#shamefully into mpreg

[brenbofen]

Getting Dottore pregnant n seeing him with a pretty little baby bump

(baby fever but i don’t actually want a child, i just really wanna fuck a guy n get him pregnant)

[flyinghellfish]

Women love a man who looks a little pregnant

[sqvishii]

trust me, vil's lipstick on our cheek has been on my mind ever since that scene in book 6

-shamefully, mpreg anon

REAL

chap 6 spoilers

imagine like, fighting overblot idia, and in the middle of the fight he straight up pauses and looks at the boys before going

"who tf kissed [name]"

everyone takes a pause and looks at you, seeing the lipstick stain before looking at vil who had a natural blush on his cheeks

earlier while going down the stairs of tartarus or whatev you call it, i forgot, vil stopped you three from walking and thanked you guys for the makeup and stuff.

he hugged rook, he hugged epel, but you? you get a kiss. one on the cheek and one on the lips (which, epel gagged at the sight and.. where did rook get that camera from?)

the lipstick smudged once you tried getting it off, making it more obvious you were kissed on the cheek as vil looked so happy.

he kisses you again once you guys get back to nrc. :3

[dykeza]

hiiii ^_^ do you have any bleach fic recs

Haiiii:3 sorry for answering so late I like. Fell asleep and did a midterm this morning ANYWAYS. Bleach fic recs. I’ll put the rating before the title ^-^

My personal favorites::

M - the king of all birds by aosc ; 5/?, Shinji centric, no romantic pairings, graphic depictions of violence

E - Oasis by Mousieta ; 1/1, Shunsui/Jushiro, Shunsui/Jushiro/Kisuke, Kisuke-centric sex-trospection

E - Heaven’s held forever by audiosilver ; 1/1, Nnoitra/Shinji, angst fluff and smut, very flowery/poetic language

E - Avenoir by Glassthroat (members only) ; 1/1, Aizen/Shinji, poetic/flowery language, dubious consent, literal mindfuck 10/10 read

T - Playing Chicken with Divinity by EternalEclipse ; 1/1, Kisuke/Shinji, Shinji-centric story, timeloops and a non-canon bankai for Shinji (but honestly a very good one lends itself to the circle motif very well)

T - Redemption by ChaoticMimzy ; 1/1, Kisuke/Shinji, AU where Mayuri died in TYBW

M - Breathe by Kimarusama ; 1/1, Kisuke/Shinji, Aizen/Shinji, another mindfuck, Kyoka Suigetsu used for dubious purposes

E - Lover’s Quarrel by assbeloathed ; 4/4, modern AU, conditional/circumstantial immortality, Aizen/Shinji, major character death and violence

E - the insanity of hearts by Mellanmir ; 1/1, Kisuke/Mayuri, blood and gore and a bunch of other fucked up shit, very very violent like genuinely, tagged “graphic descriptions of sex” which always cracks me up

E - Release by imlikat ; 1/1, Kisuke/Mayuri, special mention as it is the first Kisyuri fic posted to ao3, mildly dubious consent, BEAUTIFULLY written it’s so good

Shameless self plug::

E - BARTENDIN’ [drunkenly] by Dykeza ; 1/1, Kisuke/Shinji, I wrote this so I am Biased but I do think it’s a good fic (mutual approved), drinking and drugs and exhibitionism

Stories I like but would not recommend per-say::

E - The Language of Flowers by YamotosSenpai ; 14/14, Kisuke/Shinji, it’s the language of flowers hilariously dated and rather embarrassing, but very good nonetheless

E - No one but you by orphan_account ; 1/1, Kisuke/Shinji, mildly dubious consent, posted on my birthday in 2012 so I was rather horrified because this pairing that I like had fanfictions written when I was still in the single digits, first English urashin fic posted to ao3

E - Ruthless by mochajeeja ; 5/5, Kisuke/Aizen, I (shamefully) admit that I cried reading this, graphic depictions of violence, Meiji Era 1870’s AU, kidnapping and imprisonment. Yhwach is there.

