#soup skit

[the-golden-comet]

Okay, Brain! Time to write today? :)

🧠: Nah. Art practice.

Okay! So, like…expression practice, right?

🧠 : :)

Oh boy….

I re-did a classic soup joke. Joke credit goes to PurpleEyesWTF and his Code MENT (Code Geoss Abridged) series

Ali and Noah from my WIP Your Wish Is My Command, performing that one soup skit (click on the picture for higher resolution ✨)

[blackicek1lls]

Splinter is at soup

[themunchies-andcompany]

The munchies have a debate over what's considered soup

[vaugarde]

i think the soup store vid is one of those “overused fandom templates” that hasnt had its charm or hilarity worn down for me tbh.

[nightwalker6200]

While shopping...

Kazuki, at home, on the phone with Rei: Hey, what are you doing?

Rei, at the store: I'm shopping for clothes, but I can't find them.

Kazuki: What do you mean you can't find them?

Rei: I can't find them. There's only soup.

Kazuki: What do you mean there's only soup?

Rei: I mean there's only soup.

Kazuki: Well, get out of the soup aisle!

Rei, going to the next aisle: Alright, you don't have to shout. I'm in the next aisle- There's more soup.

Kazuki, getting frustrated: What do you mean there's more soup?

Rei, panicking: There's just more soup!

Kazuki: Go to the next aisle!

Rei, still panicking in next aisle: There's still soup!!

Kazuki, yelling: Where are you right now!?

Rei, also yelling: I'm at soup!

Kazuki: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP!

Rei, panicked yelling: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Kazuki: WHAT STORE ARE YOU AT???

Rei: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Kazuki: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!

Rei: FUCK YOU!

[boglady]

I don’t really know anything about Matt Nix, the creator of Burn Notice, a show I haven’t seen, but I listened to an interview he did once on a podcast, where he was talking about about how he’d put on an episode of Mad Men one day to watch as he was making soup. And he’d utterly failed at multi-tasking because Mad Men is a show that expects things of its viewers, and he had just been so compelled by all the subtle complexities, how it all related to the overall plot, and all the points being made about society and history that he couldn’t even keep his focus away from the screen long enough to make soup. And then he said that as much as he loved Mad Men, that wasn’t the type of show he was making. He was making a show that people could put on while they were making soup. He didn’t seem upset about this fact in the slightest because he recognized the value of being able to provide that service to so many people out there who just want some familiar faces, an exciting plot, maybe something sad, maybe something heartwarming, maybe something true, with intrique and mystery and the occasional car crashing dramatically into a building. To him, his job was to offer all those thing to people, who like him occasionally maybe just deep down want some company and comfort to fill up the void as they stand in their kitchens, making soup. I think about that all the time.

[raycatz]

my call and response this week is going to be "I say sploosh, you say KABOOM. SPLOOSH. KABOOM." and I'm going to get away with it because we can play irl battleship with a tarp, sit spots, and some water balloons

we're all gonna be nerds and nobody will know

[luminecho]

WHY IS THERE MORE SOAP

[heartsoji]

hq boys with an s/o who's scared of thunder

kuroo, kenma, suna, iwaizumi, atsumu x reader (separate)

warnings: fear

a/n: wrote this during a thunderstorm that occurred at like 1am in the morning bc thunder scares me idk its just big and boomy idk but yeah was hiding under my blanket and needed comfort so this is rly self-indulgent haha

you gasp at the sound of thunder crashing, your body flinching in fear and tears quickly forming in your eyes. you never knew why, but ever since you were a kid, you were terrified of thunder. you weren't scared of loud noises, nor were you scared of rain, but for some reason, thunder terrified you. you threw a blanket over urself and began to cry in ur bed, absolutely terrified.

that's when ur door creaks open and ur boyfriend walks in

kuroo

will not tease u or anything abt it

he will just use his very very long arms to wrap you in a big hug

lets you bury your face into his favorite hoodie and cry on it. that's how much he loves you

gives you warm soup and tea and treats you as if you caught a cold or smth

he's just overall very uncharacteristically sweet and comforting

its bc he doesn't like seeing u upset it literally shatters his heart into pieces

like seeing u cry makes him want to cry

once it's all over, he'll wait a day to resume his usual teasing

unless you bring it up first, he won't mention your reaction to the thunder

he doesn't want to strike a sensitive chord

he just wants you to be happy :)

kenma

fun fact i love this man

have i ever mentioned that i love this man

i love this man

ANYWAYS he would immediately pick up on your fear, but wouldn't rly know how to comfort you

does he give you a hug? give u some food? offer some comforting words? what would those comforting words even be?

