Mario: Peach... PEACH!
Peach: Yes, Mario.
Mario: It's Bowser, h-he has my brother.
Peach: ...
Peach: I know.
Mario: You what?
Peach: Who do you think introduced them to each other.
Mario: WHY?!?!?
Peach: A. I'm sick of being kidnapped, B. I ship it, C. If I get Kidnapped one more time...I'm going to go apeshit.
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Kate: Our work here is done.
Yelena: Our work?? You spent the whole time staring at me.
Kate: You look really good in uniform. Whose fault is that?
Yelena:
Kate: Case closed.
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best of brittany pierce
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As for Jagger's prowess: "Mick is one of the sexiest men in the world and the best lover I've ever had." She even claimed to fantasize about him on the job. "I can't believe how weird and dirty he is," gushed Hall. "When I have to be sexy in front of the camera, I think of Mick and it always does the trick."
Christopher P. Andersen, Jagger Unauthorized.
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🤭
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America was so real on RHAP for this
And derrick and bb16 as a whole ofc
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Marmalade: You think this is bad? Picture growing up in an orphanage in Nova Scotia.
Otis: You grew up in an orphanage in Nova Scotia?
Marmalade: I didn’t say that. I said picture it.
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Vivi out here proving fae really can’t lie
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This ain’t a Country album. This is a “Beyoncé” album.💋
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I am Venus - Queen Charlotte
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I am afraid these demons, ghosts, and monsters outside are not real. I am afraid the real monsters reside within ourselves; in our bodies, in our hearts, and in our minds. In the nerves and marrows, they feed on the atrophied parts of our emotions. I am afraid humans only fear the demons inside themselves. I am afraid I am one of them residing in a body. I am afraid I am not a human, but a demon demonizing a human body.
Sadia Hakim
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