#sorry you guys are fucking boring

[fabcreature]

you know what, since we've been talking about how annoying it is when people react like "what drugs were they on when they wrote this 🤪" when someone is creative, i just wanna say

everyone who says "HOW IS THIS A KIDS' MOVIE 😱😱", when a kids' movie is a little bit out of the box and features dark or deep imagery and meanings, owes me one thousand euros

[lilypads17]

actually this is great and the slightly scuffed not entirely clear storytelling is part of the charm if you want something clear cut and well planned go watch a show with a fucking script

[collaredkittyboy]

[autism-corner]

an ode to what could have been o7

[ihateornithologists]

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

heheheheh the lovelies 💚💜

[nyaskitten]

Just went back and watched Ash fight scenes and if they don't at the VERY LEAST let smoke eminate off Cinder in all his fight scenes you will see me on national and international TV.

[horrorknife]

i cannot wait until we get more character information for other twf characters and they turn out not being the 100% innocent perfect cinnamon rolls everyone thinks they are. sorry but i DO think its weird that the ONLY widely demonized character is the one suffering from addiction and the addiction is treated like a willynilly irresponsible decision rather than a psychological and physical disability + dependency.

[buglaur]

enda keogh for @wrixie‘s enamoured with eleanor

twenty-nine years old

he/they

self-assured, art lover, hates children

enda’s a britechester boy. he’s worked as the cashier in a little newsagent for the past six years, but it’s really not where he wants to be. he’s always had a passion for the arts. drawing, painting, sculpting, you name it. he’s recently gone back to pursue a college degree in fine arts and wants to hopefully make a living from selling his artwork.

romance and starting a family have just never made their way onto the cards for enda. of course there’ve been a few relationships in the past, however none of them have ever come to fruition. he’s coming to a stage now where he’s looking for something more stable, so finding the right partner to settle down with when he graduates is a top priority. renting out a cozy apartment, moving in with a significant other and raising a ridiculous amount of kittens is what he really wants for the future. no kids though, unless you can change his mind, but he’s pretty stubborn with his belief that a child is just way too much effort and responsibility.

[andi-o-geyser]

Oh, these new dragon designs absolutely FUCK

[recreationalcynodont]

I don't know how to tell you this, but people are able to say things that aren't true. This is known as "lying." People often lie to meet perceived societal pressure. This can lead to blatantly false statements like "I love short, fat guys" and "penis size doesn't matter."

i dont know which part of that post offended you, oh wise redditor, but i promise theres lots of people out there who love short fat guys (me i need a short fat guy to ride into the sunset), ugly guys, people with crazy penises, and Yes even Armin Shimerman in the quark costume.

i was gonna say more but its not worth it. the reason youre not getting bitches is because youre annoying, not because women are stuck up hoes.

[eebie]

people who act like liking.or dare i say sympathizing with spot as a character is a moral failing

[boilingheart]

best thing about mathias shaw is that there's just no sex appeal. zero. none. nada. this guy's got no rizz or whatever they're calling it these days. nothing. yeah he's like well built he's a master spy and one of the top rogues for sure, he's uptight and got that van dyke mustache and wears a corset 24/7 but he's just so fucking stick in the mud boring he's a vibe killer being around him is rancid he's so uptight and to the book you can't stand him. he curls his fuckin mustache he smiles at nothing. in theory he is hot as hell. catboy type of modern middle aged man babygirl. my girlfriend in theory. right. but he's so comically unfuckable. old white guy child soldier who's never fucking smiled in his life until flynn fairwind showed up. shout out to flynn fairwind, who is overflowing with raw sex appeal and charm and charisma, who took one look at this boring unsalted alliance spymaster who curls his mustache and hides his personality behind 37 reinforced walls, said "i can fix him" and then he DID. it's so funny to me. i'm correct about everything btw.

[steelycunt]

regulus fans getting sooo bugged out over that quote in the books about how he was less handsome than sirius n trying to deny it…why girls embrace your fav being nothing special embrace them being a little wonky looking. my best little baby princess looks like a parsnip and i go awooga awooga over him every single day i am having the time of my life. i am free

[wrixie]

tried playing red dead online again - started a new character only to be harassed and blown up by some level 700 multiple times when loading into the lobby ;-;

[crepuscularqueens]

miranda's green dress haters... perish.