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One of my most ridiculous character traits is having week long breakdowns about so many things in my life only to go to therapy and be like “umm not sure what to talk about today! :)” Girl if you don’t get your money’s worth
#I sit in front of another human being who has the ability to perceive me and blank out#I’m literally writing down a list of topics to talk ab for this week
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pygmalion and galatea for aroace people
you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.
#fantasy high#fantasy high sophomore year#fhsy#riz gukgak#baron from the baronies#fh class quangle#class swap babeyy! bard!riz that's whats goin on!#I really need tags for these now I think lmao#ask to tag#I feel like this should be tagged something. but I dont know what#in my brain after the initial kidnapping class swap baron's thing is every time riz keeps his story abt them up in front of his friends#they get a little bit closer. they send him pictures of where they supposedly are n stuff#theres a scene in my brain only of kristen and riz on top of the van and kristen is like everything kinda sucks rn can u tell me abt baron#cause what you guys have is so nice and beautiful. and riz almost doesn't but he ultimately can't deny kristen a little peace#lmao I feel like dipping into baron stuff with the class swap is like showing my whole ass online again I just. I'm a#horror person before all else... I cant stop myself. canon baron is Great and Cool but that is kind of the thing. for a horror thing theyre#Too Cool. I think cool is kind of the neutralizer of scary. when a monster is a certain amount of cool it overrides the scary#and now u just have a Cool Monster#its so fucked for bard!riz this year bc he doesn't have an office (he's mooching off the school wifi from the AV club room lol)#so there's no buffer between adventure and home life. so baron just shows up in the strongtower apartment lmao#sophomore year bard!riz looks like a slasher protag so I just leaned into it I guess. he gets a mr. x if mr. x is made up by leon kennedy#well. its worse actually. they can show up where he is at any moment theyve proven this. but they dont#they choose to punish him slowly as he lies to his friends instead. baron is mr. x if mr. x is made up by leon and also a bitch#I think its gonna pop up if class swap baron ever speaks in a comic I do but their voice comes from like. inside their hollow face#it sounds like it's a lot deeper in there than that skull should be#tbh what I have rn is kinda like a bag of loose pieces that Can fit together into something great but I dont have the energy to#really sit down with them yet lol. Im doing this inbetween other things#it comes or it doesn't! it's fine. funny how today's bad comic day also. I wont say this is for bad comic day bc all my comics are#flawless and beautiful and perfect and awesome and beautiful and the best#but u should. if u havent drawn a comic today or at all ever u should draw a comic
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Headcanon that the real reason Carmilla was so preemptively over Alastor being back in town was because between Rosie (excited), Vox (it’s complicated), and the rest of the Overlords (massive gossips. See Zestial.), he’s been the topic of pretty much every conversation in their social circle for the past month.
Alastor: I’m sure you’ve all been wondering where I’ve been.
Carmilla: No. No, I haven’t. And if I have to hear one more word about it, I am going to lose my goddamn mind.
(the three different betting pools running simultaneously were what pushed her over the edge)
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel carmilla#carmilla carmine#hazbin hotel rosie#hazbin hotel zestial#zestial morde#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel overlords#carmilla is SO DONE#Clara; poking her head in: Mom? did you see-#Carmilla: Yes.#Rosie; busting through her office door: CARMILLA!#Carmilla: I KNOW.#Zestial; sitting down next to her in bed that night: Didst thou-#Carmilla; covering her head with a pillow: YES! I HEARD ABOUT ALASTOR! VOX RAN UP AND DOWN THE STREETS IN FRONT OF MY OFFICE SINGING I#FOR LIKE AN HOUR#NOW LEAVE ME ALONE#Zestial says nothing else but quietly turns her cell phone ringer off when she’s not looking
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Books of 2024: THE GREAT CITIES DUOLOGY by N. K. Jemisin.
