#shes sooooo cuuuuute

[oofuri2003]

[kiddraculas]

cutie pie 🥰🥺

[missamyrisa2]

how would you tease a veeeery cocky guy with a veeeery sensitive butt 😇

Oooh I've gottten soooo into tush tickling lately ~ eeep

And that means I'm totally calling it a tush the whole time as I pin you down sitting on your legs ~ which is just a lovelyyy position because you can't possibly get a strong enough kick with those feet and any kicks just open your feet up to tickles anyway ~ and I'm safely out of reach from your arms even if you're coordinated to reach back and try to get me ~ alsooo I'm gonna tickle allll the fight outta you from my position~!

Which is gonna start with pinchy tickles on the backs of your upper thighs and taunting squeezes on your sides. Oooh yes I'm gonna taunt you with anticipation. Coochie coooo giggly boyyyy. Where's all that sass now huh? You don't sound so tough and buff when you're squeaking like that ~ what happened huh? Oh you're so ticklish here. Are you a ticklish toughie? I thought guys weren't ticklish. Guys aren't ticklish? Nooo you don't make silly cute squeaks do you. You're not a helpless wiggly boy under a silly giggly girl huh?

Look at that tushy bounce~ such an eager volunteer oh yesss oh my my myyyyy let's just see here. Let's jiggle them cheeks huh? Look at you bounce look at you wiggle. Ahh yes have to check you for ripeness yes we doooo. Always gotta make sure the peach is niiiice and sweeet and we do thattt by whatttt? Squeeeezingggg~ yess squeezyy on the left and squeezy on the right and inspect here under the curve. Ooh look at you go! You can pound the bed all you like darling, oh my yes you can kick too! I'm not stopping nope nope nope. You're such a strong guy why don't you just bounce me off huh? Why don't you fight me off? It's just tickling. What happened here? You were all bluster and shine and now you're just squeaks and giggles and wiggles. Is that all it takes hmmm? Can't take a little tickle tickle on your tushy tush?

Let's see how you do with booty skitters ~ yes that's where I take my nails and grasp and squeeze and skiiiiittter~! Oooh do that again! Bounce for me baby. Be giggly. Be squeaky. You know you wanna. Yes, mama's got you and we're gonna tickle tickle that tush until you can't pound and kick no more mmhmmm~ gonna get alllll that sass mouth outta you now. Do my nails tickle soooo bad down here? Ooh you're so tense, clenching up like that. Do we need miss feather? Yeahhh I think we need miss feather. She's sooo cute and pink mhmm. And your peach is getting a little pink itself huh ~ why it looks like I spanked you~

Nowww let's test under those tush cheeks mmhmm. Just take miss feather and yessss glide riiight under the left to the right. Oooh what a ticklish line. What a sensitive peach. What a peach you are~! Coochie coochie cooo giggle boy. Are you my giggle boy with the sensitive peach? Come on, tell me you're my sensitive giggle boy ~ and call me mommy too ~ mmhm come on, say it cocky boy, say it for me. Noooo? Don't worry. You'll say itttt. You'll say you're my giggly boy. I will get you to say it. I always do. What ticklemama wants ticklemama gets.

And right now what ticklemama wants is to tickle that cuuuuute lil dip. So you're gonna unclench for me mmhmm. Let's just mmmh open this up hereeee and oooh myyyy sooo cute. Look at you twitch. Ooh precious, this is gonna tickle. I'm not gonna lie. This is gonna tickle sooooo bad. Just miss feather teasing that sensitive sensitive lil peach dip. Don't worry, you can try to clench alll you like I've got this cheek now and I'm not letting goooo ~ my myyyy that's definitely the way to get your sass drained huh? Just tickle between your peach cheeks and you melt into my helpless whining giggle boyyy~

Noww ~ let's try that againnnn. We'll get out my biiiig rainbow fluffy duster and we're gonna swish everyyyy part of your tush. Ticklemama wants to see you bounce and hear those sweet sounds. And once we get all those squeaky giggles out we'll just try again for those sweet words I wanna hear ~<3

[sparklecarehospital]

THAT SECOND PANEL THAT HAS UNI SMILING HAS ME SOBBING I LOVE HER SO MUCH AAAAA

SHE'S LITERALLY SOOOOO CUUUUUTE

HAPKNEEEEEEEE

[textingtroublesanswers]