E - Detained by Fluffychanel ; 21/21, part of a series, Kisuke/Aizen, the Aizen mpreg fanfiction that has inspired my entire descent into madness, literally you can blame Detained for every cursed thing I’ve ever spoken about on this blog

[the-mad-starker]

Hey, um, im kind of nervous to ask this but... any good Starker fics with a piss or spit kink?

Hello! I don't tolerate any kink shaming so I'm more than happy to help where I can 😊

Funny enough, I probably know more piss kink/watersports type fics than spit kink but probably cause I can't recall any specific fics where they make spit kink the main focus part of the fic 🤔

A few people came to mind so hopefully I can find some good ones for you. Please check their tags though! I'm only indicating if it's spit/piss and maybe other big warnings

NastyBambino (@toybandaids )

Closer - spitting, underage

In which Tony impulsively spits in Peter's mouth, Peter figures out he has a new kink, and things get a lot spicier. (Based vaguely on the song Closer by Nine Inch Nails.)

Have My Everything - spitting, underage

Sequel to Closer. Tony and Peter get to the tower and decide to try some things out after watching a video that Peter loves to get off to.

Dumb Little Baby - Piss, Ageplay, diapers

Tony and Peter have a fun little scene when he wakes up.

@tonystarkisaslut

You Have to Have At Least One Kink - piss

I’ve noticed everyone gives Tony the extreme/embarrassing kinks in your prompts, and that’s fine but I was wondering if we could get something where Peter is the one hiding his embarrassing fetish, and Tony finds out about it and they kink negotiate and set up a scene and Peter gets to indulge in his weird kink. But, you come up with the kink!

You Piss When I Say You Can Piss, Stupid

anonymous asked: Could you do something really kinky where Tony is dom and Peter sub? Mean dom please, love x. Be creative

Moransroar (@iloveyou3thousand )

can't take any more - piss, Omegaverse, mpreg

Peter thinks he can tease Tony by sinking down onto his cock and refusing to move.

Tony retaliates by keeping him right there for 24 hours. And maybe a little bit more.

shieldslut

like a switch was flipped - spitting, incest

He felt his cock twitch in the tight constrains of his jeans, a wave of nauseous arousal swelling in him at the thought. And that, well, that was new. Tony had certainly never thought about fucking his son before, but now that he was… and now that his son was Peter… there was something shamefully hot about the situation, about the thought of fucking his own kid.

if anyone has other fics not included, feel free to rb with links 💗

[alarriefantasy]

Hii can you rec me some a/b/o fics but with kids?thanks! Ps: i really love your blog :)

Hey, darling! Here you go!! Happy Reading! :) 

                                           ABO - Kid Fic

I can't see me loving nobody but you by orphan_account

Words: 748

A day in the life of Louis and his pregnant mate, Harry, and their son.

Kiwi makes me wanna have sex by moonyblouie

Words: 1k

Louis' pregnant with his and Harry's third child and he's constantly wet, even when his Alpha is not there.

Kiwi makes me wanna have sex by moonyblouie

Words: 1k

Louis' pregnant with his and Harry's third child and he's constantly wet, even when his Alpha is not there.

When you're good to mama (he surprises you) by SadaVeniren

Words: 2k

aka Harry's pregnant with his sixth kid

a mother's place by Anonymous

Words: 2k

just a couple of scenes I had in mind involving mummy louis, daddy harry and their babies. the abo isn't going to be the main factor in this series of drabbles but its there to make things easier for eg the gender roles and the mpreg. have fun xx

Lunch Break by purpleeyestelllies

Words: 3k

Harry decides to bring his alpha lunch at work and surprise him with a visit from him and their baby daughter. Louis gets more than one surprise.

Baby Dear by mpregharryqueen

Words: 5k

Louis desperately wants to be a progressive, enlightened alpha but he also wants Harry to wean their two-year-old daughter from breastfeeding.

Or, Harry and Louis argue about when is the proper time to wean a child.

take me to the stars by theweightofmywords

Words: 5k

Staring at his darling daughter, in the middle of the pasta aisle, Louis found himself on the edge of a neurotic breakdown.

