#so what we got now is brokeback mountain!!

[chirpsythismorning]

Say it’s likely there will be a Brokeback Mountain reference in s5 and nobody bats an eye.

Say it’s likely that the final byler fight will be inspired by this scene and society goes wild.

[vi3w-monst3rr]

But you didn’t want it Ford😡

[astrobbie]

who else up thinking about a taivan brokeback mountain au

[luvonlyangel]

in honor of brokeback mountain being back in theatres… i present brokeback ocean

[mcondance]

several more local teens are dead, bringing to an end the harrowing mystery of the mass killings that has terrified this peaceful community like the plot of some scary movie.

dewey. 18+. he/they. Black. 22. white ppl dni. @gracetrack1

it all began with a scream of a 911 that ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of woodsboro.

[organrs]

i keep thinking about brokeback mountain and what it was like for ennis after jack died. like imagine how upset he was everytime he saw something that remotely reminded him of jack. or before he died and how much jack thought about ennis in his free time or while he was driving away from him, and how sad he was. and do you think ennis went back to jacks parents,, or do you think he got too upset because they would remind him of jack too much... do you think ennis ever hugged jacks coat to sleep.

stop. like this movie destroyed me. great movie! just don't watch it unless you want to think about it 24/7.

[ricky-yaps]

Pattern recognition test

[slime-crafters]

So I realized something about why I didn't start playing red dead 2 until now. Arthur Morgan is too pretty.

He genuinely looks like ennis del mar from brokeback mountain. And I realized that I subconsciously saw arthur as looking like ennis when I dressed arthur up like this. In that jacket. On accident.

I forgot to wear a cowboy hat, but tell me they don't look similar. Tell me.

It doesn't even help that arthur gets called a pretty boy, and arthur responds with, "pretty boy?" in a surprised tone - but not surprised as in it shocked him, surprised him in a way that suggests he's surprised yet another person thinks he's a pretty boy - enough to call him one.

[brokebacker4life]

if i can't get into a relationship by the end of this year smth bad WILL happen, TRUST👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[dykebehaviour]

if you're taking requests,can you write Ellie x reader but in brokeback mountain?

(basically Enis and Jack but lesbian lmao)

ain’t nothin’ bad ‘bout lovin’ you

🌲 cw: brokeback mountain au, butch!ellie, cowboy!ellie, cowboy!reader, smut (light), secret love, time skip.

🌄 a/n: i love love love brokeback mountain so tysm for this request, hope you like it!

the first time ellie kissed you, the air was so cold you could see your breath.

you were nineteen. she was twenty. wyoming had been good to neither of you. ranch work was thankless and heavy, but it was the only thing you knew. it paid enough to send a little money back home, to keep your truck running, to buy the kind of beer that burned your throat. enough to make you feel like maybe, maybe, you could stay.

brokeback wasn’t meant to be anything more than a summer job. sheep herding, they said. four months in the high country with a tent and a radio and barely a word from anyone. you weren’t good with people. ellie wasn’t either. that’s what made it easy.

that, and the way she looked in the mornings. sleep-mussed, boots half-laced, sitting by the fire with a cigarette hanging from her lips like she was born out of ash and pine.

you didn’t say much that first week. just nods. shrugs. passing the thermos of coffee back and forth, bitter as hell. but somewhere between the early dawns and snow still clinging to the mountain tops, ellie started talking.

“how long you been workin’ stock?”

“since i was a kid. my uncle ran beef in colorado.”

“you miss it?”

“nothin’ really to miss.”

she didn’t talk about her past like you did. not in full sentences. just bits. her mom died when she was thirteen. her dad wasn’t in the picture. she lived with a guy called joel now. not blood, but close enough. said she used to ride bulls for money, till she got kicked and broke her collarbone clean through.

