#soc modern au

[lilisouless]

Nina: guys, is pride and prejudice good for movie night?

Jesper: is there a love triangle on it?

Nina: well, kind of but-

Jesper and Wylan: NOO!

Inej: is not exactly a triangle guys, you can calm down

Nina: what going on?

Inej: apparently we don't notice because we get too invested on the movie, but when we watch something with a love triangle things get a little...intense

Matthias: you just like Edward because he is rich!

Kaz: DUUH! what is your excuse? you like Jacob because he is a wolf?

Matthias: so what,Kaz? SO WHAT?!

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Matthias: Aiden is a great guy! Carrie should stay with him!

Kaz: Mr Big is a millonaire!

Matthias: Thats you argument for everything! Also Big is a cheater!

Kaz: well your beloved Aiden got cheated on too!

Matthias: Why are we even fighting over this is neither of us like Carrie!

Kaz: i don't know but we already started

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"BETTY!"

"VERONICA!"

Matthias: Veronica is a frivolous rich spoiled kid! Betty is sweet

Kaz: Betty is a doormat! Veronica has her whole life ahead of her, therefore Betty should have the bland ginger!

Matthias: no! he should go to Veronica so Betty can find someone better

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Matthias: you clearly don't understand the hunger games!

Kaz: oh please, the boring goody two shoes blondie has nothing on the competent, strong brunette

Matthias: its because you have not read the books! if you did you´d understand!

(meanwhile Jesper and Wylan locked in the closet)

Wylan: how comes the girls are NOT hearing that? they already broke like four plates

Jesper:shh! they´ll hear you

"both scream as the door opens"

Kaz: guys, we need your opinion on this

Wylan: please no

Matthias: how is a better match for Katniss Everdeen,Jonanna or Madge?

[agathena]

The Crows are making Christmas Dinner and Nina has arranged a group pierogi making. However, She didn't think it would cause one of their biggest arguments. And the issue was - stuffing.

Nina and Kaz wanted classic, with cabbage and mushrooms (a rare moment when they agreed on something)

Inej preferred the version with lentils (no one supported her and it upset her a lot)

Matthias and Wylan suggested a filling of cheese and potatoes (the rest called them basic and it bothered them too)

Jesper said that since it's Christmas, they should make festive pierogies with alcohol (when asked how he imagined it, he said that he was of creative invention, not execution).

There were screams, challenges, flour throwing, Nina close to tears, offended Wylan, and finally pierogies in 4 different versions. (Yes, even with alcohol in the form of stuffing of dried fruits and nuts soaked in wine).

[anxiety-and-bullshit]

Jesper: Mama didn't raise no bitch

Jesper: ...

Jesper: And even if she did, we all know it's Nina

Nina: Oh you're right. Mama didn't raise a bitch, she raised the bitch

Nina: and if she did raise a bitch, it's Kaz

Kaz: You're damn right it is

(~from the next chapter of my fic "Crows University Shenanigans" on Ao3)

[winterscrows]

A take on modern wesper

(let me know if I should continue)

When I think about modern wesper I think about two dedicated hardworking individuals. Who at the end of a working day come home from their jobs, maybe Jesper is a fashon designer working on his next big collection Wylan is most likely a chemist or one of those high school comfort teachers (if ykyk).

At the end of the day, however, they've left work and come home to their pets.

Jesper's curled up in an arm chair, coffee mug in hand as he flicks through his portfolio. Looking up to greet Wylan with a gentle smile and a tilt of his head as he other dips his head to kiss his cheek.

He jerks his thumb towards the coffee table where there's a cup of tea for his partner, a biscuit next to it. Mirroring his own set up moments prior.

They talk about their day, Wylan cooks because it's his turn and Jesper cleans. they eat together, watch their evening show and then head to bed. Then Jesper curls around Wylan, fingers tilting his chin and grinning as their lips meet. They shift closer, switch their lamps off and relax into each embrace, ready to do it all again.

The week goes on and then they are at the end. Their plans are usually the same, dinner at one of the crows house’s Kaz and Inej'z turn this week. Jes has seen Inej throughout the week, he's selected her as a muse for this latest collection and they all couldn't be prouder of how it's come out so far. Nina does all the numbers and she thinks that its's something fresh and different for the industry.

They discuss this, laugh and just simply enjoy each others company. They all leave with smiles on their faces, feeling content and ready to do it all again.

[whynotcherries]

Chapters: 73/? Fandom: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kaz Brekker/Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Eck, Matthias Helvar/Nina Zenik, Kaz Brekker & Jordie Rietveld, Jordie Rietveld/Original Character(s) Characters: Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Matthias Helvar, Nina Zenik, Jordie Rietveld, Colm Fahey, Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Summer Camp, Touch-Averse Kaz Brekker, Fluff, Humor, Alternate Universe - College/University, Texting, Jordie Rietveld Lives, Canon Disabled Character, The Crows as Found Family, Best Friends, Slow Burn, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, these characters are fueled by coffee and their love for each other, Chronic Illness, Angst, this isn't really a camp au anymore but hey it's still cute Summary:

jesper fahey: HELLO jesper fahey: WHO IS READY TO WATCH KAZ MAKE CHILDREN CRY THIS SUMMER!!!

Or, the Crows as camp counselors (& college students).

Modern AU/Texting Fic

[toolazytodecide]

Wylan driving headcanons.