"It’s your birthday tomorrow! And your papa better not do anything to muck it up! Because your dada worked very hard to organise it! And all of your aunties and grannies and granddads and friends will be there!” Louis continued in a sweet sing-song voice that seemed to get increasingly frantic as he continued. “And if your papa is in rut, then what? What’ll we do, honey girl? Your dada will be too busy! And your papa will be too horn-”

“Louis,” Harry interrupted, touching Louis’ arm. “I’ll be okay. It’s probably not even my rut. I can appreciate you… all of you… even when I’m not in rut.”

Louis looked at him skeptically, imagining the shitshow that would be Harry in rut, surrounded by family and friends, at their child’s first birthday party. “I hope you’re right, H.”

your hand in mine by sarcasticfluentry

Words: 9k

...or, Zayn and Liam take the kids for a day so Harry and six-months-pregnant Louis can have some well-deserved alone time.

come on over, we've got something to share by jaerie

Words: 12k

Even as an unbonded omega with a four year old, Harry had everything he needed. His beautiful son, a nice apartment, money to pay the bills -- oh, and an alpha next door always willing to knot his brains out.

For the thrill of your touch I will shamefully lust by darksideofthescreen 

Words: 12k

“Harry, are you really making red velvet?” He breathed, excitement clear in his voice and written in his eyes. As if Harry making him something (after he asked about it) was something he had never expected to happen and Harry wondered for a second when he had given of the impression of not wanting to please Louis’ every wish.

“Of course I am, I had two tiny Tomlinson’s asking for it” he smiled, aware of the fact that Louis did not think of himself as short or anywhere near tiny. But in comparison to Harry, he was definitely a tiny one.

Louis huffed and moved a step away from him. They had been standing very close up until that moment, and Harry had not even noticed before the smaller was moving away.

“I am not tiny, Harold” he said, in a sharper voice, but Harry knew from the look on his face that Louis was far from mad about the comment.

I Will Care For You by lululawrence 

Words: 15k

“Afton, I just don’t know what I’m going to do,” Harry whined. “I’m going to adopt her, but I have no idea how to take care of her when I’m here as much as I am and I can’t really afford to raise a child on fewer hours. My family can only help so much, but I’ve already been relying on them too much this past week.”

“Oh, Harry. Just get yourself a nanny.” Afton threw out the suggestion and Harry sat up. How had he not considered that?

“How much do you need to pay a nanny? If I cut some expenses, I might be able to handle that, if they lived in. Would they expect more of me, since I’m an unmated alpha? Like, they wouldn’t think I’m some dodgy alpha looking for a nanny to become a bondmate or anything, would they?”

“Shut up, Harry,” Afton demanded. If she wasn’t a beta, Harry almost felt like she might have put some alpha timbre into her voice with that line. Either way, he did shut up to listen to her as she continued. “Reach out to Louis. He’s our usual sitter and he’s lovely. He’s come on some hard times, too, so you could probably convince him to work for you for cheap, especially if you’re having him live with you too.”

A New Beginning (A.O.B) by HarrysAngelLou

Words: 26k

Its illegal to have a pup without being mated, Louis has a son that he has hid for the past three years including his pregnancy. His mother eventually convinces him to leave he pack to find one that will accept him and his son.

That is how he ends up with the Barbour pack

last blues for bloody knuckles by creamcoffeelou

Words: 34k

Styles was a name everyone knew. It had evolved into something of a fairy tale, a far away problem that normal people didn’t have to deal with. Louis never thought he’d find himself falling in love with him. When he finds himself pregnant with Harry’s child, he knows he has to leave the life, and Harry, behind. For her sake.

He never expected Harry to show back up on his doorstep five years later.

A mob au.

Face Your Fears by SadaVeniren

Words: 92k

Harry is a single father, pretending to be a beta after his alpha mated him and left him. He’s getting by just fine raising the twins when Louis walks into his bakery. Too bad him and Louis will never be a thing.

Say Something by kingsofeverything (FullOnLarrie)

Words: 105k

At fifty years old and recently divorced, Omega Harry Styles isn't interested in dating. When his doctor suggests a heat and rut matching service, he signs up out of necessity. It’s the only use he has for an Alpha in his life.