#books#books of 2024#the great cities duology#the city we became#the world we make#nk jemisin#book photography#my photography#i SO MUCH LOVE jemisin and i'm SO EXCITED to read these!!#fifth season was world changing for me (especially on the POV front)#i own everything she's written but unfortunately i started collecting them in paperback#and now i am Trapped In Paperback lol#so i had to wait a while for book 2 to come out in paperback#and i KNOW i annihilate her series so i wanted to have them all in hand when i started the first one#but yeah i preordered the first one and it's been sitting on my shelf ever since XD#the springboard here is kaiju preservation society started and ended in NYC and had eldritch sized monster creachers#this is ALSO NYC and eldritchy monsters lmao#*I've Connected The Dots*#i do like threading my TBR for some flow/continuity#(also as a weird aside: i need to read these soon because they have to fit on This Shelf of ~Read This Year~)#(because they're too tall to fit on the next shelf down of ~Read This Year~)#space is a little tight rn lmaooo
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do you guys know that youtube dating show called the button. because i was watching it with my friend the other day bc we were bored and we were like this seems funny and i somehow got a boat boys fic idea based off of it. so if i make a fic about the button dating show will people underdtand or is it too niche
#let me know guys#my idea is just like. they just broke up#jimmy n joel were watching the show#jimmys like i dare u to submit an application#joels like bitch don't tempt me and he does it#and he gets accepted or wtv thats not the important part#anyways he shows up and his turn comes around and after a couple rounds hes sitting in the chair alone waiting for the next person#and someone walks up#and hes like Fuck i know that insufferable swaggering and that grating voice#etho sits down in front of him n just kinda blinks twice like what the hell r u doing here#they both open their mouths to speak but joels talking before etho can even get a word in#crossing his arms saying what do you think you're doing#etho rolls his eyes and says i could ask you the same thing#they bicker for like two more seconds and they're both really annoyed bc their break up ended not very amicably#the button flashes red#joel glares at etho “don't you fucking dare press that i'm not done getting mad at you"#etho looks amused leans back in his seat and doesn't press the button#after a second the button is like “i'm sensing some tension here”#joel snorts#and stuff happens. i dont know#do i write it yes or no#boat boys#smalletho#trafficblr#hermitblr#nya talks
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veil ranger... necromancer... blah blah blah my rook is specializing in therapy. my rook’s finishing their degree in psychology rn. my rook has a concentration in marriage counseling. cole please gather the polycule i promise i can fix your parents 🙏
#sitting hawke varric quizzy and solas down in front of me in veilguard#cole when quizzy leaves him varric and solas at skyhold post-adamant: im going to mom’s house *pops over to see hawke in the fade*#dragon age
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when you see amazing Jean art and go to reblog only to realize the artist has you blocked 😔✋
#tragedy#basically he was sitting down and he was injured#and there were ravens circling him#but there was a daffodil in front of him that he was looking at#and there were a bunch of insults written on the wall#IF YOU CAN PICTURE THAT#then this is me reblogging it okay?#aftg#all for the game#jean moreau#the sunshine court#nora sakavic
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I really want to know how Lilith Sorrengail feels about trying her best to get her youngest daughter away from whatever it was that her dad supposedly found in the Archives after Brennan 'died', just to get said daughter even more involved with the tyrrish rebellion two: electric boogaloo.
#fourth wing#ngl my first thought reading the book was 'oh shit she Knew brennan wanted to use his sis as a scribe informant for the rebellion the same#way he maybe used his dad and she was like hell no and put her in the riders quadrant to get her brainwashed that navarre is right instead#so that she doesn't end up dead like spy-scribe dad and his questionable research into ward magic'#but then i thought about it more and decided i wasn't giving papa sorrengail enough credit bcoz he was Up to Something and got got for it#personally if my entire family was lying to me abt my big bro being alive i would lose my shit. that being said i find it incredibly funny#that everyone who knew violet best were like 'she finds out venin are a thing and she WILL do A Stupid out of righteous fury'#not A Stupid like smthn dumb; A Stupid like lead the entire scribe quadrant to a bloody revolution against Navarre Babel-style#I can't wait for this series to finish publishing so I can sit my ass down and plot out a scribe-revolution-leader-Violet AU#it can even be a viden secret arranged marriage. as a treat. because we need to merge the two rebellions of course#where is tiern in all of this? he got stuck babysitting teen andarna who is Super Mad her rider is a scribe. The Audacity! Navarre Will Pay#teenage dragon shenanigans occur. Scribe Violet bonds two dragons in front of her whole year. they're in the underground scribe library.#how did two enormous-ass lizards get in? nobody gives a shit. all scribes are too sleep-deprieved to care about distinguishing between#real life and halucinations. the dragons stay in the library. they get sat on because it's cold underground and fire lizards are Warm#command tries to find out if smthn weird is happening in the scribe quadrant but at this point every single one of them is in the rebellion#they have 600yrs of misinfo to correct. venin to dissect. what dragons? in the library? don't be ridiculous they'd burn the books#anyways i got carried away but library cats!tiern and andarna#kei writes
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@funkiesims and i saw john mulaney last night and this is the front and back of the shirts we made for the occasion
#john mulaney hate is more than welcome in the replies#his set was remarkably unfunny#he’s always had questionable jokes about jewish people but how DARE this man use the phrase ‘jew me down’#when his whole justification was haha my wife is jewish. like ok buddy#you cheated on her and got another woman pregnant robbing her of her child bearing years#left her for that other woman. put her in the hospital. all while you get to flit around being famous#his last bit was about how he thought his tour bus driver was an idiot redneck but that he was actually autistic#i hate him with my whole heart#i can’t believe there were people who paid $800+ to sit in the front#i planned to buy some of anna marie’s art of equal or greater value to the ticket price but everything on her website is sold out :/#i want a print of dinner in march so badly#john mulaney#big mouth#textpost
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Dick: Damian just had his vision checked and he has better than 20/20 vision. I think he’s a witch.