“you’re tough,” you said.

she gave you a crooked grin. “you’re pretty.”

the fire cracked. you looked away.

it was cold that night. too cold for spring. you’d been up in the higher meadows, chasing a couple ewes who’d gone off into the brush. ellie stayed at base camp, said her knee was ‘actin’ up’. when you got back, soaked and shivering, the tent was glowing with lamplight.

“you’re gonna freeze,” she said. “get in here.”

your boots were wet. your hands were numb. you crawled inside the tent anyway. she threw her jacket over your shoulders.

“jesus,” you muttered. “did it drop below freezing?”

“think so.” she looked at your shaking hands. “c’mere.”

she rubbed them between her palms. rough, slow, like she’d done it before. like it mattered. and then she looked up at you, green eyes steady, and said, soft:

“let me warm you up.”

it wasn’t rushed. wasn’t clumsy or cruel. ellie kissed you like she’d been thinking about it for a long time. her mouth was warm, her hand cupping your jaw like you’d break if she let go. your heart felt like it could burn through your ribs.

you kissed her back.

god, you kissed her back.

after that, the mountain changed.

not the landscape - it was still endless and quiet and cruelly beautiful - but the way you moved through it. you weren’t just two ranch hands anymore. you were something else. something softer. hidden.

she held your hand in the dark. traced lines across your hipbone while the wind howled outside. pressed her lips to your shoulder after you came and whispered your name like it was the only thing keeping her grounded.

you’d lie awake some nights, tangled in the sleeping bag, and wonder how it could ever be enough. just these moments. just this season.

but it was everything.

one night, lying beside her after hours of nothing but her mouth on your skin and her fingers buried deep inside you, you whispered:

“what happens when the job ends?”

ellie tensed.

“don’t know,” she said, too fast. “we go home, i guess.”

“to what?”

she didn’t answer.

you knew she’d be going back to jackson. back to joel and his quiet, watchful eyes. back to fixing fences and riding horses and pretending none of this ever happened.

and you? you’d go back to colorado. to the dust, to the noise, to the kind of life that ate girls like you alive.

you reached out, brushed the hair from her eyes. “you ever think about… runnin’?”

her eyes flickered. “what, like-leave everything?”

“yeah. you, me. start somewhere new. oregon. california, maybe.”

she was quiet for a long time. then: “that ain’t how it works.”

you blinked, stung. “why not?”

“‘cause this-” She gestured between you. “this don’t survive down there.”

“you don’t know that.”

“i do.”

you sat up, pulling the blanket to your chest. “so that’s it? this was just…mountain air and soft nights?”

she looked at you, mouth a tight line. “i didn’t say that.”

“then say what you mean.”

ellie stood. lit a cigarette with shaking fingers. “i mean i love you,” she said hoarsely. “but i ain’t stupid.”

your chest splintered.

she looked at you like it broke her too.

by september, the snow was coming down early. you broke camp in silence. packed the mules. strapped down the gear. ellie didn’t meet your eyes.

you didn’t kiss her goodbye.

you just nodded, once, and rode off in opposite directions.

five years later

the bar in jackson was loud.

you hadn’t meant to come back. hadn’t meant to see her. but the job brought you through town - briefly. long enough for one beer. one night. one slow, aching glance around a room full of strangers until…

there she was.

older. a little broader. same eyes.

you stopped breathing.

she was sitting alone, nursing a whiskey. when she looked up, and saw you - really saw you - her expression cracked like glass.

you walked over.

“ellie.”

she blinked. “christ.”

you wanted to hug her. punch her. beg her to come with you.

instead, you said: “you still smoke?”

she grinned; shaky, unsure. “yeah.”

you lit up outside. it was quiet. cold. familiar.

“still got that scar?” you asked.

she nodded, pulled up her sleeve to show the faded mark on her collarbone. you touched it without thinking.

“missed you,” she whispered.