Twenty-eight-year-old Alpha Louis Tomlinson aims to change that.

You Smell Like by mystic_believexx

Words: 185k

The one where Louis is the Alpha’s mate and everyone is aware of it except for Louis and Harry. Go figure!

Cold Little Heart by seducedbycurls

Words: 194k

Louis is a soft omega with an abusive past and an alpha child A few months after getting a divorce, Louis meets Harry, an ex-military alpha wolf that offers him something -odd.

In exchange for teaching him how to cook, Harry will babysit his son, Abraham

Louis really could use the help.

♡ credit to the owner of the manip

♡ past themed recs here

[perish-after-dark]

Eggciting Ain't It?

Pairing: Bottom! Rodan x (Mothra, Godzilla, Ghidorah)

Content: Mpreg kink. SMUT. This is also a continuation of Rodan's Strike.

Warning: Describing egg laying as if it were sexy, which it kinda is. Seriously, if this ain't your cup of tea DO NOT READ

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It took a lot out of the Monarch employees stationed near Poly Bay (the name given to the island our favorite Kajius shared) to not laugh when they saw Rodan waddle around with an enlarged belly. He had resorted to crawling on all fours, his stomach dragging lightly against the earth beneath him as he'd stalk towards the piles of fish and other goodies his mates gave him. He hasn't flown back to his original home in a while and he kinda missed he warm volcano.

But alas, he was stuck on this island for the time being with a lackluster cauldron on lava slightly inland. It's been about two months and he's grown envious of the small birds who were around him. They only held the stuff inside their bodies for 24 hours while he had to let the hard shells form for a few weeks.

He groaned a bit as he felt an egg or two shift inside him. He curses to himself as if his mates were present.

They were off doing who knows what. Ghidorah would hover high in the atmosphere to get a taste of the vast space he once roamed. Mothra would glide around showing off her grace to the humans. And Godzilla would mostly hunt or curiously mess with human ships and submarines for the hell of it.

Rodan fixed his eyes on the station posted miles away from his placement on the beach, and in annoyance he squawks at them. He wished they'd understand him. He understood them perfectly fine even if the sounded like high pitched bugs. But he could never hold a decent conversation which would ease his boredom.

He rolls on his back, grunting when the eggs shift again in his belly. He was going to have to lay them soon. It was getting on his nerves that he was stuck here. Not that he couldn't fly it was just that his mates were extra protective and cautious. He yawned, deciding he might as well sleep while the sun was pour down hot rays.

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Rodan woke up with a hiss as he felt his body tighten itself. Just then, a snout rubbed against his beak. He smile briefly and cooed. His lovers must've returned while he slept. Atleast they were kind enough to not wake him up.

"Fuck..." Ichi licked his lips. "Gonna miss seeing you so fat. Mmm might have to breed you again after this~" Ichi was probably the most vulgar of them all at this point. Once he learned more and more about the earth language the more he put it to dirty used.

Kevin purred, rubbing his face against Rodan's extended stomach. Rodan sucked his breath as he sat up, feeling the masses inside him move.

"Damn I...I think it's time." He winced just as clear fluids started to leak from his opening. Godzilla smirked, and patted Rodan's thigh.

"Squat babe." Godzilla licked his lips in anticipation. Mothra, while also excited, made sure that the eggs would have a safe landing. She pushed the sand into a neat little hill for the young unborns to land on.

Godzilla stood tall, gently placing his hand between Rodan's horns. Rodan sighed before moaning as Mothra licked at his cloac, enjoying the taste he was giving off.

"Make him cum~" Ni purred. "It'll help the eggs slip out."

Mothra kept lapping at it, Rodan being reduced to a moaning mess. Godzilla reached between his own legs, rubbing his erection with joy. Ghidorah would've done the same but were contempt with just rubbing against Rodan's backside.

"Oooh mmmm!" Rodan climaxed, slicking his opening more while Mothra gladly drank down what leaked.

"Great job babe." Godzilla complimented. Mothra did a mock bow before throwing her attention back on her pregnant mate.

"Aah the first one...oooh fuck it's coming." Rodan whimpered as his body began forcing out the first egg. His partners moaned as his sweet hole bulges a bit as the eggs began to come out.

