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fufufu my brain is full of Ratchet!
His little human came into the base with a little pink dress. It situated everything, it showed off their curves, big bust/small bust, hipdips/fullhips flat tummy/pudgy tummy his optics kept staring at his little human, his processor filled with endless sinful scenarios...he couldn't focus one bit but desperately tried his best and focus on searching more energon singles. Then in the corners of his optic he sees his little human, back turned to him, innocently bends down to grab whatever it was, getting a peekaboo of their lacy panties. That's when the thin rope of holding back snaps, heavy steps make their way to his human, picks them up and takes to his berthroom.
Not hearing from them for hours on end :))
I wanna do this to Ratchet. I wanna distract him from his work. I wanna make him think the most sinful thoughts that not even Primus could forgive him for.
I mean, Ratchet would get twitchy at the sight of you in a skimpy little dress, but being treated to a whole panty shot would make him loose his goddamn mind…
Side thought, what would Cybertronians think of underwear/lingerie?
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JACK IS BACK
#borderlands 4#borderlands#handsome jack#jaylestial art#borderlands 2#anyways so i started blastin#im losing my entire mind at the end of the teaser#thats jack#itnwas jack#screaming crying throwing up
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"or we shut the fuck up and have a short rest" "SO I'M GONNA CAST A SPELL—"
i adore them.
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the first time i did the quest where u find simon's body i was scared shitless of the butchers and when i saw them i just started shooting. then the game glitched and they stood stationary and took the shots and i turned the game off with tears in my eyes because i thought i had just shot at a dedicated community of pacifists.
#so anyways i started blastin#literally was like oh right im the colonialist attitude i need to reevaluate#мор утопия#pathologic#pathologic classic#the first time
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//this is by FAR the funniest thing anybody can do in wizardess
#wizardess heart#not mcl#mia plays wizardess heart#like what do you MEAN HE JUST HAS A GUN???????#NOT ONLY ARE GUNS A THING BUT THEY'RE ILLEGAL???!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!#this is peak comedy. if you had told me in 2016 that somebody would have a gun in wh i would NOT have believed you#[rex voice] SO I JUST STARTED BLASTIN'#this is the best part of rex's route so far btw#and then it was immediately followed up by the most annoying convo. genuinely? i would have dragged his ass
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Kalindra: I'm so glad my son is okay and my husband is mostly alive :)
Tyentso: laser beam. And fuck you.
(2/2) Ok nevermind I retract my previous statement she missed on purpose
Tyentso also fooled me--I was fully convinced that even with Kihrin's message, that didn't mean it would be enough. why should Tyentso trust them? Jarith is. SUCH an anomaly. though to be fair everyone in that series is such an anomaly. they're all so fucking weird and specific. I love them <3
#a chorus of dragons#quil's queries#nonsie#laser beam. and fuck you <3#so anyway I started blastin#i say it with like everyone but I did not expect tyentso to be important either#but my god she's fun...#'this is a horrible thing to do. good thing I'm a horrible person *does it*'#yes that's in reference to tave#she straight up just acquired a kid and was like yeah i'll put him in mortal danger and then keep him#questionable decision empress <3
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Now that I've finished the one coop playthrough I was working on, I decided to scrap all my other characters that weren't done and start from scratch but with Hella mods. The issue now is that idk who to play lmfaooo
#BG3#i have an evil Dark Urge Warlock/Sorcerer that's a “so anyways I start blastin”#i wanted a Gith Ranger bc I wanted to experience that with Lae'zel#a Tiefling Blade Warlock bc that's one of my faves#i wanted to do an Elf Cleric of Selune bc i thought it'd be interesting#and I kinda wanna do a redemption Dark Urge that's a Paladin/Bard#so far the Elf Cleric is winning bc Light Domain go brrr
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bg3 has been fun, and im still in act 1
ill say, everytime im struggling with an enemy, i reload and have someone sneak over and place a keg of smokepowder or 2 where the enemy is going to be
its been going swimmingly and it makes up for the lost manpower due to my duergar being such a pacifist
#bg3 spoilers#blew up the hag blew up the goblin aligned drow and one of the goblin bosses#duergar arent like that u may say#archibald is#hes scary looking#but hes not a murderous old man#anyways so i just have gale and wyll start blastin
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Musafir keeps trying to stealth and rolls low.
#d&d#dungeons and dragons#my art#steinhardts guide to the eldritch hunt#musafir#ttrpg comics#stealth fail#d&d comic#so anyway i started blastin
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The most uscore thing I have EVER seen
#he🖤 said no bc he🖤 can’t handle *now picture this exactly as I describe in cartoon format* watching my small short body flying in the air#bc the gun recoil is sending me 2 outer space but im still hanging on bc i want to k*** shit & blow shit up (u cannot & may not b offended#by me a literal Battle Angel wanting to kill so getting mad @ me 4 what god created me is math not mathing miss missies!)#with each *doof* *doof* of the gun blasting I fly higher n higher#real so anyway I just started blastin’ ‘em#real shit I deserve a medal 4 being the epitome Wikipedia textbook figure image of the saying it’s not the size of the dog in the fight it’s#the fight inside the dog and boy I sure am a bitch I b bitchin’#god really said 2 me (I’m not joking at all) it’s absurd 2 b mad n upset @ a Battle Angel 4 doing their Heavenly Career & that’s word up (#quite literally)#btw lil Satanists god also said none of u will ever b able 2 prosecute me 4 nerfin’ (nothin’) as not a single 1 of u will be left alive 2 do#so bc god really is siccing me on u all he just handed me the Slaughter Water 🙂↔️🙂↕️😉 so he he ha ha#so bottoms up 2 my tall glass of Slaughter Water & then it’s time 4 another n another!!!!!!
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" WE NEED MORE SPICE!! " The massive fire containing what's supposed to be dinner is already meters high. Which more fire totally means more spice!
So– Oaki scuttles over to the little fire lizard, grips him, and shakes him like a can of whip cream. " SPICE IN THE HOLE!! " He SHOUTS, and points Mushu at the massive flame like he's a machine gun. //@honorworth
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💖 * house cadwallader. ‣ i was born knowing you.
💖 * himbettes. ‣ so we started blastin'!
💖 * barovkin. ‣ in you‚ i end up losing myself.
#💖 * himbettes. ‣ so we started blastin'!#💖 * house cadwallader. ‣ i was born knowing you.#📜 * blog updates. ‣ god help us all.#💖 * barovkin. ‣ in you‚ i end up losing myself.
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tempted to let this bot live just because i love "do you believe life is mistry" so much
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[steven spielberg behind the scenes of jurassic park pose]
#i play fallout now#my dad started playing before i did#so he told me all about the game#i was all excited that i discovered foundation#like ‘yay safe place!’#then this motherfucker starts blastin’ me#my dad was like ‘that’s not supposed to happen’#😀👍#i am still having fun tho lol#gonna make a restaurant#scorched#fallout 76#foundation#fallout screenshots
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So anyway, I started blastin’-
#autumn ivy#autumnivy#cosplayer#narrator#actor#costumer#karlach#larian studios#baldurs gate 3#bg3#bg3 karlach
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So anyway, I started blastin’
#Jack Gathoway#fantasy art#cyberpunk#cyborg#Joe draws#awhellstothejoe#dnd#illustration#character art#drawing#my art#sci fantasy#cynerfantasy#my oc#tiefling#gunslinger#sci-fi#comic#Cyberfantasy WIP
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