“missed you too.”

you didn’t go back to your hotel that night.

you went to her place.

it was small. sparse. smelled like cedar and beer. she kissed you in the doorway like you were hers again. pinned you against the wall, groaning into your mouth. your coat fell. her flannel came off. and then it was just skin, and breath, and memory.

she fucked you slow. like she wanted to remember every inch. her fingers were rough, but her voice was soft.

“you’re still the prettiest thing i ever saw.”

“ellie-”

“shh. i got you.”

you came with your hands in her hair and your mouth on her neck. she held you after. like nothing had ever changed.

in the morning, she made coffee.

you watched her from the doorway, wearing one of her shirts.

“you ever think about that mountain?” you asked.

ellie didn’t look at you. just nodded. “every damn day.”

you crossed the room. wrapped your arms around her waist. she leaned back into you, eyes fluttering shut.

“i still think we could make it,” you said quietly.

“yeah?”

“yeah.”

she turned. kissed your forehead. “maybe this time, we don’t have to run.”

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[wxsick]

well try this one. and i'll say it just once.

we coulda had a good life together, fucking real good life. had us a place of our own. but you didn't want it ennis! so what we got now is brokeback mountain. everything's built on that, that's all we got boy. fuckin all. so i hope you know that if you don't never know the rest. you count the damn few times that we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on and then you ask me about mexico and you tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' that i don't hardly never get.

you have no idea how bad it gets. i'm not you, i can't make it on a couple of high altitude fucks once or twice a year. you are too much for me ennis. son of a horsin' bitch. i wish i knew how to quit you.

[oversizedsunhats]

So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain💔💔

[sargeteen]

𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 ! ᵈʳ³

it’s all my love, you got all my love .°˖ 𐚁

𝒅aniel ricciardo x 𝒄owboy!male reader synopsis: daniel ricciardo and reader aren’t nonchalant about their relationship and fans connect their relationship to that of jack and ennis from brokeback mountain. it’s safe to say that reader isn’t very happy.

genre: humor, smau warnings: suggestive, slight brokeback mountain slander if you squint, oscar piastri using :3

author’s note: no face claim, but i will mainly will be using pictures i find on pinterest of black cowboys! lando and oscar are daniel and reader’s children yes

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danielricciardo ain’t my cowboy hat by the way 😉

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youruser DANIEL THERE ARE KIDS ON THIS APP ⤷ danielricciardo they don’t know what i’m talking about it’s okay

youruser i’m obsessed with you

youruser oh my god daniel 😫😫

youruser why do you look so good when im NOT THERE ⤷ danielricciardo then why ARENT you here darlin 😫😫 ⤷ youruser okay buying plane tickets RNNN 😍😍

userone im obsessed with them so much omfg

usertwo if my future s/o isnt like daniel i don’t want him

userthree why didn’t y/n double it and give it to the next person 💔 ⤷ youruser sorry darlin danny’s all mine ❤️

maxverstappen1 youre right it’s mine 😫😫 ⤷ danielricciardo of course it is baby 😍😍 ⤷ youruser now boy if you don’t… ⤷ lando DANIEL RUN Y/N IS AMERICAN YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ⤷ youruser are you insinuating i have a weapon, lando? ⤷ lando no just that you probs know how to hide a body and you’re scary

userfour Y/N LEAVE DANIEL FOR ME PLEASEEEEE 😩😩😩😩 ⤷ danielricciardo posting this under MYYYYY post is crazy work 😒😒 BLOCKED AND REPORTED!!

youruser im coming back to say you are the HOTTEST driver on the grid nobody can prove me different ⤷ lando idk i know someone who’s name rhymes with lambo (short for lamboghini) ⤷ youruser and you have the brain of a pistachio (it’s lamborghini) ⤷ danielricciardo it’s so sexy when you bully people on the internet baby 😫😫

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youruser missin his body like a back road

