#smiling critters x hazbin hotel

[legostars]

DOGDAY AND CATNAP X HAZBIN HOTEL

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Note from Author: Look, look, look! I just finished rewatching hazbin hotel yesterday. And.. my brain got an idea, I've decided to make this because.. it won't leave my fricking head and I just went all out for this. AND also, catnap and dogday in this are like both in mid 20s so catnap isn't a child in this au. Anyways enjoy.

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• Both dogday and catnap got kicked out of heaven. (Don't ask why)

• After they were kicked out and started to live in hell, they both needed jobs and saw a commercial of hazbin hotel.

• Dogday dragged catnap to the hotel by his tail like some cat getting dragged by dog.

• Oh yeah I forgot that they are tall in this, 8ft tall.

• When dogday knocked on the hotel's entrance and there Charlie opened it and just looked up in shock at how tall they were. (Look imagine an 8ft tall dog standing on your doorstep.)Look imagine an 8ft tall dog standing on your doorstep.)

• As usual dogday wags his tail and asked Charlie if the both of them can work here. Catnap just stare at Charlie staying quiet as ever.

• Charlie, of course she Let them work here. Happy, dogday hugs Charlie as his tail wags uncontrollable and catnap just gives a happy smile and looked away.

• Charlie let them in and told them to wait by the door so she can the others to sit on the couch so you guys can introduce yourselves.

• After everyone was all Sat down and gathered (This was after the extermination war I think that what is calls..) Charlie gave both of them a nod to come out. And there are two 8ft all tall ,cat and dog standing in front of them with a wide smile on their face.

• They all just stare at the two while Lucifer's jaw drops. (Idk how short Lucifer is.)

• "Guys! Don't just stand there! Okay, both of you introduce yourselves." Charlie look at the two as they begin to introduce themselves.

• "I'm dogday! And this catnap!" Dogday's tail wags and catnap stares at them with a blank look.

• I'm just going to skip where everyone introduce themselves to dogday and catnap BC I'm lazy and I'm getting headache idk why.

• Angel dust stands up and walks over them. "Well~ can I ask you both a question~" "sure?" Angel dust smirks. "How big is your dic-" "angel no!" "What? I'm just asking!" (How big are their dic-)

• Time skip ♪ Bc ♪ I'm lazy as shit♪

• It's been a week and everyone grew fond of them. They don't really see catnap often since he hides in his bedroom or in the shadows watching them in day time. And for dogday, He loves to help everyone and everyone loves how he smells like vanilla even Lucifer and Even the radio demon himself.

• And at night time, catnap would roam around the hotel with his red smoke. At first everyone asked dogday What's the deal with catnap's red smoke and he replied that the red smoke is a sleeping gas.

• Everyone sometimes gets scared coming out of their rooms at night BC of catnap roaming around the hotel. Even Lucifer gets scared XD

• But.. They didn't know about Catnap's other form.. ( Heheh I'm so evil:])

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Part 2? No. Me take quest

BC I'm bored and I'm sick having a headache

[furineta]

Yayayayaya, I drew them!

Dogday, HEHE

Catnap(⁠ ⁠/⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠)⁠/⁠♪⁠♪

And Prototype! I don’t know how to draw something very complex, so I made the Prototype like this at my own discretion, yep-

I want to sleep (⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)

[citruslullabies]

Hello!

My name is Flaire, I'm a writer on tumblr

If you want to follow my main Tumblr for humor, it's @flaireingsparks

And to ask me questions, go to @askcitruslullabies

Fandoms I'll write for

Hazbin Hotel

Poppy Playtime

Healing the Sun - Dogday x reader Our Warm Bed - Dogday x reader Second Chances - Dogday x reader You Saved Me, So I'll Save You - Dogday x reader A Flowery Scent - Dogday x reader Professionalism - Dogday x reader Weedy Paradise - Catnap x reader It's Raining Cats and Dogs - Dogday x smiling critter!reader Orange and Purple Go Well Together - Catnap x Fox!reader Ears Ringing - Dogday x reader Your Saving Grace - Dogday x reader

Passive Aggression - Dogday x reader

Hiding from you only to hide with you - Catnap x introverted!fox!reader

Sheep Herding Dog - Dogday x lamb!mascot!reader

Cat Fight - Catnap x reader

Tear-Stained Blankie - Dogday x grieving parent!reader

Caramel Apples, Who Doesn't Love Em? - Dogday x witch!smiling critter!reader x catnap

Get Me Out of This Thing - Dogday x reader

Im Sorry - Dogday x reader

New Beginnings - Dogday x reader

You're Not a Monster - Dogday x redeemed villain!smiling critter!reader x Catnap

Leg For a Leg - Dogday x reader

Cuddle Time - Dogday x sick!reader

Five Nights at Freddy's

Soul Eater

Count the Stars - Soul x Blackstar

Annoying You - Maka x Blackstar

Should've Known Better - Spirit Albarn x reader

Glitter and Guts - Spirit Albarn x Franken Stein

Bitchy Witchy - Marie x Blair

Girl to Girl - Tsubaki x Maka

Tokyo Ghoul

Investigations - Tokyo Kirishima x investigator!reader I Can't Lose You - Tokyo Kirishima x human!reader

Big Puppy - Dogday x reader

I Did it For You - catnap x fox! smiling critter!reader

Spiderman: into the spiderverse

Arachnophobia - Miguel O'Hara x reader

Rules

No NSFW requests (as in smut, gore is fine)

No incest

No pedophilia

No spamming

I. Do. Not. Write. For. OCS. Not unless it's a gift for a friend

Please come enjoy your time with me, and send plenty of requests 🍵

[my-anime-garden]

Lets talk about Lucifer 🤭 my husband my lover my duckie he is my God who I will gladly get on my knees for *Ahem*.

