that’s how you get the girl (more or less)
pairing: han solo/leia organa
fandom: star wars (original trilogy)
rating: teen and up
word count: 4881
warning: swearing
summary: Han's kind, and he's an idiot. What a combination. (newspaper reporters!au inspired by nickie’s gorgeous aesthetic. happy very belated birthday @ladyeowyn ♥ really hope you enjoy this love!!)
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Han Solo might possibly be the stupidest person on the face of the earth.
There are many things in this world Leia can’t be certain of, but this one, she just knows.
And she definitely didn’t expect to meet him at her job, of all places.
About five years ago, Leia got an intern spot at Cloud City Times, along with her lovable, strangely connected twin brother, Luke.
She didn’t even know he applied til they got their acceptance emails.
Regardless, they did everything together, so Leia didn’t complain.
Their mother always had a fond look in her eyes when checking on them after their bedtime, in their younger years, scolding them with no real irritation when she found them reading Lord of The Rings, flashlight in hand, hidden in a fort of blankets.
She could never really get angry with them, no matter how much trouble they managed to get into.
So, of course, she was over the moon when the twins told her the news.
On their first, they were reminded by her to work together, and not get into their ‘usual squabbles’, a comment that made Leia scrunch up her nose.
She still kissed them goodbye, though.
And Leia worked hard to impress their boss, she really did, and she can’t really speak on Luke’s behalf, but she’s sure he did too.
She knows him too well to think anything else, her brother doesn’t do anything half-assed. They are Skywalkers, after all, as their father always said.
The internship eventually earned them both an actual, stable job, and six months ago, the boss appointed Leia as managing editor.
And she held a lot of pride in that, you know?
This essentially means she was put in charge of hiring and promoting, or in worse cases, firing staff.
Luke teased her for being his boss, he was proud of her, but also loved pushing her buttons every once in a while.
And if Leia didn’t know better, it might look like her brother is doing just that to her now.
Yesterday, Luke asked her to take this guy in for an interview, someone he apparently met in his weird board game club or whatever.
He insisted that this new friend of his needed a job, insisted he had some good ideas, too, and Leia decided to put her faith in him.
Oh boy, was she wrong to do so.
Because in front of her, he’s sitting, Han Solo, the man her brother said was practically born to have this job.
If Leia has to be completely honest with herself, cause her mother always valued honesty, her first thought when she saw him made her rather flustered.
But can you blame her, really?
He was polite and shook her hand, his own wearing rings on every finger, and showcasing a smile that could almost cross the line to being a smirk,
This guy proceeded to shower her with compliments, rambling about how he’s a huge fan of hers, highlighting the pro-abortion piece she published a couple of months prior, and even saying her office was comfortable, not crammy and dull like those in the movies.
Him being insanely attractive doesn’t help Leia’s professional and social ability, either.
She never thought herself as one to swoon over someone she just met, yet here she is.
Leia had always liked her partners tall, her ex-girlfriend Amilyn was more than a head taller than herself, and so is this Han, and he still has some sort of sparkle in his eyes she doesn’t really know what to do with.
All polite greetings and various compliments aside, Leia has to retain some level of authority, so she starts the interview, the usual questions of past experience, ambitions, strengths and weaknesses, you know the drill.
And, well, the conversation turns out interesting, to say the least.
“So, Han, you got any past experience in the field?”
He blinks at her, pulls a lock of hair behind his ear before he replies, “Ah, well, not exactly.”
Leia waits expectantly but the man in front of her seems done with his sentence.
Man of few words, huh. This is going to be a long interview, then.
“Would you care to elaborate?” she asks, already impatient. His good looks are one thing, but not a basis for employment.
He smiles again. Dammit, Leia, pull yourself together.
“You talk just like in your writing, I’m impressed,” he tells her, reaching out to presumably take a closer look at the framed picture of her parents on her desk, “I, uh, how much did Luke tell you about me?”
Before Leia can answer, a shattering sounds, and Han’s face in a state of shock.
He fumbles his fingers where he dropped the photo.
