#skeleton harem I guess

[jimahalangel]

Gelatin Skeleton

Summary:

Apparently the multiverse doesn't need your permission to Isekai you. It doesn't even have to give you the courtesy of letting you know it happened.

…

Undertale is gone, like it never existed.

…

You would know—you've looked.

…

"Wait- so you're telling me the void ate my universe? I'm living the weirdest 'I survived' book?!! Introducing to scholastic book fairs everywhere: 'I survived the destruction of the universe when the void decided to get all schlorpy schlorpy!?'"

…

"I am unfortunately fully aware of what information your universe had in the way of… fanfiction about my friends and family-"

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Notes:

Formatting is better on AO3 (italicized font and such)

Update schedule: AO3 will get new chapters earlier (probably about a day) than Tumblr. (Aiming for once a week, on Thursdays or Fridays - not set in stone)

Link to read on AO3:

Chapter 1: Wikipedia, my beloved.

(read chapter 2 here)

Going to sleep in one universe and waking up in another sounds like the kind of thing people would write about in various types of fiction. Because it is . It's such a prevalent trope that it has its own genre: Isekai .

As defined by Wikipedia, "Isekai, ( Japanese: 異世界, transl. "different world" or "otherworld") is a genre of speculative fiction—both portal fantasy and science fiction are included. It includes novels, light novels, films, manga, anime and video games that revolve around a displaced person or people who are transported to and have to survive in another world, such as a fantasy world, virtual world, or parallel universe. Isekai is one of the most popular genres of anime, and Isekai stories share many common tropes…"

You'd think someone would notice being Isekai-d; that you might feel different upon waking up in a world where things are changed in new and mysterious ways—perhaps feel empowered? Surely when one is suddenly transported into another reality, they might remember the day it happened?

Apparently the multiverse doesn't need your permission to Isekai you. It doesn't even have to give you the courtesy of letting you know it happened.

Or, well, you think this is another universe, at least? Because an entire chunk of internet-culture/pop-culture was missing when you went to Google it yesterday.

Is missing.

Still.

Undertale is gone, like it never existed. You would know—you've looked.

It's not like years' worth of memes and fanfiction and fanart pertaining to a game that changed the entire gaming industry could just up and disappear out of nowhere, could it?! But you can't find any sign of it anywhere online or offline—and you definitely had physical evidence.

You'd stayed up all night last night searching for a single trace of the game and fandom you'd spent years of your life looking toward for comfort and entertainment. You’d looked everywhere.

But it's gone.

All of it.

Everything.

It's impossible.

There has to be an explanation.

Which brings you to your current Isekai theory: Maybe it's not gone— you are. You might be somewhere new where it never existed in the first place.

Either that or your brain is really majorly messed up and created an alarmingly huge chunk of false memories.

.... Actually… How long has Undertale been missing for you?

Has this happened before and you just can't remember it?

You check your search history. Nothing about Undertale before yesterday. Which is definitely strange because you'd been on AO3 looking through Undertale tags two weeks ago. And there's no need to delete your search history when you live alone. Your most recent search history from right before your rabbit hole yesterday is still the same Wikipedia article you remember reading.

Strange.

So Undertale being wiped from the face of the Earth must've happened sometime in the past two weeks.

You check the Google search trends for the words, 'Undertale' and 'Meglovania,' among several other words and phrases more unique to the game and fandom than 'Sans,' and 'Papyrus.' You want to get to the bottom of this, but you're pretty sure those character names won't get you any closer to an answer with how common they are to describe non-Undertale related things.

It's somehow not a surprise to you when search trends show that exactly zero people are looking for the answers you are.

Okay, so that kicks the possibility of finding anyone else who remembers Undertale.

You check search trends for 'alternate reality,' 'alternate universe,' and 'alternate dimension,' and you also open up a separate tab to the Wikipedia article for 'Isekai.'

It seems like there's definitely a good amount of search queries related to each term, but upon further inspection, they're mostly about isekai anime and tv shows like Dr Who.

Not really all that helpful, but maybe when you're not dealing with the real-world issues of dimensional travel you can take a break and watch the ones that seem interesting.

You bookmark a few articles that seem to be about actual science and not sci-fi media, but besides scientific papers and articles misquoting those same scientific papers, you've hit a dead end. You turn your attention towards finding discussion posts or forums on the topic —Maybe something on Reddit?

…..

Okay, nope.

You're not going to have much luck bringing in other people to help you with this unless you're looking to end up institutionalized. Not that there's any shame in that, but you don't think it'd help you much in this particular situation.

Man, you are really hoping for your Isekai theory to ring true. Otherwise, you're SOL with no way of finding out what's going on here. You feel like that guy who had to rewrite all the Beatles songs from memory in that one movie. What was it called? Yesterday?

Not that you think you could reproduce any of the content you remember about Undertale.

No, you definitely couldn't, especially not the game itself. You aren't a one-man game dev team, and the idea of trying to profit off someone else's ideas like that makes you feel slimy. Even if you're in an alternate dimension or if your brain actually came up with everything and created false memories, you couldn't bring yourself to claim what you feel is someone else's intellectual property. You'll just have to quietly remember on your own and create fan-content privately from now on. That thought makes you feel kind of alone…

You push that down and bottle it up for future you to deal with. Right now you need to determine how and why this happened through some gentle research. No need to end up on any government watchlists.

[robots-are-kinda-hot]

another sans x reader idea that won’t leave me alone:

so. you know the “anti harem” fics? where all-too-many skeleton bros from different universes (usually the og pair, underswap, underfell, and swapfell) get with a toxic s/o, reader moves in or something and everyone starts to hate the reader?

now, guess what idea I’ve been thinking of:

a) reader makes friends with all of them, toxic s/o gets evaporated in some way, and romance ensues (the usual ending for these /positive)

b) reader moves out eventually, romances a different set of skeletons (ex. horrortale)

c) romances any of the other og characters (ex. mettaton, napstablook, grillby, asgore, toriel even)

d) romances w. d. gaster (I’ve seen one of these before and it was hilarious)

or…

e) Reader disappears for a while, and comes back for revenge with the fucking Destroyer Of Worlds (who is completely smitten with them)

……

…It’s E. I love Error so much.

[italeteller]

Is there any modern isekai anime you think are actually worth watching? Or is it all just the same toxic wish fulfilment garbage at this point?

Fear not anon, there's actually some good modern isekai anime still! But first, some hearsay:

-While I didn't personally vibe with it, I've heard a lot of good things about Re:Zero, but I've also heard a lot of bad and cringe things about it, so it's up to you I guess

-Ascendance of a Bookworm is another I don't know anything about, but I've heard good things

Now for the ones I have actually watched:

-My next life as the villainess: all routes lead to doom! is a 2021 isekai where a teen girl dies and gets reborn into the world of her favorite dating sim, but she's in the body of Katarina, the awful rotten-hearted villainess, and to top it all off she's 7 years-old.

Katarina soon realizes that, if her new life progresses the same as the game's, all she's got to look forward to is banishment or death, because game!Katarina is a major bitch so nobody loves her, and she starts taking measures for her inevitable doom: she learns to farm so she'll be able to procure food is she's banished, tries her hand at magic and swordfighting so she'll be able to defend herself, and other stuff like that

She's also a naturally nice person to everybody in the game so all the boys and girls end up falling in love with her, which she completely doesn't notice because she's dead certain that the game has to go on the preplanned route so she has no idea everybody who's supposed to romance and/or befriend the game's protagonist wants to jump her bones instead.

