cyberrose2001 · 1 year ago
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fufufu my brain is full of Ratchet!
His little human came into the base with a little pink dress. It situated everything, it showed off their curves, big bust/small bust, hipdips/fullhips flat tummy/pudgy tummy his optics kept staring at his little human, his processor filled with endless sinful scenarios...he couldn't focus one bit but desperately tried his best and focus on searching more energon singles. Then in the corners of his optic he sees his little human, back turned to him, innocently bends down to grab whatever it was, getting a peekaboo of their lacy panties. That's when the thin rope of holding back snaps, heavy steps make their way to his human, picks them up and takes to his berthroom.
Not hearing from them for hours on end :))
I wanna do this to Ratchet. I wanna distract him from his work. I wanna make him think the most sinful thoughts that not even Primus could forgive him for.
I mean, Ratchet would get twitchy at the sight of you in a skimpy little dress, but being treated to a whole panty shot would make him loose his goddamn mind…
Side thought, what would Cybertronians think of underwear/lingerie?
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jaylestial · 2 months ago
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JACK IS BACK
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immult · 8 months ago
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"or we shut the fuck up and have a short rest" "SO I'M GONNA CAST A SPELL—"
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i adore them.
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mystical-inclinations · 2 years ago
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the first time i did the quest where u find simon's body i was scared shitless of the butchers and when i saw them i just started shooting. then the game glitched and they stood stationary and took the shots and i turned the game off with tears in my eyes because i thought i had just shot at a dedicated community of pacifists.
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mcl-mia · 9 months ago
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//this is by FAR the funniest thing anybody can do in wizardess
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bookwyrminspiration · 11 months ago
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Kalindra: I'm so glad my son is okay and my husband is mostly alive :)
Tyentso: laser beam. And fuck you.
(2/2) Ok nevermind I retract my previous statement she missed on purpose
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Tyentso also fooled me--I was fully convinced that even with Kihrin's message, that didn't mean it would be enough. why should Tyentso trust them? Jarith is. SUCH an anomaly. though to be fair everyone in that series is such an anomaly. they're all so fucking weird and specific. I love them <3
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codashbee · 6 months ago
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Now that I've finished the one coop playthrough I was working on, I decided to scrap all my other characters that weren't done and start from scratch but with Hella mods. The issue now is that idk who to play lmfaooo
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bloodrock-lobster · 1 year ago
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bg3 has been fun, and im still in act 1
ill say, everytime im struggling with an enemy, i reload and have someone sneak over and place a keg of smokepowder or 2 where the enemy is going to be
its been going swimmingly and it makes up for the lost manpower due to my duergar being such a pacifist
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neenerstable · 1 year ago
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Musafir keeps trying to stealth and rolls low.
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fuzzyunicorn · 3 months ago
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The most uscore thing I have EVER seen
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korck · 11 months ago
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" WE NEED MORE SPICE!! " The massive fire containing what's supposed to be dinner is already meters high. Which more fire totally means more spice!
So– Oaki scuttles over to the little fire lizard, grips him, and shakes him like a can of whip cream. " SPICE IN THE HOLE!! " He SHOUTS, and points Mushu at the massive flame like he's a machine gun. //@honorworth
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tiefslinger · 11 months ago
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💖 * house cadwallader. ‣ i was born knowing you.
💖 * himbettes. ‣ so we started blastin'!
💖 * barovkin. ‣ in you‚ i end up losing myself.
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roseybits · 1 year ago
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tempted to let this bot live just because i love "do you believe life is mistry" so much
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saltynametag · 2 years ago
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[steven spielberg behind the scenes of jurassic park pose]
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xxautumnivyxx · 6 months ago
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So anyway, I started blastin’-
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jellisdraws · 9 months ago
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So anyway, I started blastin’
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