“Jesus, that, uh- wauw. It’s real glass?”
She just has to do a double a take. Leia’s not surprised as much as confused, switching her gaze to the photograph and shards of glass now inhabiting the industrial Ikea rug.
Han looks embarrassed.
He still tries a smile, this one most likely one he uses to charm himself out of possible incidents, she bets, or accidents, as in this case.
Leia just huffs. She can’t help but give him a smile back and a simple shrug.
He’s an idiot.
With this realisation, Leia relaxes in her seat once again, while Han runs a hand through his hair anxiously, “Oh f- I mean, damn. I’m so sorry. I’ll get you a new frame, I really thought I had this, of course my dumb luck-”
“Don’t.”
She puts her hand up to further get her point across.
“It’s a frame, Han. The photo’s still intact. Don’t worry about it.”
Still, he picks up the photograph and hands it to her, appearing to hold further apologies back, and she nods a thanks.
“Look, uh, to answer your question - I got experience a couple years back. Thing is, well, I exposed… some stuff. My rep ain’t the best cause of that.”
His hand gestures are large, vivid, quick, and Leia wishes he would catch his breath.
“He deserved it, though! And Luke’s trying to help me out, honestly, he’s the nicest, ever. Please believe me.” he finally finishes, adjusts his wristwatch and just… looks at her.
It’s silent for a while, because Leia doesn’t really know what to answer, and she wishes she could go against her gut feeling.
This kind of charm sucks her in and she scolds herself mentally. Will never admit to it. At least she’ll have someone pretty to look at.
“Luke believes in you.” she tells him simply, “And I trust my brother. If you got a portfolio, I’ll look it over. Just, please, stop looking like you’re terrified of me.”
And Han releases a breath, nods decidedly, “Hell yeah I got one. Okay, you won’t regret this. Seriously.”
Leia gives him a smile, exceptionally warm for someone she’s only known for about thirty minutes. Don’t even think of judging her right now.
“I’ll hold you on that.”
…
Two weeks pass by since Leia hired Han, and she has to admit, she’s positively surprised.
Han’s an exceptional writer, she thinks, after having three published pieces so far, and she feels a sense of pride, almost.
Thing is, well, he needs a metaphorical kick or two when it comes to work.
Not actually working, it’s not like he’s lazy, but let’s say Leia wonders if his definition of a deadline is something different than hers.
Every piece so far, the first draft comes into her hands at least two days after she told him to. And his charm aside, it’s getting on her nerves.
She doesn’t want to act over powerful, but warnings are given where warnings are due, and he always apologises profusely, trying to lighten the mood with one of his bad jokes.
Oh, the cluelessness of him.
The way Han has that smile permanently plastered on her face, it’s a weird combination of someone having the looks of a cocky bastard that makes every swoon, and the personality of a clumsy high school dropout who somehow always ends up saving the day.
And he definitely doesn’t have a problem making friends.
Han’s way too nice.
Everyone’s nice here, don’t get her wrong, but Leia finds it strange, almost.
It’s come to a point where he tells her of his adventure to another department when their own printer broke down, and he casually mentions someone named Boba, Leia ultimately hiding her confused unknowing of who he’s talking about.
How does he even have the time to meet so many people?
But Leia can’t lie about the fact that she enjoys this weird dynamic they’ve started.
He teases her, in a professional manner that is, always guessing, and always somehow hitting it spot on, what her newest piece is about.
He also knocks on her office door more than anyone else, untimely or not. When she tells him she’s in the middle of something he takes the cue, thankfully, but she suspects he’s waited outside for whatever call she had to end.
Three weeks pass by and it’s like Han’s living in her mind.
She’d suspect of him being a mind reader, if she believed that sort of stuff, and if Han wasn’t so impulsive and strangely dim in certain areas.
Basically, she’s seeing, and hearing, a lot more of him than she expected to.
And whether this is a curse or a blessing, well, Leia is troubled.
Because more than anything, Han is turning out so incredibly annoying.
She hates that thought, because what she finds annoying is not, per say, annoying, not in a traditional sense.
