#sharpen your teeth

[introverted-reads]

“And if I did not hold faith in him, why would he hold it in me?” - Empire of the Damned; Jay Kristoff

[autoneurotic]

my heart’s stopped pumping but my blood’s still alive

[transmechanicus]

Saw someone talking about T making your teeth sharper and i cannot understate how made up that is. Next you’ll tell me it makes you hunger for human flesh and howl at the moon. Not to say that you can’t do that, i fully support those things, but they’re unrelated to being on T.

[hrodvitnon]

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"Hey, when were you going to tell me you have fangs?"

Elster pauses, having just gotten engrossed in a scene of tense questioning.  "Excuse me?"

Ariane sits beside her at the table, lays down the Replika overview, leans her elbows on it and rests her chin on folded hands, giving the Replika a look that to any Gestalt would be similar to a parent wanting to know why their kids didn't do what was asked of them – or rather, like she's taken on the role of detective in the midst of questioning.  Elster lifts her eyebrows, waiting for an explanation.

Ariane elaborates as if telling an anecdote from her Rotfront years.  "I looked through the Replika overview again to see if there was anything I could pick up to help you out, or do something for you, when... in the corner of my little eye, I spy... a schematic.  A schematic, El Bell.  Of retractable canine teeth.  Which you are in possession of, and neglected to inform me."

Elster closes her eyes, knowing where this is going.

"Ariane."

"Now, I don't ask the time of day from a clock..."

"Liebchen."

"But I'm not shy about how hot I am for nibbles and love bites..."

"Light of my life."

"And you didn't think to tell me?  When were you going to tell me?"

"Settle down, dramatic.  They're for self-defense, not for sexy time.  Besides, it's not even unique to LSTRs – all Replikas have them."

Ariane blinks in surprise.  "Wait, seriously?  Even Eules?"  Having such teeth makes sense for a Storch or Star, but an Eule?

"Absolutely.  I once heard that a secretary unit back at headquarters almost bit the fingers off an untrained Storch who got too ugly with her.  Not sure how it ended, but I like to think Frau Beißer got off with a warning and the Storch never lived it down.  Self-defense, like I said.  With combat units it's a last resort in case one runs out of ammunition or doesn't have a melee weapon ready."

Ariane's eyes widen.  Eules always looked so delicate to her with how lightly they carried themselves, but it seems even those domestic units are made of sterner stuff than expected.  Her eyes lower to Elster's mouth.  Elster gives her a knowing look.

"No."

"I didn't say anything!"

"You have that 'in the interest of science' look on your face."

"I just want to see them for myself!  There's nothing wrong with that!  Show me, please?  It's not like I'll ever see them in a combat situation, unless we get picked up by aliens or something."

Elster stares.  Ariane stares back, pleading and doe-eyed, just seconds away from deploying the dreaded pouty bottom lip.  Elster gives in, of course.  She can never really refuse humoring her love, so she teasingly grouses like it's such a chore.

"Ach, fine."

Ariane tries not to drum her fingers happily while Elster pops the mandibles in her jaw, mouth opening.  Nothing out of the ordinary, just 28 white teeth – go figure Replikas aren't manufactured with wisdom teeth – and then Elster curls her lips back wolfishly, her canines extending with an audible click.

There is, of course, the knee-jerk flicker of saucy fascination since Ariane does so love when Elster bites her, but in the moment it's also tempered by actual scientific curiosity.  Elster's lengthened teeth are only sharp at the very tips, as Ariane knows from experience, so while they probably can pierce through flesh or biomechanical components they must be intended for crushing and tearing, clamping down and keeping a steady grip thanks to powerful jaws.

A rather specific detail from the Replika overview comes to mind: the LSTR unit has a bite force of 1250 PSI at minimum.  Ariane's heard of certain Vinetan animals having a comparable bite, capable of piercing through the skulls of their prey.  The knowledge of this results in a revelatory daydream of hostile alien forces intercepting their little ship and abducting Ariane, causing Elster to crush an extraterrestrial skull or spine between her teeth as she goes in a rampaging rescue...

"Ari," Elster drawls.  The extended fangs seem to mess with her speech, an added lisp causing her accent to border on nonsensical.  "Ye hab dat look."

Ariane shakes her head.  "I wasn't thinking of anything sexy this time, honest!"

"Uh-huh.  Cad I pud dese away now?  Iz hahd to talk."

[asfdhgsdkjhgb]

when dodie said isnt it weird to be so mean im guessing that ive grown horns i guess im human no more i can tell ive rotted in your brain oh how easily passion twists you think im a crazy bitch that's it that's the post

[espeon-the-raptor-blog]

Nick

Slight Spoilers !!! HFWU

When Nicks first chapter ended, I swear I panicked, but I HAD TO DRAW.

[mad-hunts]

okay, just to have a reference for what i mean whenever i say barton sharpens his nails, this is usually the length that he keeps them at so they're not too long but they could easily scratch someone / harm them when he presses them to someone's skin hard enough:

and also, trust me when i say you do NOT want these nails near your eyes. because... well, things would just go downhill from there for you, if i'm being honest 💀 but like i said in an earlier post on here; he usually only uses them to defend himself in drastic situations, so if you're fighting barton and haven't managed to put him in a corner or anything like that, then you're probably safe from them. but yeahhh — this man is NOT below using ' dirty moves ' when engaged in combat even beyond his nails, just to let you all know, and i shall leave you all with that thought.

[dove-da-birb]

not to be weird or anything but rook is so ill over ur teeth like hes constantly doing things to make you smile so he can see them (also because he loves the way you look when you smile) he watches you eat he watches you brushing them and has asked if he can touched them more than once

BE WEIRD!!!!!! EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS!!!!

BuT YEAH YEAH

[sin-sick-soul]

Bring Me The Horizon - And The Snakes Start To Sing Lyrics

Don’t say I’m better off dead cuz heavens full and hell wont have me

Won’t you make some room in your bed?

Well you could lock me up in your heart and throw away the key...

Won’t you take me out of my head? 

[savage-rhi]

Fuchsia

[postmortemcookbook]

MW3 SPOILERS!!!!

i’ve relieved myself of the grief over soaps death by gaslighting myself into believing that only the canon version of him is dead and the version i know and love that is firmly in love with ghost is alive and well and everything is okay

[autoneurotic]

you need a permit if you’re gonna build shit and ya can’t get one so nothing gets built and your house is standing on a foot and a half of silt

well i wish that you would move to the sun cause you’re like diggin holes in water and we know that can’t be done, i wish that you would cheat with someone cause you’re like diggin holes in thin air and we know that can’t be done

[mudstoneabyss]

once again another post about how more people should give Kevin his canonically bad teeth

[daisychainsandbowties]

*cough* simp *cough cough*

I’M BITING YOu CAN YOU ACTUALLY BLAME ME THOUGH

[xxstxriesfromashxx]

@sharpenurdamnknife 🎁 <3

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An Isaac and Piper Christmas

[kutyaharapas]

ive really struggled to make ritz a little worse so when hes with toffy its not just a tale about abusive relationships (though admittedly toffy is muchhhh much worse) because i dont want to baby him despite him being a pretty kind and selfless character SO! i have decided ill up the selflessness and doggish loyalty to the max degree. in a way that now hes more of an enabler and a bigger participant in both of their downfalls