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[starandcloud]

Worth it

Dee x Genderfluid reader

Word count: 1,159

CW: Reader is a green witch, reader is referred to as "girlfriend" at beginning and wears a dress

TW: Witchy shit and talk of deity

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In all out honesty, Dee didn’t know how he got youre. Walking around behind his girlfriend, well girlfriend today, as you bent over some mushrooms gently examining them as he held your crystals and yourbs. All of which you had gatyoured yourself, well the yourbs and some of the crystals anyways. “This one’s no good,” you said as you stood up, “too young. Deadly if I pick them now.”

you said as you stood up and bruyoud off your dress, your words made Dee’s eyebrows furrow. “How the hell can you tell?” He asked, making his sweet little girlfriend laugh and gently take your basket from him as you kissed his cheek.

“Wrong color babydoll, trained eyes see things normal ones can’t”

you hummed and started to walk down the trail again, stopping a few feet down and looking at dandelions. “What do you think of dandelion and lavender tea baby?” you asked as you looked at Dee, your eyes warm and gentle as he shrugged and walked to stand beside your, “whatever you want baby. I’ll drink it,” he said and kissed your head gently. Making your roll your eyes gently and pluck them from the ground, taking great care to pull the roots as well. Only on a few though.

“The roots will help me with my deviation,” you explained and tucked them into your basket; right next to the elderberries, “they’re good for your tummy too.” you said warmly and laced your fingers with his as you tugged him along the trail, stopping to pick flowers or gather rocks you liked.

“Lokie would love this.”

you said as you put a weird looking twig in your basket, your mind amazed Dee. No idea what the fuck you was talking about most of the time, deviation this and scrying that or spells and enchantments or why you was so insistent on him turning his socks inside out and putting on that berry necklace you had given him before they came in. “Faeries,” you had warned him, “angry vicious things.” Whatever the hell those were, but he had learned early on that he should just trust your word. Especially after you tore him a new one for playing with an ouija board and ran around his house painting with water on his walls and waving around some burning stick wyoure him and Heavy had played with it. you had been so paranoid after that, hesitant to go in the living room and jumpy at every noise you heard. you had warned him about some sort of demon but nothing had happened, he had reassured your, but you didn’t believe him. your entire witch thing he didn’t understand, but if it made your happy he didn’t care.

“Hey baby,” Dee asked as they walked, “what was that Henbare thingy you were talking about the otyour day?”

“It’s Henbane and it’s kind of a last resort type thing for spells. It’s good for love and consecration but it’s better for hexes. Just don’t use it to much, bad juju if you do.”

you explained as you laced your fingers with his and gave his hand a gentle squeeze, “and Juniper,” Dee asked. He already knew all this, he swore you could talk for hours about yourbs and their uses and you talked about them so often that he knew almost everything you did. Except for the Fae, you never talked about them with him. They made your jumpy and anxious.

“Well the berry can bring good look and prosperity and is good for home protection charms. The leaf is good for purification, luck, and self-protection charms. But overall its good for protection and love spells, just don’t eat it if you’re allergic and use it sparingly. But Mint is better for healing and strengthening your soul. It drives away illness and pain, if you use it to clean it stops bad luck and if you leave it in your wallet it attracts money and…”

Dee had honestly stopped listening halfway through, just listening your voice. Loving how sweet and happy you sounded before he stopped and kissed your head, “your adorable sweetbell,” he muttered out. Making your laugh and lean into him as he gently pulled you to his chest and kissed your head again, you buried your nose in his chest and hummed gently.

“You’re using the mineral water I made for you…”

you hummed out, making Dee smile and rock the both of you softly.

“Of course I am, you made it for me, I use everything you make for me baby…”

He softly said as he held you tighter and then slowly let go, “lets get you home baby; you look exhausted,” Dee coo���d and gently started to pull you towards the edge of the trail.

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You sat on Dee’s floor, a bandana holding back your hair as you worked on your newest spell bottle. A gift for someone.