It's a pretty fun series, and while it's no benchmark of storytelling, it does have a few genuinely good plot twists and heartwarming moments. I wish it would end up as a proper bisexual harem, but I knows the odds aren't good, sadly.

Also, if you do watch it, stick to the first season. The second season is bad. Like Bad bad. Makes you regret the time you spent watching it-Bad. There's a movie coming on December, which I hope is good and redeems the franchise, but if not, the first season is good

Saihate no Paladin/The Faraway Paladin is another 2021 isekai where a random dude gets reincarnated as a baby in the ruins where a great evil is sealed, and gets adopted by three undead: a skeleton warrior, a mummy priestess and a ghost wizard. They raise him, teach him to fight, magic and miracles, and then send him off to the world when he turns 15. It's a pretty decent story, it has a slow start, taking some 5 episode to properly set up the MC's circumstances and goals before his journey, and it's got a second season coming on October so if you wanna catch up, you'll get more content soon

My only problem with it is that it should be a fantasy anime. The isekai part is... I mean it's there, it seems like there will be something with the gods and the different cycles of reincarnation, but it could very easily have been a fantasy story and lose nothing. The main character having been a random japanese man before reincarnating doesn't really add anything, so idk if you wanna count it as an isekai or not

Tensei Shitara Ken Deshita is a 2022 isekai-that-should-have-been-a-fantasy where another random japanese dude is reincarnated into a magic sword. He immediately goes "welp, time to discard everything about my previous life and be the best sword I can" and begins slaughtering monsters to grind levels. He eventually becomes a super OP weapon and that's when he gets found by his future master, a preteen catgirl slave whose caravan is escaping from a two-headed zombie bear

The catgirl gets the sword and kills the bear, the sword uses his telekinetic powers to kill the slaver by snapping his neck 180° degrees, burns the slave contract and they team up. The sword restores the girl's name, Fran, which she had lost when she became a slave, and Fran names the sword "Teacher", and they set out to grind levels so that Fran may evolve - because she's a member of the Black Cat race, which is the only race in that world that can't evolve, which is why they're discriminated and sold as slaves, and Fran wants to prove her race can evolve after all

This one I have a love-hate relationship with. It does a lot of the shit I hate on other isekais, but it also does a lot of things I like. Yes, Fran is ridiculously OP with little effort thanks to being able to share Teacher's skills, and she breezes through most challenges effortlessly which is often anticlimactic as hell, but she's got an actual tangible goal and a personality so she's already more interesting than your average isekai MC. There's no romance and almost no fanservice, and when there is it's always with the adult women in the series, so that's another bullet dodged

But on the other hand, the slavery plot is introduced, and then dropped almost entirely except for a bunch of obviously evil people who all get punished, and meanwhile everybody else is super nice to Fran and nobody brings up the fact that hey, she was a legal slave until not too long ago and her race is still being enslaved and nobody's doing anything about it, ain't that fucked up? No? Nobody wanna say anything? Idk, it's a fun romp but it's also very power-fantasy-trash at the same time. It's got a second season confirmed in production, maybe that will do something with the slavery plot

The Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady is a 2023 series that should really have a shorter name, my god. It's another should've-been-a-fantasy isekai and it's. Hmm. It's got some amazing first episodes, but then they tried to cram A LOT of plot into the rest and fucked it all up. A lot of stuff makes very little sense, character motivations are all out of whack, and you get the feeling that they really needed another cour, or at least 6 more episodes, to fit it all in properly

It's one of those series that you can see the potential it had, how great it could've been if it had been allowed, and it makes you kinda sad that you'll never see it unless you go to read the light novels. The reason for this rush is that the studio wanted to end the series on the end of the third light novel, which is where the main girl gets together with her girlfriend as a canon, explicit, openly gay couple, which is a deeply respectable, dare I even say admirable goal, but I still wish it had had more episodes so it hadn't had to sacrifice the rest of the series for it

The Executioner and her Way of Life is a 2022 series, the final pick of the list, and the one I like the most, so of course it's only got one season and no confirmed sequel because god hates me, personally

The main character, Menou, is a teenage priestess from her world's church, and she's also in charge of killing all the japanese people who get isekai'd into her world. Menou doesn't enjoy the killing and feels guilty for it, but she knows she must do it to stop the ridiculous powers the isekai'd are given from bringing ruin to her world. One such power is the one that turned her whole village, people and buildings alike, into ash when she was little. She was rescued and raised by Flare, the world's strongest warrior, whose power is only matched by her mental instability, which she gladly passed to her apprentice

The story proper begins when Menou meets Akari, the new japanese teenager in town, and finds out Akari's power prevents her from dying. Thus, Menou takes Akari on a trip across the continent to see the sights and find a weapon strong enough to kill her before Akari goes nuclear. Akari, meanwhile, is ecstatic, because she doesn't know Menou wants to kill her, and because she's down horrendous for her from the moment their eyes meet, loudly and openly fantasizing about the romantic adventures they'll have and telling her stuff like "you're the only one for me" to her face

As the series goes on, you start to notice there's something very, very wrong with Akari

Another such character is Momo, Menou's junior who is also loudly and openly in lesbians with her, very annoyed that Menou spends so much time with Akari, and also very off in the head. I hope you're seeing a pattern here

The final character in this delightful ensemble is Asuna, the princess of the realm and the most well adjusted character in the series. She's a wandering knight who loves a good fight and develops the most hilarious crush on Momo, who wants nothing to do with her and is constantly antagonizing Asuna, attacking her, ambushing her and throwing her into deadly traps, only for the princess to walk it off and offer to buy her a drink. It's honestly hilarious

And there you have it, my personal isekai reccommendation list. Hope you find at least one that suits your tastes

[rosescries]

I know it's too late to have this idea and I don't know if it fits the whole anti harem thing AND also I don't know if someone else had asked about if before but,,,,

Tsm!soulmate Au.

But they don't found out immediately because it wouldn't be fun. They find out when they're deep into the abuse, like maybe Edge or Black were going to hit Mc on a rage state a pull their soul out and they find out or during the stabbing scene they see the mark idk but it would be really interesting and angsty from the skeleton's part

It's not too late to ask, not really. I like answering these kinds of asks still.

I didn't think a Soulmate!Au would've worked with TSM, just because the skeletons would've turned around because she's their SOULmate. Not because they thought she was good or learned the truth, or even because they really wanted to improve the relationship.

For some, it may have made them hate her even more. A "Why do I have to be stuck with her" kind of deal. Some would've probably tried to "change" her for the better. Some probably would've tried to ignore her, whether it worked or not is up in the air. They'd kind of resent her, Taylor especially would, even more the earlier in the story they are. It may even ruin some of their relationships to a point where it's unsalvageable depending on how the skeletons react.

Mutt, of course, would probably know first and would have the best relationship. He'd be really happy, and would end up telling Black about it. Though that wouldn't end very well honestly. But they'd still end with the best result out of all of them.

