Intro
Call me J
Pronouns are he/him but they and it are fine too
I like screaming into the void known as this hellsite
somehow am still lonely while having friends
i draw and post it here sometimes
I call this an ed/sh blog but its relly just my shitty life™️ i wont ever post body checks of me or someone else. Everything that could potentially trigger someone should have a tw on it, if not lmk. I dont promote anything in my shitty life. probably not a safe space for ppl in recovery, love yall, just dont wanna trigger you
B0mblover is my writing/sometimes art blog
killmeplese34 (yes its spelled like that) is my sh blog bc worried abt being t worded
free Palestine🇵🇸
im a minor so please dont be too weird
i want to bash my head in in pavement
feel free to spam if youd like, it doesnt bother me /gen
as of feb 24 2024 im learning chinese (simplified) i might post in it, please correct me if i mess up
Dni list:
Racists
Homophobes
Transphobes
Xenophobes
ablest “people”
pedos (does that need to be said?)
conservatives (american ones specifically bc ive heard its different in other places we will not get along)
pro “life” “people”
Fbi
government in general (i will call a crack head next time bc YALL DIDNT FUCKIN SHOW UP)
Do not ask me about
•gun control (im too confused on it to have a proper stance)
•for help financially (sorry but i legit cant do jack shit about it besides reblog bro im broke af)
•real advice (i can try to help but i make things much worse)
•how i feel about Kunai Tadashi (i mean you can just it will be long)
•every illegal thing ive done (FUCK YOU FBI YOULL NEVER CATCH ME as i post my ip address)
Info
Instagram: Insane_268_2
Discord: mocchi59
(ao3 will be hopefully added if i ever make an account)
Tags, if you need to block smth (or need an index)
•idiot ass drawing (drawing)
• j’s a bloody mess (selfharm/blood)
• j isnt suffering for once? (my infrequent high points)
• j’s crying and listening to music (music)
• j’s guchiry posting again (guchiry)
• j is down bad as fuck and doesnt know how or deal with it / really any variation of it (me being down bad for a certain someone and handing it poorly, i made the tag as a joke and just kept using it) (is private)
•cooking with j (me cooking gross shit seeing if it tastes good)
•j answers (new tag, “answering” asks)
im mostly into
Guchiry /ぐちり
Hiiragi Kirai / 柊キライ
And ¿?(wada shimon)
and i have severe trauma so i sometimes post about that 👍
I wish you luck
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TDA characters as types of tiktokers
y’all KNOW i’m bored when i’m doing this shit lmao
i’ll get around to doing the other TSC characters eventually TDA was just the first to come to mind also if you’re not actively on tiktok some of what i say might not make sense ahaha
also i named some tiktokers who yall can use for reference for some of them and from what i’ve seen they’re all fairly unproblematic so you should check them out!!
EMMA CARSTAIRS
okay so she’s DEFINITELY super popular and she uses her platform for good
she’s really funny and a lot of her audios go viral posts videos of her dancing saying that she cant dance but she’s actually really good at it
6M followers and growing fast
hypes up her boyfriend’s account ALL the time
calls out misogynistic/racist tiktokers through duets and KEEPS THEIR TAG IN THE CAPTION
she is not afraid of starting drama lmao
occasionally hops on POV and transition trends but its usually satire
emma can’t act for shit lmao
super active on tiktok and has a spam account
people are always asking her to drop the skin care routine but she doesn’t have one??