Meras-Miss appears, seeing herds of Kiwi Snipers, before her eyes turn to hearts. “OH MEH GOSH THEIR SOOOOO CUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!” Scooping up an armful and naming each, absolutely dressing them up later. “THESE ARE MINE, medic if you TOUCH THEM I WILL curse you. These are MY BABIES!!!” Trust me DONT Cross her on that she will do itshe’s very protective of all her “babies”

Ludwig pinches the bridge of his nose, "I need some cuddles after this, why do I always have to deal with everything... Fine! Fine, keep them. You are magical, ja? I suppose I can trust you to care for them more than I can trust Hale. Just please do not name any of them after genitalia, bitte."

He turns on his heel & walks out of the room, "Now, where is my husband?"

[mah-t-wordblog]

Guys, today I saw someone post a list of couples they would write about and I decided to do it too, just to clarify.

I'll write any couple that isn't outlaws (and in the case of demon slayer, no couples that involve oni), but these are my favorites:

Demon Slayer

- Genya x Muichiro: it's my favorite and no one will change that about me 🥹

- Muichiro x Tanjiro: sometimes I get in crisis and can't decide who my baby chokito should be with 😭

- Mitsuri x Obanai: 🛐 just PERFECT

- Mitsuri x Shinobu: because of a song on my Instagram

- Shinobu x Giyu: I just love these two

- Giyu x Sanemi: damn beautiful

- Sanemi x Kanae: cuuuuute

- Rengoku x Tengen: (I searched for the names of Tengen's wives and a photo of Rengoku appeared………….)

- Tengen x Suma x Makio x Hinatsuru: ❤️💙🖤

- Inosuke x Aoi: if this couple is there (and it's very cute) then let's support it, right?

- Zenitsu x Nezuko: my two loves

- Zenitsu x Tanjiro: just, yes, just yes

- Tanjiro x Kanao: LET'S REMEMBER THIS WONDERFUL COUPLE THAT HAS BEEN IN OUR FACES THE WHOLE ANIME, I was anxious sorry

Bungo Stray Dogs

- Rampo x Poe: MY WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT FAVORITES 💖

- Dazai x Chuuya: 🛐🛐🛐🛐 guys, does any normal human dosen’t like these two? (It's just a joke, I'm not saying you're not human)

- Atsushi x Akutagawa: sooooooooooo cuuuuuuuteeeeeee ❤️‍🔥

- Kunikida x Dazai: don't ask, I just always thought they were going to kiss at some point

- Atsushi x Kyoka: cute

- Kenji x Kyoka: just because I see a lot of stuff about them both on my Pinterest and they're really cute

- Kenji x Tanizaki: things from my Pinterest…

- Higuchi x Akutagawa: yes, he should have realized that she is in love with him

- Higuchi x Gin: that episode with Ichiyo running after Gin… we know

- Tachorara x Gin: don't ask me, it's because in wan! they was so cute

- Oda x Dazai: if he hadn’t gone to heaven…

- Saigiku x Teccho: who knows, knows, beautiful

- Nikolai x Fyodor: why? I don't even know, actually my head has some strange thoughts...

Miraculous (only the characters I write about)

- Marc x Nathaniel: this is my favorite couple IN ALL MY LIFE MARCANIEL IS MY REASON FOR LIVING AND NO I WON'T SHIP ANYONE WITH THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER I calmed down

- Adrien x Marinette: cute Adrienette, right, who doesn't love it?

- Adrien x Ladybug: they are sooooo cute

- Cat noir x Marinette: I'll confess that I like it because of the episodes that include him, I don't really like this couple

- Cat noir x Ladybug: 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐 just 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

- Luka x Marinette: WHY WOULDN'T SOMEONE WANT TO DATE THIS BEAUTIFUL BOY?

- Luka x Adrien: they're really cute, aren't they?

[dreadfutures]

I kissed a girl at this gay bar on Saturday and my friends say I was really adorable after that, just like in awe that my first kiss after sooooo many months was with a girl "and she was so cute!!!"

they were egging me on like "and she was so cute right" and unironically I was like screeching "yes!!! she! was! so! cuuuuute!!!!"

good for me

there was also a gorgeous like. 8 ft tall eivor. 🫣 omg I swooned

[kyaruun]

Okay so the banner is just Robin's harem with Anna, Flavia, Say'ri and Tiki & Tiki harmonized. Best duo ever- ADULT TIKI FINALLY GOT A PROPER ALT LET'S GOOOOO

But the best part

The free unit...