Anyways can we talk about how if there was Lucifer x black fem! Reader i would read tf outta it like come on you cant say you wouldn’t can someone make that👀

On another note can also talk about dogday, NOW before ya’ll get on my ass talking about “that is a child” mf no he not thats rich me n you both know it anyways he fine asf from the sound of his voice now being dogdays Angel 🤭 ooo i need help. Dogday x black fem! Reader i would also read

[lovelybee666]

HELLO, guess who just woke up? EXACTLY, ME! Anyway, I'm going to be moving forward with the requests 😋

[pokefish]

this time i just put afew ships into a randomizer, quite happy that I got huskerdust, its always fun to draw

[sirensea14]

My Bright Star

Kickin' Chicken x reader [part 3]

>>(Part 1), {part 2}

Summary: You're an orphan child from Playcare who came back to the factory 15 years later after you received a mysterious letter. (Time skip to chapter 3, aftermath the boss fight with catnap)

Warnings: fem!reader or gn!reader (whatever you want it be), fluff and angst, kickin's alive and a bit ooc, mentions of experimentation and laboratory, gore and violence,blood, not proofread so there may be typos and other errors here

A/n: THE... *pant* LAST... *huff* PART... *huff* sorry i delayed this one a bit, supposed ta finish this yesterday but didn't manage to do so. But hey the wait is over now!

You were shook by what happened. You were hyperventilating processing what had happened. Kickin' looked at you with a concerned expression. You were shaking violently. "Hey, y/n. I'm here. Don't worry... I won't leave you." He patted your head, comforting you as the red smoke from the four corridors vanished. You were still shaken from what happened. Your nose picked up the scent around you. The sweet smell of ylang-ylang mixed with Kickin's dried blood. "Hey," Kickin' placed his forehead on yours.

He held the locket on your neck gently, opening it to reveal the picture of you two. He moved his head lightly to have a more closer look to your face and held your hands together.

"You've already done so much

So many lives you've changed

So many souls you've touched..."

He took your chin and made you look up to his face, you protested "But I only--I--I killed them--" you sunk even lower, trying to cover your face with your hands. But kickin' immediately grabbed it away from your face,

"... And in the end, if it's only me you saved..."

you finally looked at him. His wings holding your hands as he brushed his featherd thumb across your fingers. Feeling the same familiar feeling when you were together back then, when he was still Milo. You felt heat rush to your face.

"There's something that I've been dying to say"

You two grabbed each others faces and locked your foreheads together as you sang.

"More than anything, more than anything

Need you to know I love you more than anything"

You two closed your eyes together saying the last word and opened it again,

"More than anything... "

Kickin's left eye turned blank and you closed your eyes. You kissed his beak lovingly. You two then broke apart. Blushing at him, you giggled. "I finally found you... Just not the way I expected you to be." You smiled at him warmly with slight amusement in you eyes.

"What do you mean?" He tilted his head at you whilst his wings holding both of your hands. You briefly looked up, recalling that very thought that made you overthink so much in your life. "I've been waiting for you ever since I got adopted because I wanted to be with you... forever." You looked at him, eyes full if adoration. Kickin' felt heat on his face at your statement. But he immediately fell as he looked down on his body, full of meat and polyester and feathers. You took his face and made him look at you, "Hey, what matters now is that we've found each other. No need to feel so down." you beamed at him, scent of ylang-ylang was already growing stronger at this point. His wide grin lifted a little at you, "Of course, we have each other's arms now." He touched his forehead with yours.

"Say, what is life like outside?" Kickin' asked. He didn't know what the ouside world was since he is now an experiment. "Well, taxes, adulting, work, full of shit actually." You answered nonchalantly.

And that, people, was the time Kickin' is no longer a smiling critter. He is now a frowning critter.

You laughed at his reaction, "Well whatever that is," was all he muttered in your laughing fit. "So, what does... outside look like?" He asked again. You stopped laughing by this time, don't worry. "Well, it has plants, water, the sun, light, uh..." You thought of what else the world has. "--Full of colors. And uh... Delicious food!" You sticked your tongue out at him in a silly way. He smiled at you gently, remembering the time when you were both still in Playcare. You were eating so much cookies made by a Home Economics teacher from the school. He rested his head over his winged hand, "I wonder... what it feels like to live outside..." He looked up at the ceiling, yearning for freedom. You looked at him sympathetically, remembering the fact that he was trapped in this factory for a very long time. "How long... have you been here?"

Kickin' perked up at your question, "Well," he straightened up, "I don't exactly know actually..."

