#shes stalking me - shes stalking... ME

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!

And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.

[lobotomist-at-claires]

my mom would do wonders on phannie tumblr. upon seeing sister daniel for the first time last night she just went "so dan's only here to be phil's arm candy isn't he"

[bembwashere]

i am unwell

Just wanted people to know the knowledge I know.

[housecow]

i always wonder what it’ll take for how fat i am to get acknowledged. the only time ive ever had it publicly or privately called out (besides in kink situations) was in 9th grade. i didn’t go to anime club because im not into anime (im still not) even though i told this dude i would be there lol.

he was pissed at me the next day and just mouthed the words “you’re fat” in the hallway like that would mean anything… i’ve never rlly been insulted for my weight or had it poked fun at. is it weird i want to get big enough for that to happen??

[aliveaudiencegang]

i think a funnier alternative to twelve losing his memories of clara whilst clara travels time and space between her last heartbeats would be if she was like. yeah i'll go and die for the sake of the timeline in a bit but first i just got to make sure my insanely grumpy but kind and devoted best friend is doing ok. so she just pops into his life here and then until she's satisfied she can move on. like we all know she pretends to be a waitress in a diner and listens to his sad music playing as he wallows about losing something he can't remember. but also i also like to think that whilst he's grounded himself to the university, she attends some of his lectures as he rambles about things that human beings probably shouldn't know yet. she probably passes him along the street as he's arguing with nardole about how to make tea. and yes i do think she's finally ready to let him go when he properly takes bill on her first tardis adventure. basically hell bent/heaven sent showed just how insane the doctor would be without clara, in a way that erasing his memories of her was probably the best thing for both of them. BUT!!! we all know they're as insane as each other. so clara would definitely purposefully cling to him a little longer, even from just the sidelines.

[n7punk]

Design details for the 2019 She-ra dolls from toy designer Annalise Lao's portfolio!

[mylittleredgirl]

great news everyone, by rewatching babylon 5 i have rediscovered the exact moment of my bisexual awakening and it was ten minutes and thirty seconds into the season two episode “spider in the web”

(talia is witnessing the telepathic horrors as usual)

director of photography john c flinn i owe you about five years of sexual confusion

the scene above takes place in a dark alley and i don’t know how to color correct it (ancient prayer to the benevolent hardworking giffers of the universe 🙏), so here she is in a fully lit scene in the same episode so you can better appreciate what happened to me at a vulnerable age

this is why i can never watch fox news btw because a proven cheat code for rewiring my brain is a platinum blonde in dark lipstick

[moonlitkissing]

Having someone turn their head when i walk by is hell of a drug

[reasonsforhope]

hey i get what youre trying to say with the taylor swift post but as of a few days ago shes trying to sue a college student who posts her (publicly available) flight logs. she very much does not give a shit about her carbon emissions and she shouldn’t be celebrated for her mediocre attempts to seem climate-conscious

I get what you're saying, definitely. I also did actually know about the thing with the college student when I posted that, so I wanted to give some context about why I made that post:

First, I personally didn't view it as celebrating her so much as celebrating progress. I think that if we never acknowledge wins, we'll end up dispirited very quickly

Second, recognizing when people decide to be less shitty is, at least I think, an important carrot in the carrot-and-stick dynamic of using public opinion to influence public figures

Lastly - and this may well be an unpopular opinion - but I don't actually hold her actions re: the college student against her

Why?

Well, for one, it was a cease and desist letter, not an attempted lawsuit. A cease and desist letter isn't legally binding, nor is it the start of a lawsuit - it's more like she's Putting Him On Notice. A cease and desist order can be followed by a lawsuit, if it's ignored, but it doesn't initiate one. Likely Taylor Swift will try several other steps of resolution before actually telling her lawyers to sue this guy, if only because the headlines would Not look good (x, x)

But more than that, I don't hold it against her because when Taylor Swift says that it's a matter of life and death for her, I believe that's very true.

Like, don't get me wrong, I'm not mad about her flight data being up either. And I'm not particularly a fan of Taylor Swift

But I also think that if I had to read through the rape and death threats she gets on an almost-certainly-daily basis, I'd want to vomit.

And I think that was true before Trump and his minions got obsessed with the idea that she's the keystone in the next Biden-election-stealing Pentagon psyops plot. Now - especially in the days right before the Superbowl, when this alleged conspiracy is supposed to happen - I don't even want to think about the brutality of the threats she's receiving

(For anyone going "Uh, wtf?" about the MAGA Superbowl Taylor Swift conspiracy thing, yes, I hate to inform you that it's A Whole Thing. More info here: x, x, x, x, x, x)

Taylor Swift does have stalkers, and now she has a bunch of MAGA paramilitary conspiracy theorists absolutely furious with her. If I were her, I'd want to do every single thing I could to keep information on my movements and in-the-moment location off the internet, too

tl;dr: I don't necessarily think she cares about the environment, but I'm not mad at her for sending a cease and desist letter because I think without her extensive security, she would be in real danger now, including possibly danger of being killed by armed MAGA conspiracy theorists

You're allowed to be mad at her and dislike her (obviously!), you're allowed to totally disagree with my attitude toward the cease and desist. I just wanted to share my rationale for including the post (and it is something I went back and forth on tbh)

[syoddeye]

has someone written a soap x reader sci-fi au, à la passengers? because i will read the shit out of it

[tohot4u]

pretty inspiring me guess

@officiallyzzanimazz

[coffinsister]

Andrew fully follows Ashley's Tumblr, but has to pretend he doesn't because she's blatant as fuck even before theyre having sex. She's posting stuff like "waking up with your brother's cum in you" and "my brother A and I are trying for babies" and he has to just avoid yelling, "NO WE/YOU ARE NOT"

Ashley's blog is half her fantasies half real stuff that they are doing she posts a lot about sleeping in the same bed as him and "Icky older brother who gropes you" and stuff like that but from time to time she will just go on this horny posting rampage about breeding and incest babies and Andrew has to remain silent the whole way through because he cannot give away the fact that he's stalking his little sister's porn blog

Also side thought but Andrew's blog would be filled with arguments on why English class is necessary and darker fiction is good for society

[evillillad]

yes she has to

[maddymoreau]

Grant Turner commission by @lavendelleaf

[cherrisherry]

was scanning the funger subreddit for smth (a fools errand, truly) and yknow ngl I'm kinda tired of people looking at character designs that aren't conventionally attractive and calling them ugly

Samarie is pretty in the way that a tree stretching away from a powerline is. That an orange that has thicker flesh is. She may never be on the cover of vogue but god damn if she wouldn't make me stop and look twice in a grocery store to admire her. She's natures imperfections and I wouldn't have her any other way ngl. She's pretty don't try to change my mind u can't

[brofightiscancelled]

someone please write my in-depth osomatsu and nyaa go on a pity date fan fiction for me