THE FREE UNIT

My time has come

CUUUUUTE!! i just saw the video and i need to play awakening so bad now.... say'ri is sooooo pretty, you could say she awakened something in me--

also robin looking super prince like!!

[goofyrpmaniacs]

Giorgino: Hm? What do you mean?

Tsubaki: *she spots a cat, gushes* Awwwww! *runs over and picks it up* He’s so cuuuuute!! *pets it* He’s sooooo sooooft!

[nightblood]

[nitewrighter]

Dune question time! How exactly did Jessica “choose” to have Paul instead of a daughter? Like, did she get pregnant and knew with her “powers” that it was a boy and decided to keep it or could she… idk.. manipulate fetus to be one? (it sounds dumb but it’s scifi sooo). Or did Leto wished for a son and she complied? Again, sorry if I sound silly, but Paul being male seems like a pretty big deal in the books. Also, why did Alia turned out so fucked up? Is it because she wasn’t the first?

Well as I explained in the notes of my "You clench" post, Bene Gesserit adepts have crazy full-body control, which also allows them to control bodily functions that would otherwise be unconscious, like hormone output during pregnancy--and also knowing they’re pregnant and the baby's sex to begin with. But it's also worth noting that a ton of Bene Gesserits are themselves products of the Bene Gesserit Breeding Program, and many of them, such as Irulan's mother, have been bred to give birth to children of only one sex.

And if you're saying, "Wow that's fucked up, these people are weirdos and I don't trust them" Yes!! Yes it is!! They are weirdos and you should not trust them! Like these are the clown-asses who manipulated indigenous religions to create a fucking galactic powder keg and these people are literally so wrapped up in their own machinations that they literally did not count on Jessica going "Fuck it. I love Leto sooooooo much and our son would be sooooo cuuuuute. What's the worst that could happen?"

ALL-CONSUMING HOLY SPACE WAR, JESSICA. 60 BILLION DEAD. FUCKING WORM-HUMAN HYBRID RULING FOR 3500 YEARS. A FRANKLY UNREASONABLE AMOUNT OF DUNCAN IDAHO ZOMBIE CLONES THAT YOU GUYS CONTINUE TO CLONE AND FORCIBLY TRAUMATIZE INTO THE ROLE OF DUNCAN IDAHO BECAUSE APPARENTLY HIS DICK IS SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE. HONORED MATRES WHICH ARE BENE GESSERIT BUT WORSE AND MORE MURDER-Y AND SOMEHOW EVEN HORNIER. CATBOYS. LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID, JESSICA. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

Edit: ah I forgot to answer why Alia’s fucked up. Okay Alia’s whole thing is that she went through the Spice Agony with Jessica while she was still in Utero. So the thing about becoming a Reverend Mother is that surviving the Spice Agony gives you access to all the memories/consciousnesses of all the ancestors on your mother’s side of the family. So Alia came out of the womb with like a kajillion grown-ass dead people living in her brain and that’s why she’s fucked up and it’s also why I love her. Hope this clears things up.

[bonbonbunny]

Do u have any good lady's isekai falls-in-love-with-a-prince-from-a-novel type webcomic recommendation? I read 2 and now im hooked

Do I EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most of these I find on Webtoon. If you join webtoon and read regularly, you'll see them suggesting more things you might like, and new stuff on the main page, and you'll discover more and more of them, too. 💖

Happily Ever Afterwards - The heroine is reborn AFTER the epilogue of her fave novel, after her favorite character has been exiled from the kingdom due to the story’s events (he’s a tragic, sympathetic character).  She sets about traveling to the cold, difficult kingdom of his exile to try to convince him to marry her, so that she can give him the happiness he deserves to have after all of the sad events from the book!  This comic is SOOOOO sweet, cute, and fluffy-fluff! ☁️

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The First Night With the Duke - Starts out with a lot of comedy, but has gotten much more serious as the chapters have progressed, with some intense scenes that I haven’t been crazy about.  The heroine completely derails the plot of the novel by being born as a random, unnamed side-character who accidentally seduces the male lead, and no romance between him and the actual female lead ever even has the chance to happen. 😅

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The Matchmaking Baby Princess - The heroine is born as a tiny baby princess, who uses her super cute charm to influence the characters around her so that things turn out better for them than the way the novel goes.  This one is still fairly new, so the episodes haven’t shown a whole lot about how she derails the story yet, but, it is REALLLY CUUUUUTE!!  And has very beautiful scenes of palatial gardens and such.  Also obviously the heroine herself is not the one that the romance happens to lol.