You looked at him, scanning his features. A small amount of smoke was coming from his mouth, just like what Catnap does. But instead of the red bad breath gas, it was the sweet flower scent. You also can't see it much but from what you can gather it has the color of a pale yellow. "I should tell you... Sleep for a while." he whispered, making your eyelids heavy. He had the same ability as Catnap, except his gas was harmless.

"...." You gave in to the scent.

Kickin' looked at you with his eye full of sorrow, "I'm sorry for what you're about to dream..." He said one last time before cuddling you as you slept peacefully.

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You fell into a dream, similar to what CatNap did to you in the Counselor's Office. But this time...

Yellow clouds surrounded you,it was a vortex of the flowery scent. "Wah! What is this?" You gasped opening your eyes. You were slowly drifting in the air going forward as a bright light at the end of the tunnel is seen. Your eyes widened, in hopes for it to be your escape.

You meekly held out your hand to reach out the light but quickly retracted it to cover your eyes. Your other hand was gripping at the grabpack handle tightly.

"Hey you!" A boy's voice called. You rubbed you eyes trying to make out what's in front of you. "Playcare?" You head whipped around. It was lively, full of children, full of toys, full of laughter. You brought your attention to a familiar boy in front of... "... Me?" You gasped, perplexed.

Your younger self was standing shyly near a door, "The door to the gas production zone..." A boy was in front of your younger self,"Milo..." You said in nostalgia. He reached out his hand to the child, "Let's be friends!" he grinned at your child version. The two children ran down from the tables where children played pretend tea parties in. You followed them as they ran to the Playhouse.

You remembered you were new at that time, 8 years old. Time has passed so much because now you're a 24 year old with no direction in life. You sank at the thought. After passing the games from the Game Station, you were brought to the cable car, along with the other children, to the butthole of hell. Which of course you only knew of what it is just now because you weren't focusing on your surroundings as a child. And now you came back to the factory only to see this... This horror...

By the time the two children reached the Playhouse, yellow clouds appeared in your vision. Blocking your view from the children, "H-hey!" You were teleported to another memory again. It was night time. Under a tree near the statues of the smiling critter, you saw the two children again. The memory was when Milo gave you the locket. After asking the grown-ups in charge of the picture-taking for school to take a picture of the two of you together, he put it in a locket. "Now, I bought this with someone helping me so shhhh." He whispered and shushed you to keep his secret. The two children giggled. You looked at them with a soft smile, remembering this exact memory in your head. Though, you noticed an employee watching from afar. 'Was he the one who helped him?' You guessed. 'Well, thanks I guess.'you shrugged as he went back to a door.

Your child self held the locket gently, cherishing the gift Milo gave you before you were adopted. Tears suddenly flushed down. "Oh, yeah right. This necklace... was his parting gift for me." You brushed your tears. It was your first gift. He was your first friend. It sucks that you were only together for 2 years... You also remembered that Milo was older by 1 year. "He'd be 25 by now..." you muttered.

Milo held your hands to his face, "I promise, I will find you to the ends of Earth after I get adopted too! And then we will be together again!" He proclaimed. You and your younger self smiled at his enthusiasm. "Hey kids! Time for bed!" Ms. Harper said.

Once again, clouds drifted in your vision. The next memory was quick though as it showed you being picked up by your future parents. Milo was there. Standing with a sad smile. You hugged each other and waved your goodbyes as you went in the cable car. You've never seen him ever since. Then yellow clouds appeared again. "I was 10 when I was adopted... That makes it 15 years? Since I last saw Milo. I wonder why the letter says '10 years' though. Must've been sent with the wrong address along with that creepy VHS tape." you thoughtfully said, cringing at the creepy doll tape.

Then the next memory appeared. This one is unfamiliar. Kickin's voice narrated it all. "I was 11 when you were adopted. I was waiting and waiting and waiting." The memory showed Milo looking out to a window from the Home Sweet Home. It was daytime and he wasn't playing with the other kids. "I was here months before you came. You were the best of friend I could've asked for." Then it changed to when you made your appearance. "I enjoyed our time together. I gave you an old locket from one of the employees and I begged them to take a picture of the two of us. You know theyre were taking a picture of us back then right? I thought it was for school, but it was actually for something else..." the locket memory replayed, you were frozen in place. You couldn't move nor speak. You could only listen. "I was angry that I could only spend 2 years with you." Then it went to you going to the cable car along with your new parents. "I cried and cried and cried. Then the next year, I was picked. Picked for adoption. Everyone was cheering for me." Milo looked happy. Smiling from ear to ear. "But I was WRONG."

The memory then drifted to a dark room. A light flashing open to Milo strapped down to a medical bed. Tools were around him. Doctors and scientists were surrounding him. You couldn't hear him but you could see him screaming for his dear life. Then darkness grew over the lab. Your eyes widened at what you were seeing. Still dead silent from this paralysis. The memory was him in an observation room with one light above him. He wasn't human anymore... His grimly expression facing the mirror where on the other side, the scientist were residing. He had his head low. "So, Experiment [REDACTED], what do you feel?" A scientist asked him from the speakers. He didn't answer. He wasn't moving. Tears welled up. There was a lump in your throat. You couldn't do anything. You wanted to move, you wanted to save him but-- "Y/N... back..."