Tarot and Oracle cards were scattered about you and you kept “aup”ing Heavy everytime he got to close, a spray bottle at your side. Sage infused into the water, just to irritate Heavy if he got to close. It wasn’t odd to see him leave Dee’s room with soaked hair and shirt, it was always a spectacle when you were there.

“What on earth are you doing?” Dee asked as you gently placed Rose Quartz around the bottle and used a dropper to put moon water into the bottle. You watched with a gentle smile as the water dripped down the crystals inside and settled at the bottom.

“Spell jar… to help you on your history test…”

You muttered out, knowing he was good enough to have a seventy-five average but also knowing how mad he got at the grades he got. So you occasionally did jars for him, purely to help him and ease his mind.

“You think it’ll work?”

Dee asked as he stood up and slowly worked his way through the spiral of your cards and bent down to wrap his arms around you, placing his chin on your head as he watched you work.

“Yeah, I’ll charge the crystals before giving it to you. The moon water will stop the crystals from sharing energy, but I still need to charge them. I saged them and removed unnecessary energy from them, so they’re okay to use an-”

Dee cut you off by tilting your head up and kissing you, “baby I love you but do me a favor and shut up,” he asked making you nod and kiss him again.

As much as your witchy shit confused him, the look on your face whenever a spell worked or you found a new crystal was worth it all. Worth every single second of his confusion and worth his heavy pockets with all your little spell jars and sweet little gifts of rocks.

You were worth it all, and that’s what mattered. That’s all that mattered.

@alixoo, @spriinglockedd

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 207

Danny does not come out of the portal. 

In fact, he’s lost. Very lost. He just wants to go home and is getting scared of everything around him because he doesn’t know what’s going on. But! But he’s found an (admittedly also terrifying) castle or keep or whatever they’re called that all the ghosts avoid!

It never exactly enters his mind that they might have been avoiding such a place for a reason. 

In unrelated news, the first thing Fright Knight sees after his sword was (accidentally) knocked free from its prison is not a blob ghost- they’ve done it a few times over the eternities- but a ghostling. A newborn ghostling, who promptly bursts into tears to his genuine horror. What did he do?!

[limesquares]

Auxiliary weapons showcase for H-Series Homunculi:

[brokenrefraction]

water dispenser roboe

[julijbee]

girlbossing too close to the sun.

[gayjedicoded]

hey babe new personality chart just dropped

[to-be-a-dreamer]

The Wild Life Spreadsheet

Alright so if you don't know me: Hello, hi my name is Saf and I made a huge Google Sheet for Secret Life last year! (BTW I finally finished the gifted hearts page so if you were following it but never got to see the finished product because I Didn't Finish It feel free to check it out now!) It was a lot of fun and I know a lot of people found it helpful to have all the stats in easy-to-read tables and graphs so after the absolute trainwreck of this past session I decided to go ahead and make one for Wild Life! It's going to be a little bit different from the last spreadsheet so consider this the user manual.

Lives at End of Session

This sheet will show you how many lives each player has at the end of each session! I've also included a slicer, which allows you to filter the table and graph by specific players if you want to see one player's progression or compare a few to each other!

Death Count

This sheet shows the number of deaths per player and per session. The deaths per player graph can be filtered just like the lives remaining graph!

Causes of Death

This sheet breaks down what caused each player's death, what session they died in, how many lives they had left after their death, and which deaths were directly caused by a Wild Card! (And my GOD these snails)

Kill Count

The same as the Death Count sheet just will kills per player!

Let me know if there's other stats that would be interesting to track or if there are any issues with the sheet!

[rocketbirdie]

i see it's that time of the year again where people start hating on the english localization of remake/rebirth despite having next to no understanding of how large scale translation projects work 🙃

[detshin]

Lowkey one of his best appearances hands down...

[bitchfitch]

I had a shrink appointment today and while I could not see it I knew my doc was going through the five stages of grief while I explained my fool proof strategy for doing my t shots despite a crippling fear of needles: By abusing my vastly more crippling fear of being an inconvenience.