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His Majesty's Proposal - This one is a bit similar to The First Night With the Duke, with a rando side character getting proposed to by the prince after spending a night with him.  A fun twist with this one is that the heroine is reincarnated from a crotchety old woman in her previous life, so she uses all kinds of old person slang (like calling people “whippersnappers” and stuff like that lol) and is kind of rude and grumpy lol.

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Every Rose Has a Death Flag - Pretty typical isekai where the heroine is reincarnated as the villainess and knows that all of her ends are bad ends, so she tries to remove herself from the attentions of the prince and the other main characters, but through the process ends up endearing herself to them instead.  Good stuff without any weird quirks or gimmicks. 👌

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Tricked into Becoming the Heroine's Stepmother - The protagonist is actually one of the AUTHORS of this novel, so she is familiar with exactly what will be happening to all of the characters!  She is reincarnated as a rando townsperson though, and doesn’t have much influence, until she appeals to the prince and just spills the fact that she’s the author and knows everything that’s going to happen to the princess (his daughter) in the future lol?!  And he believes her??  And employs her to his household in order to prevent any of the princess’ suffering???  Also did I mention that the princess is the most adorable little toddler ever, with fluffy hair like a chestnut? 😭😭

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The Male Lead's Girl Friend - Again, the heroine is reborn as the villainess of the story, and attempts to distance herself from the male lead as much as she can (endearing herself to him in the process).  Some of the interesting quirks here are that she ships the male and female lead SUPER HARD, and is trying everything she can to hook them up together, but they both only seem to fall for her harder with every attempt. 😄 There is also a cool school/academy setting to this one to set it apart from the others with similar plots, as well as BIG YURI VIBES between the protagonist and the female lead.

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How to Survive a Romance Fantasy - This is the most comedy-intensive of everything on this list.  In fact, it just kept getting sillier as its chapters went on, and I actually dropped it from my reading list because it wasn’t making me laugh as hard anymore as it was in the beginning.. 😅 In this one, three normal-world folks are reborn in the fantasy world, as the heroine, the prince, and the villainess, and ALL THREE of them hate it and want nothing to do with the plot, so they run away as far from the plot as they can, and are also keeping their identities as the main characters secret from one another.  It is very, very silly.

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Non-Webtoon Webcomics

These have not been officially picked up & translated.  To read them in English, you will have to find them online where they are posted by fan translators.

The Villainess is a Marionette - This is for real probably my very favorite comic on this whole list, and can you believe how beautiful the art style is???  The tone of this one is totally different from any of the others here.  The protagonist is reborn as a malicious villainess with particularly cruel endings in her future, and she sets about to avoid them by using her power, influence, and wiles to manipulate the royal intrigue happening around her.  She’s... RELATIVELY kinder than the original villainess was in the story, and several characters that were her enemies in the original story are endeared to her now, but she’s still got her claws sunk into the royal family’s shady dealings.  This is a “bad boss b*tch” kind of heroine lol, and it’s super satisfying to see her come out ahead of the other villains with her crazy 4D chess manipulations.

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Sincerely: I Became a Duke's Maid - A super snuggly, sweet, and fluffy story where the protagonist is reborn as a maid during the tragic antihero’s childhood.  He is afflicted with a painful curse, and the protagonist, knowing that only more pain is ahead for him, does her best to befriend him and make his youth a little bit lighter.

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Who Made Me A Princess - Yet again, a tragic end awaits this princess that the protagonist is reborn as in her childhood, so she uses her cute charm to change the king’s attitude toward her (he was neglectful in the original story).  Some interesting original-plot-derails happen in this one, where her innate magic power is much stronger than it’s supposed to be, and she needs the help of a magical pet creature and a very handsome wizard to sustain her life in this world.