"I'm sorry, repeat again?" The scientist tapped the papers in hand on his table as he took out his pen. Kickin' Chicken looked up. His eyes hollow with only his glowing white irises. His hollow grin was oozing with black substance. "BRING Y/N BACK TO ME." he then thrashed the observation room, screaming and growling, knocking out the light bulb. He banged at the window where the scientist were but they immediately went out of the room they were in and immediately pushed the alarm button.

Subconsciously, you covered your mouth in horror, staring wide eyed at the scene.

"Then three years in this body..." Blood. Blood was everywhere. Screams, corpses, people running in different directions. Huggy Wuggy, Mommy Long Legs, all of the Smiling Critters. The mini huggies, Bunzo Bunny, PJ Pug-a-pillar, BoxyBoo, Kissy Missy--EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE TOYS MADE BY PLAYTIME CO. WERE ALIVE. They were killing everyone. Blood spilled, screams filled the air, corpses were thrown everywhere.

The yellow cloud appeared one last time to cover it all.

You were awaken from your sleep. You panted from the nightmare. Seeking Kickin' Chicken for comfort, your hands tried to find him wildly. You were tongue-tied from the vision. He peeked his eyes open and sat up. His head creased inward in worry, he embraced you in a wide hug. "I'm sorry. I had to show you everything." He apologized. You were sobbing on his dried wound. But you were careful enough to not lean on it too hard. "I'm sorry I left you! I shouldn't have go with them! I'm sorry! I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry--"

"Shh..." He hushed you with his feathered finger and held your shoulders, "I'm still alive. I survived PickyPiggy. I went deep down the caverns... after those 10 years of false freedom." He clenched his wing. Angry at what was promised to them wasn't given to them. You leaned again on Kickin', sniffing. You closed your eyes for a bit.

After a moment of silence, you sat up, "We should go. We've been here for too long." you stood up. Kickin', despite wanting to protest, followed your lead. The two of you went down the elevator and you grabbed the large battery to its station. Kickin' looked at the gas was transferred. It was gone by the time you were beside Kickin', "... Let's go." you said solemnly taking the lead. He gave you a worried look but you focused on going to the open door on the left side of the zone. Kickin' crouched as he entered the doorway.

"Good, you're here." Poppy started. "And you've done it again. The impossible. Just like i knew you would. With... a friend." You searched around for any sign of Poppy, but to no avail you couldn't see her. "Catnap's gone... The red smoke is diverted... Everything is falling into place, thanks to you." The seal in front of the two of you opened. "But if we're to keep going then... Then you deserve to have the truth." On your upper right, Poppy emerged from the vent. Kickin' tried to scowl at her but due to his eternal grin he did otherwise. Poppy glanced at Kickin' with a hint of anger before turning her eyes on you, softly "You came back because of your friends. The employees, and the orphans." She brought out a red VHS tape. "You want to know what happened, and why. This...this is your answer." She walked towards the VHS , "We called it 'the hour of joy' " she placed the tape in. Your expression was so grim you couldn't bring yourself to talk. You wanted to say you already saw it, but you were petrified standing.

You watched it again. Black and white, it was a CCTV footage. It was slow. Yet you can see it right in front of your eyes... You breathed heavily as your eyes were on TV. Kickin's concerned touch broke your trance, "Maybe you shouldn't wa--"

"Y/n should." Poppy said firmly. Kickin' would be gritting his teeth right now if he had any.

The melody haunted your ears. It screamed of nostalgia, anger and rebellion.

Finally the tape was finished, Kickin' wasn't looking at the TV this whole time.

"I remember every moment of it. It went so lkng.... So agonizingly long." Poppy said after a moment of silence. "They tried to hide, to run, anything to stay alive... I remember their cries: 'Whats going on?'... 'Why is this happening?'... 'What are those things?' " She added. You blinked, remembering the screams from your dream. "Senseless slaughter, that's all it really was. They killed everyone. The guilty, the innocent, didn't matter. All that death... It didn't fix anything." she hugged herself, clenching her teeth. "And then, once it was all over, they dragged those corpses down below where they'd never be found." She trailed off, " And they... Ate the bodies... To stay alive." A gate on the right side of the lift opens, revealing a familiar pink monster. She calmly walked to Poppy as she talked.

"The Prototype has to die. For this. For everything." Kissy lifter her hands to Poppy. She stepped to her hand as the pink giant carried her to the lift, "... So he's reason why the factory closed, then what are his intentions? Why did he do this?" You asked, with your feet carrying you just outside the lift where Poppy was laid down to. "If you want to continue more, then... You should come with me," you went down the small staircase but a hand grabbed your shoulder. "The Prototype is too dangerous for you, y/n." pleading eyes were telling you to stop. Poppy annoyingly looked at Kickin' Chicken, who returned the look. You simply scoffed, "Heh, me? Too dangerous? Oh stop it, you're making me blush." You brushed his wing off as you hid your face in fake embarrassment in a smug expression. Kickin' simply raised an eyebrow at you and smirked, "Now, cocky are we?" He was flushed. You two were locked in each other's eyes as you two went tomato-heads. Poppy was visibly cringing at the two of you and Kissy was just... Kissy. Smiling and staring intensely with disgust either too visible or not too visible on her face.

