#she’s so coooooool

[tillman]

Objectively the best female character design ever.

[sibillascribbles08]

Jane ! For @izuris !

[maraschinotopped]

actually im doing the cringetober prompt list i reblogged yesterday. fuck it we ball.

this is day 2 (self insert). i uh dont actually have any self inserts.... so i decided to draw some characters that used to be sonas but turned into ocs. thats close enough right? still got a bit of the self in there. its old self but whatevahhh

[youronlybean]

Rewarding myself for being productive by reading The Great Space Opera for like the 20th time. This is self care <333

[theworldlistensasyoufall]

"I will kill you."

[meowizard]

HELLO CAN I HELP YOU

[buckys-metal-arm]

Watching What If's obessession with Captain Carter is kind of hilarious because I've never seen such a blatant example of what Red on Overly Sarcastic Productions talked about in her trope talk on Badasses where she talks about how you need to SHOW your character is a badass instead of just being like "whooooaaaaa look at this character arent they a badass they're so coooooool"

When in reality your audience is kinda *collective eye roll*

[howlingday]

Jaune: Hey, Weiss, check out this cool rock I found.

Weiss: ...Meh.

Jaune: Aw...

Ruby: What's wrong, Jaune?

Jaune: Nothing, Ruby. Wanna see this rock I found?

Ruby: A rock?!

Jaune: Well, it's more like a pebble-

Ruby: OH, THAT'S SOOOOO COOOOOOOL~!

Ruby: Um, so, uh, do you want to, maybe, hang out sometime?

Fun Fact! Many penguin species choose their mates by presenting pebbles to them. If the female accepts, she will mate with him. The two will form a partnership for up to one year. In some rare cases, some species of penguin will mate for life.

[cara-carabowditbowdit]

please tell me more about crowley and aziraphale im Very interested /srs

ok so. this is gonna be a looong post sorry

BASICALLY. aziraphale is an angel, crowley is a demon. theyve known each other for 6,000 years, at the creation of the universe (when crowley was still an angel. he created stars and everything. very nice job) and theyve become great... friends (wink) even though theyre not supposed to be! so theyre not friends! theyre eeeevil enemies. and then they go out for dinner

anyways. idk how to explain it well but theyre just SOOOOO!!

ok so now im going to try and do like. a whole thing explaining everything below so SPOILERS!!!!

okay so. in the beginning aziraphale and crowley were both angels. they met when crowley was making stars and galaxies and all that pretty stuff, and aziraphale came to say that they were going to shut it down after a bit. crowley gets upset and goes whaaaa this is so cool why would they do that (lil thing to note. aziraphale is like. interested in crowley but he doesnt really care) and then they have some really nice scene

d'aww. ok and so THEN! some big war happens i think? i dont know they dont show that part and crowley falls. demon moment!!! and then they go through all these different decades being friends, getting to know each other, and its great. aziraphale sins a little bit (gluttony), crowley saves aziraphales books, and they all have fun. oh btw. crowley can transform into a snake, and apparently hes the one that caused adam and eve to eat the apple? BUT! theres this other great scene where theyre talking, and its revealed that aziraphale gave his flaming sword to adam and eve, showing that he loves humans and has a soft spot for them, and theres this other great shot

THE PARALLELS!!!!!!!!! AUUUGh (^ this one came before. btw) and so this is sort of them showing how ohh, theyre not supposed to hang out because angel good demon evil waaah but they just KEEP ON FINDING EACH OTHER. oh and. speaking of like. showing off different softer sides of them. in season 2, theres a lot of bits where they show that crowley is pretty much putting up this show of being so meaaan and eeevil but hes actually nice and cares about humans (bringing jobs kids back, keeping that girl from dying, etc). ok now onto talking about season one. warning i havent watched this season in a bit so this is just me going off memory.