Wylan had a driver growing up. His father refused to pay for him to take the test for his learners, claiming that it would be a waste of money as Wylan would no doubt fail since he cant study for it.

It didnt bother Wylan too much, although his father's comments about the burden of having to pay for Wylan's driver were frustrating.

When he left he quickly realized how difficult it is to get around without a driver. He got lost a lot trying to use public transport, but eventually got the hang of it.

Like Inej, Kaz offered to teach Wylan how to drive . Wylan was suspicious at first, expecting there to be strings attached and refused at first. Besides he still believed what his father had said about him being doomed to fail.

He later admitted this to Kaz, and he asked him whether he had been unable to study anything and Wylan pointed out all the audio books and other methods he's had to use. Kaz gives him a withering look and Wylan finds an audio version of the driving law book.

He gets really anxious during his first test and fails. But he takes It again a few months later and passes.

He asks Kaz is he would still give him lessons. Kaz agrees and 6 months later Wylan gets his restricted.

Wylan likes driving well enough, but what he really loves is working on cars. One of the dregs totaled a car and they were going to have it dumped, but Wylan asked if he could keep it and work on it.

Whenever he needs to think he'll go to the garage and work on it. In about a year the car is completely restored and Wylan starts driving it rather than borrowing cars from the Dregs.

Even once Wylan leave the Dregs to take over his father's business he still comes back to help the crows with their cars and Kaz's less than legal car business.

[catdoingblep]

Jesper: thanks Saints, Nina, you are free, can you watch my presentation “Why Wylan should marry me”?

Nina being actually busy: I am not fr….

Jesper: It is only few slides long!

*125 slides later*

Jesper: … and this is why Wylan should marry me, thank you for your attention and thanks in advance for your questions.

Nina: ok, I have questions. Why this presentation even exists? And do you even notice that Wylan was here all this time? If it is your idea of how to propose, we need to have a serious conversation, Jesper Llewellyn.

Wylan who was watching this presentation with a bunch of snacks: oh, no, I am already saw this presentation 10 times, and I already made us an appointment at the Church of Barter. Actually, I proposed. But he isn’t trying to convince me, he made this to convince Kaz to give us a blessing.

Nina: And…

Wylan: Don’t ask me why he thinks that we need blessing of Kaz Brekker, I don’t know. We already wrote a letter to my father in Hellgate and he sent us back 15 pages of curses, I think this is better than any blessing.

Jesper: I tried to talk with Kaz about it and said that I know that Wylan is too good for me, and he said “oh, perfect, I don’t need to talk with you” and closed a door in my face!

Nina: It is really explaining why so much slides are about investments and that slide with photo of Inej in the costume of Wylan’s attendant.

Jesper: And this remind me of my second presentation “Why Kaz Brekker should be my best man”. *turning on second presentation* First reason: Inej….

[verdiris]

✨️ Morning wakeup call ✨️

Six of crows Road trip au!

[olskuvallanpoe]

the most devastating part of kaz brekker is that he’s a finance bro

[alchemie0]

Matthias and Kaz either do not understand or do not want to participate in the huddle

Reference: @mellon_soup, https://pin.it/1scgo83rK

[lilisouless]

Matthias entering a room, Nina and Jesper laughing their ass off and Wylan sulking on the couch

Wylan: it was NOT funny

Jesper: it was cute

Wylan: it was not

Nina: Matthias, hear this! Alys’s baby was watching tv and then pointed out at Wylan and Jesper and called them…haha…call…

Jesper: the baby called us “Bert and Ernie”

Both burts into laughter again

Wylan: we are NOT Bert and Ernie, enough, let’s not talk about this anymore

Jesper: it’s okay if i ask who is supposed to be who? Because i don’t get if it means I am Ernie because i am funny and you are Bert cause you are grumpy and stiff…

Wylan: I am not stiff!

Jesper: or she means our looks and you are like Ernie; frumpy hair,big head,short and i am tall, lean and handsome like Bert

Matthias: i am sorry…did you just referred to Bert,the puppet as “handsome”?

Jesper: oh come on, Nina back me up

Nina: sorry but i can’t

Matthias: oh thank g-

Nina: i always was more drawn to Grover

Matthias: why do i keep finding out about this things against my will ?

[six-of-bros]

maybe it’s not so bad…

[anxiety-and-bullshit]

Chapter 9 out now!

[one-million-kruge]

tbh kaz was just collecting siblings w/ the crows because he and nina have the funniest dynamic. i have brothers who are twins and i feel like nina and kaz are basically twins. like, they make fun of each other relentlessly and bully the shit out of each other but they actually really care for one another and being an ass is just how they show it. in this essay i will

[lunarthecorvus]

The crows and their modern au side hustles

Inej - Spying for Kaz and works with Kaz

Nina - Runs a food blog, walks around, and goes to cafes / bakeries and rates food

Kaz - A blackmail and heist business

Matthias - Gym trainer (used to have to do fights for money because he needed the money)

Wylan - Makes bombs and acids for Kaz

Jesper - Alcohol rating podcast, tried alcohols and rates the taste, the drunkeness feeling etc.. also rates parties he's been to.

They all do jobs for Kaz sometimes :)

[cowboylikejesper]

just thinking about how i wrote “You’re so bright, Wy. You’re the warmest shade of yellow and every time you look at me, you light me up all over again.”