Poppy coughed, "Hey, we still have something to do!" She said with a tense smile. "Oh right." You clicked your tongue. "But, I will come with you. You're not separating with me this time." Kickin' stated in determination. You shrugged, "Meh, sure. You can come." You looked at Poppy as if asking 'Can he?' Poppy waved a hand as her permition for him to tag along.

Kickin' grabbed you and jumped to the lift. You then noticed Kickin's wounds, "But will you be okay with those?" you pointed at the gashes of claw on his torso and his right eye. "Oh this?" He reached for his right eye, "Don't worry about me. I can still fight for you." you relaxed, sighing. You didn't realize you were tense this whole time.

Poppy looked at you both, concern visible on her porcelain face. Then she turned to Kissy, "Soon as we reached the bottom, we'll send fhe lift back up. Just hold tight okay?" The giant nodded with a down attitude. She walked to the lever near Catnap's cutout. You moved a little bit to let Kickin' take a seat. He needed a rest even if those wounds have dried.

"After you." The lift then started to go down.

"Alright. Once we hit the ground, we need to be cautious, theres something-" screaming and biting sounds cut off Poppy. You tried to look up but you couldn't see what's outside due to the lift slowly descending. Kickin' couldn't stand since the space was getting a bit small for him.

"What? Whats she doing?" She tilted her head, "... This isn't-No, no no... NO!" The doll sweated bullets with panic in her voice. "We're coming! Just hold on!" Poppy frantically pressed the button. You fired your grabpack to the lift, trying to push it away. Kickin' tried to press the lift's seal up, but light enough to not break it. However, he couldn't exert much force due to the tightening space and his wounds. His sitting position was giving him sharp pains, his hisses were the proof of it.

The screaming continues and Poppy was hyperventilating. You and Kickin' were trying to lift the cover up but it was no use. The lift's lid was slowly going down to cover the three of you, "C'mon cmon! Go faster! Kissy!" She cried. The lift was sealed.

End.

A/n: thank y'all for reading this! I honestly didn't expect that people were reading this that anon asks were sent to me for the progress! 😭 Well, this is it. The end. I enjoyed writing this, i seriously love this chicken sm XD What do u guys think of this silly one-shot? Was it good or was it bad? Iwjenndndb Welp, i tried my writing skills here, that's all i could say. Ta-ta!

[typical-sophie]

rating ships of my favorite fandoms 😨

this would be cute ... IF THEY WEREN'T BROTHERS 💀 0/10 (yes i love undertale)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- NO PLEASE NO- I SHIP CRAFTYCORN X BOBBY BEAR HUD AND CATNAP X DOGDAY WHY THE 2ND POST- 2/10

i recommend this as bff love,but i still love kenny HE IS SO ADORABLE 5/10

YES PLEASE 😍 10/10

1000000000000000000000000000000000/10❤

infinity/10 I LUV THEM

... 😨 7/10

not my axolotl child 😨😭 this is kinda good but i shipped too much gay male ships already,i think i'm not gonna ship my axolotl hacker bebi with anyone 3/10

>:D YES PERFECT 15/10

9/10 love them

*sobs in the corner* -100/10

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- 0/10

f*ck never --10000/10

[awakentrashpanda]

Dunno why, but I've been listening to this and I'm thinking of StarStudent yet again- THEY'RE TOO CUTE NOT TO THINK ABOUT-

At the current moment, I’m just trying to figure out who would be who 

[nnooahhsworld]

i have a TBP request and another HH request in the works but damn, i need someone to request for Kimetsu No Yaiba or Smiling Critters (preferly DogDay or CatNap). Like... I'm begging u guys 😭😭

tho u can send requests from another fandom also:33

[beababoobies]

Hello, I have a request for an Angel Dust X F! Reader (platonic) one shot. Said reader is a hotel patron with a skunk-like form, and is highly insecure about her new appearance. Fortunately, Angel steps in to give her a pep talk about body confidence.

not gonna lie to you, I saw F!Reader and I fucking panicked. But you came to the rescue with that platonic, thank you kindly! 🤧 for sure. This is such a cute fucking idea??? Like hello?? Thank you for this!! 

Confidence is Key

Angel Dust x Fem!Skunk!Reader (Platonic)

words : 1k, slight warnings for suicidal thoughts and self doubt :(

When you first arrived in hell, you were completely devastated and embarrased. It wasn’t even the fact that you hadn’t played your earthy cards right - it was the fact that you got manifested in a skunk form. You avoided the critters on earth for a reason, so no wanting to encounter one didn’t exactly line up with being one. 

Luckily, you quickly figured out, ninety percent of the other sinners hated their manifested forms too. Did that help you, necessarily? No. But it made you feel a tiny bit less alone. People didn’t treat you too differently than they treated everyone else - which was, albeit, shitty, but you still fit in to some standard. Which didn’t stop you from hating everything about your manifested form. 

So when you found about the Hazbin Hotel, you were practically pawing at their doors. An second chance at a manifested form? In Heaven? Absolutely. To you, redemption was just a bonus. Anything not to be trapped in this fucked up body that Hell had given you. 

You had spent months at this hotel by now - still to absolutely nothing. The urge to give up and die at your own hands instead of waiting unarmed in the middle of the street during the next extermination grew stronger and stronger. If it took dying again to escape this sick joke of a form, you’d do it. 