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danielricciardo OUUU DONT MAKE ME ACT UP NOWWW

danielricciardo i miss you too much why are you doing this to me

danielricciardo I MISS YOU MY COWBOY 😫😫😫 ⤷ youruser counting down the days till you’re all mine again darlin

userfive i feel like i’ve seen this film before …

usersix DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WHEN ENNIS AND JACK MISSED EACH OTHER ⤷ youruser we do NOT mention ennis and jack in this house we are a HAPPY household. ⤷ danielricciardo he’s banned me from watching that movie because it hurt him too much

lando family movie night and we watch br*keback m*untain ⤷ youruser thank you for censoring those TRAUMATIC words but we will do no such thing ⤷ oscarpiastri what if i asked :3333 ⤷ youruser im. what is going on. ⤷ danielricciardo oscarpiastri lando yes my beautiful sons ⤷ youruser DANIEL

userseven close enough welcome back sam hunt!

usereight man i wonder if danny ric and y/n are in a relationship… ⤷ youruser we wont be if daniel forces me to watch bbm … ⤷ danielricciardo don’t even threaten that with me.

yourprivuser posted an instagram story!

story replies!

dannyric ꗃ noooo don’t end it all you’re so sexy aha 😫😫😫

yourprivuser ꗃ i’m GOING TO I HATE THIS GODDAMN MOVIE

dannyric ꗃ COME KISS ME INSTEAD THEN HOE

yourprivuser ꗃ NOT IF YOU’RE GONNA CALL ME A HOE TF??

dannyric ꗃ ok im sorry the love of my life can you please come kiss me instead then 😙😙😙😙🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

yourprivuser ꗃ on my way baby 😩😩

nolosses ꗃ MAN FUCK THIS MOVIE

yourprivuser ꗃ THAT’S WHAT IM SAYING LANDO

nolosses ꗃ WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DO THATTT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

yourprivuser ꗃ THAT’S WHY DIDNT WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN I KEEP GETTING HEARTBROKEN OVER AND OVER AGAIN

bakedgood ꗃ i get why you didnt want to watch it y/n

yourprivuser ꗃ i hope you realized your mistake.

bakedgood ꗃ i do and im sorry y/n please forgive me 💔💔

yourprivuser ꗃ perhaps i can forgive you. just never use ‘:3’ at me again

bakedgood ꗃ :3

yourprivuser ꗃ oh im blocking you so hard

bakedgood ꗃ NO NO IM SORRY Y/N PLEASE 💔💔 DON’T LEAVE ME ON SEEN IM SORRY hart beem brock so mani tymes 💔💔⛓️⛓️🖤

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youruser yes daniel is back home yes i love him very much but he made me watch that GOD FORSAKEN MOVIE AGAIN

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youruser this isn't bbm slander by the way i love that movie with my whole heart it's just so so so heartbreaking and it makes me think of daniel that's why i hate watching it ⤷ danielricciardo wait is that why you started sobbing when they first met ⤷ youruser why must you always out me daniel i thought we loved each other

danielricciardo i love you so so so much baby omg

danielricciardo going to ignore those pictures of me 🤍 ⤷ youruser why? they're my faves 🤍

danielricciardo i can't believe i bagged a man like you hooooooly moooooly 😩😩😩 ⤷ youruser i'm so in love with you

usernine such a valid reaction to brokeback mountain ⤷ youruser muting those words.

userten when do i get a daniel ⤷ usereleven pls when do i get a y/n

danielricciardo im his boyfriend by the way ⤷ lando so you've said..

oscarpiastri i never want to watch that movie again i dont think my mental health could take it ⤷ youruser and that's how you take after your dad ⤷ charles_leclerc since when was oscar your child? ⤷ youruser since always. since when was he yours? ⤷ charles_leclerc since always. 🤨🤨 ⤷ oscarpiastri please there's enough of me to go around

usertwelve i literally died at the end of the movie how could they do that to us. ⤷ youruser i dont even want to think about it.