ok so! the big issue this season is "oh noooo we lost the antichrist!! big bad things gonna happen" and its awesome. OK SO. it starts off with crowley delivering the antichrist to this satanist church? and theres two women having babies that night. ONE is a normal family, who are supposed to have a normal baby. THE OTHER ONE is a rich family who is supposed to have the EEEVIL baby. can u guess what happens. BABY SWITCH!!! they didnt realize it tho so crowley and aziraphale are sent after the wrong baby. (to make him sin/be good) and then they realize on his 11th? birthday "aw crud! wrong baby." and go on some search to find the right antichrist. and that brings us to ADAM!!! hes the antichrist, and one coooooool kid. hes pretty normal tho and just hangs out with his friends. and then one day on his 11th birthday this dog shows up! (hellhound) and then off on the side theres this witch lady named anathema device who has a book that knows the future. crazy stuff. oh and this guy names newt whos kinda a dork and talks to this weird witch hunter guy shadwell and his neighbor madame tracy. oh and the four horseman of the apocalypse are around and free OKAY. into it now. anthma knows something bad is going to happen (book), and she moves to london because thats where its gonna happen!! whaaaat!!! and newt moves to london because uhh. witch finder i think? and he goes to meet shadwell and accidently meets tracy. not important rn. shadwells kinda bonkers and freaks newt out. ok now onto anathema. im pretty sure that aziraphale and crowley were driving around (oh btw. he has a magic bentley) and hit her!! yeoch. and after driving her home she accidentally leaves her book in the bentley and aww they gotta meet up again aw shucks. okay now they go searching for adam (antichrist) and i dont think they find him? anyways i forgot how but then tracy shadwell newt and anathema all meet up with crowley and aziraphale and do a seance. i forgot what about but ohh nooo aziraphale is in madame tracys body!!! ok so i kinda forgot how again but somehow theyre all at some big area and the four horsemen and running around i forgot what theyre doing and BLAM ADAM SHOWS UP hes mad. hes trapped his friends into doing what he wants. hes gonna start the apocalypse. average 11 yr old stuff. BUT!!! crowley and aziraphale manage to calm him down and newt blows something up. idk whats going on anymore. satan comes out, "grrrah im ur father adam". its a nice lovely moment. but oh wait!!! gabriel (heavens big man) and beezelbub (hells high duke) come down/up and r like "yall r in biiiig trouble! cant be doin all this" and they try to kill both of them. aziraphale in hellfire, crowley in holy water. that scene comes and yoo wait theyre both alive??? this is insane!!!! theyre both MILKING it, bein dramatic and then. at the end. WHAOOOAH THEYRE ACTUALLY THE OTHER ONE?????

and thats the end of season one. okay so i know that this is incredibly long but im not even done. im going to reblog this later with me talking about season two and that should be shorter. OH BTW

thats what everyone looks like ^^

OKAY BYE!!!!!!

[yandere-fics]

💫Girlfailure Anon's Terrible Seduction List💫

For Eliza, I'd probably start working out (gross), not for the purpose of bettering myself or anything, but just so I can smell bad. I wanna entice that little doggy nose of hers. I'd go on runs past wherever she's stationed for that day, acting all cute and innocent, maybe one day I'd fall over in front of her and scrape my knee, whining and sobbing like a wounded animal. Hopefully by that time my scent is rich enough she can't help but pounce on me.

For Bibi, I'm attending all of her executions and laughing obnoxiously at her jokes. Maybe I'll stand at the very back of the crowd and flash her one time.

If we ignore the fact I've already failed Selene by sleeping around a ton, for her I'd try the simple lonely girl at a bar technique. I don't even drink but I'll take one for the team, act super cute and naive, wowww a tall lady you're sooooo coooooool. I've never seen someone so biggggg, you should try lifting me up!! Please lift me up!! Put me on your shoulders!! I wanna see the world from up there!! That's when I've got her hook line and sinker, she plops me on her shoulders and I'm not wearing panties under my skirt. (I'm 5'3 btw please lift me up Selene)

Ellie is a difficult one. I honest to god have no idea how I'd seduce her. Sorry Ellie.

For Darla, I'm playing her own game back at her. I'm putting on a dumbass persona just for her. "Omg we WOULD make a cute couple!!! Could you IMAGINE if we dated, I'd be like, your cute little housewife!! Too bad you're wayyy too pretty to date someone like me, right Darly?". Play some truth or dare with her, play coy until she decides she's gonna fuck my brains out, then I've got her.

I'm trapping Theanna with the wombo combo, maid dress and lingere. One is part of my uniform obviously, but I intentionally keep it a little on the short side. I act incredibly delicate and kind, I'm formal and subserviant, obeying her every whim. "Yes lady Theanna. Anything you desire, your majesty.". One day I let her catch me crying softly to myself, if she bothers to ask me what's wrong I try to tell her it's nothing before revealing I'm just oh so heartbroken. You see, I fear that the one I love is due to be wedded soon, and not to me. It's just so tragic. Maybe it clicks with her that I'm referring to the suitors that have been swarming her lately, maybe it doesn't. Regardless, I let her catch me alone, so she can make me hers.

For Veronia, I'm wandering into the woods with a flower crown and a long, beautiful dress. I'm learning how to speak like a proper lady, acting like a scared princess who's afraid and lost in the woods. "It would just be oh so terrible if I was snatched up and violated by some terrifying beast..." maybe I give her a chase first, see how long it takes for her to catch me. Oh and I'm making sure that the dress is easily tearable. Shoulderless too.

And finally, Kassien. Who is also really difficult because realistically I can't hold down a job at all, but if we pretend I could, and somehow end up working in the same building as her, I'm activating full clichè mode and bumping into her with a stack of papers, falling on my ass and scrambling on all fours to pick everything up. Making sure to apologise profusely as I stick my ass up in my very short skirt, wearing a thong of course. Maybe I start crying and whining about how I'm gonna be fired, working here is just oh so difficult but I need the money, I really just wish I could be taken care of. I hate being independant. I kind of just act pathetic until she takes charge in the situation. She better hurry up with it tho because I'm definetly getting fired for looking up a guide on how to seduce a demon on company time.