Lunar would be ecstatic, because of course he would be. He honestly could've guessed they'd be SOULmates. They compliment each other so well and have many of the same interests! Plus she's so sweet and they can do so much together, it's perfect. He's the next best to Mutt, just because he doesn't live with her. Though sometimes... he doesn't feel like he deserves her.

Grey is practically the same as Lunar. He really likes her, she's just the sweetest and makes his brother so happy. He couldn't think of someone better for Lunar. Even if she's his SOULmate too, he doesn't want to get between her and his brother. But he does relent a bit after Lunar's talked to him. But he's really happy. He has his brother, they're both fed, they're on the surface, they're both happy, and now they have a sweet little SOULmate too. Even if they have to share her with Mutt and a bunch of other assholes, who he thinks she should just tell to fuck off and leave.

Papyrus would probably be alright. He'd be one of the ones trying to "change" her for the better. The nicer one going about it as well, so Mc wouldn't be getting annoyed by his actions. Though it'd end up with more vitriol being aimed at her from multiple others, just because it's Papyrus hanging around her now. A few of the skeletons are a little protective of him for their own reasons. But it'd probably end with a worse result for his abuse though.

Stretch would honestly feel really conflicted. Like she's his SOULmate? But she's not good?? How???? But he just kind of... avoids her. Doesn't really say anything or give any look to her. He's not ignoring her existence, he's just observing actually. Watching her go about her business without really interacting with her. He's just... confused and wants to know why the universe paired him with her. After a while, he figures out the truth and just gets too shy and feels too guilty to approach her. But since he doesn't really do anything, she feels more relaxed with him than some of the others.

Red kind of hates her for it, but after find out he basically goes down the same road as Stretch. He either saw the mark, which happened after he started seeing the signs of Taylor not being who he thought she was, or if Edge pulled out her SOUL. He still glowers at her, which puts her on edge, but since he doesn't actually do anything it's just really uncomfortable for her. So he gets a bit of a pass since it's really... just more of the same. It somehow adds a level of comfort that he seemingly hasn't changed, when everyone else has. A sense of normalcy, I suppose. After a while, he also feels too guilty and unsure how to approach her about it.

Blue is another that tries to "change" her. He's more adamant about it and it annoys her, simply because he's not listening. He still thinks she's bad, so he praises her every time she does something "good" often times interrupting her. She appreciates that he's not completely avoiding her, but she just wishes he'd let her work in peace. Plus, he's still with Taylor, which means it's one step forward and two steps back half the time. Which means he's disappointed every time Taylor tells him "what she's done now" and not listening to anyone telling him otherwise. Mc appreciates his intentions, but she'd just like to be left alone now.

Sans is really annoyed, simply because he now feels obligated to deal with Mc. She tells him he doesn't have to, but he does. Simply because Papyrus is invested now and she's his SOULmate. She doesn't like him lurking over her shoulder half the time when she's with Papyrus, just because he's glowering and it puts her on edge. He's stubborn as hell too, which means his opinion isn't changing easily. He's also avoidant, which means he's just letting the problem fester and refusing to talk it out. It's just a lot of frustration for both of them.

Black's pissed, but he's going to do something for Mutt. Mutt's pretty smitten, and she's his SOULmate, so Black guesses she's not going anywhere. Which means she needs to change. Adding to the fact as well is that Prime Papyrus is hanging around her too. He's also stubborn as hell, so he's not listening to either of them, of course. He's not nice about pushing changes either and he's relentless. She can barely breath half the time because of him, not unless she's locked herself in her room or over at Grey and Lunar's (simply because they will fight him if he steps anywhere near their house when she's there).

Edge is simply pissed and he's going to make it her problem. He hates that she's his SOULmate and he's not going to stand for it, he's not going to deal with it at all. He's a lot snappier with her every time he sees her, a lot meaner with snide little remarks. She ends up doing her best to avoid him at all costs, just because he will make her even more miserable than she already is. Does he feel bad for it in the end, yes but there's not much to be done about it. He was so fucking mean that she just fucking can't. She's too tired, he did too much. They won't be able to be anything but tentative friends, if that. There's just too much in the past.

[sin-cognito]

Question from your imp!

How do you feel about AUs of AUs, like Leviathantale, Royaul, bitties, vampires, etc.?

Hello my little, errr.... Imp?? Santa?? XD (tbh I'm not even sure for which Secret Santa event you're my Santa XDDD)

To answer your question, while I do enjoy AUs of AUs (though I haven't read Royaul), I do love simple, domestic fluff the most. I guess you could call these 'surface AU'? It doesn't much matter to me whether the characters were trapped Underground and got free, or if it's really just a world, like ours, but with skeletons and monsters living in it instead/alongside humans.

Though if you're not super inspired by that, out of the ones you've mentioned, I do love vampires, and even if I haven't read Royaul, I do adore medieval AUs in general, and also harems. (you can never go wrong with some royalty stuff, princes and kingdoms, etc...)

I didn't say so in my form btw but I'm a hopeless romantic, so you can get your most powerful grater and lay the cheesiness on THICK! 👍

[polyamanga]

Thank you as always for the recommendations! I was at a con for the last several days so they piled up a little lol!

1) Looking up Joujuu Senjin!! Mushibugyou on MyAnimeList to get a summary actually led me to this list of titled "Real Harem Series", which is dedicated to canon harem endings! A lot of the recs I've gotten on this blog are listed there, with a few I don't recognize. Exciting!!

In Feudal Japan, the people of Edo are under siege by giant insects that ravage the land. The people desperately beg the government to do something about it. Thus the Insect Magistrate Office is established, gathering strong warriors to defend against the onset of pests. Joujuu Senjin!! Mushibugyou follows Jinbee Tsukishima, a young man striving to be a master swordsman like his father. To atone for a horrific incident that occurred at his fault, Jinbee seeks to take his father's place as a member of the Insect Magistrate Office. On his journey there, he meets the lovely Haru, a young woman who helps manage her family's tea house, and is forced to put his sword to good use in saving her from a grisly fate. This act of bravery that earns him a spot in the Insect Magistrate. Will this rookie exterminator be able to rid the land of the horde of insects swarming in?

2) That's interesting! I know little to nothing about Disgaea, it's something that's been in the background of my life for a long long time, but I've never even seen any gameplay for it lol. I'd love to learn more about these three, if you'd like to elaborate, anon!

3) Isekai Maou to Shoukan Shoujo no Dorei Majutsu (or How NOT To Summon A Demon Lord in English) is licensed by Seven Seas in the US for the manga, and J-Novel Club in the US for the light novels.

An elite but socially-stunted gamer finds himself in another world, inhabiting the body of his character Diablo. Despite his powers, his awkwardness keeps getting in the way, so he decides to pretend to be a Demon Lord and soon finds himself with a pair of slaves: a well-endowed elf and a cat girl. Together, they struggle with everything from interpersonal relationships to diabolical beast battles.

4) Hazure Hantei kara Hajimatta Cheat Majutsushi Seikatsu (Cheat Magician Life That Started From Being Judged Useless) doesn't seem to have a ton of information about it in my normal sources! It doesn't have much of a page on MAL--I guess maybe because it's pretty recent? It also doesn't seem to be licensed in English, but there is a fan translation!