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Seduce the Villain's Father - This one wins the award for having the most hilarious title in this list. 😆 It’s much cuter and lighter than it sounds!!  This protagonist derails the original plot by allowing herself to be kidnapped by the villain’s kingdom instead of the intended character (her sister).  She is reborn among characters the generation before the events of the novel, so the villain himself isn’t here yet - but his handsome dad is!  And if she can convince him not to marry the woman that would become the villain’s mother, then the storyline is saved!  Probably!

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Special mention:

My Next Life as a Villainess: All Roads Lead to Doom! - This anime is probably the main “reincarnated as the villainess” isekai that introduced most of us to this concept. 😅 I’ve linked to where you can watch the anime for free on Crunchyroll, but there is also a manga if you’d prefer to read it!  While there are many, many comics that use this plot hook, this is the only one that made it to anime form, so it’s like, required watching!

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To close this long list up, all of these recs are JUST ISEKAI!!!!  If I were recommending my favorite webcomics in general, there could also be Cursed Princess Club, The Remarried Empress, The Princess’ Jewels, and Men of the Harem in this list...

There are so, so many comics with beautiful art styles featuring gorgeous princesses, it’s crazy!! 😭😭 I could for real spend my whole life reading them probably?? 👌👌  Those millions of women that read romance novels about dukes falling in love with noble women are suddenly extremely relatable.

[eta--piscium]

The happiest day of this month!!

Went to my Alma Mater today to attend our Foundation Week and also play our official volleyball match today!

I recorded a vlog about today because I needed it for my final requirement for school. (They wanted us to vlog something.)

Met a lot of old friends and also made friends with a lot of people today!

Playing around the campus and buying foods and drinks from booths.

Stayed on a call with this woman for like 42mins but had to hang up because I needed to change into my volleyball clothes. Yes, I bought a different set of clothes and shoes just for the game lol.

Then we practiced for a bit then played the match, luckily no injuries today!! The game was so intense that everytime the ball is being passed over from court to court the crowd just grows quiet. All you can hear are just our voices shouting "mine!" That was so funny and cool!! Lol. The ball was even passed from court to court for a solid 4mins until my team scored it!

Opponents got scared when I started serving because they don't know if I'll serve it high and slow or low and fast. But what I did was a high and fast serve, which took them by surprise and I did my infamous anime haikyuu serve where the ball is so high and then it's as if the ball hit an invisible wall and it just drops down which takes them by surprise everytime. My volleyball serves are very unpredictable.

AFTER AN INTENSE GAME, ME AND MY TEAM WON!!! ME AND MY TEAM HAD TONS OF FUN!!!

Then went to watch a formation of my Junior Air Force Cadets. I did command for a little while and scared the wits out of them. They were all so afraid of me and 2 of them even started crying because I was being hella strict and terror. (I'm the senior officer that every single batch is afraid of. I was a Battalion Commander which explains my strictness with every one and I am the scariest officer.)

Then the other senior officers that are like me but they're still my junior officers, I'm still their senior officer, slowly and scarily tried to talk to me. It's so cute how they tried to muster up their courage just to talk to me. HAHAHAHAHA

I guess I was that strict and scary huh. So yeah, they went to stand in front of me and started to salute and lightly scream "MA'AM, PERMISSION TO SPEAK, MA'AM!" Ofc I would answer them "PERMISSION GRANTED." Then they all went, "Ma'am, how are you Ma'am? It's really nice to have you visit us, Ma'am!" Like that's so cuuuuute. I just went uwu mode and just commanded "I'm doing fine and that's so nice of you guys. Alright then, AT EASE CADETS!" Then I talked to them casually trying my best not to intimidate them so much and this one female cadet went, "Ma'am, permission to ask a question ma'am" while saluting, I ofc once again gave her permission and she just went "Ma'am can I hug you Ma'am?" LIKE?!?!?!?! MY GIRL KNOWS HOW TO MAKE ME MELT. OFC I LET HER HUGGED ME!! THE WAY SHE JUMPED AFTER OUR HUG WAS SOOOOO WHOLESOME!!! That the rest got jealous and was like "MA'AM CAN WE HUG YOU TOOO???" So we all ended up having a big group hug and that was soooo wholesome because they're so happy to finally getting to talk to me.🥺❤ I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!

Then I went home and friends came home with me and we celebrated the victory of our game by eating tons of Samyang Ramen!!! Wooooo!!!!

