#she birthed me

[heavensnight3]

fiona apple by joshua kessler (1997)

[satoruplanero]

halsey wip 🧚🏼‍♀️

promise i’ll finish this one (someday)

[eyed-knife]

WWESD (What Would Elza Soares Do)

[motherwench]

someone called my moth newson-esque and yes…..this is literally me thank you…

[savagegood]

so. what was your gillian-induced awakening?

[cressjacquine]

MOTHER?

[mayasaura]

Hey, anyone else think it's super duper suspicious that the Reverend Parents kicked off their abominable baby scheme pretty much simultaneously to Gideon Nav, key to the Tomb, landing on the Ninth? Gideon's more than a year but less than two years older than Harrow. So give it nine months gestation, a few months for prep and planning, and Gideon's arrival lands at exactly the place on the timeline you'd look for an inciting event to the creche massacre

And like, the Revs didn't seem shocked when they heard Harrow had opened the Tomb. They listened solemnly to Gideon spill the beans and then quietly shuffled themselves off the mortal coil, intending to take their pint sized single-serving generation with them. As far as we know they never pressured Harrow to continue the Ninth, either. They checked to make sure she was a powerful necromancer, and that was it. It's almost like they'd been waiting for this.

It's just a hell of a lot of coincidences piling up. Makes me wonder what they knew, who they'd been talking to. How much didn't they tell Harrow?

[anna-scribbles]

they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)

[b4kuch1n]

THEE audiodrama disguised as podcast

[feluka]

today my mother was telling me about the few years she lived in lebanon and how she was terrified by israeli airstrikes on power stations. it's been a quarter of a decade since she's lived there and she can describe to me in perfect detail the missiles, the shells, the sounds, the aftermath, the rubble, the blackouts... i can't even begin to imagine children having to witness this every day. god have mercy.

[iamacolor]

The day when it was Sunjae's turn to be a fan

LOVELY RUNNER - EPISODE 12 +...and a hairdryer

[cantheykillmacbeth]

Barbie from the Barbiverse could kill Macbeth. She's a woman (or technically, a doll, which also counts for the gender clause), and she seemed to come down from the sky at the beginning of the Barbie movie, qualifying her for the birth clause.

Yes, Barbara Handler AKA Barbie from the Barbie movie could kill Macbeth!

Being a woman created through little girls' imaginations, Barbie applies for the Gender Clause and the Unconventional Birth Clause! Thank you for your submission!

[satoruplanero]

if i cant have love i want power ☆

(this took forever but halsey’s boob was totally worth it)

[myokk]

the summer before Hogwarts🫶

in my mind, Sebastian is a huge planner & he always insisted on bringing too much along whenever he and Anne went on adventures. It’s always better to be prepared than to realize you forgot something at home😤

the next drawing will be Anne so you can compare the two😂💓

[tcustodisart]

Happy hatch day Faust, you're officially 503 3 years old!

[meat-loving-meat]

furiously typing a vaguepost about how my sperm donor post isn’t about jod and also cannot be about jod. JOD IS NOT A SPERM DONOR!! He is A DAD who didn’t know he was a dad. The instant he found out he had a kid he stepped the fuck up and made her an evil colonialism prince. Now Wake, on the other hand—