lando this movie put a hole in my heart ⤷ youruser literally have a crater in my chest because of it

jakegyllenhaal 🤍🤍 ⤷ youruser what omg jack twist is that you 🤍

userthirteen SINCE WHEN WAS JACK TWIST HIMSELF HERE ⤷ youruser HELP IM IN THE SAME BOAT IM DYING

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danielricciardo have you seen my beautiful boyfriend? now you have

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youruser is this because you made me watch bbm ⤷ danielricciardo yes this is my apology do you accept it ⤷ youruser i suppose...

youruser woah who is this tall glass of water 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

youruser hmmm you are such a lucky boyfriend oml 😩😩🔥 ⤷ danielricciardo i know right?? he's so beautiful and lovely and hot and i love him so much

lando alright pack it up when are you getting married ⤷ danielricciardo woah brother he has to say yes first

userfourteen dany/n my otp

userfifteen holy molyyyy 😩😩😩 y/n take me instead of daniel PLSS ⤷ danielricciardo what is up with you guys and thirsting over my boyfriend on MYYYY posts 🤨🤨🤨🤨

maxverstappen1 hm maybe ive been thirsting over the wrong man in the relationship 😩🔥 ⤷ danielricciardo step away maxie ⤷ youruser daniel cover your eyes (max call me 😉😉) ⤷ danielricciardo WHAT THE FUCK ⤷ maxverstappen1 daniel don't worry about it (pick up baby 😉)

usersixteen hey so since y/n is leaving you for max can i have you ⤷ danielricciardo i'd hate for you to be a rebound 😞💔

oscarpiastri jack twist is this you? ⤷ youruser ARE YOU THREATENING DEATH UPON ME ⤷ danielricciardo dw darlin i'll get the gee you en ⤷ oscarpiastri I'LL CALL ZAK ⤷ youruser like he'll do a lot for you...

charles_leclerc cowboy tutorial? ⤷ youruser take it up the butt ⤷ charles_leclerc you know what forget i asked

a/n: i feel like i ran away from the original plot but just lmk what you guys think 😭😭

[cherrycro]

Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin' [THE GOOD LIFE]! Had us a [SELL RENT BUY PROPERTY] of our own. But you didn't want it, Tenna! So what we got now is [NEOWESTERN ROMANTIC DRAMA] Brokeback Mountain!

[mcondance]

You count the damn few times that we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson bitch!

I wish I knew how to quit you.

dewey. 18+. he/they. Black. 21. white ppl dni. @gracetrack1

Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you, Jack, that I'm like this! I'm nothin'... I'm nowhere.

[chososcamgirl]

(SHE’S) JUST A PHASE: TRICK OR TREAT!

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happy halloween! this is not an actual chapter unfortunately, so those who got their hopes up at an early release i’m SORRY 😓 however i consider it more fun! this is what each chapter from the sjap universe would wear on halloween🙂‍↕️ consider it 14.5! i hope you enjoy this as much as i did making it. also shoutout to my babygirl ree for helping me with these. I LOVE YOU BAD! <3

megumi fushiguro as BILLY LOOMIS

“ghostface? nah too basic” the raven states broadly.

sure scream was his favourite horror slasher but dressing up ghostface was too overrated, too tacky. he needed to go as someone more niche, someone he knows nobody would dress up as, someone hotter. introducing billy loomis! still the same franchise just a tad bit more creative! (not entirely but we’ll give him pity points) but man did that he look hot. the fake blood dripping down was the cherry on top. seeing his hair not entirely gelled up for the first time the guys realised he looked like his dad. like a lot

“no shit, we’re related” he said in front of the bathroom mirror as he wets his hair for the 3rd time, trying to perfect his look.

toge rolled his eyes, chewing on his toothpick

“ya know megumi you should’ve just went as ghostface, atleast no one would look at that makeshift shitty hair of yours” toge sneered

megumi turns around, hair soaked as he goes into punch the platinum blonde but misses as the water drips down his face into eyes as he stumbles back into the counter.

