#skeleton boyfriend

[ozzgin]

So I was wondering, like, how do you fuck a skeleton? I’m incredibly curious and you seem like the most knowledgeable person to ask.

How? You have a walking collection of long, hard bones, and you wonder...My friend, mi amigo, mon ami, what can't you do with all that stuff. It's time to get creative.

[instantkrazy]

[aberrantundead]

Dark Intimacy by Mlarty_Art.

[optionalblue]

More pictures for my Josh and Twink collection 💖

[holdingontoblood]

r they about to kiss

[beanghostprincess]

People who ship characters based on looks are the worst I remember someone saying "I don't ship Frobin because why would I ship Robin with an ugly half machine" and like ok you don't have to like Frobin but could you find a better reason to dislike it? A better one than "This character is ugly to ME so I don't ship them with other characters" at least

Imagine saying this when canonically Robin has said Franky and Jinbe are handsome

[bobamilkghost]

Monster OCs created for me and my Man, His Idea I deliver~ <3

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was helping a lady renovate her extremely haunted apartment and unhaunt it. I walked into a closet and found an extremely creepy figure that looked something out of a glitching horror game, and I brought it to her to ask what the hell it was. She didn’t know, so she brought it to her boyfriend, who was taking a shower, and he said it was his sculpture, though he didn’t know why it was glitching out and he was really upset about it.

I left the figurine to the side to figure out later and helped them fix their bathroom lights and curtains, then I walked into a side room off of the mysterious closet and found more glitching sculptures. At this point, I’d had enough, so I closed the door and turned the lights on and off until the sculptures went back to how they were supposed to look.

The sculptures were actually really fucking cool. One was a skeleton of a burning man, and the other was a punk-rock-singer Medusa. The boyfriend was ecstatic. He asked me for help painting them, which I enthusiastically agreed to, and then I left their newly unhaunted apartment knowing it was a job well done.

[kaurwreck]

I wonder if Fyodor has kept his distance from Atsushi until now because Byakko's claws can cut through skills. I wonder if this is the moment Atsushi could use his claws. Would they slice right through Fyodor's borrowed body to tear him into the same ribbons as Shibusawa?

Is Fyodor afraid of the absolution Atsushi could give him? Or is he starving for it? Is this what he wanted all along? To find Atsushi at the end, to break him until Byakko tears through Atsushi's flesh and into his?

Nothing is hollow; Fyodor is just so hungry for scraps he can't bear to eat that he calls the viscera contracting around his aching gut nothingness, and garnishes his desires with incorrigible sin because then death might taste like salvation. He craves blood but hates when it touches him, because blood and viscera are too warm, too human; and he isn't that, even though he loves humanity so desperately that he's resolved to leave only when he can take the entire world with him.

[octopusheyart]

Protection, trust, sensitivity 💀🌸 Commission for @caIamarti (twitter)

[butchjess]

Well. hrm. the way they all connect to each other. like it’s all starting to look like a circle of some sort. jess as rory’s mirror/reflection/narrative foil but also jess as he pertains to luke and jess as he pertains to lorelai. luke breaking the church bells luke who says he was troubled but they gave him a chance and just bc a kid has issues doesnt mean they don’t deserve that. luke who is a figure placed against the rest of the town, just in the sense that he is not like them, he does not hold their values, he doesn’t even sound like them. which is of course a result of scott patterson’s new york accent, but adds to this theme anyway. and they use jess to build this picture, because they walk the same and talk the same and they’re stubborn—independent to a near self-endangering degree—and emotionally repressed in the same way and luke himself admits that he spent more time working at his dad’s shop than he did at school, which jess also does. but jess and luke are also. very very different when you get past these similar values that are maybe ingrained into them through different circumstances and same genetic makeup. and in their differences you get a lot of jess and lorelai’s similarities. when it comes to their family dynamics and how it’s affected them in particular. it’s made them independent yes, but it’s also made them hypervigilant, almost paranoid in the way they are allergic to accepting help and especially accepting help from the people who hurt them. jess only goes to his mother’s wedding because luke asks him to, lorelai only asks her parents for money because rory needs it for school. and they, and this is where they differ from luke, don’t know how to trust people and so they don’t know how to talk to people. where luke’s particular brand of emotional constipation comes from a general cluelessness as to how to do it—which is why the tapes helped him so much—lorelai and jess’ come from emotional responses to the situations they grew up in. while it was different—lorelai growing up rich, jess growing up poor—the effect it had on them still resulted in something similar. lorelai with her overbearing manipulative mother and (emotionally) absent father, and jess with his neglecting manipulative mother and (in all senses of the word) absent father. the ways that, despite their effort to distance themselves, they still end up with similar mannerisms to the parent they have the most conflict with (lorelai and her controlling nature + that scene where they have the same nighttime routine, jess and his love for books + tendency to run away). and of course, their romanticism. their big confessions and period drama-esque speeches and, yeah, i do think in a way jess was asking rory to marry him in 4x21. come with me. let’s get married. luke and rory both being the most important people in their lives. literati+javajunkie where they are all melding into each other, and luke is rory and lorelai is jess but on the surface level dynamic luke is jess and lorelai is rory and they are all each other. on accident. by sheer nature of making jess as a character for the sole purpose of interfering with luke and lorelai’s relationship (which means he is important narratively to them both) and by making him rory’s love interest/foil (because ASP casted him before she even had the idea for the character) you have now made an accidental blending of them all together. he is like a skeleton key of a character. Okay. okay.

[aberrantundead]

Life Transference

3rd-level necromancy

You sacrifice some of your health to mend another creature’s injuries. You take 4d8 necrotic damage, which can’t be reduced in any way, and one creature of your choice that you can see within range regains a number of hit points equal to twice the necrotic damage you take.

Art by nesy_hide.

[inverted-demon]

Me and my bestie @nightmaresfatass are hanging out with our special little guys X3 🖤💜🖤

[just-some-trans-nobody]

Totally plan on making fluffy oneshots of monsters carving pumpkins.

*I spelled scarecrow wrong and only figured that out after posting, can't correct it now crap. Oh well.

[yellow-computer-mouse]

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[happylandknightkid]

Who's yours favorite~? 🌝

Mine thisss❤️