He’s late to everything, yes, but he’s extremely genuine.
Discussions with him is always something Leia looks forward to, and his feedback to her is honestly excellent. It’s almost like he changes personality when he’s deeply concentrated in work, always has to the right constructive criticism, always the missing word you’re looking for.
He works most nights late, he casually told her of that fact, and if she shows even a hint of annoyance towards him, he leaves whatever the case is be and greets her the next morning with coffee.
How’s he learned how she takes her coffee so quickly, anyway?
What shifted their dynamic even more was that Leia and Han both started working late at the office.
First happened on a Friday, where she went to the coffee machine and spotted him still staring at his screen.
This evening encounter ended up as a routine, and eventually, Han more or less moved into her office, until they were both done with whatever task at hand.
And, after five weeks, Leia has now found the most annoying thing about Han Solo.
She likes him.
Leia supposes this is a natural progression, after the weird first job interview, finding he possesses charm in spades, and where she definitely couldn’t deny that he is, in fact, attractive.
Actually, he fits her type completely. And that can’t be happening.
Leia keeps trying to look for signs that he’s actually a douche, but, tragically, not the case.
Han cares about this job, minor flaws aside, and if his interactions with Luke is any indication, he cares about people, too.
He’s kind, and he’s an idiot. What a combination.
Tuesday morning, Han knocks on her door as usual, which is why Leia just yells for him to come in, zero surprise in her tone.
“General,” he greets her, a nickname he came up with on his first day and never explained, and it makes Leia roll her eyes, “You eat breakfast yet?”
Well, that was new.
Leia looks up, Han holding a brown paper bag in his arms, along with the carefully balanced coffee cups, as per usual.
She leans back, trying to hold a smile back but probably failing, “No, now that you ask. Tell me, what would’ve you done if I had?”
Han laugh and sits down, clearly already at home, and starts presenting her with the meal, “We could’ve eaten it for lunch, of course. Multipurpose, right?”
Leia scoffs back at him, but grabs the coffee with a nod as a thank you.
“I do have to take a phone call, though. You wanted to discuss your piece for next week?”
He smirks at her again, “You must be a mind reader, General. But yes, it can wait though. You’re a busy woman, I’ll just take my half of our splendid meal and leave you be.”
Han works a fake cry of despair into his words, and walks out the door, the sulky look way too dramatic for anyone to believe it, but there’s no point in telling him that.
“That’s appreciated.” she tells him, shaking her head fondly at his act, “Remember the deadline this time, now would you?!”
“Of course. It’s me.”
His look of disbelief is given no more than a raise of Leia’s eyebrows.
This man will be the death of her.
…
Out of the many discoveries Leia’s made about Han, her latest is that he’s, in fact, a clingy person.
Very clingy.
This is not something bad in her mind, maybe because he’s so likable.
She’s had to remind him and Luke of their duties a few times, when they were too occupied looking at photos of Han’s dog - Chewie, another thing she has no idea what means - on his flip phone.
Han’s simultaneously the first and last person she expected to still have a flip phone.
And, turns out, Lando and Han dated back in high school. Not that that’s something to think about too much. Leia doesn’t overthink.
Regardless, Han tends to hang around other people for as long as humanly possible.
To begin with, she didn’t have the heart to say something, maybe, possibly, because of her crush, but not really.
Stupid crushes. Leia shouldn’t have crushes.
Now that they’re comfortable with each other, Han clings even more, believe it or not, only difference is Leia is not afraid to tell him to back off when she’s going to a meeting.
And she did figure she’ll have to, well, keep her distance and let whatever she’s feeling go away.
Dating a coworker would be extremely unprofessional, at least in Leia’s mind.
She doesn’t know really if there’s any rules about it. Might be some restrictions, she figures.
And dating Han would require some more patience than what she’s capable of, she thinks, and also that the feeling was mutual.
Han Solo is incredibly hard to read.
During their late night work sessions, they’ve had some, what can you say, heartfelt moments. Honest, raw perhaps?
It surprised her when they happened.