*pushes Zara down* “and no one’s gonna help her?? WOW some world we live in”
JULIAN BLACKTHORN
there’s no way he doesnt have an art account lmao
a lot of his paintings go viral but 90% of his comments are 14 year old girls thirsting over him
yall know that pottery guy on tiktok?? the cute one?? (i searched up his account just for this post he’s @/daxnewman769) that’s the best way to describe him
literally all the famous tiktokers commission him
probably has like 4M followers lmao
will occasionally make about how respecting women doesn’t make you a “simp”
doesn’t get into tiktok drama tho
posts candid videos of emma and all his jealous 14 year old fans get so pressed but he shuts down anyone who says anything bad about her
sometimes does painting or drawing tutorials and he’s really good at teaching stuff lmao
CRISTINA ROSALES
omg okay so like yall know those really pretty girls on tiktok who are literal models and are always dropping tips on how to frame your face for pictures and best clothes and poses and whatever ( @/ameliezilber is the first person that came to mind as an example)
thats her
alot of her content is just for the aesthetic
BLING EFFECT
GRWM’s all the time
10 step skin care routine
GOOD VIBES
has a pretty decent following?? like at least 2 million
has a spam but it’s exactly the same as her main lol
also calls out problematic tiktokers but not by name
her entire account is full of body positivity and does a bunch of stuff on loving yourself
sometimes does POVs and all the comments are like “@ netflix hire her rn”
sometimes posts crack videos with emma and cute vids with mark and kieran
MARK BLACKTHORN
does a lot of reaction videos and duets
a lot of his videos go viral but he doesn’t have a huge following like maybe 800k
everyone still knows him
gets at least twenty “are you wearing only one contact” comment about his eyes every post
he’s really funny without even realizing it
sometimes goes inactive for weeks at a time and just forgets that tiktok exists lmao
shows off kieran and cristina ALL THE MF TIME AND EVERYONE IS SO JEALOUS LIKE HOW ARE ALL OF THEM HOT
KIERAN
doesnt have a tiktok lmao sorry
but shows up so much on mark’s and cristina’s that a lot of people know who he is
DIANA WRAYBURN
unironically does POVs but is actually good at them??
lots of videos talking about the struggles of minorities like LGBTQ+ and POC and women
posts a lot of those vidoes that are like “what to do if you ever get kidnapped” “red flags in relationships” “most powerful parts of the body” etc
probably has like 500k followers
at the end of the day she doesn’t really use tiktok that much tho ahaha
LIVVY BLACKTHORN:
does a little bit of everything??
posts dance videos sometimes
omg her transitions are SO good
everyone is in love with her and she has to remind them that she’s a minor (i’m just a kid plays aggressively in the background)
posts videos that are just vibes?? like her skating at night, dancing in traffic with dru/her friends, walking through the city at night etc
lots of lip syncing videos to whatever sounds are popular and all her comments are like “i wish i looked like this” “guess im not eating today” and she gets so upset :((
she wants everyone to know that they’re perfect the way they are!!
also posts POVs sometimes and she’s not that bad at them ahaha
probably has like 1 million followers
doesn’t even need a spam just posts everything on her main
shouts out her sibilings accounts all the time
overall just great energy
TY BLACKTHORN
never posts his face on his main but he does on his spam
yall know those accounts that post fun facts or psychology facts?? his is like that except he talks to explain them and everyone finds his voice SO calming
he posts a lot of content of animals and everyone is in AWE with how good he is with them
his username is probably theanimalwhisperer or something djkfskjd
every single time he posts Kit on his account all the comments are like “OOH ICU” and “SHIP” and “ASK HIM OUT ALREADY”
he gives 0 shits about popularity on tiktok he’s just posting for fun because he likes teaching people about his interests
so he has like maybe 500k followers
lots of philosophical questions that has everyone questioning their existence
ugh i love him
KIT HERONDALE
be honest this is what y’all were waiting for
yall know those unproblematic ppl that everyone refers to as the “king(s) of tiktok”???
yeah thats him
SO FUNNY
LIKE HIS CONTENT IS GENUINELY HILARIOUS
lots of sarcasm and satire
think @/adamkindacool ?? (one of my favourite tiktokers lmao)
does reaction videos for those “pov: im the annoying hot cheeto girl sitting next to you in math class” videos
dark humor (not like rude humor but actual dark humor)
like “i put the baby in the oven and the pizza in the bed” type of jokes back when those were a thing
has like 4M followers but almost every single one of his posts go viral so he’s gaining fast
lots of pranks
starts a bunch of trends
any video he posts of Mina goes viral
sometimes he posts some really weird stuff that has everyone laughing so hard irl (@/benoftheweek)
he NEVER thirst traps but still gets a lot of those weird sexual fairy comments on his posts (iykyk)
TO BE CLEAR I MEAN THE FAIRY EMOJI ONES NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM BEING FAE
reacts to the comments with a video of him just staring at the screen with the “oh to see without my eyes” or “im just sixteen” audio going on in the background which only encourages them to make more weird comments
