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blixa-bargeld · 27 days
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Behold!! Daniel Ash the Lonely Slut!!! Famous from iconic bands Bauwhores, Tones On Tits and Love and Cock-ettes!!
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mossytrashcan · 4 months
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can’t believe they didn’t let me romance this baddie until like the penultimate episode
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goldenpinof · 2 years
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first of all, how dare you
but here's why I chose dapg: because while I would LOVE to have weekly liveshows back, I don't like how so much of it is taken up by them just saying hi to people in the chat. I would much rather have a weekly (or bi-weekly, hell I'd even be happy with monthly) podcast-type vibe from them... something like the stereo shows but preferably without the audience participation.
also they still owe us a wedding
i started typing the answer and my phone died, so rip to 3 paragraphs and let's start again 🤡
they do owe us devan wedding! 🔫 but i wouldn't consider one video a comeback.
i was just thinking, do i want edited 15-20 min long videos 4-6 times a month OR 40+ min long liveshows where they talk about all kind of bullshit and update us on their lives. liveshows sometimes turn into unfiltered rants while you just look at the screen thinking waaat???? they are usually randomly solo or joint so we cherish joint ones more (fucking nostalgia). i get that the greetings part is annoying but it’s only like 5-7 mins combined and some group chats’ names are so unhinged they are worth reading out loud. any audience participation has pros and cons (chat or audio) but it also lets dnp call us mildly offensive but more importantly hilarious names. and maybe MAYBE i enjoy it more than videos that are shorter and edited, so even if there’s something jaw-dropping it went through at least 2 stages of editing.
gaming livesteams are a different cup of tea. and i’m not sure where it belongs because we had those both on dnpgames and during Phil’s liveshows. and the vibes were basically the same. so twitch is the ultimate answer. but if we can throw some gaming into liveshows like Phil did when Dan disappeared then for me, MAYBE liveshows win. weekly, solo or joint randomly, with 3 mins of hi-s and then 3 mins of bye-s, with camera cleaning and shout outs, but i’d take that if it means 30+ mins of Dan and/or Phil talking about how they went somewhere, what movies/tv shows watched, what books Phil has read or what they got for birthdays. i’ll even take topics that i don’t care about, because the way they talk about them is quite interesting in itself. and while gaming videos have some elements of this, i’d rather sacrifice the gaming part than the whole concept of liveshows.
looks like Phil was right, i was watching the gaming channel mainly because of the bants. but at the same time, some of the games were very interesting and i’d pay my own money to see them play Ori. i want them to talk about aesthetics, please :((
this is hard. that’s why i’m not voting on my own poll 🤡🔫 i don’t know!! because if we get at least something, that would probably be enough?! but also no. because we had both at the same time and then we lost both almost at the same time (shout out to Phil for carrying the phandom for a bit). and now we don’t have either, and i don’t know what the return of any the two could mean. gaming liveshows? which means gaming rarely randomly thrown in Phil’s or joint liveshows. but also original gaming videos were so fun. i still laugh watching them for like the 5th+ time.
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sadclowncentral · 4 months
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just took a work call in my kayak. just drifting through the baltic sea giving research updates. homeoffice is a game and i am winning
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funniest news blurb i've ever seen actually. "there was a plot to kill trump last weekend. no not that one. totally different one. we figured out about it beforehand though so we heightened security at the rally. yeah that rally. yeah the one where-- yeah. yeah that one."
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yourfavoritehouseplant · 10 months
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"Culinary students will literally have a spaghetti due at 8" "Art students will literally turn in some shapes at the end of the week" Well I have 40 insects due next month. If you even care.
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egophiliac · 24 days
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
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l0verseyes · 3 months
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Eris: I can make her worse
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orionis13 · 4 months
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This moment brought to you by ice feast
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enduracarrotchips · 1 year
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devastated abt champions tunic upgrade materials
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cuxjmber · 7 months
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microwave-core · 1 year
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I think it'd be very funny if there was a Zelda game where Ganon isn't the big bad, but when you get to the Gerudo area there's a male Gerudo named Ganondorf there. He has zero relevance to the plot. Not any kind of twist where he becomes the villain in the end, or any kind of side quest. He's just there and that knowledge perpetually looms over your head menacingly.
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more clones should use their age as an excuse. stop yelling at me im literally two years old
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valtsv · 26 days
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moodboard
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beastlyidiocy · 28 days
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my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(
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keymintt · 9 months
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as i stand plainly in the shade, unseen
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