Here, Han’s smirk disappeared, and a relaxed smile took its place. His smirk seemed, sometimes, as something forced, but this, Leia somehow knew was genuine.
He seems more thoughtful about his words, it seems, when they’re one on one.
It’s weird. Not that it means anything.
To begin with he told mostly of Chewie and his car, and he then keeps on telling her on a semi-daily basis how she definitely has to see it, maybe go for a drive because he assures her it has the best motor and perfect glossed paintwork and other car stuff she pretends she cares about.
One conversation went to his high school girlfriend, Qi’ra, and eventually of his more or less absent parents.
Han’s been fending for himself since the age of sixteen, and honestly, that doesn’t surprise Leia at all.
He’s clumsy, an idiot, yes, but he seems like someone who can feel at home anywhere, or with anyone.
She might be imagining that maybe, possibly, he could feel at home with her, but when the thought crosses her it’s stupid. Just because they’re more comfortable than someone should be with their boss doesn’t mean anything.
And well, about these unexplainable feelings of hers towards this dummy, Leia suspects he might be interested in someone else.
Someone else being her twin brother.
Now listen, Leia’s not jealous, okay? She hates thinking that way.
Because Han takes a liking to everyone, but especially to Luke.
They’re seeming, at least, to get into a lot more trouble lately - not anything major, just with her, because a common interest is teasing her, apparently.
And Han hangs around Luke’s desk a whole lot, no matter how many times Leia points it out with a raised eyebrow.
He does go when she’s told them a third time, sending a salute her way.
Come to think of it, they’re practically attached by the hip by now.
Luke’s board game club meets twice a week, so Leia can only wonder how much time the two spend together, outside of work.
And her brother always mentions some anecdote or movie or weird fact Han’s told him, excited as always, and as much as Leia gets a pit in her stomach, it’s adorable.
“Have you seen Han’s car?” and when she shakes her head, he looks bewildered, “Leia! You need to see it! He’s like, customized almost everything. It’s some old classic car, can’t remember the company, wait, let me look it up...”
Her brother’s tales of him frame him as close to the standard of a greek god, or something, and it’s hilarious, to be honest.
Like, Leia can tell his idolisation of Han’s clouding his judgement. He’s definitely not as wise as he’s making her brother think, at least.
Similarly, Han talks of how Luke constantly beats him in everything, despite his fine tuned skills he otherwise loves to brag about.
“I let the kid win in chess, though, like, that’s my homefield, you know?” he tells her with a wink, and Leia just laughs, because she’s pretty sure Han isn’t protecting her brother’s dignity with this one.
And Leia has to, finally, admit to herself that she needs to do something.
She has to get over this crush of hers, because she doesn’t have a chance. And she values her brother’s happiness higher than her own.
Leia figures Luke has more patience for Han’s shenanigans than herself, and maybe just a more similar personality, really.
She’s a lot more organized, she thinks, maybe she’s a bit uptight, okay, but that isn’t bad, is it? Why’s Han Solo making her doubt herself so much?
The irony, twins falling for the same guy. Ridiculous.
Anyway, Leia decides to text Han, asks him if they can talk the next morning. Before working on her own heartbreak, she’s gotta make sure he knows she’s got her brother’s back.
And yes, she’s got his phone number, she’s got all the staff members’ numbers, though. Don’t you dare get into that right now.
And Han, like the weird, dreamy guy he is, answers with the usual “‘Course, General”, followed by a winky face. Dear God.
The sooner this is out of the world, the better.
…
Before Leia knows it, the following morning comes and she’s finishing an email when the usual knock sounds.
Han doesn’t even wait for an answer this time, just appears and fumbles with the door handle, trying his hardest not to spill their coffee.
She simply gives him a look and the “You know, usually, regular human beings wait for an answer after knocking.” question.
He raises one eyebrow.
“I’m not even close to regular, General. How could you underestimate me like that!” he cries out with a laugh. “And you did say you wanted to discuss something.”
Leia sighs, yeah, she can’t cover it up with a joke, in the end. Han settles in the seat opposite her desk, giving her a suspicious look.
