#sorry for being stupid

[whygaia]

i fixed this one

The Ninth (my beloveds)

and it’s back in print

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

So, for the very sexy anon that sent me this

I hope you see this ❤️ Because I agree, whole heartedly Thembo under the cut

CW: Small drabble, NSFW, light hearted dub-con with thembo!Reader

Poor little barbarian, completely unaware that they were having sex until Xyleth was about to cum.

Being carried to his tent was the most exciting moment of the young warrior's life. They struggled against the children of the monstrous clan, so to have a chance to take on Xyleth, the most physically intimidating of the village, was an opportunity that filled (Reader) with both pride and adrenaline.

Within the tent, (Reader) was set on their feet, and they began stretching, smiling giddily.

"Ah, I shall not go easy on you, despite our difference in species.." The giant smirked down at his human, admiring the defined muscles of their exposed arms. "You should remove your clothing beforehand, so we do not ruin your outfit.."

"Oh!" The beautiful dummy gasped. "That's smart!"

In their naivety, (Reader) undressed in front of their mate the leader of the tribe without a second thought, unaware of the meaning behind the subtle thumping of his tail.

Xyleth was pleased to watch as they stripped down completely to the nude, having anticipated that they would have stopped at their undergarments.

'My little mate knows how to tease me in such a lovely way!'

As Xyleth became uncontrollably aroused, the naked human before him marveled at the cultural differences between the two species. However, wrestling nude made complete sense, and (Reader) wondered why none of the others suggested it earlier.

The two squared off, feet spread and hunched. An oddly flat tongue ran across Xyleth's teeth as he was given a perfect view of his exposed love.

(Reader) made the first move, smiling maniacally as they launched themselves forward towards the hulking beast towering above them. As their hands collided, the human slid back from the force of their struggle against Xyleth, who didn't flinch in the slightest.

Every move (Reader) made was wrong.

Every action they took against the leader made it harder for him to keep the "foreplay" (as he thought it to be) going. Their actions displayed their strength in the most attractive of ways, they pushed themselves against his claws to the point of sweating, filling the tent with their scent, and worse of all, they kept complimenting him.

Genuine comments such as "Man, I'm lucky to get this chance!", and "Damn, I knew you were strong, but this is impressive!", caused the chuckling man to nearly cry with the amount of love he felt for his mate, physically feeling his adoration for (Reader) in his chest.

Unable to contain his lust, he grappled (Reader) and spun them to the ground, wrapping the struggling warrior in his arms and legs, pinning them onto the previously strategically placed mats.

Sex education was a thing taught in (Reader's) community, but when they felt something painfully large enter their body, they didn't instantly connect the dots; being so focused on the fight that they laughed through the pain, still battling with all their might to release themselves from Xyleth's grip, wondering what kind of fighting style this was.

"Ah, fuck! That hurts.. You're really good at this!" The panting, dark red barbarian praised the victor, which for some reason made the pain harder and faster as whatever it was that Xyleth inserted began ramming into them.

Xyleth was grunting on top of (Reader), fucking the clueless human like an animal. In his mind, he was marking them as his mate, ready to bond the two of them as life partners. However, the wet mess getting railed under the monster was slowly becoming more and more embarrassed. (Reader) felt an orgasm building inside their tight body, and was scared to ask Xyleth to stop. How shameful it would be, to get turned on by a friendly sparring match!

"Xyleth, you- you win!" They stuttered out, barely able to speak while holding in their moans as pleasure assaulted their nerves. "Tapping out, buddy!"

"Why?" He chuckled while licking the shell of (Reader's) ear. "You're so close to cumming.."

"Huh-?"

The sensation of thick cum painting their insides brought about (Reader's) own climax, forcing it out of them as Xyleth continued thrusting into them, filling them to the point where it was spilling out, smacking loudly and wetly between their connecting hips as it leaked out of (Reader's) twitching hole and dripped down their thighs.

"What a good little mate you are.." was purred as the monster planted soft kisses across their jaw and earlobe, keeping himself deep inside of his new mate as he collapsed.

"Huh??"

[nextstopparis]

probably not a great hc but what if merlin was protecting arthur’s rest at the end of 5.13. like there was that post analyzing his use of the spell “in sibbe gereste” and how much more significant/commanding it was to rest in peace, right? so what if merlin had stayed by the lakeside to ensure that arthur wasn’t disturbed. what if he stayed to keep others away from waking arthur up? what if after hearing kilgharrah say that arthur would return, he vowed to let arthur rest. to not drag him back into this hell of a world only to be used and disposed of again. what if he just. what if this was the last thing he could give arthur. after all the betrayal and fighting what if merlin just wanted to give him his peace. what about that.

[robertseanleonardthinker]

i have unfortunately discovered picmix

lots of moving parts and colors warning

[nowergianwood]

I don't know why, but in my head they have the same energy

[arebirthingofsorts]

now.. this is gonna sound dumb. but hear me out. we know that the sky and the sun on faerun are the doodler’s eye. and we know that “night” on that world is just the doodler sleeping? like its eyes r closed. yes we all know this. so i think they should just strike at night. it cant see u its eyes r closed. launch a rocket into space and stab its eyelids. do something

[lexsnotdead]

i am so sorry

[tmbgaresuck]

i didnt know oppenheimer was a real person until today. I thought he was like a supervillian or something

[rosyronkey]

the ten photo limit on here is hurting my creative genius (hugh dancy photo dump)

[cutup4ngels]

if you see my typos before i go back and edit my posts no you fucking didn't

[emlos]

oh i am SO reading the wiki after this

[pickled-flowers]

Sex positivity is also about not calling Ace people prude and using virgin as an insult 👍 hope that helps

[matriarchofworms]

how i found out dutch ovens are an actual thing

man: "i got a dutch oven"

me: "ew"

man: "what?"

[robertseanleonardthinker]

THE RADIO IS PLAYING YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT????? HOUSE MD REFERENCE??????? HOUSE IN REAL LIFE?????

[alpacacare-archive]

day twoe ah haha

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wake up wintersberg nation