#solangelo incorrect

[aficionadoenthusiast]

will: are nico and percy still at the zoo?

annabeth: yeah, percy's been sending me pictures of animals all day

will: really? all i've gotten from nico is a 5 second video of a lizard falling over with the caption "moron. this is you"

will: i love him

[starrrrr-dreeeeam]

he really said

[luh-lloyd-garmadone]

Percy: It’s dark as fuck in here, anyone got a flashlight ?

Nico: Yeah , hang on

Nico:*picks Will up, cracking his back *

Will:

Will: *starts to glow*

Percy : 𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀

[hyperfixation-fix]

Kayla, showing a new Apollo camper around the cabin while Will is on duty in the infirmary:

...so this is your bed over here-

*pats bed*

-make yourself at home, and this-

*pats Nico's head, who is dozing on a beanbag*

-this is our pet Spawn of Satan, but don't worry! Will has had him de-clawed-

Nico, without moving: I'll kill you Kayla, I swear to god.

Kayla: -but he's still working on socialising him.

Nico: They'll never find the body Kayla, I'm dead serious. I know places.

Camper: ....man you guys are weird

[pjotwitter]

[existential-life-crisis]

Ok but hear me out:

Nico's Italian right? So if he were to naturally swear it would most definitely be in italian. But he's also from the 1930s/40s so he wouldnt swear, he was raised better than that.

But Will is a country boy (even if Austin, Texas isn't very country (or so I've heard, I'm British, I have no idea), Naomi is and you can't tell me other wise) and has lived in camp with little to no adult guidance for ages. Sooo he should have a very potty mouth.

So while Will cusses like a sailor, you have his boyfriend saying 'fiddle sticks' in italian.

Unrelated note: Did you know that the italian equivalent of by golly/by Jove is giurabbacco which, I kid you not, literally translates to 'I swear by Bacchus'.

So like hypothetically:

[In the dining pavilion]

A very tired Will: *drops something* F**[*insert colourful language here*]

Little 1930s-Catholic-raised Nico: *in utter shock and whispering* ...you swear so much...giurabbacco

Mr D on the other side of the pavilion: yes?

[livsoulsecrets]

Nico: This is a mistake

Will, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Nico: But not today

Will, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

[the-goddess-of-gays]

Percy: ADHD is such a trip, dude. You're trying to go to sleep and your brain is just like, "1 sheep, 2 sheep, sheep, horse, cow, Apollo's cows, Hera's cows, Hera's a cow, too many cows, what does the cow say? RING-DING-DING-DING-DINGERINGEDING–" Nico: That's not even the line. Percy: "GERING-DING-DING-DING-DINGERINGEDING–" Will: ...how did you get into our house?

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Nico, about Will: I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not.

[lilislegacy]

piper: what’s a cute little thing that belongs to your partner and whenever you see it, it just reminds you that they’re yours

will, softly smiling: nico’s playing cards

nico: *trying not to blush*

leo: calypso’s threads. it comforts me to see them sitting on my table

calypso: *looking at him lovingly*

hazel, with heart eyes: frank’s bow. i always think of how handsome he looks when he shoots it

frank: *giving her heart eyes*

percy: annabeth’s fucking mile-long blonde hairs that i pull out of my buttcrack in the shower

annabeth: *evil cackling across the room*

[jubileesstuff]

Nico: What’s your favorite color?

Will: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Nico: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Will: My favorite color is pink.

[theprinceofdarknesssquad]

Will: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Nico a little bit. Percy, holding Will's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Will: No, that's our joint tombstone. Percy: My mistake.

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my need to prove myself, I’ll wait

Percy: You and me!

Annabeth, already crying: Okay

[iheartgirlzn]

WHERE? trend with chb

“she uses you as bait in capture the flag!” percy: WHERE?!

“he’s emo!” will: WHERE?!

“they’re mean to you!” / “they have light hair!” leo: WHERE?!

“she—” piper: WHERE?!

“he went insane in the labyrinth!” / “she betrayed camp!” clarisse: WHERE?!

[annabethcheese]

Will: I'm in love with Nico

Annabeth: Our Nico?

Will: Yes. Thoughts?

Percy: Yes. And prayers.

Annabeth: And blessings.

Jason: But yeah, mostly prayers.

Percy: Good luck.

[pjotwitter]