“woah slow down, the only person you’re gonna kill is yourself at this rate” yuta quips as he walks in to see what the commotion was going on in the bathroom.

megumi looks at yuta, then back at toge, then back at yuta. his head going side to side frivolously before bursting out laughing.

“what’s so funny?” yuta questioned

“didn’t pin you for the type of guy to dress up as a gay cowboy” he sneers, wiping both tears and the dripping water from his eyes.

toge inumaki & yuta okkotsu as ENNIS & JACK

“what do you mean gay cowboys?” yuta says, slowly turning to toge with an eyebrow raised.

“you mean you seriously never watched brokeback mountain?” megumi asks after recovering from his laugher fit

“am i supposed to?”

he looks at toge who was smirking with that stupid toothpick in his mouth, twirling it around.

“and i thought i was evil” he shakes his head chuckling.

yes, yuta did in fact not know that toge made him dress up as ennis and jack from brokeback mountain (yuta being ennis and toge being jack). in his defence toge did ask if he wanted to go as cowboys for halloween and yuta being yuta obviously said yes. though he did find it suspicious that toge wouldn’t let him pick out just any cowboy costume. he said he had a vision in his head and to just go with it. yuta just thought he was going for a niche version of a cowboy not the version where they’re two bestfriends fucking on top of a mountain. it’s far too late to change their costumes now, so yuta left their condo in what seemed to be “bro-love” going too far. on the other hand toge was EATING it up, strutting the down the streets in the “best costume” (his term) of the night. toge definitely forced yuta to make tiktoks to brokeback mountain audios throughout the night and def went viral LMFAO. poor yuta is embarrassed.

“oh my god, i am mortified” yuta says into his hands after hearing megumi explain the plot of brokeback mountain - he toned it down of course so it wouldn’t kill yuta.

“eh you’ll be fine, it’s not the worst costume in the world”

toge almost caught whiplash by how fast he turned his head. not the worst? what the fuck is that supposed to mean. he knows megumi can’t be talking looking like that.

“you know megumi, with all that blood you could pass as somebody’s diva cup” toge spits at him, obviously hurt.

“did somebody say diva?!”

yuji itadori as ROCKY BALBOA

yes yuji we are talking about you!

this may be fan service for ree… but guys TELL ME YOU DON’T SEE IT ASWELL? i could not find a rocky costume that i thought was fitting but imagine the second picture but with his shirt off🙂‍↕️ yeah…. just thinking thoughts…

yuji would be getting stared at ALL NIGHT and gets asked for tons of pictures in his costume because he looks so damn good. he definitely makes tiktok thirst trap edits because at the end of the day he’s still just a loser trapped in a hot body </3 the guys end up going through a haunted house and yuji actually gets scared and knocks one of the workers out… he blames it on method acting so he doesn’t get the cops called on him and somehow it works? also trust he is flexing his muscles the entire night and challenges literally everybody (mostly girls) to arm wrestle him. his go-to pick up line throughout the night is “if i win i get your number, if you win you get mine” and he winks at them before the countdown. CORNY but it works (i would fold as well sorry)

“yuji stop flexing yours abs for one second it’s gross, you look like a male prostitute” toge groans in disgust as he kicks rocks on the sidewalk”

“the correct term is actually jiggalo, and i think you’re just jealous that i’m hot and cool and you’re just a shitty gay cowboy” yuji replies back through a smile as he waves to everybody who’s pointing at him

“IT’S BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN”

“ooooo is that the name of the new club that opened?”

if you guys want more boxer yuji go read BATTERED N’ BLUE by the lovely @aozui <3

yn as MAXINE MINX

life being the baddest isn’t easy and it especially isn’t easy when it comes to choosing a halloween costume. between wanting to be hot, but also niche, but not too niche! but enough that it surpasses basic, but also fun... did i mention hot? so who better to dress up than someone who fits all the requirements than none other than maxine minx!

yn had this planned months ago. she wanted everything to be perfect down to a T, and she was not the type to pull something last minute out of her ass. she was not going to put on an amazon corset and call it a day. hell, it wasn't even just her, the whole apartment had planned their costumes in june. if serving cunt was a dysfunctional group of roommates it was them. think bodies bodies bodies x scream 6... yeah i would not want to be their enemies if a psycho killer was going around murdering people. and best believe their group pictures are turning out so hot (partly due to the personal photographer they booked before LMFAO) but everyone knows the other part is their well-thought-out costumes.

