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#sleepy answering!
canisonicscrewyou · 1 year
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sleepyconfusedpotato · 6 months
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Soap : "Yeah uhh... sure."
Gaz : *Takes photo* *sends pic to Alex and Farah*
Soap : *Sends pic to Alejandro and Rudy*
*Spreads throughout Urzikstan* *Spreads throughout the Los Vaqueros*
*Somehow the Shadows knows it too idk*
*Somehow Laswell and Price knows last*
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(They're sparring ok 👍)
idk why I drew this but I got a lil' naughty 👁️👄👁️
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hinamie · 3 months
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realizing how much i like drawing him a million years too late :<
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canisalbus · 11 months
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Sighthounds are so sleepy by nature it just makes Machete even funnier that poor guy must be absolutely EXHAUSTED beyond regular standards. The greyhounds around him are baffled that he stays up all night working.
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heartorbit · 5 months
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bugs when you lift up a rock
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Last night I got woken up by some mysterious erratic thumping outside on the building. It instantly shot me into the nighttime Fear. I tried to calm myself down but couldn’t sleep. I kept imagining I was about to hear the sliding glass door shatter or hear a malevolent creak on the stairs.
I eventually slunk my way into my wife’s room to whimper about it. They grabbed a wooden sword and patrolled the perimeter, returning to report all was okay.
Today we’re both super tired but I’m grateful I have a partner who doesn’t get grumpy about my irrational stuff.
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kai-strophics · 1 year
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My lord just say you wanna smash
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sans-guy · 1 year
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for a little bit u can now compliment crumb right to his stinky face via ask box
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temeyes · 7 months
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hear me out: Gaz tummy
(There isn’t enough love for Gaz and it make me kinda sad tbh he’s so pretty)
~Valentine
oh anon, i'll do you one better-
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gaz tatas, you're welcome
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becca-e-barnes · 8 months
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thinking about mating press with beefy!bucky. all that weight on top of you, knowing for certain he’s about to breed you?? ughhh
Oh God yes, the thought of this makes me fucking purr 🤤
Just the thought of his thick, slightly curved cock sliding as deep inside as you can take. The feeling of his tip rubbing against your cervix before he withdraws, pulling almost entirely out of you before he glides back in again.
"Good girl, 'm so proud of you. Cum nice and hard for me, I've got you. You're safe." He holds you so close, letting you sob your pleasure against his neck while he works you through another orgasm. It's tender and romantic and loving and you're beyond aware that this man makes you insanely wet.
Your thighs are still trembling as you come down from your high. Each thrust now feels like it's almost too much but with the way Bucky's groaning, he might not be able to keep it up for much longer.
"Fuck, you feel like Heaven. This pretty little pussy was made for me. Made to be mine." His thrusts are punishing but it's an addictive feeling. "I'm going to fill you. I'm not going to pull out. Going to give you a baby."
You're almost surprised how badly you want that but it's very hard to find the words to tell him; not when his thrusts are beginning to stutter and his high seems to get closer and closer.
"I'm going to fuck a baby into you." His hand holds your chin, making sure he can see your eyes. The evidence of pleasure written all over his face might've been enough to convince you that you could handle another orgasm but you'll still not quite sure that's a good idea.
Within a few more seconds, his cock is throbbing inside you, shooting stripes of hot, thick cum right against your cervix. He looks entirely content with his decision, pressing as deep as he can so you can feel him pulse and twitch.
There's not much you need to say to each other for a few seconds. Instead, it's nice to just listen to you both trying to catch your breath while your partner floods your waiting, fluttering sex with his cum.
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mysterycitrus · 7 months
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how does it feel to be talented not only with art but with writing? i think you're pretty cool! <3
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sleepyconfusedpotato · 5 months
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Okay hear me out; imagine if Andrew (Ghost and Jade's first kid) woke up in the middle of the night and walked into the kitchen for something to eat (bro got the midnight munchies) and just turned around and noticed Ghost in the frickin darkness of the kitchen with his mask and gear on since he came back from deployment and accidentally scared the living soul outta Andrew. How would jade, Ghost, and his siblings react to that? (And trust me, the oldest always has the girlish screams- Just like my brother)
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💀 Andrew Meets Ghost! 👦
Have a low-effort short comic 😂 Thank you for the inspo!! When you sent this ask this triggered something in me AND I NEED TO DRAW IT. And dude... Don't even START with Gracie hearing his lady-screech 😭🙏
(Short hair Jade hello 👁️👄👁️💗)
Bit messy since I'm very tired rn but hope you love it! (❁´◡`❁)
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cvmcicle · 6 days
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COWBOY PATROCHILLES please :3
i can't tell if this is just one person or if there's genuinely a whole community desperate for cowboy patrochilles content
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brokeback mountain play redraw, god bless, goodnight
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canisalbus · 11 months
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my smooshy sleepy dog for you. i imagine machete just eventually passes all the way out at some point
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2aceofspades · 6 months
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While I don’t ship Leosagi, I must admit, the way you draw them is adorable. Keep it up!
Waaaah thank you!! 🙌✨! I very much enjoy drawing them hehe~
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A random doodle just cuz them~
(:
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askyofexplodingstars · 3 months
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lil sebastian doodle page (ft my farmer)
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