WHAT A DAY!!!❤

[champagnemanagement]

someone found this on a free table and gave it to me. it’s sooooo cuuuuute!!! anyone know what it is??? HELP PLEASE. i have never seen a doll like this. she’s wearing a little bonnet (part of the mold) and her eyes close.

[doberbutts]

Some dogs I think are ugly cute but Fae is just adorable in every sense of the word! She's so tiny and cute and I wanna kiss her little head!

She's really a great and fantastic little dog, and she's sooooo cuuuuute and I adore every day waking up to her little face. So sweet and loving but also a terrible little shit that enjoys biting me and tormenting my flesh with her sharp teeth

[aw-eather]

Heather Watches SG1: s2ep22 Out of Mind and s3ep01 Into the Fire

Ah two of my all time favourites. Maybe even THE favourites. They’re just SO good. Also my shipper heart cannot take it but we love torturing ourselves here so lets go. 

I’m gonna try and do enough that y’all get at least one post a day and scheduel them to go up periodically :) 

This go very long so I hope it posts properly. 

Ooooh mysterious tank

I mean honestly this was suspicious from the get go

Don’t trust this guy

JACK

YOU’RE ALL WET JACK

Is he? 

Are they dead tho? Are you sure? Cause that sounds fake... 

You see, the year is now.............. 2077

CREDITS

Teal’c looks all big and scary but really he’s a precious boy

End credits

TERYL ROTHERY

honestly that device looks very Star Trek

Missed opportunity to make a 69 joke

Girl he has been asleep for 79 years he probably remembers shit all 

Good boy, answer nothing. Don‘t trust the random men that woke you up

thats not sarcasm, I don’t trust them either 

“the rest of the facility” riiiiiight

Wizard of Oz reference

38 teams is a lot of teams

MMMMMMMM sounds FAKE

DON’T TRUST HIM JACK

General whats his face just dropped something on the ground

STARGATE

Jack is handsome

Me: I’m gay

Jack O’Neill: Yeah sure ya bethcha 

Are ya just? What makes ya think Jack can help? he’s been asleep for 79 years

Tok’ra mind probe

Benefical alliance my ass, what did they ever really do for the Tau’ri??

Except promise to send a ship when they “had one available”

So thinking of Sam right now would be BAD Jack. 

NOX

I LOVE THE NOX

WHAT CUTIES

look at them, they’re so sweet

Jack stop thinking and showing them shit 

Could be a great weapon but the Nox are peaceful and beautiful and I love them

LITTLE GREY ALIENS WITH THE LITTLE GREY BUTTS

Thats a big ship

This is the only “look at all the shit we’ve managed to do so far” episode that is actually any good

Why don’t we meet the Furlings?

I wanna meet them 

They sound fluffy

I love the baby asgards look at ‘em so cuuuuute

Kathrine! You’re great girly

“Touch it” *Jack touches it without knowing what it does, could die*

Jack waving his gun to touch the molecules seems like a bad idea

Yeah let him rest stop bullying him

purple goop

stop the pruple goop Jack

purple goop is never a good thing

Oh look... ANOTHER tank

DANNY BOY

Please cover your nipples

I don’t wanna see your man nipples

A third tank... funny that

SSSSAAAAAAMMMMMM

Funny how none of them are ACTUALLY dead

LIES WE’VE JUST SEEM THEM

Get these people some clothes

leaving her wrapped in a blanket is rude

Blanket looks like a mat tbh

BRATAC

SKARRA

Daniels hair is so bad in this episode I’m not sorry its HORRIBLE 

He has a SHIELD Jack

FUCK YEAH JACK THROW THAT KNIFE YAS

HATHOR

I love Hathor hosts

She’s great honestly

Sam and janet and the girls kicking ass is the best

RIP Hathor 

No seriously Daniel’s hair is BAD

Teal’c

JANET

ah yes, unusual 

Teal’c is so passionate and caring about his friends I love him so much

THREE FUCKING WEEKS?!?!?!?!

janet is such an angel you can’t convince me otherwise

Are they tho? 

Yeah he would but Teal’c with do anything for his F A M I L Y

Well he will leave

Aw Teal’c I love you with my entire heart

That zoom in on the patch is nice 

YES JACK STOP THE GOOP

Nice kick! 