“I’m not in trouble, am I?”
She sips the coffee, way too hot, fuck. Her burnt tongue’s halting her words, but she speaks up again regardless, “Not exactly, no.”
His brows furrow. She can’t really tell if he’s confused or worried or disbelieving, he’s always doing that frown whenever something bothers him, though.
“I know I got my piece to you late last week, I- again. I’m learning that, uh, time thing, you know. Just, please don’t fire me. I really need this job and-”
“Han!” she has to outburst, because he’s rambling.
He visibly has to catch his breath, puts on a semi good smirk on again, Jesus, and straightens his back a little.
“Sorry. I’m all ears.”
As much as she’s gotten to know him, she still wonders how many of his mannerisms are put on and how many are genuine.
He certainly flails with his arms a lot whenever he tries to explain something. That can’t be faked, right?
It’s the amount of charm that, well, sometimes seems plastered on.
Not that it’s not working, because boy, it sure does, but if Leia’s being honest, she’d much rather have their solemn, relaxed late conversations.
There, she feels like he’s being more himself, whatever that may be, because she actually doesn’t know this man very well.
She wants to. Maybe. Yeah, no, she does, is that embarrassing? Sue her.
He���s not even the mysterious kind of guy she saw in those stupid shows when she was fourteen, he’s just the right amount of off, compared to her current social circle.
Leia could spend ages trying to describe him, still wouldn’t justify her feelings for him to herself, whatever.
“I didn’t want to see you because of something work-related.” she finally tells him, and the frown reappears on his face, but Leia continues, “I just want to make sure we understand each other.”
Han rustles a bit in his jeans pocket but pulls nothing out, slicks his hair back like he does way too many times than someone should, probably.
He tries an unsure smile again, “I’m not sure I know where you’re going with this, General.”
And he turns a couple of rings on his fingers, presumably because he’s still nervous about where this is going, so Leia has to cut the chase, already, dammit.
“Okay, well, you and Luke hang out a lot. Seems like you like each other.”
Now Han’s mannerisms seems to slow down, he gives her, once more, a slightly lifted eyebrow, replying, “I mean, yeah? Luke’s great. You wanna talk about Luke?”
Leia nods. “I know this is weird, but honestly, since I don’t, really, know you outside of here I might as well get it done here.”
She leans back in her seat, searching for any clues that he wants to say something, but he keeps quiet.
“I love my brother, and I can tell you’re making him happy, but just because I like your work, and well, I like you as a person as well, doesn’t mean that I’ll give you any mercy if you even think about hurting him.”
Leia nods to herself, thinking she got that out alright - right? Han, however, seems even more confused than before.
He tilts his head a bit and looks at her for a while.
She doesn’t really know what to do, then, leaning forward again and resting her arms on the table. “You understand where I’m going with this?”
“I think so, General.”
“Good.”
“Tell me, you think I’m flirting with your brother?”
Leia blinks at him, “I- I do. That’s what you’re doing. I hope this isn’t too personal, you really are a friend to me, but as I said-”
“No, no, no. Leia.” he says, and she has to admit she’s taken back by that, because when’s the last time he’s not called her by a nickname? First time they met, probably.
“Fuck.” Han suddenly exclaims, and his face quickly changes, “F- I mean, excuse my language. Anyway. Damn, I’m really bad at this, aren’t I?”
And honestly, Leia now has zero idea what he’s saying. It’s like they’re speaking two different languages, because she’s never been this dumbfounded, she thinks.
“Bad at what?”
Han shakes his head, scratches his neck, almost in despair, “Seriously, I didn’t think this would happen. Shit, this is my fault. I’m so sorry for the confusion, but Luke’s just my friend.”
She fights not to narrow her eyes at him, half suspecting his statement to be a lie, out of embarrassment.
“Han, I know you tell me I’m intimidating sometimes, but I’m serious.”
“But I’m serious, General.”
Leia’s almost getting frustrated, and throws up her in despair, because what? What’s he trying to say, or run from, maybe? This man’s impossible.