One day, all the students in the second grade of junior high school were transferred to another world. The princess of another world summoned them to make up for the lack of strength. Students who are threatened and decide to follow the princess are given a magical check to check their abilities. While everyone was sorted according to the results, the results of Kento Kokubun's judgment were missing. I was banished because it was judged to be useless. However, there is actually a terrible ability hidden in Kento … Kento, a second-year middle-aged student of life-size, aims to rescue his classmates with his fellow skeleton

[battlemaiden13]

I might be stupid but… how many people do you plan to add to HND?

Because so far, you’ve introduced the main 8, the mafia guys, and the hotel gang, and possibly more (but I don’t remember anything past those three).

So currently, you have, and correct me if I’m wrong, 23 people, and you’ve stated before that 7 of them have feelings for Reader, with Classic Paps and Sans following suit eventually.

I don’t mind any of the guys, don’t get me wrong. I’m just… confused I guess? HND is as harem, and it’s just a lot of people and information to keep track of. Do most of them have/gain feelings for Reader? Do they fall in love? Does most of it remain platonic? I need answers Maiden! Please :)

Yeah there's a lot but that's it! Thats all of them. In terms of love interests. Most do gain feelings for the dear MC theoretically and I think the plan is a poly ship but with some of the love interests at a more casual vibe. It is a lot of love interests though and the focus will probably remain on the neighbours. I don't know if that news will upset people or not. Anyway when I get around to writing house of yandere that will be single pairing and MC and my other fics are all one or a pair of brothers and are less overwhelming then the, how many did you say, 23? Damn girl will need to slow down. Still all slow burn and will work through relationship but I don't think I want them all pining over MC or her just like hitting up individual skeletons for casual sex or kissing multiple of them I just don't want that.

Hope this clears some of it up.

[crosshimes-fanwritings]

Ice of Wings: Part 1

Disclaimer: I do not own Zatch Bell, The Duke of Death and His Maid, Urusei Yatsura, and SMG4 Fandoms: Zatch Bell, The Duke of Death and His Maid, Urusei Yatsura, and SMG4 Rating: T Summary: Suzume, Walter, and Ataru end up in the SMG4 Universe and must find ice wings to return home. They deal with daily chaos in the Princess Peach castle. Soon, they'd learned they weren't the only ones who got isekai into the SMG4verse. CrossFic Type: Isekai AU, Modern Setting Genre: Adventure, Humor, and Parody A/N: Just a random dumb short crossover fanfiction because I need to practice my shitty writing skills and I need a break from my other crossover AUs anyway. It takes place before the "Gotta be perfect" SMG4 movie.

"Where in the actual heck are we?" Suzume asked.

"We're standing in front of Princess Peach's castle," Walter answered, staring at the castle in surprise. "but it's impossible to be here. The castle is from Super Mario 64."

"Wow, I did not expect you to be a gaming type."

"Meh. Viola is the gaming type. She makes me watch her while she plays Mario 64 and other games."

"I don't mean to cut off y'all chat, but we got a problem." Ataru actually looked frightened. "How in the hell did we get here?! Don't tell me we've died and isekaied into the Mario 64 universe!

"What's an Isekai?" Walter looked at Suzume, confused by the unfamiliar Japanese word.

"It means otherworld or another world. It is a popular light novel genre." Suzume explained, being a light novel reader. "I prefer Shoujo Isekai through. The Shounen ones are too overrated, and the protagonist in a Shounen harem is boring and plain as hell."

"Again, what's a Shoujo and Shounen?"

"Shoujo is for the female readers, and shounen is for the male readers. But don't get the wrong idea. Some female readers read shounen, and some male readers read shoujo."

"I'm hungry. Do you got any food?" A curious voice asked.

"Wait a second, that voice sounds familiar." Ataru spun around and faced Mario with crossed eyes. "What the hell?!"

"Wait, don't tell me we're-" Walter started.

"in the SMG4 universe?!" Suzume finished for him.

"Oooh, you're friends of SMG4?!" SMG4 Mario smiled at the guests. "He's inside the castle!"

"So, you three came from a different world?" SMG4 asked.

"Obviously." Suzume sighed. "How do we get back?"

"You must search for the ice wings!" SMG2 claimed.

"And these ice wings will get us home?" Walter inquired. "Where do we find them?"

"Well," SMG1 rubbed his chin in thought. "We gotta do research."

"Oh great. Why bother suggesting the ice wings if you don't know where it is." Ataru groaned, annoyed.

"It looks like we'll be stuck in this castle for a while." Suzume sighed. She didn't sound too pleased with the idea.

"Well, I'd rather crash here than live with my overbearing mother," Walter grumbled. "Sucks to be Viktor and Viola through. I wonder if they're searching for me."

"Same with my mother and friends back in my motherland."

"Hmph. My parents gives no shit about me. I bet they're happy that I am gone." Ataru said bitterly. "And I can be away from Mendo and other annoying classmates of mine for a while."

"I guess we all need a break from our daily boring lives," Suzume added.

"Why there's lava in here?!" Walter shouted, standing on a sofa.

"It's probably nothing." A skeleton Mario shook his head and went back to fishing.

"How in the hell are you even still alive?!" Walter gawked at Mario in shock.

"I don't wanna die twice!" Ataru was hanging onto a telephone pole that somehow got inside Princess Peach's castle.

"MARIO!" SMG4 emerged from the second floor. "What the hell did you do?!"

"He summoned his devil friend to fill the castle with lava!" Suzume yelled at SMG4 across the room, hanging onto a large chandelier for dear life. "I wish I was a summoner so I can summon Shiva!"

"Wait, you're also a Final Fantasy fan?!" Walter turned his attention to Suzume.

"I forgot to tell you!"

"WELL, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE LAVA! The goddamn pole here is melting!" Ataru exclaimed.

"Yeah, Mario! Call your friend back and return the room back to normal!" Suzume's eyeballs stretched to the skeleton Mario. "NOW." Suzume used her stretching eyes to slap Mario. "OUCH! My eyes hurt now!"

"…Now I've seen everything." Walter had a blank expression.

"Dude! What the hell happened to your neck?!" Ataru called out in horror.

"You ask me, Ataru." Walter's head was now in front of Ataru. His neck had stretched from the sofa.

"I can do the same too!" Ataru's head became larger.

"This is the SMG4 universe, all right! Our bodies can be flexible!" Suzume's eyes went back to normal. "Now, is there a way to summon Shiva?! We're melting in here!"

Walter had a horrified expression when he spotted a naked Mario on a massive plate of spaghetti.

"I'm out." Walter leaves Mario alone and goes upstairs. Suzume, a Luigi doll, and Boopkins played a YuGiOh card game on the floor. "What are you guys doing?"

"Hey, Walter! Do you want to play the game with us?!" Boopkins asked, excited.

"I know you are thinking of a way to defeat your firstborn brother once you return to our world." Suzume's eyeballs had stretched out to Walter in a fishy matter.

"Now, you can read minds?!"

"Nope. I'm just guessing." Suzume giggled. "I'll be watching you, Walter. Always watching you." Suzume's eyeballs went back to their usual length.

"…Anyway, where is Ataru?"

