#cheese-tournament

[cheese-tournament]

Round 1

Propaganda:

Feta

Bit overrated ngl, crumbles too easily

Another protected cheese??? how pretentious

bit boring you can only eat it with salad or it tastes like ass

Goat Cheese

GOATed - grilling it on bread is heavenly

Creativity, innovation, inspirational whoever decided to make this cheese in a log shape

This cheese is ancient its originally from 5000 BC damnnn

[trans-all-at-once-tournament]

Propoganda

Goncharov

-By the nature of the media any interpretation of them is canon

Lil’ Cheese

-Has the model of a filly so was assumed to be a female at first

-Was said to be “Just a really cute colt” by one MLP team member

-THEN was said to have no specific gender by another team member

-Ultimately no confirmed gender

-Very commonly depicted as trans and/or nonbinary in fan works cause of the unconfirmed gender

-Their parents are Pinkie Pie and Weird Al’s ponysona so I just canon imagine their child would have a normal gender

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 2 - Side B

Propaganda below ⬇️

Rat

Literally like. Chuck himself has mentioned god in several showtapes. DONT GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE ACTORS FIRING LETTER. the one who voiced him in the 2000s didnt know he got fired so he wrote a letter that was like “chuck has helped me see god more. religion and faith 🙏” yknow. its kinda like a fandom in-joke that avenger chuck (the one from the 2000s) is a christian/catholic

His VA is super catholic and hey i ain’t catholic but i do believe in a god and i do truly believe that that rat is going to heaven.

pizza. that’s heavenly.

Gerard

Caused me to consider christianity again, due both to the fact that he’s genuinely a good guy who believes in the same sorta stuff as me, and because I’m Insane In The Head. I think the way he battles with his faith is unique, in that he firmly believes and is firmly integrated into the church, while he still wrestles with the questions of what his god wants with him, why horrible things happen to him and his friends, etc.

He does exorcisms :)

[ferbracket]

Candace Competition

Cheese

Pylon

[purpleandyellowshowdown]

ROUND 1: SIDE B

[weird-al-song-tourney]

'Weird Al' Yankovic Song Tournament

Round 6

Super Duper Party Pony

What the fuck am I even looking at

It's My World (And We're All Living in It)

[ultimate-rat-bracket]

The bRATcket

ROUND TWO!

Next, we’ve got Mr. Bombastic himself, Biggie Cheese, VS. Ripred, our main rat of The Underland Chronicles!

[ultimate-fucked-up-ship-tourney]

Propaganda:

Binghe and Shen jiu : Very fucked up, in the alternate timeline LBH chopped off SJ's limbs in revenge for SJ being an abusive teacher. In canon, LBH ends up falling for the transmigrator inside SJ's body. It's the third most popular ship for this book on AO3.

Jung and Seol: so much miscommunication. Seol believes that Jung hates her at first, and then he suddenly starts acting nice to her. She overthinks everything while he is developing into a yandere, and mysterious people from his past are starting to interfere…

[hot-take-tournament]

HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT!

PRELIMINARY #213

Submission 702

I enjoy dipping grilled cheese in apple sauce

I started doing this since I was 11 when I was introduced to this concept at a (pretty small) sleep away camp I went to. People at the camp would do this and I assumed this was a normal thing but apparently it's not??? Every person I talked to, or saw me dip my gc in applesauce, outside the camp judged the hell outta me and tell me it's gross. BUT IT'S SO GOOD THO. smh people are too judgmental.

Propaganda is always encouraged!

And remember to reblog your favourite polls for exposure!

[the-hottest-band-tournament]

Round one

TISM 

Formed in: 1982

Genres: Alternative rock

Lineup: Ron Hitler-Barassi- vocals

Humphrey B Flaubert- drums, vocals

Jock Cheese- bass, vocals

Eugene de la Hot Croix Bun- keyboard, vocals

Leak Van Vlalen- guitars

Genre B. Good- Vocals

Jon St. Peenis- Saxophone, Vocals

Les Miserables- dancer

Albums from the 80s:

This Is Serious Mum (Demo tape, 1984)

Form And Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion (1986)

Punt Road (Demo tape, 1987)

Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance (1988)

Propaganda: You can say TISM are a joke or a gimmick, except their music's good. They combine catchy tunes with dark sarcastic lyrics. Their true identities are hidden, as they always wear disguises such as balaclavas, goon-bag outfits, giant foam paintings, and signs with the names of Beatles. They've been suspected of being high school teachers, The Wiggles, or football players. It's also suggested it's a statement about the dehumanising nature of modern society, or about fame and the cult of personality in rock, or a Brechtian alienation technique. But really it's just because they're kind of boring guys. Their first public performance in 1983 was called the Get Fucked Concert and was both their debut and farewell performance, so every single time they've performed since then they call it a "reunion show". In 1986 they released the single Defecate on My Face in a sleeve with all four sided glued shut so you can't get to the record, and their next single 40 Years - The Death was released on transparent vinyl in a clear plastic sleeve with no art or labels. They like to be a bit silly.

Crack the Sky

Formed in: "early 1970s" according to wikipedia, first album in 1975

Genres: Prog rock

Lineup: John Palumbo — Lead vocal, guitars, bass guitar, piano

Rick Witkowski — Guitars, drums, IBM Selectric II, back-up vocals

Vince DePaul – Synthesizer, electronic keyboards

Albums from the 80s:

Classic Crack (1980)

White Music (1980)

Photoflamingo (1981)

World in Motion 1 (1983)

The End (1984)

Raw (1986)

From the Greenhouse (1989)

Propaganda: 

[cheese-tournament]

Round 3

Propaganda:

Paneer

Squeaky

Better than cottage cheese

Looks like tofu

Halloumi

This in a wrap is the BEST comfort food

Does look like plastic tho

This shit confuses me why it doesn't melt when you cook it in a pan

[ripplequest]

CHEESETESTANT #08: Aveeno

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 1 - Side B

Propaganda below ⬇️

Rat

Literally like. Chuck himself has mentioned god in several showtapes. DONT GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE ACTORS FIRING LETTER. the one who voiced him in the 2000s didnt know he got fired so he wrote a letter that was like “chuck has helped me see god more. religion and faith 🙏” yknow. its kinda like a fandom in-joke that avenger chuck (the one from the 2000s) is a christian/catholic

His VA is super catholic and hey i ain’t catholic but i do believe in a god and i do truly believe that that rat is going to heaven.

pizza. that’s heavenly.

Shiro

He♥ i love my DILFs

He's priest and an exorcist but if any demon dares to lay a finger on the half-demon twins (whose bio father is Satan) he raised he won't hesitate to pull out the shotgun

[larrythefloridaman]

two very different kinds of siblings

[ferbracket]

Candace Competition

Squirrel

Cheese

[purpleandyellowshowdown]

ROUND 2: SIDE B