Tim: Are you going to burn him at the stake?
#dc#dc comics#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#batfam#batfamily#incorrect batfamily#source: a conversation between me and my mom about my youngest sister (whom I love very much)#needless to say my vision is NOT better than 20/20#I don’t remember the exact perscription#but in a (completely hypothetical) situation where I was sitting down at a kitchen table and a counter was only a few feet in front of me#I wouldn’t even be able to see that the small box says JELLO or read DAWN on the large thing of soap by our sink#I couldn’t even see that the soap has a little duck on it#my phone has to be a little over a handswidth in front of my face if I have any hope of reading it#it it’s much butter if it’s closer#my glasses are the special kind where they’re thinner than if they used the regular glass but still manage to be almost as thick#as the width of my pinkie nail at its thickest#(it’s thickest being the glass not the nail)#my mother on the other hand got laser eye surgery to deal with HER eye problems#while no one else has it quite so bad#most of my siblings have glasses#even if a few of them never use them#and not just because they have contacts#because they don’t use those either#so I’m a little salty#anywhomst#I’ve been sick so I have lots to catch up on#see y’all later
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#another bonus under the cut where i got up under their big head to get 'em a little closer and a little more front-facing#aggron#aggron is just cool. a big metal bitch who *could* hug you but is probably actually just gonna obliterate you. is that anything#i think i prefer lairon more. it's kinda just a little metal creature and i think that's awesome but aggron stands up#and normally i'm a big big fan of when pokémon stand up. when everyone wanted sprigatito to not stand up i was like#please stand up. because i am a furry and i knew it was gonna become favorite pokémon material if it did. and it did and meowscarada is#wonderful and i love it and it's one of my top like 10 of all time. but aggron is like. i dunno. a little too gruff for me#i think aron and lairon are cute and i'm generally a fan of and user of cute pokémon but aggron is very. how you say. aggressive#and also… ron… aggressive ron. new show on netflix i just reinvented aggretsuko but for pokémon#also weirdly every furry on the face of the earth likes aggretsuko but for one i've never had a netflix account and for two i just#don't ever watch shows. it's just not something that works in my brain. having to get them‚ and then just taking the time to sit down and do#it just never does anything for me. the last show i watched was because i was over at a friend's house and he was like hey. we're watching#this show now. i want you to see this show. and it's a show that folks generally lamented for a lot of reasons so i was like iii dunno about#that one! but he was like no trust me it's fine. and then i was like. kinda uninterested at first but it turned out to be really good#and i'm still ashamed. that i liked it as much as i did. so i will not say what it is. it's not supernatural. it's a short-ish show#but like it was good and i didn't expect it to be. which has nothing to do with aggretsuko OR with aggron for that matter#literally idk. look it's distraction (AGGRON DISTRACTION)
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Okay but wHAT DOES THE EMAIL SAY??? YOU COULD HAVE LET THE PHONE RECORD JUST A LITTLE LONGER COLIN FFS
#like sORRY I’m spOOKING YOU#BUT I HAVE QUESTIONS I NEED ANSWERED#SO JUST SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF AN ELECTRONIC#AND LET ME EAVESDROP ON YOUR CONVERSATION#DONT SHUT ME OFF COLIN#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers
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So I'm on a Greyhound (already a bad start) and I had to give my witness statement to COPS in the middle of the journey and I was a bit shaken about the whole thing but now I feel more normal and I'm more occupied with directing my energy towards not peeing my pants, so there's a good thing
#when i got on the bus the driver gave a warning towards a guy sitting in front of me for behaving inappropriately towards a lady#but some guys in the back defended the dude so the driver walked away....#and another girl got on and sat next to him (bad sign)#and it was already sussy when he introduced himself & got her name but things went south so fast#when he put his laptop on her lap and started watching a movie. she begrudgingly agreed bc what is she gonna do? make a scene?#but then he started leaning on her shoulder!!!!! and after a while he had his arms around her and shit#and she tried to give the laptop back to him and pulled out a book to push him off but then.#he just. leaned on her shoulder and pretended to sleep n shit and she was getting real uncomfortable#about an hour in we're at a rest stop and i see her talking to the driver so i think whew at least shes telling him about it#but she just walks away with all of her luggage? so i talk to the driver to ask if shes ok and he has no idea what im talking abt#and im like whoa yeah the dude u were talking to before was behaving inappropriately to her#and hes like oh man and he drives up to her to pick her back up while he goes to get the bus maintained#and like ... 30 minutes later he comes back but hes not letting anyone in and he calls me over to tell me that shes p shaken up about it#and he called the COPS and her sister is coming to pick her up#so now i gotta give a witness statement when the cops come but at this point everyone on the bus knows im the snitch and now#im worried abt the guys who defended him before bc theyre still gonna be on the bus and behind me!!