"Sh..shit that hot~" Mothra groaned. The white tip of the eggs pops out, causing some of the fluids to splash a bit.

"Fuck..." Godzilla huffed as his grip grew a bit tight on Rodan's head. "I can just imagine the view from your spot Mothra~"

"God it's so good~" Mothra responded, placing her front legs on Rodan's bent ones. She waited eagerly for him to pop out another and as he threw his head back some her smiled (well, smiled in the limited way a moth can).

"Rock those hips damn~" Kevin ordered, feeling the growing pressure in his shared groins. Rodan panted and huffed as sweat came from his pores. But the fact that even in this state his mates still shower him with affection almost makes it worth it.

"Aaah oh this one's big mmmm!" He squats down a bit more as stick love trickled down his legs and to the ground like syrup. With a heavy push, his cloaca painfully parts to let the spawn fall gently. "AAAH~" He moans sweetly when it popped out completely as he climaxed in the process.

"Shit...oh fuck I'm gonna cum~" Ichi quivered as his brothers nodded. Godzilla momentarily let go of Rodan's head and tightly squeezed the duel cocks as he too released. Mothra came beneath herself as well, coating the sand in white.

But they were far from done.

Rodan shook as he felt once again his insides shift.

"Fuck there's more. Oh god mmm." Mothra and Godzilla quickly switched places, the king of the monsters hungrily licking that sweet and juicy hole as another egg pushed through. He keeps licking as the spawn draws out more and more.

There were three eggs now, warm and wet, and from afar the Monarch employees watched and hoped that was it. Three eggs for three mates but they were wrong.

Rodan was changed to be on his knees with his rump raised. Ghidorah's three heads taking turns to moan and lick the birth canal as more spawns came. Rodan rocked his hips and gasped just before he was sharing a threeway kiss with Mothra and Godzilla.

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They eggs were now all out. Seven large eggs had been made. And one would think after giving birth one would be exhausted, right?

But Rodan wasn't just anyone.

"Yes yes fuck my sore hole ooooh~" Godzilla pounded him super hard, the sensation of fucking into a reopened womb being too much.

"Cum in him again. Fuck get him pregnant again!!" Mothra begged as she kissed Rodan again. And when Godzilla finished, Ghidorah quickly took his place, forcing Rodan on his stomach and ramming in with both cocks.

"Yes yes yes!! Deep in me baby!! Mmm I'm yours I'm yours!! Hah AAH i want more eggs mmm I'm your fuck hole~" Rodan was a mess. Perhaps it was the side effect of birth. Who knows, but honestly he didn't care.

When Mothra's turn came, he quivered and shuddered when she teased his sweet spot. Despite how open he was, her long length still allowed her burst his spot dead on.

"I love you all. Mmmm take me always!! I'm your bitch I'm your bitch give me more babies!! Please don't stop fucking me!!" Who would've thought the grand fire demon, the destroyer of civilizations and cities, whom of which was once feared would become this.

Not that he was complaining.

Meanwhile, shamefully, a few Monarch scientist ran to bathrooms and private rooms with the surveillance footage on their phones or tablets, enjoying the universal display of lust.

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@linadoonofficial hope you can see this now :3

[iamgonesoseeya]

Just a cute quick little scene where Hank lets Connor feel the baby kick

(Don't like mpreg, don't interact. I apologise if this isn't under a read more, I have tried to insert it but I'm not sure if it's worked.)

Hank hates his body now. He didn't have to go through this last time. Last time was a lot of work and planning, and making sure he wouldn't have to experience the turmoil of self deprecation. Last time was therapists and a surrogate and care to be sure he wouldn't fall down a rabbit hole like he was now. Staring at the figure before him now, he couldn't bare it.

But shamefully, deep down in his core where he repressed all emotions, he liked the closeness. It was a mind field to understand, hating himself beyond comprehension all the while never wanting the experience to end. The flutter beneath his ribcage, that separate being that kept him hole, gave him hope for something more than the lost reality he lived in, and it kept him company when things got hard. When memories leaked through, bleed into his dreams and washed him in sweat and terror.

