#skyrim taarie

[trashiesttrashboy]

I'm going to make a post about my headcanon that Taarie from Skyrim is autistic.

Firstly we know that while Taarie explains why she's 'rude' to you (she's trying to be nice and genuinely doesn't seem to understand that she's coming across as rude), her sister is genuinely rude to people. Most Altmer seem to be like that, so Taarie is probably just masking, having learned to mask through copying the people around her (her family who were most likely rude as fuck to everyone), and that's on top of the usual Altmer rudeness/snottiness that seems to be completely socially acceptable among them.

When you try to talk to her during Rogvir's execution she says "excuse me, I'm trying to watch a traitor to the emperor loose his head" and she says it quite rudely but honestly I think she didn't realise how she was saying it and was trying to be polite so she said excuse me so she didn't come across as being rude.

[thequeenofthewinter]

Work-in-Progress Wednesday

I have been in a bit of a writing slump lately, but fret not, I am back, baby. Today, we have the lovely, the beautiful, and stunning Ralof who meets...Taarie and she completely roasts him. (As she should.)

Tagging: @oblivions-dawn, @dirty-bosmer, @inkysqueed, @skyrim-forever, @umbracirrus, @sylvienerevarine @changelingsandothernonsense @ladytanithia @bougainvillea-and-saltwater , @bostoniangirl21 , @vivifriend , @theoneandonlysemla and anyone else who wants to join me on this crazy endeavor. I don't bite. Come share your words!

Solitude, the bustling metropolis and once capital of Skyrim, is too busy for Ralof’s liking. Why did he decide to follow Elisindir here again? A red blush creeps up from under his collar as he remembers the feel of—

Not now. He swallows and bites his lip, his eyes flicking back and forth across the bustling market square. It is almost as distracting as Sentinel. Produce to the left, expensive dyed fabrics to the right. Would Dahlia like some of the embroidered silks? Ralof shakes his head. That is not what he is here for, and he is becoming too distracted. Perhaps if there is time later he can peruse the wears outside the stall in front of Radiant Raiment, but he has more important things to do.

“You’ve never seen a bath before in your life, have you?” 

A voice calls out to him in the crowd, and when he turns to look, he can see a bored-looking Altmer woman filing her nails as she leans against the eaves of the clothing shop. “Me?”

“Yes, you. Who else would I be talking to?” She clicks her tongue at him as her eyes scan down his body. “I don’t see any other men around her dressed in rags which look right about to blow off of him at the slightest breeze.”

“I take offense to that. High King Ulfric—”

“Blah, blah, blah. All I hear is whining. You’ve wasting valuable time which I could be using to help you when instead you choose to argue with me.” The woman leans forward, nodding down at the many colored fabrics before her. “I saw you eyeing some of these. If you happen to have a wife and wish to keep her—”

“I—I, um,” he shakes his head, but finds himself walking over to her stall anyway. How is it that this woman is doing this? “Well, wife, no, but a friend and perhaps—”

“I don’t really care what your story is. All I care about is alleviating the eyesore from my current vista…and the the coin jingling in your pockets, of course.” She gives him a smile which doesn’t quite reach her eyes. “Taarie, a pleasure or something like that.” 

[skyrim-forever]

Shoutout to the only Altmer marriage candidate Taarie served 💅

[onionrimgs]

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Taarie, to Endarie, after seeing Elisif the Fair: She was literally one split end from cutting her own bangs.

[helgiafterdark]

this is when my stormcloak radicalization began

[morelikesin]

Day 25 - Gossip

Taarie smoothed the fabric out with her hand, looking at Natalie from the reflection of the mirror and studying her complexion. "Now, this is an autumn yellow. It looks-"

"Not as good as the summer yellow," Endarie scoffed. "It doesn't harm you, but it certainly doesn't benefit either."

"She's right. You can pull this off - if you're satisfied with not achieving your best."

Before Natalie could acknowledge the consensus, Endarie rolled her eyes and clicked her tongue in annoyance, her attention concerned with other matters, "Like that homely Evette San. She's to be attending a meet with Jarl Elise, and for someone who makes a Solitude-defining wine, she seems quite happy to present herself in the Blue Palace in autumn green."

"She never took our advice?" Taarie questioned as she removed the collection of yellows and replaced them with a set of blues. Based on how the others were laid out, the first fabric in the set was assumed to be the summer variant. Endarie raised a brow as she examined how the shade appeared on Natalie.

"No, she didn't. Suppose she thinks it doesn't matter." Endarie tapped the fabric as it lay on her client's chest, "You certainly look better in brighter shades. It adds to your natural glow."

Natalie merely nodded, observing just how much of a difference each shade made to her countenance. She knew there was some sort of truth to these analyses, but to see it on herself was a different view entirely.

