites they to sit and eat. The human follows the law of “if the dog likes a person they are good, never trust a person a dog doesn’t trust” so sense they dog wasn’t scared of these two giants they shouldn’t be either.

The joke is basically that the cute person is the same person for all of them but they don’t realize this for far to long.

Y/N dresses differently depending on the mood or the occasion.

(I felt like this part was cringing, but in a bad way so it’s gone)

Black talking about his brother mutt? The y/n just thinks it’s a common monster name

Red complains about some “orange bastard” and his “shitty romance books”? The humans like reds not talking about stretch, why would he be plenty of people like the colors orange and like romance books

They only find out when one of them invites there friend over for game night (blue and papyrus knew all along but they thought not telling anyone would be funny. They were correct)

Then you got another problem. If all of them have a crush on the same person who gets to date the human? High jinks ensue.

No sadness…unless 👀 but that is up to you if you write it. I might but that has like a 99.999999999999999371% chance of not happening

All spelling errors are unintentional and I didn’t reread this it’s just a stream of consciousness sorry

[marigoldsandbuttercups]

Skelly of your choice with an s/o who is a domestic cutie who lives for pda(affection in general) both giving and receiving

Sweet And Affectionate S/O

Edge: He isn't the most open with PDA, nor is he used to receiving it as well. Edge has never been in a relationship and has severe trust issues, so it does take him a while (a really long while) to come out and be comfortable with the idea of expressing affection so openly and receiving it in turn. Eventually, He finds himself liking the little things especially, wrapping pinkies together, walking close by each other, essentially super subtle things. He is a little prudish in that manner but you both can come to a compromise on how to deal with affection so you both can find common ground.

Rus: Isn't phased by excessive PDA, and because he isn't super expressive most of the time (usually giving you a lax smile and few words) he uses this as a way to show his affection towards you. He likes it all, from sharing long kisses to just holding hands. He's pretty shameless and may use this as an opportunity to mess with you, though- like maybe draping himself on you if you're much shorter in a rather shameless manner as you both are out and about or just waiting in line-

Thistle: He loves it, after being so distanced from everyone and everything to protect himself for the longest time, he's a little... Touch starved-Though, he also does get overwhelmed very easily so make sure to take it slow with him by starting out with small touches. He'd also really appreciate it if you asked him before doing anything or let him know you're around before touching him since he doesn't take well to surprises hugs- However, he has an affinity for hand/knuckle kisses or forehead kisses, the tenderness and innocence of the gesture makes him melt.

[clickbait-official]

If you’re accepting requests and feel up for it I have one for the Undertale boys x Reader. How would US Paps, UF Sans, and SF Paps handle an SO with anxiety who just wants to go and do something. Anything. Even a trip to a fast food place. They just feel the sudden need to do something.

omg anon this is literally me

thanks for the ask!

masterlist

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US Paps

-“…bet.”

- headcanon he already kinda does that?

- like you can find him at the McDonalds

- at like 3 am

- (his bro hates it too)

- so absolutely he’ll take you with him

- knows the best spots

- he’s been “traversing the town” as he puts it

- he’ll take you to the park at midnight

- you’re not supposed to be there

- the sky is dark but full of stars

- <3

UF Sans

-”where ya goin’, sweetheart?”

- he wants to know where you’re going

- it’s practically conditioned into him at this point

- his time in the underground wasn’t kind to him

- will tag along if he has the energy to

- trusts you can take care of yourself tho

- it’s just sometimes…his thoughts trail somewhere darker…

- and he likes spending time with you!

- it’s a win-win in his book

- god i love this gremlin man

SF Paps

- “can i come with?”

- again, another skele that wants to “keep ya safe”

- mans has anxiety, too

- :(

- (pls giv him hug)

- knows very specific places and not much else

- like muffet’s, or that trail that leads to a perfect view of the sunset

- love him pls

- or i will :)

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requests and asks are open!

(request here)

[centipedelightning]

Hi! I saw your elephant!monster reader ask and decided to throw my hat in the ring with a mouse!monster reader with the same pairings, My oc is the monsterized version of the mouse in the wall. A silly goofy rodent with a habit of "borrowing" things and food from people and shops across the underground

this is so cute are you kidding me. ik you didn't request him but I couldn't resist the klepto4klepto idea in my head with Cash. Congrats on being my first "inspiration point" btw.

ALSO: if this didn’t satisfy you, feel free to resubmit your request fhsgdhdh. i can do something a bit more in line w what you were probably expecting.

| UT/UF/US(+SF Pap) x Klepto Mouse!Reader || Platonic/Non-specified || Fluff |

Sans

You'll probably first meet at Grillby's.