The point of the moment was that Hank hated all the swelling, and he hated feeling less of himself, and he hated the guilt of his selfish desires in the expense of his child.

Finally having enough, he looks away from the mirror and takes off the undone shirt, replacing it with a baggy hoodie. It was thick enough to let him pretend. The bolder beneath the material could have been the clothing itself, sure. He sticks his hands in the front pocket and walks into the living room- or regrettably, he waddles.

Connor sits on the sofa in silence, going through case files in his data base, but promptly stops when he feels the weight of the sofa dent beside him. He comes back from his internal analysis to look at his partner, smiling fondly. Since Hank's best sleep in weeks thanks to Connor's warm hold, he'd let down some of his inhibitions and embraced Connor's support outside of manual labour and errands. Connor, of course, was more than grateful, and the drop of his guard had pushed the android to further pursue his feelings for the lieutenant. Small ways like a lingering look or a hand to hold when he got out of chairs.

Hank grunted, gritting his teeth. He rubbed deep into the swell of his belly, head falling back against the sofa's head rest. Connor tilts his head as he watches, curious.

"Is everything okay, Hank?" He asks, his tone neutral to any panic even though internally he does worry. Hank groans, but let's the end of his breath drop with a snicker. He shrugs.

"Someone's woken up, is all." He shifts around in the sofa until finally settling, sneaking a hand up his hoodie to push where the baby shifts the most uncomfortably. "Little shit loves to kick me to death after a nap. Thought I might get another hour before that."

Connor can't see any sort of visible movement, especially not through Hank's hoodie, but he wants to know how it feels. Hank rubs at his skin, both adoring the sensation and trying to settle it down. Connor has never felt it - Hank was too protective of his identity and needing some control, but now he's less hostile, Connor wonders if he can take the chance.

As Hank starts flicking through different TV channels, Connor hesitatingly asks, "Could I feel the bump kick, Hank?"

Hank's head shots in his direction, startled by the question, and unknowingly glares. He's not so abrasive as he used to be, but the small part of him is still not ready to let affection in so quickly. He shifts again, almost as if to move his belly away from Connor.

"Why do you want to do that?"

Connor thinks, then smiles warmly. "I want to experience what you experience, to a lesser extent. I don't fully understand the need I feel, but quite possibly it also comes down to caring for them. If you feel uncomfortable, I won't-"

"Nah, it's alright. I'm just being a snarky fuck. I, uh...I guess it's okay. Here, gimmie your hand."

Connor does as he's told and Hank places it on the side of his bump, tentative but forceful, and there Connor feels the sudden pulse of a foot jerk. It's subtle, like the physical embodiment of a muffled voice, but Connor feels something in his wires spark. His eyes widen, and he becomes transfixed with the lift that moves beneath the hoodie. Hank watches, a soft shade of red flood his face, but he's happy with the moment. Connor looks genuinely in love, like they were his, and Hank is enthralled with that. He can feel Connor's excitement, even if it's contained and controlled, he can feel the admiration radiate off him.

Connor puts his other hand against Hank's bump and laughs under his breath. "Is it a strange feeling on the inside?" He asks, not looking up, too caught in the life that continues to push into his palm. Hank leans back, settling into his anxiety slowly as he gets used to someone else's hand on him.

"Well it's not normal. Real fucking weird first few times. Now it's a comfort. Would feel worse if there weren't any movement." Hank's heart squeezes at the indication, and he breaths deeply before he allows his mind to spiral down that worry. "What's it like to you, kid?"

Connor purses his lips and finally looks up. "It's quite an average sensation, although rather gentle. I find the psychology stranger, just knowing where the feeling comes from. But it's a good feeling."

Hank rolls his eyes and chuckles. "Yeah, until the damn thing's kicking ya in the bladder. Speaking of which, that's where it's pushing, so I'm getting up before I piss this couch." He moves to get up and Connor springs to life in a flash, offering his hands out to help. Hank waves them away with a joyful laugh. "I'm good, Connor."

"You'll be up quicker with my help, Hank."