“Leia- I’m sorry. You know what, I’ll go, okay? Sorry. I just- Luke’s advice didn’t work, but please don’t blame him-”
“Advice?” she’s afraid she snaps at him at that, but he seems unfazed, half out of his chair and stopping his movement.
What on earth is he talking about, now?
“I, well. I asked him about you, and tried to spend more time with you, because he said you’re not that big on, you know, elaborate wooing, or whatever. And coffee!”
Now, excuse Leia’s language, but what the fuck.
“What?”
Han sits down again, ruffling his hair, looking at her with what seems like a million thoughts running through his head, and honestly, that’s exactly how Leia’s head is right now.
“You like coffee, right? Or did I mistake that, Jesus. Maybe I shouldn’t have been so forward with coming into your office, I-”
“Han, are you telling me you asked my brother for advice on how to… woo me?”
And the man in front of her nods, a few too many times, looks down and up at her and around the room and out of the window, and fuck, Han’s a mess.
Leia leans back. This cannot be happening.
Well, she’s not complaining. No, not at all.
She didn’t expect this for the life of her, though, and that’s why she’s at a loss for words at the moment.
By some unknown force in her life pulling this idiot into her life, making him so goddamn likable, making her have a crush after being comfortably single for a while, he’s been spending time with her brother because he wants to know her?
She almost wants to laugh, it’s ridiculous, laughable, if she wasn’t so lost for him. And there’s nothing wrong with that, she’ll have to get her brain to stop fighting her.
“Are you angry at me? Please don’t be! I, okay, Luke’s so great and like, dammit, I feel bad- If you’re offended I understand, believe me.” he says, finally settles his eyes on her again. “I know it’s unprofessional to flirt with your boss, anyway, so-”
“Did you ask Luke to hype you up?”
Han looks embarrassed. “Well, uh, maybe. A little bit?”
Leia nods, and now, she has to smile. Genuinely, getting continuously warmer, “You know I’m not that into cars, right?” and damn, she’s never seen him look so beat.
She almost, immediately, regrets those words, but continues regardless, because surely this situation can only benefit them, now. Screw whatever dating policies that may or may not be existing, she’ll look them up after this whole mess is cleared.
“I’m into you, though. Like, you didn’t have to enlist my brother to help you, but I appreciate the effort.” she tells him with a laugh.
And Han morphs into a look of shock. It’s almost like he’s going through every state of emotion at the same time.
“Are you serious?”
“Why else would I say it, Han?”
“Well- good point General.” he fumbles with this rings again, looks at her in that pondering way again, like he’s expecting this to be some sort of practical joke.
She finds his utter confusion adorable, almost, and scoffs at herself.
It’s stupid, this way he thought of wooing her, in his own words, but she gets it, somehow. This is unprofessional.
She’s stupid, because she shouldn’t be swooned by him so quickly, but also she’s not stupid, because this dumbass likes her and she likes him, and this one time, Leia decides not to argue with her own head.
Why would she do that, anyway, when Han’s admitted he tried to flirt with her, and they shared most of their life stories with each other, and seriously, they could, well, get on with other activities?
Not here, though. Obviously not.
Leia’s still a professional, mind that. She doesn’t have to be that after work, though, right?
She wants to shake her head at Luke for agreeing to Han’s schemes, but that can wait. That can for sure wait.
Screw her idea of professionality, then.
“I don’t know anything about the company’s policies on… this. You mind if I come back to you on that?” she asks him, still smiling, and the way he’s smiling back to her, now, he’s turning on all his charm, but also, probably, realizing that he doesn’t really have to.
He’s almost acting like an excited puppy, God, Leia’s not sure how complicated this will be, but she’s prepared to take that fight.
Han’s to the point of almost dancing in his seat.
Her patience is practically bulletproof by now, anyway.
“Not at all.”
“And- well, are you doing anything after work?”
Han shakes his profusely.
Leia bites her lip, nods certainly in her confidence.
“You got something we can do? Like, I guess, a date? Other than car talk?”
“Oh, you bet.”
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