#incorrect solangelo

[aficionadoenthusiast]

will: are nico and percy still at the zoo?

annabeth: yeah, percy's been sending me pictures of animals all day

will: really? all i've gotten from nico is a 5 second video of a lizard falling over with the caption "moron. this is you"

will: i love him

[percabethlovebot]

Nico: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is underneath it.

Will: Nico, no.

Kayla: Mistlefoe.

Will: Kayla, please stop encouraging this.

[fanficwriting]

Jason: so. there’s something we probably need to talk about but I don’t know how to bring it up.

Nico: just rip the bandaid off, please.

Jason: I think you’re like, gay and super in love with that Solace kid. 

Nico: put the fucking bandaid back on with duck-tape if you have to, I do not have time to talk about feelings.

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Will: You’re like 15 years old

Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!

[fefefeart]

Will: wait wait WAIT you're telling me you had a crush on Percy? Nico: yeah... Will: Will: same. Nico: Will: Nico: it'S HIS EYES- Will: I KNOW!

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Nico: If I cut my leg off and swing it at your head, I am kicking you or hitting you?

Will: You’ll most likely mentally scar me more than anything

[siimplyapril]

Made a silly comic <3

Inspiration is this

Ignore the annotating lol

[nicodiangelo-we-stan]

Happy part ten everyone, thx everyone for tolerating me this long

Part 9

[theprinceofdarknesssquad]

Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Percy: Several traffic violations. Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest. Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Frank: Also, that’s not our car.

[ellilyre]

Nico, half passed out in an infirmary bed after shadow travel : my boyfriend will get upset if he sees you touching me like that

Will : I'm your boyfriend

Nico :

*heart monitor beeps faster*

[thaliasthunder]

percy after seeing 13 year old nico raise an army of living fucking skeletons: my chemical romance was right teenagers scare the living shit out of me

[raphael-angele]

Kissing Booboos

Nico: OW!

Will: What happened?

Nico: Paper cut

Will: Aw, here *kisses his finger and it heals*

Nico: Why'd you do that?

Will: Well, kissing booboos can help make it feel better

Nico:

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Nico: Valdez. I need you to punch me in the mouth

Leo:

Nico:

Leo: Finally!

[percabethlovebot]

Will: Who traumatized you?

Nico: Do you want a list?

Will, pulling out a sword: Yeah, actually.

[fanficwriting]

Leo: And now, my favorite party game: Which Awkward Teen Couple Wins for Best Awkward Flirting with their Partner or, in rare cases, Partners.

Hazel: why-

Leo: NICO. GO. You have five seconds and remember, whoever wins gets the cookies Sally baked for Percy that I stole!

Percy: Wait, what the fuck, that was YOU-

Nico: Let’s do this. 

Will: I don’t think I want to be a part of this, actually-

Nico: Will. A human heart costs around $1 million but I gave you mine for free.

Will:

Leo:

Nico:

Will: Babe, why do you know how much a human heart costs?

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Will: Please, I’m begging you to eat some ambrosia and go to the camp infirmary.

Nico: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

[heyimboredtalktome]