"Who knows? Ataru probably went to Toad Town to hit on female toads."

"But Toad Town is in Paper Mario."

"Welcome to the SMG4 universe where the locations are randomized."

Meanwhile, Ataru was indeed flirting with the female Toads.

"Hey, baby! Got a phone number?!" Ataru grinned flirtatiously.

"Eww! Begone, weirdo human!" Toadette smacked Ataru in the face with a hammer."

"AHHHHHHH!" Ataru flew off and went inside a shy guy's toybox. The Anti Guy stood before him, and he was pissed off. "Oops. Hello?" Ataru smiled weakly, having an amused expression.

"STINKY HUMAN!" The shy guy beat Ataru up.

Back to the Princess Peach castle, Suzume and Walter played the YuGiOh card game while Boopkins and the Luigi doll watched with interest.

"Yeah, Ataru is getting his ass kicked." Walter placed a card down.

"And I'm about to summon the Blue-Eyes White Dragon on your Red-Eyes Black Dragon." Suzume grinned.

"Damn it!" Walter ruffled his hair in frustration. "I can't believe you beat me!"

"You're pretty good, Suzu!" Boopkins praised.

The next day.

"Good morning, Walter, Ataru. How was your sleep?" Suzume yawned.

"Sleeping on a sofa isn't my ideal," Walter answered.

"Hey! You kicked me off the sofa, dude!" Ataru exclaimed at Walter, upset.

"It's because there wasn't enough room for two guys." Walter countered back, annoyed. Then, he coughed blood. "I SAID MY OWN FORBIDDEN WORD!"

"Geez, Walter. You need to see a doctor." Suzume breathed, having her hands on her hips. "Anyway, we should visit SMG1 and SMG2."

"Damn, right. There's better be a location for those ice wings." Ataru added.

And soon, our friends from the other world would discover they weren't the only ones who got isekai to the SMG4 Universe.

Meanwhile, in the Bob-omb Battlefield…

"HELP ME!" Viktor screamed as he was being chased by a chain chomp.

"I will stop you!" Mendo jumped midair and struck the chain chomp with his katana, but the katana broke in half. "WHAT THE?!"

The chain chomp turned around and smirked in amusement at Mendo before chasing him.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mendo ran for his life.

"Where the heck did we end up at?" Viola wondered, helping Viktor to his feet.

"No idea, Viola," Viktor answered, confused as his sister.

[pokegalla]

I have one done! More to go! (This is gonna take awhile 🥲) Enjoy!

🗡 What are some rumours people have about your character?

Grey:

* Butler. Evil Butler. Everyone calls him this. He hates it.

* Like really??? That’s how they see him?

* Killer called him Sebastian from Black Butler. He didn’t hesitate to bitch slap him.

The Core Virus:

* Quite proud to be known for causing fear into the hearts of both good and evil.

* An overlord? A being of utter chaos? Man they love it.

* That just makes them more terrifying

Virisity:

* Lmao people be dissing them

* Their rumors just revolve around them being a yandere psycho

* Do they really act like that? Wtf they should be as infamous as The Core Virus as an unstoppable force! Not….some low rated villain that is “yandere”

* They throw an tantrum everytime they hear it.

Nightmare:

* He’s got two kinds of rumors: he’s an evil overlord and king of negativity. Then there’s him being a dad of sorts.

* He literally torments people. How is he a father figure?

* Sure he takes care of his new minions and also hangs around Lisa and her team. But he doesn’t want them to die for being idiots. He might need them in the future. It would be a waste.

Error:

* Yo who the f$&@ told everyone he prances around in a feathery boa-?!

* It had to be Ink.

* He denies this heavily. He is a destroyer! The hell would he do something as stupid as that?!

* (It’s actually true but Ink MAY have stretched the truth)

Rosa:

* Who made a rumor that her singing makes plants grow?

* She thinks it’s pretty cool. She’s just confused on how that rumor came to be.

* Turns out Ash saw her singing a tune while caring for her plants. She was always pretty good with her green thumb and Ash had misunderstood it as her being magical

* (She does have magic revolving around greenery though. But only in the dark world. Maybe that’s why her dark world form is based on plants….)

Bunny:

* Apparently people think she is young. Like a child young.

* Ooooooooo she hates it.

* SHE IS A YOUNG ADULT DAMMIT WHY DOES NOBODY BELIEVE THAT?!

* She believes it’s because of her flat chest. Which makes her even more pissed.

Deltarune group (the group altogether in general):

* Weirdos

* Rumor has it that they do odd occult things on the low.

* Susie and Kris entertain the idea

* The others however do not and wish they would stop scaring others-

Lisa (Me):

* Quiet kid vibes

* Apparently someone made a rumor about her making a harem of skeletons

* Her response?

* “Shit I wish”

* This leaves everyone confused or concerned

Cross:

* People really find him intimidating.

* Like they think he’s killed before or would kill someone

* They’re not wrong? But their rumors are a bit harsh or even twisted.

* (Don’t worry his friends got his back. Protecc dah Oreo dude-)

Chara:

* Demon child

* They definitely think he’s not normal or just plain weird.

* Chara doesn’t care and purposely puts the rumors to good use by scaring people and do crazy pranks!

* (He gets in trouble a lot and Lisa, Nightmare, or Rosa punish him.)

Bonus!!!

Red:

* There’s a rumor that he actually is an infamous Team Fortress 2 player that has top scores. Even won a tournament.

* He denies it though

* Probably just to keep you guessing. Damn jerk….

Poplar:

* Has pastas from all over the world

* Probably true but are YOU gonna look and research ALL those boxes and the different types of pastas he has in storage?

* I’ll wait-

Rus:

* Has won a pie eating contest

* He doesn’t really deny it but tries to avoid talking about it

* Something about the police getting involved….you decide not to press him further.

[weatherman667]

Record of Lodoss War:  Deedlit in the Wonder Labyrinth

For those who don’t know, Record of Lodoss War is a classic fantasy anime

Before Isekai.

Before harems.

Before subvert this, and deconstruct that.

A group of heroes defeated a great evil.  To this day, Ghim is one of my favourite Dwarves i’ve seen in any medium, and the characters resonate in my soul.  Deedlit is the Elf, and still one of the best Elf characters ever created, (only being surpassed by Ariane from Skeleton Knight).

And when I say the Elf, I mean, the Elf.  This is before Elves had classes, when they leveled up as Elves, and Dwarves leveled up as Dwarves.

The original band had:

Parn:  Warrior / Hero

Deedlit:  Elf

Etoh:  Priest

Slayn:  Wizard

Ghim:  Dwarf

Woodchuck:  Thief

This seems pretty generic, and the setting honestly is.  It never really tried to do anything of it’s own in the story, and being a little underwhelming is the only criticism you could possibly have of it, (if you don’t want to be torn to pieces of oldschool anime fans).

The catch, though, is that every - single - one since has been desperate to subvert / deconstruct / put their own mark on it, that being traditionally generic makes it incredibly unique, nowadays.  I mean, it doesn’t have a harem.  It doesn’t try to deconstruct the nature of good and evil, (instead it makes Evil compelling, (and, let’s be honest, sexy).  It isn’t an Isekai.