Hank raises his brows and flips him off, but ultimately agrees with the statement, accepting his hands to hike him up from the seat.

[sqvishii]

i forgot to add my anon-trademark for the meeting-vil's-dad-post, and i regret to inform you it is mpreg-anon

shamefully, mpreg anon

WOOOWW 😭

[zebraljb]

Fanfic ask game: F, L, M, N, R & U

F - Share a snipped from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

GUH that’s a hard one for me because I swear my stories are only dialogue. I’m surprised people stick with me! LOL. Pretty much any Harry/Merlin banter I enjoy writing and am proud of, but I’d probably say the scene in “Talk to Me” where Eggsy and Charlie get nasty with one another.  I love writing arguments almost as much as I love writing banter, and in this Eggsy really gives as good as he gets, and proclaims his love for Merlin in the process.

L - How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?

This truthfully made me laugh out loud because I am HORRIBLE about revising.  I write a chapter, reread it once, and post it.  If I start it and have to come back to it later, I will reread what I’ve written so far before continuing.  I am shamefully bad about this…and I’m sure it shows.

M - Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

Two…I will simpy say Guitar Merlin (that’s what the working title is) and an alpha/omega Hartwin with mpreg.

N - Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

I REALLY wish @wonderdyke would finish “Lost in Translation.” It is my porn fantasy story...soooo much BDMS that I could never write but revel in.  As far as someone writing for me? I would love a sweet Hartwin where they finally admit their feelings and fall into bed where they just rock each other’s worlds.

R - Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

In the Kingsman universe, it was the work of @anarchycox that made me brave enough to try my first story.  In general, I’ve realized recently that I seem to pattern my stories in a similar fashion to the dialogues of well-written sitcoms/comedy television shows. Not that I consider my work ‘well-written,’ but I do enjoy writing quick witty banter/patter similar to that of “Big Bang Theory” or “The Good Place.” I like back and forth.  I would also have to say that obviously I watched a lot of soap operas growing up, because I love drama. LOL

U - Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.

@elrhiarhodan and @anarchycox, becaus they are able to mix comedy and good story telling, and have really good sex scenes without always needing to be gratuitous.  @eggsyobsessed, not just because she’s a good friend but because her stories have immense heart, every single one, and it is so obvious how serious she takes her craft.

[twobrokenwyngs]

bal-lantine replied to your post “me: i will never, never, never, never be interested in mpreg. get it...”

I can't breathe, I'm so beside myself with laughter. Fandom broke my mpreg-hating soul years ago, and I would read this. I would read this so shamefully hard.

lmao what the hell is wrong with you people!!!

...

...

*peers into shiny new gdoc*

*sighs*

i mean us. what the hell is wrong with us. :(

[whereikeepfics]

ABO Dynamic Fics - Updated 10/22/2017

**Please make sure you read the tags on these before you read them! Many contain possible triggers**

Less Than 15K

A Body Wishes to be Held & Held - turnyourankle (Alpha Louis; Omega Harry; smut) Harry wants to return the favour after Louis helps him out with his heat.

Boys Fall Like Dominoes - domesticharry (Alpha Louis; Omega Harry; smut)  Harry slips into an early heat while riding the tube. Naturally, that's when he meets Louis.

For The Thrill of Your Touch I Will Shamefully Lust - darksideofthescreen (Alpha Harry; Omega Louis; Single Parent Louis) “Harry, are you really making red velvet?” He breathed, excitement clear in his voice and written in his eyes. As if Harry making him something (after he asked about it) was something he had never expected to happen and Harry wondered for a second when he had given of the impression of not wanting to please Louis’ every wish.

Mr. Tomlinson - iwillpaintasongforlou (Alpha Harry; Omega Louis; CEO Louis) Louis is a billionaire CEO who makes grown men cry and rival companies crumble. He’s also an omega. Harry is the quiet cupcake of a man he calls his alpha and the only one who gets to see Louis as anything less than fearsome.

Sweet Like Candy In My Veins… - urban_flora (Alpha Harry; Omega Louis; Friends to Lovers; Smut) Harry and Louis have been in a “we’re together but not really” type of relationship for the better part of a year and this is the part when they finally get together.