"oh my god did you really bleach your eyebrows for this" a familiar voice commented at her as she walked into the kitchen.

"the dedication is crazy, but i guess you still look hot."

a smile broke out of her, still focusing on preparing drinks for the party of the century.

"it's just concealer babe", she replies as she looks up from the drink station to where she was met with nobara, who was sitting on the sage love chair in an all too familiar pose.

"no fucking way... are you-?"

nobara kugisaki as CATHERINE TRAMELLE

what’s better than one cover girl? two cover girls!!! or in this case replace cover girl with evil femcel maneater final boss!

the party girls have a tradition of watching a horror/slasher movie each sunday during october, so when nobara said she hasn't watched basic instinct last year, trust it was the first movie they watched on that first sunday.

"ugh, i just know she would of made a bomb fucking costume for halloween", nobara groans.

"too bad you're already going as marie antoinette" panda sighs.

"there's always next year" yn states, clearing up the popcorn on the coffee table.

and next year indeed.

meticulously choosing each article of clothing and hand picking accessories so she could be the emodiment of catherine tramelle. even though she was one glass of red wine away from being mistaken as a housewife of beverly hills, it didn't matter. dressing up as someone so smart, so sinister, so sexy was the principle itself. she didn't care if nobody understood who she was or being asked if she knew it was a halloween party, not a dinner at nobu - she knew she was that fucking girl. but of course, most people knew who she was, even the cute girl standing by the drinks station who was ogling her the entire night and who so badly wanted nobara's number. spoilers: she got it.

"i can't believe you actually stuck with", yn says after managing to close her jaw.

"god you look hot"

nobara smirks at her reaction.

"i wasn't going to let the opportunity slip pass that easily" nobara smirks to herself.

before yn could respond, a loud bang followed by the sound of a door being slammed interrupted her train of thought.

"FUCK!"

both the girls' heads whipped around the find a panicking maki pacing out her room.

"has anyone seen my anastasia lip liner?" she huffs, crossing her arms.

maki zenin as BETTY BOOP

the look, the lips, the hips, the taste… everybody please welcome miss zenin!!!

"no but have you seen an extra pair of panties? i need to change."

i mean this costume was in the works since her hair cut. i mean come on… IT’S PERFECT? maki as betty boop? nah betty boop as maki zenin! uh huh nodding my head right now. an iconic if not the iconic costume in the apartment. maki is not one to typically wear dresses - mostly sticking to jeans, shorts & skirts and the occasional jorts but DRESSES? you’d have to be either jesus or yuta to convince her to put one on let alone a mini dress. and good lord she looked good. yuta almost had a heart attack when she sent him a picture of her costume. yeah it was gonna be a long night for him.

she rolled her eyes at the remark but can’t help the smile that betrays her facade. she looks over to the silhouette standing in the hallway, almost… waiting?

“panda we aren’t playing a theme song just for you to come out just show us your costume already”, maki sighs

he stomps into the living room with a sulk in his step.

“you guys are boring bitches”, he huffs.

panda as a SONNY ANGEL

the girls all had their mouths shaped in an ‘o’ as he entered, hands on hips - giving the most sass imaginable.

“panda what happened”, nobara stifled a giggle behind her hand.

so this was not panda's original costume but his backup one... unfortunately for him, his original costume was to go as a slutty version of batman but he was then met with his long awaited karma..