#but i talk to the cops. give my statement. she cant press any charges or anything but they will remove the dude from the bus which is great#bc the dude has been yelling at other women for being a snitch and a cop presumably for the previous incident??#but then i get on the bus and all eyes are on me and the dudes behind me start hollering at me and im like shit#but then theyre like you did a good thing. he was being creepy. leaning on her and lying down on her#and im like bro. and yall defended him??? 😭 also nobody did nothing?????#and im like aight can i go home now tnx#but thankfully there's this old guy who sat separate from his wife next to me and i felt a bit more secure w/ a human shield#anyways the whole thing just left me kinda shaky but that could have been the low blood sugar?#log
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Because I do occasionally get folk asking me for writing advice (which blows my mind) and I've been reminded of a valuable one that I was given at uni and often utilise --
Try to end a writing session just before you run out of steam/ideas. For example, in the bit of the novel I'm writing now, my MC will see a notable landmark in her country, and then I'm not entirely sure how I'll transition to the next scene. So rather than write her seeing the landmark and then ending tonight's writing, I'm leaving it there. So, tomorrow when I go back to it, I don't start off by staring at a blank document with no idea of how to proceed. I know exactly what I'm writing first thing, and nine times out of ten the next thing will come to me as I write the bit I already have a strong sense of.
#i remember not liking the idea when my uni teacher shared it#i was like 'but if i have some steam why not USE it before i end that's so dumb'#but it's such a good approach and it's majorly helpful with getting me in front of the keyboard the next day#and sitting down to write is more difficult than the writing itself so anything that negates that is a godsend
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Went to the bookstore today and asked about their mythology section and this frickin guy had the gall to be like "Yeah it's over here, but these are really dense and difficult so let me show you the children's mythology section." I was so baffled I didn't say anything. Normally I would've been very offended, but I couldn't help but laugh because I was like "I've been reading those massive textbook-esque mythology books since I was a literal child as research for my novel, sir. But sure, show me the kid's section, I like reading kids' books too."
#i talk#I genuinely think he just phrased it really badly and was just being stupid#which is the ONLY reason I was like ''yeah alright I'll let you live''#but I was very amused by that entire interaction#Went up to the register later and he got excited over some of the audiobooks I chose and we had a nice chat about that#I saw he was reading a BNHA comic which surprised me (especially after his previous comment)#and I told him I heard it ended recently and he said he was glad to hear that since so many comics he read as a kid just went on and on#and never ended#I think I've reached that age where I'm just like#''I can recognize you're not being an asshole you were just a bit stupid. Bless your soul''#Coincidentally the big textbook section was right in front of the checkout counter#which was funny because I DID just sit there and flip through a bunch of things for almost half an hour#That reminds me I really do need to read 100 and one nights (Arabian Knights) sometime. That's like the one Big one I've never read#Beowulf too that's the other big one#I just need to find really good audiobook versions of them. I can't sit down and read anymore#Another interesting moment from that same bookstore:#I overheard that dude and his coworker / boss talking with an older guy#and the guy said he was a psychic or something#and the bookstore guy was like ''Can I ask you a question then? I am going to judge you for it if you get it wrong though''#pftt#it was all very lighthearted but I was just like yeah that's my city alright#I miss seeing those random interactions and random moments
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u guys should know a crow is friends with me now....... smiles
#and i can't tell if the other crow that follows it around is its partner or child#the main one that follows me and swoops over my head all the time has a claw missing so thank god i am able to recognize it#the demand of food is high. little man i do not have peanuts until december <///3#giving it other foods sometimes and it also takes things from my hands now !! granted still very cautiously $*!#and whenever im leaning against a wall it comes down beside me to walk behind me to swoop over my head#and its teaching the other crow (who is way more scared of me for now and doesnt get very near) the same too!!! bros learning to be evil !!#soemtimes it still feels violent because the claws sometimes hit my head but other times its still just swooping and slighting grazing its-#wings on my head#i just dont know how to tame it well to not hurt me by accident lol :P#heard you can stop that by taking an umbrella but erm ours broke#i greeted it from my window the other day early morning because i wanted to look at the stormy clouds. guess what happened the next day#it was waiting for me outside the window same time next day what if i fucking cried#sitting on the wall in front of my window cawing. brother i love you. stop clawing me though <3
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