#sheese

[cheese-tournament]

Round 1

Propaganda:

Caerphilly:

Just watch this video, don't make mark drakeford cry

Sheese

It comes in different flavours and colours

Token vegan cheese

Apologies to the cheese snobs connoisseurs that this one is here

[tsumoris]

Fig, Blue Sheese and Spinach Pizza

[separatedleoau]

Slaps One's bald head

Slaps One's bald head

Slaps One's bald head

Throws SLICED CHEESE at One's bald head

Slaps One's bald head

he's gonna kill you

[derpinette]

just ate loads of cheese off the ground #mouse

[artisan69-blog1]

Me, someone who hasn't drank water all day, has only eaten like a handful of olives, cramping like Satan wants to be birthed, so nauseous I had to sacrifice a good bowl, has been on a manic adhd crawl for the last week, and got four hours of sleep last night that was broken up because my cat likes to scream:

"surely this grilled cheese and caprisun will heal me"

[lucky-store-in]

lucky-store-in

SHEESE VEGAN CHEDDAR SLICES WITH JALPENO & CHILLI 180g

[snailspng]

Random PNGs, part 165.

(1. Eye button by Jari Sheese, 2. Assemblage by Ellen Rixford, 3. Book by Daniel Essig, 4. 70s tufted rug, 5. Cornea globosa medical model, 6. Snake carved ammonite (?), 7. 1800s two-sided squeak toy, 8. Perfume bottle from 1900-1910, 9. 1800s pot or inkwell (?))

[tgcg]

we do a bit of trolling

CG: OKAY DAVE, I KNOW WE CAME TO A TRUCE ON THE WHOLE FOOD WARS SHTICK, I'M NOT ABOUT TO HURL TWENTY MORE INSULTS AT YOUR EARTH CUISINE, BUT.

CG: BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

TG: man

TG: ok look i was kinda preoccupied with the seven minute voice message i left you about the infinite jump glitch in sonic 06 and it turns out i cant measure water and talk at the same time

CG: DON'T SLOSH IT!!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!!! IT LOOKS LIKE BILE!

TG: yeah well its the last pack of mac n sheese and im gonna eat it whatever viscosity it decides to have

TG: i can make this work

TG: is cheese soup a thing

TG: nah theres no way in hell

TG: k so what is your cooking proficiency like what are we dealing with here

CG: OH, I DON'T KNOW. I WOULD SAY I CAN PROBABLY FOLLOW BASIC INSTRUCTIONS, POSSIBLY LIKE THE ONES THAT WERE ON THE BACK OF YOUR SALIVATION-INDUCING SLOPFEST YOU'VE GOT GOING ON HERE.

TG: alright cool i got a pitch

TG: might work might dont

CG: THAT ISN'T SO MUCH INSPIRING CONFIDENCE IN ME AS IT IS TAKING WHAT MORSELS OF FAITH I HAD IN YOU OUT BACK AND THRASHING THEM IN A DARK ALLEYWAY.

TG: alright so im basing my operations on like the core features of water im talking the ten commandments of h2o-logy

TG: as the component responsible for the shlop of my shlock presented before you

TG: it can evaporate right

CG: … YEAH?

TG: ok but cheese doesnt evaporate does it you cant get a cheese mist

CG: OH NO.

TG: cheese doesnt evaporate it just like melts

TG: or dries

TG: so my theory is if i jam this shit in an oven or maybe the microwave

CG: NEITHER OF THOSE WERE IN THE INSTRUCTIONS AND YOU KNOW IT

TG: but the problem is the pasta is already cooked and all up in there so if i microwave it the pastas gonna go soggy and i cant have that

CG: DAVE.

TG: so microwave is out of the picture im assuming oven heat will keep the pasta dry while also evaporatin the water without removing the cheese

TG: that checks out doesnt it

CG: CUT THE BULLSHIT. STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.

CG: YOUR INSISTENCE ON UPSTAGING YOUR OWN STUPIDITY IN FRONT OF ME ISN'T CUTE OR ENDEARING. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO PULL AND I'M NOT FA--

CG:

CG: WAIT… NO… WOULD-- WOULD THAT…?

TG: real brain wrinkler huh

CG: OH SUCK MY FAT FUCKING SHAME GLOBES

TG: dude you even pointed out the tripwire and you still went ahead and threw yourself over it what kind of troll are you

CG: I DIDN'T FALL FOR SHIT! OBVIOUSLY MY ATTEMPT TO HUMOR YOUR RAPIDLY DETERIORATING SENSE OF "INTELLIGENCE" WENT CLEAN OVER YOUR NUGBONE! YOU'VE PROVEN YOUR POINT, MY FAITH IN YOU IS COMPLETELY MISPLACED.

CG: WOOPS! SILLY ME FOR BELIEVING IN YOU! WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?

TG: hahahaha oh man

[jimbenton]

say sheese

[threemarys1927]

21 best ever cheese recipes and commercially available brands

For many people, giving up cheese is the hardest obstacle to being vegan.

These delicious recipes make going vegan a breeze.

They include:

Blue cheese, feta, parmesan, mozzarella, cream cheese, camembert, cashew cheese and more.

If you don’t want to make your own, there are lots of commercial vegan cheeses available to make sure you don’t miss their dairy equivalents.

The recipes may be found here:

commercial cheese brands

Chao

Follow your heart

Kite Hill

Miyoko’s Creamery

Violife

Daiya

Good Planet Foods

Moocho

Parmela Creamery

Treeline

Vegan

House Party

Misha’s

SriMu

Trader Joe’s

Rebel Cheese

Rind

Nuts for Cheese

Monty’s

BioCheese

Cheezly

Field Roast

MozzaRisella

Nutcrafter (UK)

Sheese

Teese

Tofutti

Tyne Chease (UK)

Vegamigo

Vegusto No - Moo

Wayfare

[delicatuscii-wasbella102]

By Grace Sheese

[alphabetcompletionist]

I completely agree c is like D-tier at best but s and k only cover two of C's jobs. What about the combination ch? You can't slice some kheese for your sandwich, nor would you want to eat sheese and crackers. Which letter is going to fill that role?

that's the thing, CH is its own sound entirely, it should have its own letter. maybe that's all C does now. i'd be up for ceese and krakers.

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVW Y

22/26

[valla-chan]

thats why they call it Kraft Macking Cheese cuz sheese macking on it

[hermitcraft-8]

My TMNT AU is not part of the competition but

Shredder and his kids want to offer you and your Splinter some snacks!

this is in my files as chredder sheese 👍 (if you want to send another one for our other iteration we've got an even funnier response in mind)

[ectophasm]

my friends have told me the gbfvsr announcer is wrong, so:

[chredded-cheese]

Oh chredded sheese... <- funnier way of spelling your url

How do you make your grilled cheeses (chrilled greeses?)

uhm. i put butter on a piece of bread and then put it in a pan and put 2 slices of cheddar cheese and some ham and sometimes other things and then put another buttered bread on top and then i wait till its golden brown and i flip it.

hbu