BYE TEAL’C I LOVE YOU

AWW THIS EXCHANGE IS SO NICE 

AW THE SALUTE BABE NO THAT HURTS MY HEART ITS SO SWEET

#SorryNotSorry but Jack looks so fucking good in this outfit 

Like... he looks sooooo good

God I am questioning my sexuality left right and centre today

But seriously can he dress like that more often? 

Go get ya girl, Jack!

Oh look... not the SGC 

WHO WOULD HAVE EVER GUESSED

Serpant and Horus guards! :O

STOP THINKING BABE

THEY GONNA FIND YOOOOOU

SAAAAAAAAAM

BEAT THIS GUYS ASS AND SAVE. YOUR. GIRL

O U C H THAT WOULD FUCKING HURT

SHOULDER TOUCHING 

SHOULDER RUBBING

SHOULDER TOUCHING 

SHE IS TOUCHING HIM

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD FOLLOWED BY A MEMORY OF HIM NEARLY DYING 

SHE’S STILL HOLDING HIS SHOULDER

STARING AT HER NAKED BACK

TRYING NOT TO STARE AT HER NAKED BACK

HE IS SO IN TROUBLE 

HE FANCIES HER SO MUCH 

I MEAN SAME

she also looks good but like he looks better???

GRABBING

WALL HOLDING

HANDS TOUCHING SHOULDERS

PINKY CURLED IN SO HE DOESN’T TOUCH BARE SKIN

COULD HAVE MOVED BUT ISN’T MOVING 

THEY WANNA HOLD EACH OTHER

DEAR GOD

sorry I’ll stop with the caps

I just physically cannot with those two

i love them so much

and i hate how they were treatd

Hathor you idiot, 

SUANNE

LOL Jack 

Servants in the royal court? Yeah sounds great

Rude Jack

lol the pat on the shoulder Jack you dick

uuuuuuhhhhh didn’t notice before how HOT IT IS WHEN HATHOR RUNS THE IDC REMOTE UNDER SAMS CHIN AND THE LOOK SAM GIVES HER I-

ACK SNAKE

I hate them the same way Jack does tbh

they make me squirm

Give it to Daniel. Why is Daniel the only one that never has a snake in him... wait... 

sorry but I just wanna talk with the national captions institute... 

Alright! On to Into the Fire! 

DAVIS

MAJOR DAVIS I LOVE YOU

MY FAVOURITE

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVEN IF THINGS DO FALL TO SHIT WHENEVER YOU’RE THERE

Dramatic zooooom on Hathors name for E M P H A S I S 

CREDITS

I love how Hammond is like EVERYONE is saving SG1

How DARE you, Daivs. They are THE team, rude!

I love that everyone steps forward because everyone loves SG1 but also everyone knows you don’t leave anyone else behind. 

I love Hammond

MARTIN WOOD :O

He is a great director

Ew snake

Jack still looks fucking good 

Jack now is not the time for sass 

Give it to Daniel. No one cares

Sam is like “I’m not scared bitch bring it”

Of course it wants Jack

Poor Jack

Why is it always him?? 

You tried, buddy

Sam’s hand on his CHEST PLEASE JUST GET MARRIED

TEAL’C 

BRATAC

Sam literally hates watching Jack in any pain 

Poor Jack

Hathor fuck off

What exactly was the point of ripping his shirt? It makes no difference to the snake going in the back of HIS HEAD

Ew

oh gross

i hate it

I hate it so much

ugh the chills I currently have

Suanne Baun is super pretty though

YAS TOK’RA LADY

WE RESPECT AND LOVE YOU

Another Wizard of Oz reference 

Sorry Daniel looks so bad

its the hair honestly, the little dorky fringe

Sam’s hair, on the other hand *chefs kiss*

Yeah but he’ll be fine, Tok’ra lady saved the day <3 

YAS GIRL

NOOO Poor Tok’ra lady

Sorry fam, I forgot her name lol 

Sam pulling that jacket on, Sam in a jacket thats a little too big for her , Sam in a white shirt.. Sam

Yeah they are Teal’c. 

Dead and false and dead... or is he???