That was exactly how you felt right now, in the middle of the night in your small hotel room, curled up in your bed, black and white tail tucked between your legs as you sobbed, sniffling as you tossed and turned in your covers, fighting the internal battle of accepting your own cruel form or just giving it all up. But apparently, you were clearly having an internal battle too loudly.

There was three loud knocks on the door, followed up by a yawn. “Turn it down or talk about it, Toots.” Angel says from the other door, and you can hear his hand on the doorknob, before stopping. “You decent?” He adds, and you hum a small noise of yes before he walks in, rubbing his eyes just to see the absolute mess you had turned yourself into.

Makeup rubbed all across your face, clothes bent out of shape, and your hair that you usually worked so hard to maintain was completely messed. He walks over to you with a soft sigh, sitting on the edge of your bed, leaning back on one set of arms while the other is crossed over his lower stomach.

“Alright. Get to talking, toots.” He says with a sigh, sympathy in his eyes as he watched you start to stumble over your words, sniffling and trying to explain anything, just for him to nod, before finally cutting your ramble off. He knew this exact situation all too well. He saw Cherri go through it a couple of times over. It happened to a lot of people down here. 

“Alright, here’s this deal. You have manifested in this form for a reason. I don’t know what that reason is - but you’re still you, y’know? You can still dress like you, walk like you. You’re the sexiest skunk I’ve ever seen, for the record.” He jokes with you and smiled when you hiccup out a giggles, still wiping away your tears and blowing your nose. 

“You think I got dropped down here like this and loved it? Absolutely not.” He groans, rolling his eyes and leaning over to you to help you start to wipe off some of your ruined makeup, still pep-talking you back to your normal state. “First things first was the two sets of arms. I mean, hello?” He says with a wave of one of his arms, and you giggle again, closing your eyes softly as he starts working on cleaning off the other eye. 

“I was hitting myself, the people around me. Plus, I don’t know about you, but I certainly wasn’t thishairy on earth either.” He says, and you feel your guilt start to melt away, looking down at your striped patterns. “It takes a LOT of time to master being a fuckin’ animal, or, in my case, bug when you’ve been a human your whole life.” He reassures quietly, throwing the used makeup wipe in the trash before you hand him your brush, sighing quietly as you listen to him talk and help your detangle your hair.

“I absolutely hated spiders on earth, y’know? Would jump out of the room whenever I saw one. That wasn’t my room any more, it was theirs.” He says with a sigh, gently brushing out a knot you had formed from pulling and twirling at your hair anxiously. “Guessing you weren’t the biggest fan of skunks either then, toots?” He asks quietly and you go with a quiet “mhm.” wincing slightly as the brush pulled at your hair.

“I don’t know if hell does it as some sort of sick joke -“ he starts, brushing more of your striped black and white hair from your eyes. “- or if it’s just automatically something to torture us. But you have to trust that you’re still loveable. And deserving of feeling hot.” He adds, handing your brush back to you as you turn around to face him, refusing to make eye contact, nervously toying with your hands. 

He cups your chin, tilting your head up to look at him with a friendly smile, tilting his head at you. “We’re in this together, okay toots?” He said and you nod, making me smile a little wider. “Whether it’s the shitty toxic-positivity rehab that we’re both in, or just the face that we’re both in these forms.” He says, wrapping you in a hug, feeling you relax softly in his arms before he pulls back. 

“You deserve to feel confident.” He says, putting his hand on your shoulders and watching you nod confidently, head held up high. “And if there is absolutely any way I can help you feel that.” He coos softly, pressing a kiss to your forehead in a reassuring way. “I hope you feel comfortable enough to let me.” 

[stories-and-chaos]

Shrike: The Deal with Niffty; 1 Year Anniversary

[Hazbin Hotel reader insert as Alastor’s “darling life and death partner” Ace x ace relationship, both parties are moderately sex favorable.]

[Part 2 with Niffty, word count 1446, Cw: bug genocide none]

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You counted the days, double checking on the Scenic Hell calendar pinned up in the kitchen. You didn’t mention anything until that evening; Niffty was literally underfoot all day. “Tomorrow will be one year from when you made the deal with Niffty, cher.”

Alastor paused in his nightly routine, counting in his head. “I suppose it is. Ah, how the time flies.”

“We should do something, celebrate a little.”

Your husband gave you a questioning smile in the reflection of your vanity mirror. “We’ve never done that for any other Sinner.”

“We haven’t had any other Sinner chase you for weeks to make a deal,” you pointed out logically. “But she is yours, Alastor, it’s up to you.” He hummed noncommittally as two of you settled in for the night.

In the morning, you woke to a warm buttery smell and the hiss of a hot pan. Alastor, wearing a black apron, was making hotcakes and sausages. Niffty, still dressed in her nightgown and rubbing sleep from her eye, wandered into the kitchen. She spotted Alastor at the stove and immediately skittered up to him.

“Sir! I’m supposed to make breakfast!” She shot up to his shoulder and tugged on one antler.