yeah he has no idea what to do

he sits down awkwardly by your side on the bed and just puts a hand on your back

hes trying

lets u cry on him and cuddle with him

has no idea what to do but he's trying to make u feel better so he'll do anything that u want

water? yes. cuddles? absolutely. food? he's already on the delivery app ordering ur favorite

super awkward but he's trying and that's what counts

after the storm has passed, he'll play video games with you on his lap :)

suna

tackles you onto the bed when he sees your tears

just wordlessly cuddles you

he honestly is slightly clueless when it comes to emotions that aren't part of the mental vb game bc he's used to suppressing his own

just hugs and cuddles you

no words. only snuggles.

acts like it didn't happen afterwards

he does make sure check the forecast to see if there are any other storms coming up tho

iwaizumi

he doesn't rly understand why ur so scared of it

like its natural?? and common??

nonetheless, will pull u into his ripped arms and give u a big hug !

he'll rub your back soothingly and whisper words of comfort

constantly telling u that u have nothing to be scared of bc he's there

puts a blanket over u and cooks u some hearty soup after cuddling u

checks the forecast 24/7 bc if there's a storm he wants to be there w/ u

atsumu

when he first sees u shaking under a blanket, he laughs at u and calls u a little kid

however, when he sees ur tears and shaken-up expression, he's immediately at your side giving u a hug

like iwa, he doesn't know why ur so scared of it but comforts you nonetheless

tells u that's it's alright and rubs circles on ur thumb

gives u sour patch kids bc he has no idea what to do after like 5 minutes

tries to make u laugh

he'll put headphones over ur ears, close the curtains, turn on all the lights, and perform a mime skit for u

rly sweet honestly

might tease u a lil bit afterwards but if u look even the slightest bit sad, embarrassed, etc abt it he will stop immediately and never tease u abt that ever again

a/n pt 2: this was so self-indulgent LMAO

[ashleynicholsart]

Opinions on soup stores

do they actually have stores specifically for JUST soup??? like we all know the soup store skit, but like. does that actually exist. I need to know.

[modmad]

Uncle do you have any movie and tv recommendations for the strike?

absolutely! I am very tired but off the top of my head here's some ancient Western-centric goodies for you most of which you can find on youtube completely free!

Buster Keaton. I recommend starting with the shorts (two reelers) which are usually 20 mins. If you want a wild ride complete with 4th wall breaks my favourite movie of his is Sherlock Jr.

Laurel and Hardy. Them goobers had some magical chemistry with comedy, best just to dive in and start laughing.

the Marx Brothers. Fast paced american patter and absurdity, Duck Soup was groundbreaking in its day.

Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle. Gave Keaton many of his first roles. Incredibly talented man, make yourself cry and be angry forever by reading what happened to him irl...

Harold Lloyd. The third of the three greats. I personally recommend Safety Last!

Charlie Chaplin. Y'all know. City Lights, Modern Times and the Great Dictator should be viewed by everyone wanting to get into movies imho.

the Twilight Zone (1959). You like weird? Let's get weird. Get ready to buy as many extra pairs of glasses as you can afford. You'll understand if you watch That episode.

The Three Stooges. Good exercise for the chuckle muscle. Curly's grandson has even been recreating some of their skits on Tiktok!

Vincent Price. Just. Vincent Price.

The Third Man. It's a good movie. Just watch it okay it's a good movie holy shit the finale. Cinematography mind blaster.

COLUMBO

ITV POIROT SERIES

MISS MARPLE

basically just go look up good old tv there's so much of it I haven't even listed the cartoons I could rec bc that would need AN ENTIRE NEW LIST OF ITS OWN which I might make when I have time

As always with old movies and media there are going to be some dated jokes, and even more dated language, so be aware of that going in.

[tiffanyvampiremama]

The Staged skit at the opening of the BAFTAS was like chicken soup for the soul.

[mrs-monaghan]

https://twitter.com/tsukisun13/status/1663377649513930752

Man was ready to throw hands at yoongi. Yoongi getting so awkward and saying it's just a game, hobi worrying and trying to get in middle LMFAO

He literally don't care who's infront of him, if you lay a finger on his Jimin you are done 🔪

No, listen, you don't understand. This moment is iconic. ICONIC! Its is THE moment for me. Like it so high up on my list for best Jikook moments of all times. I kind u not; for me its right up there with Rosebowl and Hickeygate. Honestly. I love it so freaking much!!!

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Not only was JK soooooo so hot for this, 🥵💦But it's also a we don't talk about Yoonmin moment. Always makes me wonder if he would have gone off like this had it been anyone else.

People like to say they were just messing around. No he wasn't! JK fucking wasn't. And you can tell this by how worried Jhope was, like anon said. Look at him following JK, ready to referee if something went down. And then look at RM signaling the staff. This was no fucking joke, guys. JK was ready to rapunzel the hell out of Suga. No cap.

I freaking love this moment. Best part, is Jimin over there acting like this whole thing isn't even about him.