Now, onto the game.  Saw it, had to try it.  As I said, the somewhat generic elements of the setting are unique compared to other games, and so come off as fresh and interesting.b  I mean, when’s the last time you just encountered a Lizardman named Lizardman?

Like the original, my only complain is that it’s slightly underwhelming.  It’s definitely not as good as the best modern platformers, instead fostered with incredibly old-school elemental rock-paper-scissors that you have to cycle through.  It also doesn’t have a map.

That said, it is quite fun, and unlike every modern game that tries to subvert the genre, it just lets you have fun with it.  Is it perfect?  No?  Is it fun?  Yes.

As for the story, Deedlit wakes up in a labyrinth.  After looking around, trying to figure out why she’s here, she sees Parn, and tries to follow him.  She’s in love with him, and if I had to guess, I’d say the game is in her own mind, trying to reconcile her feelings for him, and the taboo nature, or Mayfly-December nature, of the romance.  That’s just a guess based off what I’ve seen before.

[mayullla]

Hi! I saw your post for fan-fiction writer asks. Not sure if these are too many though. 11, 13, 16, 17, 19, 29, 32, 33, 40.

Hello Yumesakiii~~ and it is alright

[ Ask questions from here~! ]

11. How would you describe your style? (Character/emotion/action-driven, etc)

I am not sure to be honest, out of my head I think I try to persuade readers to think about why the character chooses one side over the other and if not question them a little. Sometimes I just want to tell a story sometimes I want you guys to understand the character's thoughts. Sooo... emotion driven...?

13. When did you start writing fanfic? 

If we are talking about notes books filled to the brim of cliches and powerpuffgirls then around elementary 5th grade. If we are talking about writing fics to upload onto the internet kind of thing probably at middle school 1st or 2nd grade since that is around the time I found fanfiction.net

16. What fanfic tropes do you avoid writing for?

Hmmmm this is a bit hard not gonna lie cause like it depends on whether I am writing yandere/obsession themes or not probably.

Romance-wise: huge misunderstanding where both parties are sad or distressed, you probably won't see me write. Most forms of cheating is another one, fake dating as a way to get back at an ex also probably not gonna happen. The second chance trope will kill me, anything with so much hurt. Secrets that the other needs to know will make me grab that character's neck. Yandere-wise: pregnancy, reader/darling knows their lover is a yandere and is okay with it or uses it, really heartless readers, that trope where the yandere captures darling and the darling falls for the sidekick of the yandere (it is okay if the yandere is fine with it but if not.... probably not)

... and etc. I am really picky guys lmao

17. What fanfic tropes do you gravitate to writing for? 

The very very obvious ones would probably be found family and yandere or a mix of those two lol. A hurt child looking for someone to take care for them, sad/hurt character finds someone who could be their support (whether they want to be or not is a totally different story) (Medival or just) Magical fantasy tropes, many of them I just adore Arranged/forced marriage (or blackmail) I want to play around more too Love triangles/reverse harems

... and etc. There are more but i think i told all my main ones

19. What words do you think you tend to use the most? 

Currently, right now I have [yet/but synonym] opened on my laptop lmao. Hmmm, there are also a lot of questions in my works like the reader or character is asking questions to themselves kind of things so [why, how, when] Words like cute or adorable I did notice I use often in a lot of my works.

29. What part of the writing process do you enjoy the most? (Brainstorming, outlining, writing, editing, etc) 

I don't like any lmao-/j Brainstorming is me mentally crying that I must add something to my ever-growing list of wips. Outlining is me realizing that it was just the start and not the end- Writing is me complaining to myself why I am such a slow writer- Editing is me dragging myself back to the top and looking at the words again seeing hundreds of red lines from Grammarly. Even posting, I find hashtags a hassle- I am half joking and half serious lmao TvT

Hmmm, probably the outline, building the skeleton of the story! while I do occasionally complain to myself I like to start many works sometimes it makes things easy one way or another

32. What story do you think showcases your signature style the most? 

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Do i even have one?-kidding hmmm I guess platonic yandere wise Siblings Account would probably be it! Yandere wise maybe Yan!Albedo x reader Cecilia Tea

33. Have you ever stopped yourself from writing something? Why?

............. worry if it is okay to post it here. *sweats*

40. What area of writing do you want to improve in?

Everything.

[ao3feed-undertale1]

On the LVL

read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55723354 by CuddlyCorpse Some of the story beats are the same, but the characters are a touch different. The universal machine malfunctions and causes a collide of Alternate Universes, thus dragging skeletons from across timelines to this one place. Sounds familiar, right? Well, what if the Reader doesn't meet the Nice Guys first? It all starts with a musician sitting in a cat cafe, drinking coffee when a skeleton with running Guyliner walks in to escape the torrential downpour of rain outside. What she doesn't know is that the longer she speaks to him, the more obsessed with her he becomes. Oh, but he isn't the only one. The Muse will go through the gauntlet of psychos wanting to hold her hand, and eventually will meet their nicer counterparts... But who's the real evil here? Words: 2584, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M Characters: Killer Sans - Character, Dust Sans, horror sans, Nightmare Sans, Underfell Sans - Character, Error Sans, bad sanses, Fresh Sans, Classic Sans, Underswap Sans - Character, Cross sans Relationships: Sans (Undertale)/Reader Additional Tags: Named Reader, Goth Reader, Smoking Hot Reader, Kinda Chubby Reader, musician reader, Lots of musical references, Stalking, SOME enemies to friends to lovers, Obsession, Killer refers to reader as Mommy- a lot, Cross Bullying, Eventual Smut, Romance, Kinda harem?, or reverse harem i guess, bad with tags, Gore and Violence, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Gaslighting, More tags later read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55723354

[puppy-the-mask]

What’s going on in Poly?Morph! (Because I wanna talk about it and ~World building~)

So the context is that basically the main house went through an anti-harem plot line. But it’s not exactly going well- It didn’t get a happy ending. The would be Mc (who I’ve named ‘Wren’ cause it’s gender neutral and sounds cool- also that means Slim can call them ‘songbird’ and I just think that’s cute) moved out and into an apartment with the CSF! Boys Razz and Slim. They’re dating Slim. At the same time Papyrus tried to amicably bring up the fact that their relationship is not at all healthy, which backfired and resulted in him getting sent away along with the other ‘outcasts’ aka- the guys that the would be antag (who is still unnamed) didnt like. This includes Chef, Bones, and Rant. Mutt wasn’t kicked out but he went with his brother. Later on Rus got away and moved in with the outcasts of his own accord as well, the situation being way too toxic for him as the others were just getting worse and sustaining a cycle of negativity.

Surprisingly Rus and Rant get along pretty well and got real close before the school year started. It’s some time mid first semester that they meet you! Who I will be calling Jack for now (which may change to either Bard or Druid). Y’all become fast friends and thus schenanigans ensue!

At some point the Fell brothers pay a visit, which goes splendidly - Jack and Edge get along just fine until things go horribly wrong~ Surprisingly Edge and Red are the coolest of the main house, they’re pretty done with all that shit- edge is ready to leave but red is still a little stuck so for now it’s just visits.