-girlfailure

I too have failed Selene already lol.

[suckishima]

she's so coooooool 😭😭😭

i take back what i said earlier, takeda not the only mvp, shimizu is too!!! the dedication! the sense of duty! the passion and care!! and all for a sport that wasn't originally her own!! she fights just as hard as the rest of the team!!!!!!!

[catboymoments]

JUNOOOOOOO I LOVE HER 😭😭😭😭😭❤️😭❤️😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️❤️SHE LOOKS SO COOOOOOOL I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HER AND GIVE HER POTATO CHIPS AND TAKE HER TO A ROLLER RINK AND A METALLICA CONCERT AND GET SLURPEES FROM THE 7-11❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

SHE WOULD LOVE THAT!!!

[justaboot]

Lena for bingo?

She’s so coooooool okay here’s my question genuinely WHY does she look like that. Magica gets soul split (?) into the dime, and her shadow splits off into a preteen girl. Love it, but I’m sooo curious as to what that is. Her lil villain arc was SOOOO exciting the first time, and I was obsessed with the idea of her and Scrooge being out in mutual positions when they’re being held captive, and that was such an interesting potential. Niece of his sworn enemy, that man just collects strays.

[cyberdragoninfinity]

akiza our friend akiza

AKIZAAA

First impression: OH THIS GIRL'S ACE MONSTER IS SO FUCKING COOOOOOL

Impression now: OH THIS GIRL'S ACE MONSTER IS SO FUCKING COOOOOOOL WAAAUUUGHH...i love akiza. i dont think shes my Favorite YGO Girl but her aesthetic rocks and she's such an interesting characer (and it's a miserable shame they just. didnt fucking let her do anything for most of the back half of 5ds. LET HER HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS!!!) I love that she's a weirdgirl/ I love that tag force had decreed she loves horror movies. i KNOW she's a tim burton girlie.

Favorite moment: I do love the ep where she gets her duel runner license and the boys help build her a bike, it's so sweet ;__; There's also a moment in Tag Force 6 where she flies into such a rage over Sherry hurting her friends that her psychic powers reactivate and destroy a highway overpass. it shreds like absolute hell.

Idea for a story: thinking about the little akiza/crow AU story idea that brewed in my brain about them meeting while at some botanical gardens... cute....

Unpopular opinion: I WISH SHE GOT TO KEEP HER POWERSSS GRAAAUUGH IDK IF THIS IS EVEN UNPOPULAR. I JUST WISH YGO GIRLS GOT TO HAVE KICKASS ABILITIES AND KEEP THEM AND THE NARRATIVE GAVE THEM MERIT. GROANS.

Favorite relationship: Her dynamic with Yusei is so sweet i salute my faithshippers out there. I also really like her psychic yuri rivalry with Sherry in the 5D's manga. it's, very very good.

Favorite headcanon: knows all sorts of fun facts about deadly plants and foliage and gets very excited to share them <3

[barrenclan]

Harebreeze’s parents have names… and the names are so freaking coooooool. Lilygleam is such a pretty name I bet she is pretty.

Thanks! Over the years, I've gotten pretty adept at coming up with warrior names off the top of my head.

I'll let you in on a little behind the scenes secret; his father, Sandsnake, is a little Song of Ice and Fire reference because I was DEEP into that series when I created those names. There's another name that's a reference to ASOIAF, but that character hasn't been introduced yet.

[sleepingsomewherecold]

About

Sleeping somewhere cold is a collection of works by me, Markus Constantine (but you can call me Andie!) I'm 22 years old and use they/he/she pronouns. My main blog is ferealities, and my art blog (complete with all the silly junk i drew when i was 14, yummy) is ferealityart. This art is pretty personal and journalistic in nature, so it is very close to my heart and deals largely with my own personal struggles with depression, trauma, loneliness, addiction, and creation.

It comes with an accompanying website which is sort of like an interactive online art gallery and sort of like a maze and sort of like a choose your own adventure. It is my brain map!

This website is forever in progress to be updated as i create, however it is a full experience on its own as it is now. Check it out at the link at the bottom

It was also an installation for a painting class I took around a year ago now, though I was working on this project before the class and have continued working on it after. Here's a pic of the installation piece! (ooooo aahhhhhhh so coooooool)

If you're coming here for the first time, I would recommend exploring the website first and then coming back for extra goodies! For a while, I'll just be backposting the art I've already make

Feel free to send asks or submission! I’ll post them under #sleeptalks so you can blacklist it if you just want the good stuff. I also plan on posting some behind the scenes and discussion stuff under that tag. art will be under #sleepart, and website updates will be under #sleepd8

this blog is still under construction still currently! hope you enjoy my silly little draws. I have a once a day q set up for my backlog of art, so look forward to that!