Like Mimi wasn't even gonna step in or nothing 🤭🤭 Doesnt that make you wonder how many other battles JK has fought for Jimin, while the latter just stood there watching like; you go baby, tell em! 🤭🤭

I love this moment. I love this moment so freaking much!! It's in my top favourites no doubt about it.

I also find this moment here a bit sus.

I think its because Jimin flinched and JK who was behind Suga, steps forward a bit. Its not as intense as the frying pan one and I dont really think he was going to do anything but still... it was something I noticed.

Then we have this. No, its not out of context. I'll get some gifs for those without TT.

V does this and JK tries to get a closer look

The other angle:

I don't recall very well but I think it might even have been a skit for the ad, but Mr. Protective over here be like; "he better not be hurting my baby"

@chicknbunny13 amazing as always for coming through with the original. As you can see JK was so distracted watching Vmin they had to yell his name 😂😂

Sidebar: look how cautious JK is and y'all wanna tell me Vmin have never thrown hands? 😂😂 moving on....

Point made, I believe. You are touching Jimin over JK's dead body. And let's not forget he doesn't react this way for other members.

Bonus.

After Suchwita all I can notice is how keen JK is when it comes to Jimin and hot food.

So here is another moment of JK not wanting hot sauce to hurt his baby. ITS 1. Domestic Jikook in the kitchen with Jimin looking like one of those classy, high maintenance wives from the suburbs 😂

JK warns him the soup is hot.

I mean, we've seen him punch a bell and beat up frozen meat for hurting Jimin so you crazy if u think JK is letting a human being hurt his man.

Thanks for the ask, anon 😘

[foogadooga]

little thing i thought of

TW: referanced trauma, eating disorder?

context: AU of my human SaMS au where the glams (FNAF not SBS) adopt the celestials), Lunar (6 y.o) has trouble eating at the table because of trauma related stuff and is watching descendants with monty, and Eclipse is having trauma moment

A/N: i tried to include every celestial into one skit.

Eclipse (8 y.o): *staring off into space, not eating*

Earth (16 y.o): Eclipse why are you not eating?

Eclipse: *intense glaring*

Earth: ...

Eclipse: Solar isnt eating either! hes been slowly tearing pieces of his grilled cheese off and handing them to Moon!

Freddy: Okay, how about both you eat please?

Solar (8 y.o): At least my food is still edible when I give it to Moon Lunar mutilates his!

Chica: Lunar could change the whole recipe for all I care, at the end of the day it still goes into his stomach! Suns done it with my soup before

Sun (10 y.o): Your soup was too wet!

Moon (10 y.o): That make no sense...

Sun: Neither does Solar having a child, yet here we are.

Solar: Its happened before actually

Eclipse: IM DONE WITH THIS FAMILY! I'm going to my room! none of yall are my real family!

Killcode (15 y.o): Emo. Just turn into bloodmoon (6 y.o) while your at it!

[hippolotamus]

Tagged by my love @disasterbuckdiaz (with a super hot snippet) @daffi-990 (with a whole lotta feels) @tizniz (with a super cute new fic 🦖) @buddierights (with a sweet fic of V-day past) thank you lovelies 💖

Today I bring you two snippets because Fuck It, amirite??? The first is because I was rewatching Fellow Travelers last night and a moment in Episode 2 hit me like a freight train.

But then the skit starts.

Caroline and Carlos, dressed in a suit and skirt respectively, playing as a couple having dinner at home. Caroline sits at a small table while Carlos stirs an empty pot of imaginary soup.

Even though it’s all pretend, the whole scene is so terribly, achingly domestic. A reminder of an unattainable dream. Within seconds Tim feels as though he is submerged, drowning in heartache. It fills his lungs, taking up precious space where air should be. Every silently jagged breath burns as he tries to take in oxygen, but only receives more pain. He doesn’t know how he’s not making a spectacle of himself, attracting attention to the way his heart cracks, just short of breaking completely.

It is a relief when Carlos approaches him, holding out the wooden soup spoon. The gesture is silly but provides a much needed reprieve. Tim finds it in himself to be able to laugh again as he’s fed the invisible offering. A bright feeling that bursts forth, genuinely happy as it displaces his gloominess.

When Carlos and Caroline have bickered and teased their way to the ending, they bow and curtsy as the group claps and cheers. Some even call for an encore. Instead Caroline insists Mary put a record on so everyone can dance.

A lesser version of Tim’s earlier distress settles over him like a thick fog. It blankets him in loneliness while he watches Mary and her lover sway to the music, holding each other close with their cheeks pressed together.

Snippet #2 is noticeably more zesty (any guesses from the banner???) but with no fewer feels. Find a bit of honey, when you call my name under the cut 😏 Hoping this one will be posted very soon.