Less Than 25K

Darling, Stay With Me - HarrysWolfie (Alpha Harry; Omega Louis; Mpreg)  Harry is ridiculously protective, Louis is ridiculously emotional, and the boys are just along for the ride.

With Love Comes Strange Currencies - mediaville (Alpha Harry; Omega Louis; Bonding; Smut) They’re Accidentally Mated and Dealing With It Rather Badly.

Less Than 50K

King and Lionheart - stylinsoncity (Alpha Harry; Omega Louis; Mpreg)  Louis can’t remember a time when he didn’t hate being an omega. But maybe he just needed Harry to come along and make him his.

Kiss Me on the Mouth and Set Me Free - seducedbycurls (Alpha Harry; Omega Louis; Smut) Harry is the CEO of Flora Corp, Louis is his new secretary.

Like Candy In My Veins - littlelouishiccups (Alpha Harry; Omega Louis; fake relationship; Enemies to Lovers) Basically the A/B/O, enemies to lovers, fake relationship, Christmas AU that nobody asked for.

There’s No Way That I Could Share You - paladincoolcats (Alpha Harry; Omega Louis; Smut; Mpreg) Harry had always been possessive of Louis, even before they soulbonded.

Less Than 75K

Lemon Eyes - turnyourankle (Alpha Louis; Omega Harry; smut; Friends With Benefits) It's not proper for omegas to mess around with alphas before finding their bondmate. But Harry doesn't give a damn what's proper and fully intends on getting as much experience as he can before even trying to find one. As far as he's concerned, the right alpha won't care, and he'll have some fun on the way. And who better to start with than Louis Tomlinson, the alpha with the worst reputation on campus?

Less Than 100K

Bite Me - happilylarry (Alpha Harry; Omega Louis; werewolves) Being groomed for alpha was hard enough. Now, mix in moving to a completely different location and losing three of his pack's omegas to outsiders, and you've got a disaster. Or, so it was in Harry's eyes.

Less Than 150K

But Please, Don’t Bite - shyserious (Omega Harry; Alpha Louis; werewolves) "Melodic little jingle sounded from a bell hanging over the doorframe and warm indoor air curled heavily around his shivering body for the first time in months. Harry suddenly felt a sting in the corners of his eyes and had to force down a broken sob. Fuck, he was a mess. Such a mess. He had to focus."

Swim In The Smoke - whoknows (Alpha Harry; Omega Louis; Pirates; Classic fic) “What about this, Captain?” Liam asks, nudging the boy kneeling between their feet with the toe of his boot. “Put him in my cabin,” Harry decides, turning back to deal with the rest of the loot.

Less Than 200K

Greater Than 200K

Four’s Company - vampire_angel_z (Alpha Styles Triplets; Omega Louis; read tags for triggers) The alpha triplets need a mate. Louis is too perfect to be true. 275K

Pray For Some Sweet Simplicity - delsicle (Alpha Harry; Omega Louis; Famous/Not-Famous; Smut) Motorcycle racing is the biggest sport in a heavily divided world, Louis is trying to take control of his own destiny, and Harry is in for more than he bargained for. 237K

[ladiekatie]

Hannah, @exhuastedpigeon​, called me out on a writing thing so now i gotta be truthful and show you how much i’m not writing. *scrolls through google docs shamefully*

Sterek - so many

Makeup Guru!Derek fic with no name

Starstruck - that gifset i made? remember? famous!derek (longfic, won’t be finished for a while)

I’m the Gay Cousin - basically stiles comes out as gay to his family by sending wedding invitations 

Swipe Right - Tinder au  (longfic, won’t be finished for a while)

A fic tentatively called Rock Bottom - abo mpreg (longfic, won’t be finished for a while)

Traveling with so many kids fic - abo mpreg

some chub prompts, so many...

I’ve been planning that dumb Overboard au for so long, does that count? I’m adding it anyway. 

Steter - only one, a prequel/epilouge to Fuck Mrs. Applebee

Zimbits - More than I expected

Go Figure au

ABO mpreg au

I taaag @acountrygirlsfun and thats it. Just you Caitlin.