Which leads us to an AU (that may or may not become cannon) that I’m titleing ‘Here We Go Again’ where basically- about a year or 2 after ‘DND DAY’ Sans (who Jack only knows as ‘nilla’ from red talking about him- which I love) tried to isolate the soul signatures of those in the house and their brothers so he could keep them in the world and send the others away- whatever process utilized soul bonds to identify who to include but it didn’t exactly work out, so not only did it not work as intended but it flung them AND anyone bonded with a skeleton into another world. And won’t you look at that- it’s the very same world that the party escaped a year and a half(?) ago :3c what a coincidink! And my oh my they’re separated into groups!

Guess which group Jack ends up in- I bet you’ll never guess~! XD yeah you’re stuck with the main household- (Sans, Stretch, Blue, Black, and Red)who don’t even fuckinh know you. Thankfully Red does but that’s IT. And everything is ok at first but then dangers lurking around every corner AND HALF THE PARTY REFUSES TO LEARN HOW TO DEFEND THEMSELVES IN THIS WORLD CAUSE THEY JUST WANNA BE CIVILIANS BUT LIKE DUDE COME ON- I get it but work with me here. You don’t gotta kill shit just dont put the burden of keeping you alive all on one person and 2 people fighting a learning curve- even Blue wants to learn! He doesn’t wanna kill people- he’s just gonna knock the shit out of em! Take a page from his book! Jack is STRESSED sans and stretch’s CON’s are ABYSSMAL it’s so bad they’ll only take one hit and they’re freaking out cause they don’t have resurection scrolls yet and the body has to be functionable- and dust isn’t that! So yeah. But at least they get along! Until they don’t because shit goes DOWN and Jack may or may not maul some people as a bear

But in their defense they saw Rus get slashed and everything went red, nobody touches their man and lives to tell the tale.

[rosescries]

This is a bracelet for an upcoming story. It’s another Undertale AU harem fic, kind of. It’s more focused on Underlust, but pretty much everyone’s there eventually. Also kind of like a cross between the UL section of Tick Tock and Can I Keep You?

And I'm really excited for it, the more ideas and plot elements I come up with for it the more excited I get. I can't wait to post it.... at some point in the future. I don't know when yet, but eventually it will be.

Can you guess which charm belongs to which skeleton? (Here’s a hint: only the main five have a charm.)

[only-vibe-times-here]

Undertale Rant 3!

This is just a series now I guess?

It’s been a slow week, I need to do something.

I want to talk about the dating sim because that exists for some reason.

Just a disclaimer, this isn’t meant to hate or to put down anyone who’s working on the game or their interests. I’ve played both the demo and the Christmas special and they’re both really cool!

This is mainly just me talking about what I think about it personally, the popularity surrounding it and what it’s based off of. If anyone from the project asks me to take this down, I will, but overall this is for fun.

Also, spoilers for the game!

First off, can we just talk about how the game is just fanfiction come to life? Owl even writes fanfiction.

The entire story is just “House Next Door” with personalities from “SSLL” and Mutt not being a creepy yandere because that’s a thing for some reason. Instead he’s a nerd with anxiety who’s stupid because yes.

The quality of the game? Fucking chefs kiss, like holy shit. Undertale is a game about a child deciding the fate of the world but then someone decided to write “Six Skeletons One Maid” because almost every single x reader harem is based off something that hasn’t updated in 3 years. Now the entire community is filled with talents artists and writers.

I could make a presentation of how amazing the quality of the game is. The art style is adorable, the soundtrack is amazing, the voice acting is on point and the characterization for everyone is the funniest I’ve ever seen.

Next up, story! If you can even call it that?

This is my only real problem that bothers me a little. Again, the basic plot is the guys moving across the street from the player and they can romance whoever they want from there.

But that’s kind of it?

From the demo, it’s hinting towards just hanging out with the person of your choice three times and depending on what you say, you either end up with them or you don’t. But the point of a dating sim is to simulate dating, where you get to know your love interest over the course of the plot.

And I understand that the people working on the game can’t get to complex with things because it’s meant for fun, and they can go the non-traditional route if they want. But I personally feel like if it’s going to be that straight forward, then I won’t find it as fun?

I’ll still play it once the full game comes out because it’s a good idea, but that’s what I think and hope happen.

Again, this isn’t meant to disrespect anyone working on the project. They’re all very talented people who have made something really awesome. This is just my review of the game.

[occasionalsnippets]

Escapism AU (Y/n) & Passione

This is mostly about mc’s interactions with the gang including a bit of La Squadra and Unita Speciale. I’ll probably add more as I think.

Bucciarati’s Gang 

Mc crashes at their house from time to time even though she has her own apartment

This either because she wants to sleep over for fun

Or because she’s finished a mission and their house is closer

Sometimes she shows up at 2 AM and just passes out on their couch

It happens more often than it should

Bruno eventually gives her a copy of the key

She steals food from the fridge too but makes up for it by buying groceries

They leave a toothbrush and cup for her in one of the bathrooms since she comes over so much

Before everyone was recuited, there were extra bedrooms in the house that weren’t being used

They left a guest room for mc but she doesn’t use it all the time, opting to pass out on the couch first

Either Bruno or Abbacchio usually brings her to her room though Abbacchio would never admit to it

Mista draws on her face with marker sometimes but leaves her on the couch most of the time. He can’t ruin her cute face all the time

Narancia cuddles with her on the couch or join Mista in doodling

Fugo leaves her on the couch but gets a blanket and readjusts her position if it’s uncomfortable

However, after Mista got recruited, mc gave up her room so Mista didn’t have to room with anyone

Now, she just sleeps on the couch or whoever’s okay with her borrowing their bed

She has tried several times to get them to wear normal clothes outside (they dressed perfectly normally before joining the mafia!) and only about half those times did it actually work

Mc is strong enough carry everyone in the group bridal style

The only ones who gets particularly mouthy when she does is Abbacchio and Mista but only because Mista wants to carry her too

She joins Fugo, Narancia and Mista in doing stupid things but it’s fun

She knows the torture dance

Mc isn’t technically a part of their team but they consider her to be because of how often she stays over and tags along for missions

She doesn’t expect anyone to really like her the way they do despite how obvious their feelings are

Part of it is because she isn’t supposed to be in this universe in the first place, that she’s an outsider of sorts. She’s here to make sure they don’t die

The other part of it is the guilt of leaving them to die in the first timeline. She feels like she doesn’t deserve how highly they think of her because of how readily she was to let fate run it’s course the first time around, even if they don’t remember it

She’s sooner die then let any of them do the same

Giorno

Mc meets Giorno before he’s recruited into the gang since she does go to the same school as him even though she doesn’t really show up to classes that often

She’s about 2 years older than Giorno

They became friends prior to his hair turning blond and she almost didn’t recognize him but his eyes are rather distinctive

When it did turn blond, mc got a vaguely panicked call in the morning from him saying his hair turned blond for some reason

She’s the first person to braid his hair with the needlessly extra loop at the end after it turned blond

She wasn’t sure how the donuts worked but the next time she saw him he had the signature donut hair so she guessed he figured out how to do it

It becomes routine for her to braid Giorno’s hair when she notices it’s undone

She gave him a crash course on stands when he found out she had one

They spend a lot of time in libraries

Mc insists on paying for food when they get lunch together though Giorno always refuses

I feel like Giorno lowkey craves intimacy?