“You okay?” Buck’s face is etched with such concern and care it makes Eddie’s chest tight. A squeezing around his heart that makes him wish he could pull it from behind his ribcage. To clutch it in his palms while he shows off all the places Buck’s mended and healed for him. A way to prove that Eddie is more than okay, and only improving as they continue to intertwine their lives together.

“Yeah, baby. I’m good.” Eddie lifts his head, angling his neck so he can kiss Buck again. He pours all of his gratitude and overwhelm into it, hoping the message is clear. That their unique brand of silent communication applies here as well.

It must because Buck continues to slide in, albeit slowly. He goes inch by inch, periodically checking in with a questioning look that Eddie returns with a small nod until Buck’s fully seated. And it feels… unusual. Not in a bad way, but an altogether different sensation than the times he’s fucked himself with his fingers or a toy. Of course it would be, because it’s Buck. It’s novel and precious and life changing. An event that Eddie would scribble in his diary if he had one. But at the same time — it’s Buck. So it’s also an inevitable homecoming, like being able to finally set down his burdens and breathe a sigh of relief.

“So good, Buck,” Eddie tells him before the question can be asked, because he knows it will be. He can see it in the infinite blue staring back at him, sparkling with affection and love.

Buck dips his head down, brushing their noses together, and Eddie doesn’t miss how bright, sunny blue turns darker, like dusky twilight.

“Gonna move as soon as you say so,” Buck murmurs against his lips. “‘ve wanted to fuck you for so long.”

Eddie’s belly swoops and his muscles clench in anticipation. Because it’s a two way street and this has been years in the making for both of them.

“Oh, yeah?” Before Buck can answer he tacks on, “Do it then. You’re not the only one waiting here, y’know.”

He’s rewarded with a mischievous smirk just before he feels Buck pull back. A moan — closer to a growl — rips out of him when Buck thrusts forward again, making him feel so, so full and whole. Complete.

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[kairiscorner]

I have come with another miguel x filipino reader request that is relatable and comes from another skit.

Hint: Distrust 101

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cv21-4AOnIb/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

THE GENERATIONAL TRAUMA OF THE ICE CREAM LAGAYAN NA ME ULAM URGHRHRHRHHRHRHRH we cannot escape it, hence miggy has to deal with us.

it isn't ice cream, is it? – miguel o'hara x filipino!reader

another hot day was upon you, and the only best way you knew how to cool off was through going through a batch of your favorite ice cream. you couldn't remember if you finished it already or not, but when you saw the container in the fridge... you got excited and even hungrier. you smiled as you took the container out of the fridge, it was cool yet it wasn't frozen like ice cream usually would be–but you didn't mind, it was ice cream... right?

usually, nobody would be bothered by the sight of ice cream in the fridge–they'd be excited, usually. but you were in a constant state of uneasiness as you gently shook the container, feeling your doubt pool in your stomach and settle there for a moment as you tried thinking back if you had any soup or stew for dinner last night, or anything small enough to fit in the ice cream container that would be anything but the cold, creamy treat. you contemplated on the odds of it actually being ice cream and it being the dinner or lunch you and miguel had the previous day, and you just stayed that way for a solid 5 minutes until miguel came into the kitchen and saw you in a thinking position—as if you were 'the thinker' statue but in such snug yoga pants and an oversized shirt that was most likely miguel's.

"what's wrong?" he asked you as he went over to get a glass of water. you sighed and took the ice cream container and looked up at him with a crestfallen expression already strewn on your face. "...what's in this?" you asked him all softly as he looked at the container then back at you with a perplexed expression. "ice cream." he told you with a shrug. "are you sure?" you asked him with a harder tone, not wanting to get your hopes up that your treat was actually in there. "yeah? why?" miguel asked you as he took a sip of water. you sighed and tried to stop yourself from smiling. "well, i need you to be sure, because the immeasurable amount of disappointment i'll get if i open this and there's actually some chicken adobo, or sinigang, or bulalo in here, i'll..." you trailed off as miguel chuckled slightly, nearly choking on his water. he set his glass down and opened it for you, and lo and behold, your favorite ice cream was right there in front of you.

you exclaimed in happiness and surprise, your smile reaching from ear to ear as miguel handed you a big spoon for you to enjoy the frozen treat with. "i'd never trick you like that, cariño, what gave you that thought, though?" he asked you as you happily ate the ice cream up, feeling so rewarded and happy that your lunch nor your dinner was in the container. "my childhood gave me that thought." you said in a rushed voice as you gobbled down spoon after spoon of ice cream scoops, with miguel rubbing the ice cream that got on your face off you with the pad of his thumb. "sounds rough." he said with a chuckle as you spoon fed him a scoop and giggled. "you can never be too sure, y'know; i might just do that to you, miggy..." you teased him as he chuckled and nuzzled his face against your hair, pleading you in a sarcastic voice not to do it, not to tease him like that all cruelly.

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