#sharkposting

[porodermalinger]

[rateaters-sutff]

"Why the fuck is my internet so slow what the hell is happening?"

The devilish shark 8000 meters under water giving fiber optic cabes a light chompapge .

[clown-around-and-find-out]

[badsciencejokes]

Tell me your top 3 sharks.

[frost5958]

[asyncmeow]

trans people sleep schedules be either

SLEEP LOWEST% WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT

or

hey guys today im doing a casual run of Sleep, now i dont care that much about how long it takes we're just gonna have a relaxing time with it, starting with our shark right here

[jellyfishmakeoutparty]

my autism is a perpetual motion machine of small joys and minor inconveniences and embarassments. a shark swam next to me at the beach and I was so happy I ran out of the water throwing my arms around screaming “SHARK!! SHARK IN THE WATER!!” .. this does not transfer over well to the average beachgoer.

[waspsinyouryard]

Ok it's sharkposting time

Is it just me, or do sharks just look so goofy and stupid? Look at this dude. Is that the face of a killer to you?

well it shouldn't anyways because shark attacks on humans are exceedingly rare but that's not the point

[parageist]

can’t believe they made blahaj real

[noodleincident]

cranky bc you’re trying to manipulate a 766 pg pdf in adobe aren’t you 🫠

[bees-bag]

They gotta make a documentary about tope sharks I swear to God I'm gonna go insane i need information on tope sharks to live I've read the Wikipedia article 8 times and the sharks UK page a whole bunch I neeeeeed them I love them so much also one on catshark species would also be nice, and not just like chain catsharks either I want spotted dogfish and shit, I love you semi obscure sharks I could feasibly encounter while scuba diving off the north West coast I love youuuuuuuuu

[wowifinallywatched]

Wow I finally watched Meg 2: The Trench

AND HOLY FUCK DID I LOVE IT

Excuse the language but Shark movies are my mother fucking SHIT! The cheesiest, most gooeyest of shark movies? GIMME THEM ALL! They are my absolute favourite and They make you laugh, they make you question reality and they make you think you can take on a whole ass Shar-kraken on your own. (I cannot BUT HEY I WON'T KNOW UNTIL I TRY-)

Listen, This movie has everything you could ever need or want:

-Dinosaurs (Babeh and Big Bois) -SHORKS XTREME -THE KRAKEEEEEEEEEENNNNN -Adopted Dad -Kick ass 14 year old who proves her worth while still being the baby of the group -Dilfs 2.0 -Co-parenting dilfs -Many parental figures to protect the child -Did I mention dilfs? -SOMEONE ACTUALLY LEARNING FROM PREVIOUS SHARK ENCOUNTERS AND COMING PREPARED THIS TIME -Multitudes of Aunts and Uncles who would give their lives for the precious 14 year old baby of the group -14 year old precious baby is not allowed to protect anyone with her life -She does it anyway hahahah we love her -FUCKIN SHARKTOPUS REMINICENSE??? -Did I mention hot people fighting Sharks and Krakens and dinosaurs and bad people? -COMEDY. BUT LIKE...CHEESY COMEDY WHERE THE PEOPLE SAYING THE JOKES KNOW HOW CHEESY IT IS, BUT THEY SAY IT ANYWAY a personal favourite of mine -FUCKING?? THIS MOVIE LOOKED INCREDIBLE?? IS THIS JUST ME WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?? WE GOT SO MUCH SUSPENSE?? INTENSE?? ACTION?? SEND HELP?? -Karma getting satisfyingly served -The dog lives I WAS EXTREMELY STRESSED -"You miss your Ma?" SOBBING -Man and Shark connections that have no relations to dolphins at all -Wu Jing is so hot and the fun protective uncle send help this is my weakness

In other words this is a modern day cheesy shark movie that owns it and is now one of my favourite movies of all time. Period.

If you're having a bad day, if you need a laugh and to roll your eyes, please watch this movie. You won't regret it.

[druzysaur]

i’m just a regular blahaj i live to cuddle trans girls

[clown-around-and-find-out]

looking at this image everyday and reading it like it's an affirmation

[lobsterenthusiastt]

steven spielberg in 1975 after being paid off by shark fishing companies to create a movie starring a shark as the antagonist, thus channeling people into a negative perception of sharks:

[asyncmeow]

the fact that i have to stop cuddling shark to go get food is transphobic and homophobic.