calam4r1 · 4 months ago
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let him be delusional
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doberbutts · 11 months ago
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Thank you for defending Nazis. They're just little guys. Just misunderstood, with genuine grievances. I noticed you accidentally forgot to defend child rapists. Dumb commies like you are all the same 🙄
Piss on the poor! Also I'm not a commie and never claimed to be one.
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aimseytv · 9 months ago
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when ur card declines at therapy so the therapist brings out the comfort song u listened to on repeat when u were mentally at ur lowest
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casdeans-pie · 2 months ago
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Cas doesn't need to sleep but he holds Dean through the night
He doesn't need to eat but Dean always cooks him a plate of his own
He doesn't need to have sex but [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago
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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 4: Deranged Bedfellows
(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.5)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#mdzs au#lan wangji#nie huaisang#Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU#This is the *first* part of what was supposed to be a much longer comic (LWJ's morning routine in full).#I'll finish the remaining part as a reblog to this post! I just think this is the funnier chunk.#Lan Wangji absolutely is the kind of person who has a perfect internal alarm clock for when it is time to get up.#He already has a dedicated sleep schedule. He is accurate within 10 seconds of 5am every day.#I think the Jiang disciples are most likely used to waking up around 6:00-7:00am#But the allure of having a guaranteed time keeper getting you up in the morning is worth the earlier hour.#I imagine they started outside lwj's door and slowly moved closer as the weeks went on.#Now LWJ has to cope with being way too warm in the night from all the extra body heat.#LWJ is not a fan of this but they scamper off immediately after he wakes up and they at least show initiative to follow routine.#NHS joins in only because he is a chronically heavy sleeper and needs this level of intervention to get up early.#His boldness would be a death sentence in the cloud recesses but here? Whole new game.#Yungmeng Jiang isn't a lawless land. It's just a land with different laws.#And one of those laws is to forcefully domesticate the catboy coded Lan boy through any means necessary.#Completely different tangent: I drew the thumbnail for this before I did comic 134. I then realized they had the same visual gag.#So I had to space this one out so it didn't seem like I repeated the waking up joke. That's my secret and all of you have to keep it.#And in my land the law is that snitches get itches (telepathically transfers hives onto your body)
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minty364 · 11 months ago
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DPXDC Prompt #111
Danny decides to hop to another dimension to get some sleep. His council was driving him crazy and he just wanted to sleep. He takes a nap in space after he makes sure his intangibility was working. What he wasn’t expecting was sirens waking him up and it seemed he floated into a meeting of something between superheroes.
No one was supposed to be able to get into the watchtower but the Justice League couldn’t help but stare at the teen who just woke up grumbling on the floor.
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pprodsuga · 7 months ago
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HE LOOKS SO GOOD IM GONNA DO SOMETHING SO DRASTIC
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kalofi · 1 year ago
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boys who snork mimimi vs girls who honk shoo
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littlecrittereli · 9 months ago
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Reprogrammed AU Minicomic
Whoever set off that villain alarm better be prepared to get the most brutal Wild Kratts intervention
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s-lycopersicum · 11 months ago
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catladychronicles · 2 months ago
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angryricepudding · 1 year ago
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Vic Sage and Danny Fenton because I'm still in that dp x dc phase
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Mr. Sage is in dire need of sleep, which to a hypocritical Danny, is unacceptable
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knightinink · 1 year ago
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“Again, with the horn?”
I was thinking about this & something tells me if Fizz used the horn every morning, Ozzie would eventually get used to it & sleep through it. It still works on Ozzie because the horn isn’t the only thing Fizz uses to wake him.
He has various things.
All of them extremely obnoxious, but unapologetically & fittingly Fizz.
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renonv · 6 months ago
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The original image had such a profound impact and grip on me I had to recreate it w the blorbos
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The original
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hexedwinchester · 5 months ago
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Rude Awakening
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Why Dean's gotta wake him up like that?
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immren · 8 months ago
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a very normal drow surrounded by sinister magic
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