Mc calls him “GioGio” sometimes

Trish

Hmmmmm, gay

I really like Trish hence why she’s included in the harem

Out of everyone in the gang guarding her, she’s the closest with mc since they’re both girls which is also why Bruno assigns mc to her the most often

Convenient for Trish since it means more time to flirt

Unfortunately, mc does fall under the “are we just being nice to each other or are we flirting” when Trish is just about ready to ask for her hand in marriage

She’s flirting, no doubt

Trish lets mc rest her head on her thighs which mc can confirm is very comfortable

Trish is one of the two people she trusts to do her make up, the other one being Abbacchio

You know that picture where there’s one girl sitting on the other girl doing her makeup

That’s basically Trish and mc

Post-Vento Aureo, they stay in contact and remain good friends as Trish pursues a career as a singer

Narancia

Mc joined Fugo on that walk where they found Narancia in the alleyway so she’s partially responsible for him joining the mafia

They bring him to Libecco where Bruno is and he gets food before going to the hospital to get his eye treated like in canon

She goes shopping with him after he’s out of the hospital

They get normal clothes but the next she sees him, he’s wearing his canon outfit and she wonders why she even bothered with his fashion sense in the first place

She’s the one who buys him his bandana that he wears in his canon outfit

They’re pretty cute together actually

She calls him “Nara” 

While she isn’t available all the time to help Fugo tutor him, when she is around, she tries her best to help

They listen to music together and mc ends up reccomending a lot though some songs haven’t come out yet so she’s only able to play them on her phone

“If I run and jump at (Y/n), she’ll definately catch me!” “Wait, I’m holding a mug-” *Drops the mug and catches Narancia*

Hugs with Narancia often end with his face buried in the crook of her neck

Fugo

Probably the one mc goes with on missions the most

Part of it is because they’re the closest in age prior to everyone else joining, another part is due to mc’s nullifying ability effectively making her immune to Purple Haze’s virus

Mc be like “if I got infected with purple haze’s virus, I would simply become immune. rip to everyone else but I’m different.”

Still, Fugo is still very cautious when it comes to pulling out Purple Haze

Fugo buys her lavender hand lotion once and she decided she liked it so she continued to use it

He sorta associates lavender with mc

Mc buys him strawberry earrings. Sometimes she spontaneously buys stuff that reminds her of him

Fugo isn’t particularily fond of contact (backstory trauma) so mc tries to keep it to a minimum unless he gives an okay

Probably a few missions together where mc saves him, they’re walking down a street together and he just slips his hand into hers

Asadlskjh, I want them to hold hands

When she’s doing school assignments over at the Bucci house, Fugo helps her look over and proofread them despite the fact she has access to the internet through her phone and can search stuff literally from the future (not that he knows). She appreciates the input

I think that after Fugo leaves the group during Vento Aureo, I would like to bring him back somehow before the end of Vento Aureo

Abbacchio

He didn’t like mc at first, no surprises here, but after they went on a few missions together where she saved his life, he begrudgingly opened up

She reminds him of his dead partner due to how reckless she is in saving people

She an idiot but she’s his idiot

He’s likely one of the most worried when she gets hurt since he doesn’t want to lose another person who died protecting him

Abbacchio does come off as very tsundere seeing how prickly he is to everyone except Bruno but everyone except for mc notices that he isn’t that prickly to her either

Mc doesn’t expect him to like her to any degree so whenever anyone points out that he’s nicer to her, she’s like “what?”

They have late night talks a lot

Abbacchio stays up late drinking and mc doesn’t sleep consistently enough

Sometimes they go up to the roof of the house to talk

She has fallen alseep on him multiple times. His tiddies make great pillows. 

Generally, she’s got her head resting on his tiddies, one arm hanging over his body, the other spawled out somewhere. He keeps one arm around her head and the other around her waist

Bruno

Mc with Bruno is oddly domestic?

she helps around the house, buying groceries, helping out in the kitchen and cleaning from time to time

Bruno appreciates it a lot

If Abbacchio and mc have late night talks, Bruno and her have early morning talks when everyone else is asleep and the sun is just barely rising

Bruno keeps telling her it isn’t healthy to sleep only 3 hours so he convinces her to fall asleep for a few more hours

He spoils her a lot and brings her to cafes

Bruno is one of the last people she would expect to like her more than a friend due to the “bruno’s a mom” memes and he’s nice to everyone (almost everyone, excluding ememies), there’s no way he would like her more

Sure, he kisses the crown of her head and the back of her hand from time to time and they cook together

But they’re just good friends, right?

He frequently lectures her on being more careful and not being so reckless

Mista

They discuss weird stuff a lot

The combination of mc’s general knowledge of random things due to the internet and Mista’s bad timing when bringing up topics leads to interesting conversations

Like, your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth, your skeleton is wet, are you inside your skeleton or is your skeleton inside you?

Mc is always in a constant state of worry when he’s on a mission because his bullets always end up in his own body something

The only reason he isn’t dead yet is because his dumb*ss aura surrounds him

Mc qualifies as a cute girl 11/10

He flirts with her casually and the pistols tell her his thought even when he doesn’t want them to but she never seems to notice

“You’ve been flirting with me?” “Have been for the last year, thanks for noticing.”

Mc gets Mista a gun holster after the events of Vento Aureo because he really shouldn’t be tucking his gun in his pants like that

If someone was really angry, they could lean over and shoot his d*ck off

La Squadra

I sorta debated whether la squadra should be a part of the harem or not but I think mostly no

That’s because I don’t really have an age range for them but Risotto’s like 28 and big age gaps are creepy. So, I guess for some of the la squadra members, it’s up to interpretation whether it’s romantic or platonic. I’m inclined towards platonic though

I’m not sure if I want to save Sorbet and Gelato yet

Mc, of course, goes along for missions as she’s ordered to

La squadra is so broke. Why doesn’t Diavolo pay them more? They literally kill people for their job

Mc doesn’t crash at their house very often but she stops by to hang out and drop off food

She buys them groceries when she notices their fridge is super empty. She doesn’t need them to pay her back (her paycheck is suprisingly big), but they should stop eating takeout all the time

She usually calls Risotto to ask if there’s anything specific they want

She’s rather fond of Pesci. They go fishing together when they have time

Illuso and mc are gossip buddies

Melone gets kink shamed during missions

Ghiaccio and mc have gone ice skating together before

I don’t really have anything else for the others... I’ll think about it

When Vento Aureo begins, mc is trying to save them though she isn’t directly working with them

La Unita Speciale

These are pretty random

Tizano and Squalo are gay, mc was there when they proposed to each other

Mc gets ordered to buy food when they have meetings though it’s pretty rare

When she does show up to drop off food, it’s a constant feeling of “let me leave quicker please” because Cioccolata is freaky

She thinks she runs into Doppio way too often when she’s doing missions

The only good thing about it is that Doppio is pretty nice when Diavolo isn’t kicking about. On one hand, Doppio=nice, on the other Doppio=Diavolo

Mc feeds Secco sugar cubes when Cioccolata isn’t looking

She would not trust Cioccolata to patch up any of her wounds, he’s likely to dissect her

Mc gets missions through calls and emails but sometimes Doppio’s around to tell her what they are