Hand dance

Energy barrier is in the way, boys continue to shoot

oh no shooting towers of death are never a good sign

And of course Daniel got hurt so we have to baby him for the rest of the fucking episode jfc just sit him down somewhere and Sam and the rest of the teams can do the hard work... again

Cool Tok’ra tunnels are Cool

Lol Daniel being sassy (oh its just a deep, bleeding gash, it’ll be fine) lol sorry he is funny when he’s sassy

I’m sick of your army already, Hathor

OOOOH a barrier 

Hammond is awaiting 

Why do they give them such short time periods to do shit? Like they know things go wrong literally ALL THE TIME 

Like “hi you have 24 hours to go into a SECURE, GOA’ULD FACILITY, RETRIEVE THREE SG MEMBERS AND GET OUT. PIECE.OF.CAKE”

6 hours is a long time to sit on your hands and do nothing tho. Ah well might as well go and save the boyfriend

The president can suck a rotten potatoe

Davis, you can’t really argue with him, he outranks you about 4 times

Sam’s sleeves are too long and baggy and its SO CUTE

GO SAM

SAVE THE DAY

BUT SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND FIRST 

Hammond visiting Chulak 

because he’s an angel baby

and the best dad ever to his four kids; Major Dr Science Space Baby, Sassy Grumpy Fruit Loop and Sam Carter Loving Space Baby, Warrior Gentle Giant Space Baby and Annoying, Doesn’t know shit, Archaeologist Space Baby.

Yas Teal’c, spill that tea

I will join you, bb

Hammond in a toga will also join you cause he a babe

and he needs your help cause Davis said No. 

HAMMOND OF TEXAS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER I LOVE IT 

Sam: I’m gonna go and shut this shield down

Sam: but not until I have tried to save my Future Husband. 

Poor Tok’ra lady

Hand on chest again

Fucking Hathor man

Go away boo, you’re ruining the moment 

Stop hurting Sam

YAS JACK FUCK YES I LOVE THAT

I love his response to it too

Like the shock and fear

This hug goes on a long time

I know he’s cold or whatever but like... 

and I know he’s in shock and so is she a bit

he’s doing it for her as much as him

but they’re STILL hugging

They literally never do this again

Its so sweet because after this its just... nothing? Like POV happens and then Upgrade and Divide and Conquer and they go ah fuck we can’t hug anymore so all we get is platonic shoulder holding and using shoulders as pillows. The closes we get to a hug is Death Knell and emotional trauma Threads. I want a REAL hug

And he holds her arms for ages and helps her up

Wow they’re so fucking in love this hurts

“Found ‘em” Jack stop so cute

C4! Who’d have thought it

Ah shit they’re surrounded 

He still looks good

They BOTH look good 

They make a great couple 

Nope, not really but its what ya got so you’re gonna have to deal with it

This general guy is a bit of a dick

Thats right Sam, don’t listen. Good job, Danny boy.

Only 1? Thats not a lot of time

Get out there, Jack! Buy that time

Gun Bum! (if you know Sanctuary, you’ll get it)

He’s really not doing a great job of pretending to be a Goa’uld

Its really not impossible 

ex-goddess lol 

“She’s Gone. She is no more.” I’m honestly shocked people didn’t shoot him more often 

I love him tho

Thank god, thats good timing

Hammond is IN. HIS. ELEMENT 

There is no way she heard hiom say now but she still knew. I love them. I love how well they know each other and they’ve only known each other a little over two years

Time to KICK SOME ASS

JAFFA YAS

ooh coming in from behind, sneaky

YEEHAW

OH HAMMOND YOU PRECIOUS BABY

Sam going straight to Jack and it looks like she goes to put her arm around him. 

I hate them ffs

Bra’tac and Human fuck me thats so cute

Sam’s smile when they see Teal’c and Hammond is Gorgeous

and Hammond patting her on the back! stop! I love Space Dad and his idiot Space babies. 

Final Thoughts:

Seriously guys this is my favourite Final and First eps of a season. 

100% one of my favourite two parters, if not my all time favourite two parter

Great direction, good story, excellent bad guys, good acting, just enough suspense with out being too drawn out, something for everyone, comes of the back of a fun as fuck episode (1969), Hammond has a big part, Davis is there, lots of cute Sam/Jack and of course, Daniel’s Elf Hair. 

Also the Tok’ra are actually useful in this one which is SHOCKING 

Lemme know your thoghts friends, I’m excited to hear them!