Wednesday: "What exactly is Xavier trying to do?"
Yoko: "He got you to arrange a date with Enid"
Wednesday: "Not a date"
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Queen picked the vegan option of cannibalism with a gf that would probably beat the shit out of queen for being too close to bee
Also bestie almost killed Larry which is funny
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"Okay, but when Eri turns into me, or when I look at my other alternates, they all look much cuter than me, so that's kind of a bit of an unfair comparison-"
Literally turns into her without any modification to her appearance whatsoever
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Vaggies sickness is giving her a sense of deja vu, she got badly sick once and it turned out she was with child-
"Ooooooh shiiiiit."
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Claudine: I used to be a straight-A student
Sammy: what happened?
Claudine: I still get A's, but they're no longer straight.
Claudine: winks at Yzla
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bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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why is it when people ask me what i want as a gift i immediately become someone who enjoys nothing at all and has never wanted anything a day in their life.
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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
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