Taarie turned over the summer blue fabric to compare the winter shade, a deeper blue. "With Evette's lack of sense, I doubt she could be pinned as Bolgeir's new mystery outlet for affection. He strikes me as a debonair man."

"Winter shades are much too dark for you," Endarie declared, quickly flipping the fabric to move onto the spring blue. "They drown everything on your face out. Perhaps Bolgeir prefers those that complement spring - something Evette certainly does not."

"Unlike you, Natalie. This blue is quite good on you, even if it is a yellow shade."

"It's much too bright," Endarie needled.

Taarie shrugged, flipping the fabric once more to see the autumn blue. "I think it suits her well, sister."

Elliott leaned closer to Blóð, keeping his voice hushed as the shop was small enough as it was, "Fancy clothes and all the juicy city gossip, ay? This would be perfect, if not for all the…y'know, backhandedness."

Blóð cracked a smile, whispering back to him as their attention remained allured by the exquisitely intricate jewelry out on display, polished gold and variously cut gems properly enticing. "I've learned to push their sourness to the back of my mind."

[the-elder-polls]

so. at the absolutely wretched suggestion of my roommate:

if you don't wanna see these polls, blacklist #ideal spouse poll

don't see your ideal spouse here? go to the #ideal spouse poll tag on my blog and look for 'em there!

this poll is a multi-part poll.

[ptsilencedhill]

I booted up my old Skyrim save yesterday and I forgot that my high elf (chlorophyl) is not only level 28 with no skills except for lvl 60 destruction, he’s fucking broke and my wife (Taarie) and my two kids are stuck in breezehome. what did I spend my dark brotherhood money on because it was Not the sanctuary

[kagedbird]

A bit of a sneak peek at some self (early) birthday art. Using a screenshot I took in game of Skyrim for the area, and eyeballing the little camp. I'll have to remember to add tents!

Enjoy Allora and Lucien having an enjoyable story telling. More boys will be added near the lake. :)

Oh! And Allora's outfit is something that was mentioned in the Endarie and Taarie segment btw! I drew up her outfit designs ages ago haha. Here, have the one she's wearing, plus the "Elven Archer" design!

(The darker areas are her under armor fur, if you recall!)

[whitegoldtower]

I know I go on a lot about my favourite sexy men in Skyrim but here’s some sexy women I drool over for a change:

- SYBILLE STENTOR (apparently you can hear the screams from Solitude dungeons and suddenly my dom side has been thrown out of the window. I’m throwing down the gauntlet. Make me scream.)

- Brelyna Maryon (She’s just so cute. She gives me cuteness aggression. I see her and I want to eat the college brick by brick. *horrific singing* put your legs on my shoooouuuuuuuldeeers (ooweeooweeoooooo) hold me with your thighs, baaaaaaaaabyyyyyyy)

- Elenwen, sometimes (sometimes I’m not interested at all and other times I’m like *heavy breathing* E L E N W E N *ragdolls her around like a happy dog with a chew toy* she’s fully going to slap me) I just cross my fingers that she’s bisexual bc sometimes I do get big lesbian energy from her and it ✨destroys my soul ✨ (and that’s usually when I’m not interested because my brain goes ‘she’s not for u honey be respectful’)

- Taarie in Solitude can easily get it. Insult my outfit? Let’s play dress up, then, I’ll be your Ken doll.

- Niranye can also get it. She’s just adorable.

- The lady Thalmor soldiers that follow Ondolemar around. You like a man in uniform, I like a woman in gold plate armour. It’s a win win situation and I’ll have Ondolemar too.

- Valerica. “Look Serana; new dad just dropped”

- FARALDA. she’s probably a lesbian though ngl so I probably wouldn’t have a chance 😢 she does give off big sapphic vibes

- Arivanya in Windhelm. (And her husband, too, for that matter. I physically can’t stop myself from looking twice when she walks by)

- Fura Bloodmouth. “I eat when I’m hungry, I sleep when I’m tired and I kill whenever I’m in the mood.” Girlie knows what she wants, and I also like to eat, sleep, and kill. Let me get a little nibble on that throat; I’ll show you my fangs if you show me yours. 🫢

[chubbymoongoddess]

I wanna add something to this BTS Skyrim Au..

Jimin absolutely has beef with Taarie.

[spacefuneral]

talking to my brother about skyrim and i just remembered in my last game i had made my huge ass hearthfire or w/e house and moved my wife and kids in, but my wife is Taarie and i love her so much but she's a bastard and yelled at me for moving her to the woods. so i had my own house, the hearthfire house, and the family house, the solitude house, where Taarie talks about how she loves it there because she doesn't have to pay attention to the kids and im like uh huh and never home because im in my man cave (my mansion in the woods with my boy toy housecarl marcurio)

[frankiefrankiefrankies]

Skyrim time!

Taarie/F!Dragonborn

[helgiafterdark]