anyways everyone loves him
any of his povs are pure jokes meant to make fun of pov’ers
posts maybe one serious tiktok every 5 months that talks about being respectful and using your platform for good
“i miss old tiktok”
posts a lot of random videos of Ty where, again, all the comments are shipping them except even more so on his account because everyone can see his heart eyes for Ty
collabs with Dru a lot and does a bunch of duets of her videos
everyone loves him bye
DRU BLACKTHORN
SO many memes
she deletes any hate in her comments bc she honestly doesnt care to respond to them and doesn’t need that kind of negativity in her life
but one time she got a “the f in women stands for funny” comment and she WENT OFF
does really dark povs sometimes that are really interesting
CLOWN MAKEUP + SCARY CLOWN TIKTOKS ( think @/avani ‘s clown make up posts
REALLY good at makeup and sometimes gets julian to do scary makeup on her for tiktoks and povs (like those ones with stitches over the mouth or skin peeling off)
huge ally!! posts a lot about minorities struggles and white privilege, and acknowledges hers
does movie reviews and stuff sometimes
“types of” videos
pulls a lot of pranks on her sibilings with livvy and sometimes with Kit
lots of body positivity + self love
calls out back-handed compliments
also has a lot of content like Livvy’s of just vibing in LA
julian and emma and mark go off at anyone who sexualize her in the comments
probably has like 650k followers
posts a couple of times a week
BONUS:
JAIME ROSALES
lots of skateboarding videos idk he just gives me that vibe
doesn’t post that often but is super popular
like maybe 1.5M followers
really passionate about systematic racism
HATES all those privileged white boys using the “this is america” audio to pretend they’re oppressed ( this is a may 2020 thing so it probably wont make sense to anyone who sees this after lmao)
POSTS A LOT OF THIRST TRAPS LMAO
also posts lots of videos that’s just him yelling about stuff but they’re really entertaining to watch ( like that guy sebastian @/sauceyogranny)
everyone thinks he’s super hot he always shows up in those “hottest boys on tiktok” videos except sometimes he’s just the token POC boy and it makes him mad :(
DIEGO ROSALES
HIS ACCOUNT IS SO PRACTICAL LMAO
lots of tips
“what to do if you’re trapped in the desert” “what to do if you’re kidnapped and stuck in the trunk”
doesnt reply to comments EVER unless it’s to clarify a point he made in the video or answer a question
has like 200k
okay thats it lmao im done bye this took me like an hour to make
i’ll get to all the other characters from the other series’ eventually
also if yall are wondering abt the lack of f*ckbois in this post they’re coming dw
TMI CHARACTERS AS TYPES OF TIKTOKERS
TID CHARACTERS AS TYPES OF TIKTOKERS
TLH CHARACTERS AS TYPES OF TIKTOKERS
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Where have we been and what's goin on
Sup yall. Laurance here. I'm super sorry for the inactivity here. This post will explain what's going on and give you all a catch up!!
I specifically have been a lot more active on my main lately (as in just spam rbing spop posts) compared to anywhere else. In fact, none of us have been on tumblr really. Barely, if not rarely now. I miss yall but being too busy or tired to go on tumblr has rlly made me realize just how much the drama on hermitblr was draining my energy and general enjoyment for anything. And even though I started getting better mentally, most of my headmates have gone AWOL at the worst time possible and I, the host, am frankly not coping lol.
Since December my mum has been in and out of hospital. The stays becoming longer and longer. Her condition getting worse. Abt 3 weeks ago (she only got like a week at home before being called back into the hospital since 3 weeks ago), she had brain toxicity from liver problems and lost memory of everything in terms of physical function and also a bit of memory loss. With level 3 going on at the time I was the designated visitor for her. That meant I was constantly going back and forth from the hospital helping mum regain how to do basic things, to being in class on teams, to taking care of my younger sister and doing housework.
And we have a family meeting in about 8 hours with her doctors (she has a team of like 8 doctors running around at this point LOL). Which involves discussing how things will be moving forward. Mum needs a liver transplant. The only place nearby is the other end of the north island; aka Auckland.
And I cant go with her. I will be taking care of my younger sister alone. Without my grandparents to help as they'll be going up north with mum (unless I manage to get word in with the docs and at the meeting etc).
But yeah. My life has been put on fucking 2x speed atm, and I'm mentally not doing well because of it (I have help though!! Dw). Being on here makes it worse atm, and so we wont be on at all, for who knows how long. (Unless we have times of peace where we can hop on for a couple minutes).
We miss you all so much. I especially miss a lot of you. I'm lucky enough to have professional support as well as the false fam's support (seriously yall dont give False enough love or support in terms of content. She cares so much about her fans and its bloody insane).
Hopefully I'll be active sooner than later, but it might be a weak glow of hope.
Stay safe yall and love you guys!!
Heres a couple of drawings :3
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