The usual patrons are there and in you come. Slinking.. Scheming...

The crystal glasses have been calling your name for a week now.

To your surprise, this is a day Grillby is out so a certain skeleton is behind the counter.

You sidle up to the bar and order some food, intent on getting Sans away from the glassware. Once he's gone you're in action.

With deft fingers, you are reaching over the counter and grabbing as many glasses as you think you can get away with.

Once your inventory is good and full, you settle back into your spot.

You don't realize you've been caught until an empty glass is put in front of you.

"you've been a little mousy you're whole life?"

"I like to think I'm pretty outgoing actually."

That gets a laugh out of the skeleton. "i'm afraid i'll need those glasses back."

You decide to hand him a pair of glasses you "borrowed" from a frog Monster you met in Waterfall.

This goes on all night. After a certain point, you decide to give up the ghost and hand the absurd number of glasses back over to Sans. He even promised to not rat you out to Grillby.

Papyrus

You were walking through Waterfall when you saw Papyrus walking along a lower level just under you.

He was carrying a comical stack of Tupperware containers full of something. It was simple curiosity! He wouldn't even miss it!

You succeeded at snatching a Tupperware and cracked it open. The acrid smell of pure evil is the only thing that graces your nostrils.

Deciding you have no desire to hold onto whatever science experiment the skeleton had made, you hopped down and chased after him.

You came up with a quick excuse that he dropped the item and you were just innocently returning it.

Papyrus' sockets shine as he drops the armload of "food". You get thanked so profusely you almost thought you did something honorable, not stole food.

You get questioned about your culinary inclinations while he picks all the containers back up. Many of them busted open when dropped, though the skeleton doesn't seem to care.

You didn't realize that you started following him while talking and after some time you arrived to his front door.

You tried to bid him farewell before you were all but begged to come in and cook with him. It is free entry into his house.

Who knows what goodies you might be able to snag.

Red

You've heard about the funny skeleton that sometimes performs at MTT resort and decided to check it out.

You were in the area, there was an interesting list of comics on the roster, and the audience looked like types to have a lot of interesting things on them. What reason did you have not to go?

Many of the performers were fine. A few of them were so dull you had no way to sneak about without being caught.

Red was the closer, and by then your pockets were starting to feel well and full.

You, of course, continued on your mission; stifling giggles and laughs as best you could.

Red's set was nearly over by the time you felt satisfied. Oddly enough, when you fully tuned back in you notice something strange. He was making a few too many rodent-themed jokes than one might expect.

It was only after the second or third time he glanced directly into your beady eyes that you realized he absolutely knew what you were doing.

You tried to slip out of the dining room unnoticed but a certain toothy grin at the front doors stopped you.

"got caught with your hand in the mouse trap there buddy"

You had very few options other than running or offering a bribe. you went with a bribe.

Red, surprisingly, accepts and even offers a little deal. You join up with him during his sets. He tells jokes so good no one will notice a certain mousey's fingers in their pockets. Split the loot after.

You didn't have many options to counteroffer, but even then you didn't particularly want to.

Edge

You were caught pocketing some cinnamon bunnies and got the guard called on you. Naturally, you were well practiced in avoiding the guard.

You tried to spend as little time as possible in Snowdin until everything cooled off some. What you didn't realize is that the up-and-coming royal guardsman was not one to give up so quickly.

Once you decided enough time had passed, you made your appearance back into the thrall of the small town. It was only after you picked up some whispers behind you that you realized you perhaps haven't been away as long as you should've been.

What ensued was chaos. Once you realized that yes, people definitely recognized you and had called for the guard, you were booking it out of there.

A few members of the dog pack put up a chase for a while, but none of them cared for petty theft. The only one who decided to pursue you into the forest for the better part of an hour was the new skeleton recruit, Edge.

The chase only ended after you both found yourselves stuck on a large frozen lake, unable to get your feet underneath you. After hitting an impasse, you try one last boon.

You offer to pay for everything you stole and then some. Edge didn't believe you were good for it, but you were no stranger to "borrowing" a good amount of G.

While slipping and sliding past each other, Edge pulled out a long itemized list of everything you have stolen. It took a good few minutes to read through your bill but you did manage to have enough money on you to pay the shopkeep back.

After that, you were watched like a hawk by Edge personally whenever he saw you out about town. It didn't take long to realize you could intentionally run him around if you stole something in his line of sight.

Blue

Blue was one of the only people who bothered to regularly set puzzles and traps that were more interesting than piles of snow.

