#somebodys gonna be mad

[indigovigilance]

How Aziraphale Responds to being Pinned to a Wall

Aziraphale trusts Crowley more than God, part 1/?

bonus:

[l3viat8an]

What’s something that should be innocent that turns pervert Beel on? 

Nsfw!

Kinda basic ik!! But watching you eat-

Especially stuff like cream puffs or éclairs it’s almost painful for Beel to watch but he just can’t pull his eyes away from your lips, the way your cheeks puff out a bit when you take an extra big bite and a bit of cream drips onto your lips. It takes all of Beel’s self control not to cream, heh- come in his pants.

Even watching you eat other stuff likel a banana, or suck on a popsicle, even a sucker- sucking yk-

Beel’s busy imaging how fuckin’ hot you'd look with his cock stuffed in your mouth instead. he really hopes you don’t notice the way he stares at you, and his cheeks bright red too-

I already mentioned popsicles, but it’s even worse for poor Beel if you’re like me and you love creamsicles!!! wide eyes following the way your lips move, the way you take it deeper ‘n deeper down your throat, the little bit of cream dripping down from the corner of your mouth and the way your tongue darts out to lick it away.

Beel is burning all of it into his memory- he has too for when he’s jerking off later, moaning your name and picturing you on your knees in front of him, looking him right in the eyes and licking his cum off your lips just like you did with the creamsicle earlier~

[lesbianrobin]

robins

[hyperrealisticblood]

marios madness? marios mad? mad mario? mad mario v2? we are nintendo you cannot beat us? cannot beat us? cannot beat mad mario? we are mad mario you cannot beat mario? mario?

[saruin]

@-@

[feline-evil]

Getting into anything new also means getting to do a fun little treasurehunt afterwards to find the people drawing gay trans art of the new thing Saluting our bravest soldiers (the people making queer art of my often kind of dudebro-y interests)

[guinevereslancelot]

why are old people so sad lol

[sonknuxadow]

every time i see someone say they hate a female character for getting in the way of their ship and no other reason i start barking and growling like a wild animal

[probablyaseamonster]

In regards to my last post, this is the vision:

It's dusk. There's a campfire. A makeshift stage, firelight illuminating it. On the stage are Martyn and Joel, singing Disobedient. It is important to me that you know that Joel has reformed into a less Pearly outfit, one that fits his personality more. The small crowd is cheering, Ren's one of the loudest.

[skyward-floored]

Yeah fr idk if you knew this but you can’t write a fic with Vio and Shadow without ONE person thinking it’s a ship. I had Vio call Shadow him his BROTHER for that reason and I still had people thinking it was a ship 😭😭 it’s not a ship not everyone likes it

I KNOW IT DRIVES ME CRAZY Just because something is fandom norm does not mean everyone goes along with it. Some people just aren't gonna agree, no matter what it is.

And yep yep. Exactly.

[gregmarriage]

can’t tell if i’ve fucked up this courtship and we won’t get back to where we were and how nice it was, or if i’ve just woken up in a bad mood and i’m being overdramatic

[dandyshucks]

need Guz to hug me tightly for like an hour solid oh my god dhdjdkl I went driving for the first time in over a year and I chewed my lip raw 😭😭

I'm starting to look like a caricature of Anxiety with all these physical symptoms and signs LMAO

[slutdge]

I want the white people using sk*nwalkers and w*ndigoag as fodder for their horror youtube channels trend to be over so fucking badly

[dw-companion-bracket]

ok just to check in. you guys aren't getting Actually Mad For Real about the main character of the most mainstream era of the show winning a popularity contest right?

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Some of those rant/anger posts can get a little personal sometimes-

I swear a mutual could reblog a post that's like,

"I fucking hate people who have short blue hair, who only draws one stupid villain nobody cares about, likes Jojo, drinks lemonade tea, who's favorite color is blue, and named Tippy. Just die if you are all those things"

And I'll pretend I didn't see it, but feel anxious for the rest of the day... and wonder why they still follow me and supposedly like me even though I'm most of those things that they hate-

[sacredpit]

me watching people use aave completely wrong