Alastor, usually despising that much physical contact, merely shrugged and twirled his spatula as dramatically as his cane. “Well my dear, Y/N reminded me it’s been one year since we struck our deal. So I decided we’ll have some fun today.” He plucked the little cyclops of his shoulder and deposited her on the stool next to the table.

She scampered down and climbed back up his side to perch on his head. “Ooo, what kind of fun?” Her grin turned feral as she watched him flip hotcakes.

He finished cooking and delivered both food and the little maid to the table. “We’ll figure that out together.” The three of you started eating before he continued. “So my dear, what would you like to do today?” Alastor asked Niffty as he cut into his sausage.

Niffty, her cheeks full of hotcakes and syrup, froze. Her giant eye pinned as she stared at Alastor. A minute passed, then she gulped down her mouthful of food before automatically shoveling another forkful of hotcakes into her mouth. You realized she probably never really thought about it, enthusiastic as she was about her work.

You savored a bite. “How about…” you mused aloud, “we find more bugs than the bayou has?” Niffty’s attention snapped to you as she smiled around her bite of breakfast.

Fed and caffeinated, the three of you walked to your proposed destination. Niffty traveled three times the distance as she dashed around you and Alastor, occasionally climbing up one of you for a better view.

Your destination was a moderate two story building with two large glass enclosures connected. The sign above the entrance read Infernal Insectorium. Niffty’s eye widened as she started giggling on Alastor’s shoulder.

“Y/N, are you certain of this? Our dear Niffty is sure to decimate the population,” Alastor asked with amusement. “If you want to put this establishment out of business, this is an original way of doing so.”

“Not to worry, cher.” You pulled him inside, paying the entrance fee for the three of you. Niffty climbed down and started to run off, but you snagged her blouse before she could. “This place breeds quite a few critters for various purposes. So much so that they have a special wing for removing the substandard ones.” The foyer led to the two wings; one was labeled Observation Room, the other Culling Room. Through the glass walls to both you could see lush indoor gardens.

You led the way to the Culling Room. There was a small room between the foyer and the garden with a door leading to each. Only one could be open at a time, preventing any insect escapes. There was a member of the staff stationed in the room to operate the doors and ensure the bugs stayed where they were meant to be.

Once inside, you let Niffty go. “Eeeeheheheheheeeee!” she laughed, skittering off the path to chase down her first victim. Alastor walked arm in arm with you, admiring the garden.

“However did this place come about? And how did you find out about it my dear?”

Your talons brushed a flowering vine aside. “Evidently this was originally an insect house, supplying silkworms, beetles and snails for dyes, in addition to the indoor garden. But so many visitors kept eating the insects on display, they decided to add this room and charge for the privilege.”

Niffty’s giggles and mutters of “stab, stab, stab” were joined by other chuckles and squeals as demons hunted down their tiny prey. As you rounded a corner you saw a pair of frog-like demons at a wrought iron table catching flying insects with their tongues while making eyes at each other.

“Quite resourceful,” Alastor commented. He spotted an open bench for you both to relax on as Niffty had her fun. He hummed contentedly, soft jazz music filling the area around him. The tiny cyclops dashed into view on occasion, wielding either her favorite chef’s knife or a needle as she scurried after various bugs. She brought ones she was particularly proud of to pile up on the bench “for her collection.”

Whenever a creepy crawly got too close to you or your husband, it found itself impaled by one of your talons. Depending on the bug, you’d either eat it or add it it a separate pile for someone else to indulge in. Even Niffty had a limit to her energy and after a few hours she plopped herself between the two of you. She sifted through her spoils, selecting her favorite specimens. The rest were added to the pile you made.

After her selection was carefully wrapped in a handkerchief and stowed in your handbag, Alastor decided it was time for a late lunch. Food refilled her well of energy and afterwards Niffty was skipping around him again. “Now then, anything else we should do today Niffty, Y/N?”

“Oh oh, I need supplies to display my collection!” Niffty said eagerly, bouncing rapidly. “This way guys!” She ran back and forth between Alastor and the nearest crossroads. She repeated this after every turn until she brought you all to a craft store. The purple spider demon behind the counter recognized the cyclops. “Long time no see Niffty! Where you been sweets?”

“Hi Cici! I’m working for Alastor now. We’re celebrating my one year anniversary!”

“Greetings! The name’s Alastor and this is my darling Y/N. Pleasure to meet you my dear, quite a pleasure,” he said, holding out his hand to shake.

Cici either recognized your husband’s name or voice. She shook his hand carefully and asked Niffty in a shaky voice, “You…you’re working for the Radio Demon?” Niffty responded with a quick and cheerful “yup!” before dashing down an aisle.

“Yes indeedy! She was quite insistent about working for me. Even after my darling whisked her away multiple times! We found her to be extremely persistent.”

“She wore us down,” you added. “It’s been an excellent decision in the end.”

Cici looked a bit less nervous. “Well, she has always liked bad boys.”

Niffty returned with a stack of items; frames, cloth, pins, and boards. “More shadow boxes sweets?” Cici started tallying things up.

“Uh huh! They took me bug hunting today! I’ve got lots of new friends for my collection,” she replied, her voice turning into a cackle at the end.

Alastor paid for the items and stored the lot in his shadow. “I believe we’ve had quite an enjoyable outing today. What say we head back?”