That also meant you could get a bunch of neat junk if you went around to dig out the parts.

You became his shadow. He'd set up a puzzle, you'd slip in and take a few parts. It certainly didn't help that Blue was incredibly amusing to watch once he saw your handiwork.

He even tried to stake you out a few times, though it never worked.

There was only once that Blue caught you.

You were out somewhere else and he put his plan in action.

You came back to your usual spot to scope out how you were going to sneak past the puzzle part of the puzzle. You didn't even think that the course looked suspicious.

It was a switch-flipping style puzzle. Certain switches move different snow poffs and you had to pick the right combination to get through. Easy.

It was only as you solved the puzzle and the floor gave out under you that you realized you made a mistake.

You got pulled out of the snow that fell on top of you none other than Blue himself.

You weren't able to do much more than laugh and deny. Deny! DENY!

It didn't work of course, though Blue did ask to keep you around.

Something about making the puzzles so hard a human wouldn't even be able to pass them?

Stretch

Stretch was trying to do a simple run to the craft store to get some fabric. His brother wanted a new workout set and refused to just buy one.

You were also there. You were in the bead aisle hamfisting those suckers into your pockets. Stretch could only imagine would you have already stashed away in your inventory.

It was a slow day and he had time for a little prank.

Everywhere you went, the skeleton followed. Everything you put on your person, the skeleton subtly magicked right back out.

It took you a while to notice, but once you did the game changed. It became a combination of making sure you didn't catch him putting your ill-gotten gains back and not being caught himself.

This went on for a while.

You started to get smart. You tried to shake your mysterious pursuer by taking random turns and power-walking down each aisle as quick as you could.

After a time, you also realized your pockets never got heavier. You decided you absolutely had more time to waste and got to plotting.

You started picking up items you didn't even want. Scrap fabric and strange decor items were shoved places you thought you would know if they were tampered with.

It didn't work. The standoff, so to speak, lasted two hours and you didn't catch your shadower once.

You decided to give up. You grab a couple small items and go up to the store clerk to check out. It's the least you could do after being a terror in their store for the past few hours.

It's only after you are well on your way out the door do you feel something. Your bag got slightly heavier. You stop to dig around in it and notice a pack of pencils you didn't steal and definitely didn't buy.

As you look it over you notice it has a little note drawn on the package: "that was fun. quit trying to steal things. see you around."

• Inspiration Point •

Cash

Anyone with a working brain would know not to mess with the skeleton brothers. Most of all you would never want to gamble against the taller one.

You never took their advice. Cash was fine entertainment from afar, but at the table was where the real fun started.

You didn't do it often, but every once in a while you'd find your way to Grillby's Bar & Grill after hours. There was where you'd find the good loot.

With your pockets full and inventory fuller, you found a seat at the round table where the fire elemental was dealing the first round of poker.

You got your wares appraised earlier, so your starting chips were already piled high before you.

The real joy of the table was watching people lose. They almost always came with an air of unearned confidence that made the fall that much sweeter to watch.

They always lost and were always sore losers.

That night, there were only a few real players. Cash was there, like most nights. Dogaressa and Dogamy were there, though Dogamy was only good for moral support. A few of the bar's regulars were at the table as well. The rest of the seats were filled by desperate newbies.

As soon as the table was full, the game started. It continued as you expected. Most of the newbies were overconfident and lost all their G near immediately. Dogamy backed out. The regulars all slowly backed out after losing what little money they offered in the first place.

What was surprising was how long you made it. The only people left at the table were you, Cash, and Dogaressa. You weren't playing for money and you certainly weren't playing to win.

You just wanted some easy entertainment to watch some full adult Monsters throw a few tantrums. It's not like the money you brought to the table came from a personal fund.

It didn't take long before the sore losers all left, so your interest was waning.

It wasn't until you noticed Cash do a weird little hand motion that you recognized quite well. He was pocketing cards. If he's not above cheating why should you be?

In the end, Cash won the lot. You didn't expect to win, nor did you care to cheat enough so that you would've. If anything, that would've been suspicious.

You knew that Cash realized your play and that made the night all the more interesting. Once he knew you were cheating, it became a joint effort to do as much as possible without being fought by Grillby or Dogaressa and miraculously you both pulled it off.

