As fun as it is to watch Americans react to Canadian culture, it is WAY more fun to see heavily intoxicated Americans react to Canadian culture in groups. Examples from this last week of work:
"So I know the caddies don't take American money-"
"They do"
"...is that legal?"
"Here's your change, sir"
"You forgot a dollar"
"That's this coin, sir. We call it a loonie"
"Holy shit! Guys, I got a loonie!!"
*group of 7 guys gather around to see, all cheering*
"Hi, I'd like some poontang delivered to my room"
"Some... sorry, could you say that again?"
"The short rib poontang"
"................do you mean poutine?"
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Listen man, you guys can't be like "you guys need to be normal about asexuality" and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn't have sex by choice. Like that's weird that some of you do that.
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being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind
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parce qu'on s'est crié des mots qui ont sali tous nos plus beaux dessins, on a hurlé des chaudières d'encre noire sur le bonheur
j'expose ma tête, mes yeux, mon cœur et mes mains
si tu reviens
something quiet, gentle, and romantic for today. I’ve been assured it’s suggestive enough for @goodomensafterdark ‘s smut war, so enjoy this soft interlude with suggestive tummy ❤️
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I see a lot of designs out there in which tango has red tinted glasses/goggles (mine included) but I don't think enough of us acknowledge how much that would affect his vision
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Mlp infected aus that just erase Discord from existence is so funny, he would shut that shit down so fast. Not even all that for the sake of friendship or whatever he’d see it and be like erm… not really my cup of chaos, this is just gross (snap, fixed)
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this whole "draw miku from your culture/country/area" trend made me realize that hatsune miku is like the Spiderverse. she exists in an infinite number of settings with various life lore. every music video for a miku song has its own universe. u could draw her from any country and it'd still be miku. you could give her any job, aesthetic, or personality and it'd all still be miku. all you need is that bright teal hair (or hat/scarf/hijab/etc.) in two ponytail-esque shapes and you've got miku. she's got a few recurring design traits but other than that she can be anything and she'll still be the one and only miku
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PAUL MESCAL
Normal People Episode 2
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found a jean bustier at the thrift store. the justier
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Also, there is so much hand-wringing over the ethics of BDSM and while obviously it is worth taking care about ...sensation seeking is a thing. Many, many people enjoy eating habanero peppers and/or watching movies that make them cry. The conceptual leap from there to the idea that it's possible for sex to hurt good is a very short one, and sometimes it REALLY is as simple as that.
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