#some mustard

[alicedrawslesmis]

switching from late 19th century (russian) lit straight to a french romantic (who wrote in the early 19th century tho this book is from 1850) is like if you're eating some really fancy carpaccio and then you switch to an ice cream sundae I don't even feel like I'm in the same restaurant here

[spiritsonic]

Well well well look who it is

[egophiliac]

"IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE" As someone who's been playing TWST since march and stopped going out of my way to be spoilerfree after I got stuck at Overblott!Jamil? That's honestly been one of my favorite things about it - seeing something in fanart or a comment you think is just fans joking, only for it to be canon. "The economy!", "May I also throw a tantrum?", Malleus' gargoyle thing, and... everything about Rook being my top examples.

there's a whole bit in Trey's platinum birthday card where he goes on about how he became increasingly obsessed with mustard for like a week straight until the other students held an intervention. how are you supposed to talk about this. how can you bring up something like Trey's descent into mustard obsession to the point that the other characters are worried for him without it sounding like the most obvious lolrandom "he mentioned it once and now fandom acts like he puts mustard in everything" joke. also, how can I slip this into every Twst post from now on, because I need everyone in the world to know that this is a real canon fact about Trey "I'm just an average normal guy (who sticks my hands into people's mouths and owns 20 toothbrushes and used to eat flowers off the side of the road)" Clover.

for bonus points, 1) the punchline is that he still doesn't even like mustard that much, 2) he's saying all of this to Leona, and 3) Leona is actually kind of invested in Trey's mustard story for some reason, which is the most unbelievable part of all of this to be honest. (then Trey gets distracted by a painting of the Cheshire Cat and Leona takes the opportunity to powerwalk away to freedom before they can start talking about dijon versus spicy brown or whatever and extend this bit even longer)

[siren-of-agony]

Answers to "please stop"

No.

I can't.

I won't.

I don't want to.

I don't know how.

I will soon.

But then how will you learn?

We're almost done.

It's almost over.

Ask me again!

Oh well, if you're asking that politely…

Fine. For now.

Only once I've come up with something more fun.

Only once you've come up with something more fun.

Or what?

I know you can go a little bit longer.

You know I won't.

I love it when you beg.

I hate it when you beg.

I'm so bored by your begging.

Not until you're too weak to ask me to.

But I don't have anything better to do.

I wish I could.

Alright! See? All you had to do was ask nicely.

I'm not doing anything.

What, exactly?

Just once more, I promise!

Just once more, I promise! (🤞)

You're doing this to yourself.

You wanted this.

You want this.

You know you made me do this.

Are you ready to give me what I want, then?

I will once you give in.

What will you give me in return?

Why should I?

You know there is only one way to end this.

You know there is only one way this will end.

(Answers to "it hurts")

[kagooleo]

doodlin some joh’s

[fearoffun]

best friends forever

[moregraceful]

whenever i see people reblog posts about what stylistic problems/choices make them back-button out of a fic or "he would not say/fuck/be woke like that" posts, i just think: you all have never truly loved a rarepair. you have only known riches and wealth. you have lived lives of luxury and grandeur. you have never painstakingly typed the names of two people into the search bar on ao3 dot org and have it return five results, two of which are in a language you can't read, two of which are tropes you hate, and the last which, while readable, has never known the touch of spellcheck, grammar check, or a beta. "i would never read something with poor punctuation and spelling that's out of character 😒" okay champ, hope your job at the new york review of books is paying well. personally i'm in the trenches of world war i reading a fic written with a broken pencil on the wrapper of a cigarette packet. and i'm having the time of my life

[trans-opossum]

Amphibiuary day 12: Eat!

[lucerocosplay]

After some time I have finally been able to finish the construction notes for my yellow tournament Kurama cosplay! My man of primary colors has been done for a few years now so getting through this portion of documenting is a big relief.

His construction notes, including a brief explanation for his rose whip can be found on my sewing blog here.

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Hey guys if I were to become a villain right here Right now as a cleaner WHAT would my villain name be. Do NOT put "The Cleaner" or some lame shit, I need HONEST SUGGESTIONS for NO PARTICULAR REASON.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[raetreaderarts]

Was doing my regular scroll through her gallery and fell in love with this unreleased costume, like HER HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD <3 Mustard’s Jason costume is also very cute, they really are just a couple of goobs

[blinkpen]

you look like a startled cat on top of a fridge, sir,

[formulaonedirection]

Anyway back to me... here's my final condiment haul tally from my cross continental adventures

[polaroidsofprongs]

bottom james potter agenda !

the sunniest, cutest little boy on this side of manhattan (i'm not american, don't ask me why i said that) and you all making him out to be some ferocious top who dominates reggie? be so for real. i'm the no1 believer in bottom!james because there simply is no other option.

[sneeb-canons]

Headcanon #99: Soul eats the most random things especially late at night. Heart or Mind will walk by Souls room or by the kitchen and just see him there eating a bottle of sprinkles or a bottle of hot sauce. Just like by itself. Nothing else.