Or, you both pulled it off long enough to get out the door snickering to each other, G in hand.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Masterpost 23

General asks

Skeleton's kid tries to sneak on his dad to scare him but they're bad at it (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Barbie vs Oppenheimer movie (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O sends a cursed love confession meme to skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

There's only one hotel room for S/O and their crush skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's kid falls in the pool (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O and skeleton adopt a kid from S/O's x lover (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

An anti-monster woman tries to kidnap skeleton's human child (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton meets a bitty version of himself (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's little brother goes to college (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans)

Skeleton kid/niece/nephew tries a hand trick (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's brother and S/O don't get along until they magically are (UT Papyrus, US Sans, UF Papyrus, HT Papyrus, SF Sans, FSG Sans)

A random man tries to shoot at monsters children in a playground (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton realized he's in a game (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Sans and Blooky hang out (UT Sans)

River Person kisses Gaster on the cheek (UT Gaster)

S/O signs cheesy love stuff on skeleton's body (HT Sans & Papyrus)

The human chooses to stay with Alphys (UT Alphys)

S/O sits wrong on the couch (HT Sans)

S/O goes along with Grillby/Muffet (UT Sans, US Papyrus)

Free hugs (US Sans, UF Sans)

Mew Mew Kissy Cutie finale is out (UT Alphys)

S/O dies and comes back as a ghost (UT, UF, HT Sans)

Skeleton's little brother is a teenager again (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's kids team up to steal food in the middle of the night (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

What is under River Person's hood? (UT characters)

Skeletons are loved by farmers who keeps flirting with them (HT, HS, HF Sans & Papyrus)

Stripper's S/O gets too excited in a party as they're drunk (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O gives attention to skeleton's bitty (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

The RIP Grandma meme (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

What sort of pajamas they wear (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O has a crush on skeleton brother (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's child breaks his arm falling a tree (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Feral S/O attacks an innocent rabbit (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton and sweet tooth (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton lost a bet and has to wear a cat costume (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

There's an evil version of skeleton in the mirror (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Other things

Sans is having a great time in my Horrortale fic (no)

Papyrus is very cute and also you're crying very much

Myfanwi talks

Goodbye Aston

The beginning of a new adventure

Welcome Thor & Mjöllnir

[kezibun]

Choose a space adventure!

Find all Nebula Space Station Adventures one-shots here on Ao3. 

Many adventures happen on the Nebula deep space research station! What's your adventure?

Choice A-

Pick the apple of your eye (a boi to romance)

Sans

 Speciality: mechanic.

Sector: S

Station job: ship maintenance.

Mission authorised.

Mission level: acceptable.

Papyrus

Speciality: Adventurer.

Sector: S

Station job: Crew health and training.

Mission authorise.

Mission level: proficient. 

Red

Speciality: Robotics.

Sector: S

Station job: cyber prosthetic maintenance and emergency mechanic.

Mission authorised.

Mission level: proficient.

Edge

Speciality: Security

Sector A

Station job: co-overseer of security and defences.

Mission authorised.

Mission level: proficient but unadvised due to position.

Blue

Speciality: Piloting.

Sector: S

Station job: Mission strategy, Commander.

Mission authorised.

Mission level: Excellent.

Stretch

Speciality: Information analysis

Sector: S

Station job: Mission reports.

Mission authorised.

Mission level: Acceptable.

Black 

Speciality: Defences

Sector: A

Station job: Co-overseer of safety and defences.

Mission authorised.

Mission level: proficient but un-advised due to position.

Rus

Speciality: Stealth

Sector: S

Station job: Mission strategy.

Mission authorised.

Mission level: Proficient.

Axe

Speciality: Medic.

Sector: S

Station job: Medical personal.

Mission authorised.

Mission level: Proficient.

Crooks 

Speciality: Botanical science.

Sector: B

Station job: Head of the plantation laboratory.

Mission unauthorised.

Mission level: Unauthorised.

Pluto

Speciality: Piloting, research.

Sector: S

Station job: Commander, Advisor.

Second to the Captain in training.

Mission authorised.

Mission level: Excellent.

Jupiter

Speciality: Leading.

Sector: S

Station job: Sector S Captain.

Mission authorised.

Mission level: Un-advised due to position.

*Note- Crooks is the only who can't go on a mission, Black and Edge can't go on a mission together due to their job and should only go if their specialist skills are needed. Jupiter can only go on ver ver important missions.

Choice B- 

Choose a setting:

Research mission

Action mission

Clean up mission

Supply mission

Delivery mission

Planetary mission

Scouting/petrol mission

On the Space Station

Other (let me know what)

Dealers choice (let me choose)

Choice C-

If on a mission pick 0-2 crew members from the character list to a company your mission.

Choice D-

Other. Add any details and ideas you like. 

