#somebody send help

[rusted-soda-can]

Guys I just made the most banger T-shirt design ever hold on

[deatth-spells]

[bubbleorb]

What I’m currently working on 🤭

[carvedpumpk1n]

I just saw König fanart of him having a Cthulhu tattoo on his back... I'm going feral.

Me when König:

[bluecoba]

2023 Character Wrapped

Ty for the tag @blondeboyfriend <3

In short, THIS FUCKING THING

Sorry I don't have a top ten lol it's literally just him

[hideitaway]

crying

[kovalitics]

Being an adult is weird.

[kawhh]

So, uh, I might have a problem

[g0-incognit0]

People, I think I'm fucking lost

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

When I was a kid my mother gave me an old alarm clock she still had from her childhood. I had it for like a year or two and then they got me another one.

Earlier I found it sitting on a shelf in my mothers workroom, and believe me when I tell you, it was a fucking jumpscare, because this mf:

reminds me too much of this mf:

[preciousprongs]

I WANT OUT OF THIS FANDOMMMMM

[delphi-dreamin]

HDD spoilers

FUCK. RIGHT IN THE OVARIES. KO. 🫠

SIR. IN FRONT OF MY CHICKEN NUGGETS??

Okay, Simeon fish...

Gosh, I wonder what my ass is gonna pi-

MY BODY IS READY. SORRY DADDY, I'VE BEEN BAD. 😳😳😳

Now that I have zero dignity left...What's Sol got...

MY OVARIES CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. HAVE MERCY.

[letsplayeternity]

Luke Newton, is the position of 'your girlfriend' available? Asking for a friend (it's me, I'm the friend)

[zinthefuture60111]

I think I'm going to draw 5 scenes from a new book I'm writing!

Me, two characters away from finishing the art, with an entire Inktobertale chapter to write, a wrist sore as all hell, and running on no sleep from playing total roblox drama and drawing all night:

sorry you guys had to find out im actually a green alien nerd like this...

[andthekitchensinkao3]

Let the WIP Games begin! :3

Thank you to @temporary-enthusiasm for the tag 😀

rules: reveal the titles of the documents in your wip folder and tag as many people as there are documents. Let others ask questions about the ones that interest them and post snippets or explain the contents as you see fit!

Yeah, I’m not gonna lie, I have soooo many WiPs I’m not gonna be able to tag as many people on here. XD It’s not even a humble brag, I’m just a mess of a 40-year-old with too many ideas and not enough time to put them all down in writing. But I’m working on it! One idea at a time. :3 So bear with me, everyone. Moar HankCon (and other pairings) will be in all our futures.

The Kamski Experience - When a team of struggling documentary filmmakers get an invitation to the secret location of Elijah Kamski's newest stab at hospitality, they expect an exclusive peek into the mind of the reclusive genius.

But when the work weekend turns into a deadly game of chess with a masked serial killer, they must each pass a personally customized death trap in order to escape - or die trying.

Wayfarer - AU take on the movie Passengers, but if it were a thriller and the main character and love interest were more equal partners right from the start.

When You’re a Stranger - AU take on the movie Deliver us Fom Evil, in which Connor is a homicide investigator with a psychic streak, and Hank is a (derobed) Lutheran priest now working as freelancing exorcist.

Heart/Soul - set five months after the end of the game. Starting with Connor taking a leap of faith on stage, declaring his love for Hank with an old power ballad from the '80s.

Monochromat - a story set a few months after my first massive HankCon fic, Metamorph; When androids first start disappearing for no apparent reason, there’s no obvious signs of foul play, but then android bodies start showing up all over Detroit. Android life and death semantics aside, it would seem there is a serial killer on the prowl.

Then, to make matters worse, one of the original leaders of Jericho suddenly goes missing without a word. Hank and Connors Mark I and II find themselves racing against the clock, with too much evidence and too little time.

Gambit - another what-if kind of fic branching off a chapter of Metamorph.

... ... ...

And then there are the ones I haven’t even started posting yet. >_>

DBH x Dragon Age Inquisition AU, in which Hank is a former Templar and Connor is a mage on the run. Set right after the botched Conclave.

Mr Stern’s Criminal Conundrums - a silly, fun Ms Fisher’s Murder Mysteries AU in which the honorable Mr Connor Stern is an elegant bachelor by day and all-out flapper fabulosity at night. Solving crime and making men swoon all hours of the live-long day. His ever present adversary-cum-ally is Lieutenant Hank Anderson, who doesn't need this kitten heel/fancy frock BS in his life (but secretly loves it).

Plotbunny Hank/60: At CyberLife Tower, Hank shoots the wrong Connor and completely breaks down. As a direct result, Connor-60 begins questioning everything he thought he knew.

Runaway Man - A The Fugitive (movie) AU, in which Hank is wrongfully accused of killing his ex, and Connor is tasked with hunting him down.

The Mummy AU - with Librarian!Connor and Pilot!Hank tracking down an ancient ruin to retrieve an heirloom of Hank’s (or something far, far worse ;) ). Something he lost a veritable lifetime ago. Featuring ridiculously rich Elijah Kamski headed to the same ancient site in order to find something far more interesting - an artifact promising eternal life; and the Jericho Four as a gang of troublemakers who may or may not be out for the same thing (or just stopping Kamski). Everyone has secrets, and nobody’s safe from whatever lies waiting in the depths of the ruin.

I have woefully neglected two raffle fics I started as well, but more on them in a different post. <3

Last but not least, I have a whole sentence of a PWP that never went anywhere (yet): “One of Connor’s favorite things to do in the bedroom, was watching Hank fuck himself using one of his dildos.”

I TAG EVERYONE WHO FEELS THUS INCLINED LOVE YA! <3<3<3<3<3

[carriehillart]

Do you ever get a song stuck in your head? But- like- it’s wrong?