#she’s a tall woman too

[blep-23]

I’ll probs focus on the Lenna fanfic I’ve been working on tomorrow. Give myself a small break.

[uncanny-tranny]

Tall trans girl reading this: you aren't too tall for heels. If you want to wear them, wear them proud. There is nothing more spectacular than a tall woman in heels, and nobody can ever take that away from you, not even yourself 🩷🪻

[clouvu]

I love them your honor

[alumirp]

luffy gets a girlfriend

He is blissfully unaware of this fact, however. He meets Torao at work, he's a firefighter and she's a doctor. She stitched up a cut on his arm and he gets hungry, spontaneously invites her to eat and she accepts, probably hungry too (or totally thinking that the cute guy with the stupid smile is asking her out).

They go out several times after that, usually with Luffy showing up at the hospital randomly, either injured or bringing in a patient, or simply to bother Torao because he was bored.

Luffy gets a new (girl) friend.

They're weird friends, though, because one day Torao just leaned in and kissed him. On the lips! And he liked it for some reason, so they kissed countless more times.

And sometimes things get too hot when they kiss and one thing leads to another and- well, they had sex. Several times. Which is weird, because Luffy definitely has no desire to kiss, much less have sex, with his other friends. But it works, so he just classifies them as weird friends.

He's pretty sure they're NOT lovers, because neither he nor Torao made fancy proposals, with roses, candles, fancy dinner and fancy rings, like Sanji and most TV shows tell, so, definitely weird friends.

And its okay, he likes being weird friends with Torao :D

(They're totally dating and no one believes Luffy when he says they're just friends. Because he shares his meat with Law, he actually, like, listens to her opinion instead of just doing what he wants, he takes her side in arguments no matter how obviously wrong she is, he fights with Ace, physically, when his brother says Law should get out of Luffy's life.They are totally dating, Luffy has a girlfriend, it doesn't matter that he doesn't know it.)

((law is just happy to be here, even if her boyfriend is a little slow))

[triaelf9]

Look, some ppl read The Magician's Nephew and saw a battle between good and evil. Some of us read it and saw what the author was saying, but also saw very tall evil lady commanding the people around her and it awakened something in them XD

And then rediscovered whatever that was when Lady Dimitrescu stepped on to screen some 25 years later

tldr oh nooo tall evil fictional lady step on me oops uh oh XD

[musubiki]

recently thinking of changing the aesthetic of madam springs

[thealexandriaarchives]

The Arrakis Royal Ballet in Arrakeen has just had a crisis of leadership under the management of the CHOAM Foundation which oversees its board, and Vladimir Harkonnen has been ousted as chairman, which means two things: Oh thank god we don't have to watch the same 5 Tchaikovsky shows over and over again this season, Swan Lake and The Firebird are FINE but GOD- and the Company's default leading man for every performance, Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen, will suddenly have to compete for his slot.

That's totally fine, but the next person to fill the board's slot is Leto Atredies, a man who's actively investigating the Harkonnens for using the Ballet for money laundering as well as reputation laundering, and his son, Paul Atredies, is about to make his international debut after being quietly... discouraged, from applying. Still, whether as a PR move or an olive branch, Leto suggests a Ballet to fit the bill: Giselle.

It's French, so it will give people something different from the aggressively Russian fare Vlad had selected for the last several seasons. ...A bit unfair, perhaps, Chani had been hoping for Balanchine outside of Christmas, but Feyd never expected he'd even get so much as Italian. Paul Atredies was taught by masters in the classical French schools and he's got the light, precise, delicate footwork and speed to show for it. Hell with that slight frame, and some of the moves Feyd has seen him do on TikTok, which is about the only place he's been able to perform up until now, there have even been whispers he could perform the female roles just as easily.

But Giselle is good. It will give Chani some space to show off her acting chops as she falls in love and goes insane, casts Irulan well as a cold and vicious wraith queen, ordering men to their deaths, and it's underperformed- often because it requires two strong male leads in the same company.

As soon as he hears the name Feyd-Rautha doesn't kid himself about which role he'll be playing. Even if he didn't personally prefer Hilarion to the lying noble prick Albrecht is revealed to be, there's no way the new chairman's son and anointed star is going to be the one drowned like a rat in a bucket by the end of act two.

Besides, Feyd knows what the last act requires physically, and he's seen Atredies throwing his whole body into full spins again and again through the air in his million dollar barre studio online. Feyd's just not going to let a spoiled green debutante get away with blowing this for everyone else.

So on the first day of rehearsals, while Chani and Stilgar are off with the set designer, discussing the frankly insane decision to replace the woods and lake with a desert terrain out of Lawrence of Arabia, Feyd-Rautha sidles up to their untested new danseur noble as he laces his shoes.

"I hear you're our new Duke of Arrakis."

[raviollies]

Blythe being over 6ft is such a charm point to me. She's like a great Dane that doesn't realize it's not a puppy anymore

[scrimblyscrorblo]

A fem Uzugiyuu, as a treat 😗

[moeblob]

I forgot how to draw her so practice doodlin' for Camilla.

[marciaillust]

anyone else bi and into evil women and women with horns who didnt find Mizora hot at all. I feel like I was robbed

[melonthesprigatito]

I've been playing Legends Arceus recently and as I was battling trainers in the Dojo for level grinding, I noticed something very funny about Zisu's standard team

50% of her team is made up of Pokémon that the people are scared shitless of for superstitious reasons. I mean, read Murkrow/Honchkrow and Hisuian Zoroark's Pokédex entries

Zisu, the CAPTAIN OF THE VILLAGE'S SECURITY CORPS is walking around with the embodiments of death and misfortune.

Imagine being some poor superstitious Arceus fearing villager living in a world where everything wants to kill you, and finding out that the head of the people that you're relying on for protection is willingly bringing spawns of Satan into your neighborhood.

Second of all, wouldn't Commander "My village got destroyed by Pokémon and everybody died" Kamado have a problem with this????? How has Zisu not been demoted or charged with witchcraft or something?

[greglow03]

Omg!!!... I'm freakin' out.... Saw Pearl and Grian huggin' in a clip from the charity event... either Grian is really short or Pearl is a giant.... the height difference is huge... he looked like a child hugging her...

Edit: so idk if true, but a birdie said to me that she's 6'0 ft... please can someone confirm?

Edit.Edit: yup, got comfirmed, by miss pearl herself in a clip, plus a commenter

[orcgirlcock]

dear 7 foot tall woman who was in my dream last night: can we kiss again

[atopvisenyashill]

not an f&b aegon ii fan, not a hotd aegon ii fan, but a secret third thing (a fan of the aegon ii that only exists in my mind)

[m4ggotm0ld]

i would be such a good boyfriend honestly