Ask example:

___

A- Red

B- on space station

C- no one

D- could Mc have a prosthetic that Red repairs. They have a crush on him. Much cute fluff and pining please.

(This example was made as if Prosthetics and Plants had an ask)

____

Or something like that. 

If you have a story idea for this one-shot collection that doesn't fit this format feel free to send it. Always open to asks, ideas and questions on this au. 

[night-poster]

Heck you’re probably off the plane now but here’s more-

How would your choice comfort their s/o after a nightmare? Maybe like sfg sans and sf pap if you need specifics heh

S/o having nightmare

Wine: He’s the type to try and distract you so you can calm down. Wine tries to wake you up gently and leaves soft touches against you to not startle.

“Dear it’s alright, I’m right here and those pesky thoughts are nothing but a figment. Look out the window. What do you see?”

Wine keeps you distracted as long as you need, even if the sun bleeds into the sky he’ll still be up with you.

Rus: He’s such a light sleeper he may catch you before a nightmare fully starts if you move around. He suffers from nightmares on a consistent basis as well, so he doesn’t freak out when you’re in distress. He’ll try rocking you in your sleep so you can relax, but if you do wake up he’s right there if you wanna talk about it. If you can’t fall back asleep you two are just going to do whatever till the other falls asleep.

Boss: He’s so mean about it for no reason, Boss would strait up smack you with a pillow mid-sleep and tell you to shut up. You have to tell him you had a nightmare and he’ll feel like an ass for a second before holding your face close to his and telling you you’re safe with him, and that your ass needs to get back to sleep because he wakes up too early for this. After the first time that happens he stocks the cabinets full of herbal tea to help, but still denies it was for you in the first place.

Blue: His intuition is scarily good so he straight up looks at you before you go to sleep sometimes and tells you you’re gonna have a nightmare. At first you thought it was a joke but he’s right every time and ngl it gets to a point where if your nightmares are constant they don’t have the same kick because you know they’re coming. Turns out Blue did the same thing to Stretch when they were kids and it worked out pretty well.

[peasofgreeniguess]

How would any of the skeletons feel/respond to having an S/O who has a habit of singimg and humming to themselves but is really shy about it? Like when they get caught humming or singing they just freeze up and apologize for the out of nowhere singing or just be embarrassed and stuff?

I could have sworn I did this ask but I guess not- anyways here ya are sweetheart ❤️ CW: UNDERFELL SANS HEADCANNON CONTAINS A KISS ALLONG WITH SWAPFELL SANS FEEL FREE TO SKIP IF YOU NEED LOVES

Undertale sans : you have never been caught.. or at least that’s what you’ve been lead to believe, secretly sans has caught you a few times but never let you know he was there. He just sat there and enjoyed your voice, until one day you notice him standing in the doorway while you were doing your thing. He sat up and walked to you, put his had on your check and said that you have the most wonderful voice and to not be ashamed because it’s his favorite sound in the world.

Undertale papyrus: he catches you one day when he gets home, you don’t notice him enter but once he hears your voice he stops and drops his bag, you turn to see what the noice was to see him staring at you with a love struck grin, he simply said ““please don’t stop, you have the most beautiful voice I have ever heard” you have never heard him speak so soft.

Underswap sans: when he hears you he starts squeeling, he runs to you and gives you a big hug and says ““I NEVER NEW YOU WERE A GOD/ESS” the rest of the day is him trying to convince you to sing again until papyrus comes home and helps him chill out.

UNderswap papyrus: he walks in not subtle at all, he didn’t  see you... end ends up looking like a kid getting found in the cookie jar, in witch papyrus is the kid....  he ends up awkwardly leaving and saying “ DOnt MiNd Me KeeP dOiN wHaT yOur DoiN” he is probably more embarrassed than you in the end.

Underfell sans : when he sees you he has a idea, he shortcuts to get his guitar. Then from behind you you hear red starting to strum to the song you are singing, before long it turns into a lovely duet between you two. When the song ends he gets up and dips you into a loving kiss and says, “ you’re an angel darlin” 

Tbh I have no ideas for underfell paps IM SORRY MABE I WILL ADD IT LATER

Swapfell sans: he was home today, he wanted to surprise you, it turns out he was the one surprised when he found you in the kitchen singing... once he picks his jaw off the floor he walks up behind you and wraps his arms around your torso and starts to sing with you, it turns into a nice romantic duet. When you two finish he gives you a kiss on the neck and says “I had plans for a nice dinner but I like this better love”

swapfell papyrus : he passed out, it’s to beautiful to handle....