Soos: "I wanna tell a joke, but I only remember the punchline."
Soos: "'When is the best time to go to the dentist?'"
Melody: "Tooth hurty."
Soos: "You complete me."
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Rest well Bill~
Handyman Bill AU by waty_mot & LosanPostle on Twitter, I totally love this silly story
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Thinking about. Stanley Pines. Once summer, not long after Weirdmaggedon. Sitting in his seat, staring at the tv but realising slowly he's not really watching TV, he's listening.
Listening to Soos, taking a tour group around the Shack, his voice confident and happy, eagerly telling tourists all kinds of tall tales. Soos, with his young son strapped to his chest, held close and dear to his heart, always knowing he is loved and wanted by his father.
Listening to Wendy and Melody, laughter turning to deeper conversations in the gift shop as Wendy pours out her latest dating drama and Melody listens sympathetically--not quite a mother, but an older sister figure is all Wendy wants at the moment.
Listening to a distant boom coming from the basement, a cause for some concern that fades quickly as three peals of laughter follow soon after. One deep and familiar, as comforting and close as the sound of a ship's motor and the open sea. One young and high, cracking with adolescent awkwardness. One loud and cackling, a hint of madness never quite leaving it but more settled than it used to be. And Stan figures it's probably time to send someone down to drag Ford, Dipper and McGucket upstairs before they forget what light is and get too nerdy.
Besides it's nearly dinner time, and he's listening to Mabel's steady, unrelenting chatter in the kitchen, punctuated by a few grunts of acknowledgment from Abuelita as they prepare a meal.
And Stan feels a strange, unusual sensation wash over him, something he hasn't felt for over half a lifetime, by a boat on a beach. A sensation of contentment, of security, of peace. And he realises that if he stood up and walked into any one of the rooms in the Shack he would be greeted with smiles and faces lighting up to see him and cheerful cries of his name.
And he looks down at the darned pig sleeping beside his chair and things, with oddly misty eyes, that he spent thirty years trying to find his brother again. And he succeeded--but somehow, he got more than that. He had formed around him, without even realising it, a family.
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ogmgomgmgo little request of melody and soos from instagram while trying out a new brush BROOO theyre so cute i cant
btw if yall wanna leave request here on tumblr u can do it id be happy to play with them around !!
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I meant to get it together to post these details from my 2026 Hunkles Calendar page on the main page post, but forgot. So here they are, the barely-visible photos from the fridge and the wall meant as a nod to the show finale's credits.
In some cases, they're more visible here than in the final page, because I drew them out first and then let them get cropped by Ford's figure and the page-bleed guidelines. The finale shot from the show, of the pink and purple landscape with the bus pulling away, I knew was going to be mostly obliterated by the lamp and by Ford's hair. (I can't believe how much time I spent on that given how little of it shows in the final piece)
All are just screenshot-redraws (including the Stan o' War II sculpture), except for Soos and Melody standing together. And of course, the "photo" of Stan having just named Soos as the new Mr. Mystery is from a screenshot, but wasn't one of the finale photos (poor Stan, cut off by the page guidelines!).
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ford, hanging out with an anomalous feline: oh, hello, mabel
mabel, immediately pointing at it: bleep bloop
ford: bleep bloop?
mabel, nodding sagely: bleep bloop
ford, booping the anomaly on the nose: nyoom
stan: what the fuck are you two on about
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