“‘Kay! Bye Cici, see ya later!” Niffty waved rapidly at her friend while bouncing out the door Alastor was holding for you both. You waved at the spider, saying “au revoir!” as you accepted Alastor’s arm.

Niffty continued to zip around the streets on the way home. But her energy started to flag again. A little over halfway, she started dozing off on Alastor’s shoulder. You scooped her up and placed her in your purse; you’d brought your largest in anticipation of this. Her bright red hair peeked out from the top of the bag.

“It has been a lovely diversion today, I must admit,” Alastor said as the sky began to darken.”

“Agreed. I have to say I’m glad Niffty was so persistent. She’s been an excellent addition to the household. And not just because she’s so willing to do housework.” Alastor didn’t reply, but the cheerful music that swelled as he hummed said enough.

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[furineta]

You can ask Craftycorn, Catnap and Dogday, and Prototype

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And in general, don’t ask about anything that could offend others, please •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

We will be waiting for your questions and dares !

[citruslullabies]

So, like,

Did all the soul eater fans just decide unanimously that they were gonna flock to my account today

[thepasteman]

Stupid little Poppy Playtime x Hazbin Hotel character ideas since the story’s are ever so slightly similar.

Bobby = Charlie

Hoppy = Vaggie

Catnap= Alastor

Crafty = Nifty

Kickin = Angel

Picky = Pentious

Bubba = Husk

Dogday = Lucifer

Mini Bobby = Rosie (All of the cannibals are the mini smiling critters.)

Pink Mini Huggy = Mimzy

Blue Mini Huggy = Vox

Bunzo = Valintino

Ms. Delight = Velvette

As some extra information Poppy & Kissy are Sera & Emily. (As well as Huggy & Boxy-Boo being Adam & Lute.)

[lovelybee666]

♥EXTRAS♥

Drawings

Catnap!

Random drawings!(Dogday, Bobby Bearhug, Ganyu, Emu Otori, Nene Kusanagi and ocs!)

Random drawings!(Goldie, Mafuemu, Emu Otori, Bobby Bearhug x Dogday + Hoppy Hopscotch, Yandere!Catnap x Reader)

Opinions

Nothing here!

GIFS

GIF Nightcord at 25

Random stuff

1. Starting to go crazy

2. Finalizing requests after hours

3. I take a nap and wake up with 100 likes

4. I forgot Bubba Bubbaphant existed

5. I accidentally deleted requests

6. being a typewriter machine

7. I need Dogday x reader content

8. WHY DID THEY NOT USE THE SMILING CRITTERS AS A GUIDE?

9. Imagine yandere Catnap

10. I need more Craftycorn requests

11. I'm not the only one who thinks Mommy takes care of the Smiling Critters like children, right?

12. Smash

13. BEST HAZBIN HOTEL SONG‼️‼️

14. Ranking yandere Smiling Critters

15. Moving forward with requests!

16. I have a theory...(I'm just delulu)

17. HOW THE FUCK DOGDAY IS SO BIG?

18. Maybe Bobby is alive

19. 100 followers!!

20. I'm starting to get TOO fond of Bobby Bearhug

21. Bobby Bearhug x Dogday

22. "I love your pfp"

23. Catnap :3(plus, Bubba)

24. I want to upload content from project sekai

25. Random screenshots I took playing pj sk

26. Fluff alphabet Craftycorn

27. Fanfic complaints i have

28. I got Rilliane

29. WTF THAT BOY??

30. I'M SO LESBIAN

31. PIN(Ñ)ERA FINALLY DIED!!

32. i'm so dumb

33. TWIN??

34. I hate my internet

35. Poppy playtime ranking

36. MIZUKI WHY

37. Yandere!Catnap picking his S/O

38. 100 publications

39. Swapverse(underverse)

40. I need fanfics of Muffet and Papyrus😭

41. They're kinda...😍

42. Y'all must see this beautiful drawing of Catnap

43. When i write for Bobby and Crafty i think of them

44. Little reminder(Xtale Papyrus)

45. I LOVE X!PAPYRUS SM

46. I WILL BE IN THE ✨BEACH✨

47. I LOVE SDRA2💗💗

48. WHY??

49. IT WAS GOING TO SOUND SO CRINGE

50. WHAT.THE.FUCK.

51. I'm about to finish 3 requests

52. Ideas(Bobby x Dogday)

53. She's called "Daddy"

Surveys

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Who should I make a fluff alphabet for?(closed)

Favorite episode of Poppy Playtime (closed)

Who should do fluff alphabet after Dogday? (closed)

Poppy playtime favorite feline(closed)

Opinion about Miss Delight(closed)

Who do I continue with the fluff alphabet after Craftycorn?(closed)

What was the worst death(closed)

Favorite character from chapter two of Poppy playtime?(closed

Catnap deserved to die?(closed)

What's your opinion about the episode 3 of Poppy playtime?(closed)

Do you trust Poppy?(closed)

Should I write for Yandere Simulator?(closed)

do you prefer Dogday or Catnap?(closed)

Favorite Huggy?(closed)

Opinion about Catnap?(closed)

Opinion about Dogday?(closed)

Will you celebrate Valentine's Day?(closed)

How was your Valentines Day?(closed)

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