My mother and I play phasmophobia together every week. she usually has a pretty limited time to do this bc she's like. a doctor and a college professor whos always busy. So I asked her to just. hold me to doing them. We don't start playing until the shot is done. so my needle fear doesn't matter because now it's Wasting™ her time and I have to do it quick. Using one neurosis to defeat another.

It's a horrible coping mechanism because it's feeding the inconvenience fear, but it is definitionally a coping mechanism.

[cruesuffix]

Red, White, And Crüe Interview~

in which the boys talk about the reunion and everything to do with how they came together to put on the Carnival Of Sins tour!

highlights include:

- vince mentioning his plastic surgery thing and saying he didn’t want to come out looking like axl (the shade… vince get over it, your beef is like decades old atp!!)

- tommy talking about how worried he was for mick and how if it had been up to him, they would have waited for mick to be fully recovered before going on tour. (also interesting mention of doing the tour to support his kids financially… idk how to explain it)

- nikki pretty much blowing off any concerns by saying mick was a lot worse than he was before the reunion plans started.

- mick pretty much saying he wasn’t fully recovered yet but already felt like he was getting worn out by the things the band was doing to prepare for the comeback. it kinda feels like he was pushing himself to recover a bit faster than he should have (ofc when you factor in the fact that the band practically threatened to replace him with dave navarro if things took too long or he couldn’t perform… that checks out).

[lolfurbyscribbletheartblog]

The rest of first Squad since I haven’t gotten to drawing them yet until now as well as doodles of Sonia and the Yakshas as well as crossovering Half Life and Hero 108 again now featuring Dr. Kleiner and Lamarr. Anyways enjoy! :P

[blockgamepirate]

I think if I could give the QSMP team one piece of advice, it would be to hire someone who's a really good and experienced TTRPG gamemaster as a consultant

That's a very specific and difficult skill to acquire (I definitely couldn't do it) but it could do so much for the storytelling and the events. Even just small things that an experienced GM could tweak subtly because they know how to direct or redirect players smoothly in the directions they want them to go, without having to force it

And they would probably be able to predict certain player reactions and prepare for them better

I mean obviously it's not all transferable to this format, livestreamed Minecraft roleplay is very different from a tabletop roleplaying game, but I think a lot of it would be, understanding player psychology, etc.

And I get the feeling that the current admin team is maybe more experienced in like video game design? or maybe Minecraft adventure map design? rather than a fully interactive medium (I mean it would make a lot of sense to hire adventure map designers for a project like this, and it definitely seems like they have people who are very talented at those kinds of skills, so I'm assuming that was a priority in their recruitment efforts)

My point is, having a different perspective would help, I think, and good GMs are still such an underrated talent

[bloodsherry]

🔞-slightly

🦀: Chibi, Chibi, CHIBI

🐌: what

🦀 is typing...

🐌: I don’t have all day, you bastard

🐌: What are you typing? bible?

🦀: I wanna hold your hand

🦀: I wanna sleep cuddling

🦀: I want you to tell me I’m a good boy.

🦀: no, I’m YOUR good boy

🐌: Dazai, wtf

🦀: and I want you to choke me with your d1ck until I can’t breathe anymore

🐌:

🦀: tie me to the bedpost and use me

🦀: step on my d1ck

🦀: pull my hair

🦀: I want it all, Chibi. i wanna be your pet

🦀:

🐌: where are u?

🦀: rn???

🐌:

🦀: in the bath, the food didn’t agree with me and

🐌: TOO MUCH INFORMATION

🦀: Chibi doesn’t love me?

🐌: give me an hour, asshole.

[the-technorats]

shoey mike

[violent138]

Barbara probably has the perfect voice for podcasts or informational documentaries, but very few of the Batkids or Birds of Prey can ever listen to any of her side gigs without having a conditioned fight or flight or anxious response kick in.