RIIIIIIP

“oh my fucking god” he said to himself as he hesitantly checks the back of his costume. he finds a hole right where his left ass cheek is.

a big one.

luckily for him, he’s immune to costume malfunctions and bought a back up for times like this. sure it wasn’t as creative or risqué as slutty batman but it was the next best thing.

“i don’t want to talk about”, he mumbles, earning an eruption of laughs from the girls.

he stood there in silence as they speculate what on earth could have happened to his original costume. eventually he told them which then lead to another fit of giggles. atleast that was over. they had a party to plan. and besides, sonny angels are supposed to bring you good luck right?

wrong.

the night was a mess. panda got atleast 7 different drinks spilt on him that night and almost got into a fight with todo because he won the ‘best costume’ contest. (he was a passenger seat and mai was chappel roan).

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BONUS COSTUMES!

as we know there are two weekends where halloween is celebrated, and this year is no different. debate after debate, "should we celebrate halloween the week before or 2 days after the actual event?" well, why not both! both the party girls and tridant came together to complete the "maze of death" (it was just a corn maze, famous for the actors jump scaring you every now and then - similar to the haunted house the boys went to, but much more intense) these set of costumes are what both groups wore on halloweekend 2 + how each character would react during a haunted maze!

megumi as THE SCARECROW

megumi got confused and thought yn’s costume last week was hers this week and decided to match with her without telling her. (he thought it would of scored him brownie points) though when he found out yn was dressed up as someone else he was immediately embarrassed. yn thought it was adorable how he tried to match with her so called costume and gave him a kiss on the cheek as a recognition for his efforts. (definitely got those brownie points)

he walks WAY ahead. he wants it OVER with >"if i walk faster, they can't get me" type mf. he's miserable but can't take yn laughing behind him at all. he’s going through many stages of grief.

he unfortunately has to lead the group through it even though he's pretty scared himself, but he calms himself by saying "toge def was worse" or some shit. (spoilers he was in fact worse)

yuji as XANDRA

i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re xandra from papa’s freezeria?

oh he scares the workers BACK. my king.

had full intentions of scaring yuta during it but got caught off guard and accidentally punched the workers that personally jump-scared him because he's automatically triggered into fight or flight mode like no tomorrow.

yn & toge as SHARPAY AND RYAN EVANS

they came up with this idea when toge was at their apartment doing the usual antics (eating all their food) and saw yn watching high school musical. told her it would make a pretty good halloween costume as a duo and he saw the bulb light up in her head.

first they have a competition who won't be scared but i fear they are desperately clinging onto each other 10 seconds in then act like NOTHING happened once they exit toge is scared so much he can't talk, yn is pale as fuck, and they agree to never talk about it.

(yn says she won the competition 2 hours later)

maki & yuta as a COP AND PRISONER

everyone awwed at them when they saw their costumes. i mean how could you not? #coupleoftheyear

oh yeah so…. yuta wanted to ditch at the entrance but maki hauled his ass with her. he doesn't do well at all, he pukes at the end and maki just patted him on the back.

maki has a poker face throughout the whole thing. does not gaf. she is not scared at all and corrects how they can be scarier to their FACE mid scare. the workers almost walk out.

nobara & panda as the BEE & COOKIE

committing to the ynmegumi bit so bad im ctfu.

panda’s more depressed about how he missed the volunteer dates in order to work at it. but like yuta, he screams so much it haunts nobara’s ears. he screams like a little girl. he almost pisses his pants and hides behind nobara but it makes him a BIGGER target because ofc they're gonna see a 6 ft giant trying to hide??? the haunted house workers def bully panda in the groupchat after their shift ends. he tries to act all tough afterwards saying he "handled it like a champ".

nobara has an average reaction ywkim, she does scream and does get scared but she's literally fine. she NEVER lets panda live it down though, she has a video of panda screaming too.

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