so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.
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Barnes: If you two are done flirting
Lucy: I was not flirting
Lockwood: I was
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Lockwood : Hey Luce, have you ever been arrested ?
Lucy : yeah, how could you tell ?
Lockwood : I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute, but now I'm curious.
Lucy : aggravated assault
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Lucifer: Sitting and doing paperwork all day is killing me...
Alastor: You won't die from that.
Lucifer: It's a figure of speech, idiot, use the great tool of empathy!
Alastor:
Alastor: The King of Hell has died!
Lucifer: Don't you have something called 'middle ground'?
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Snow about Lucy Gray: I can't get her out of my head and every time I look at her I have these pains in my chest and just know it's her fault that bitch
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Cooper: When you said you were “magical in bed” this isn’t what I was exp –
Lucy: *pulls a card out of the deck and shows him* is this your card?
Cooper: *softly* holy shit
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Lucy, to Lockwood: If we die, I'm going to get George's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.
Lockwood: I'll just hire Kipps' ghost to kick your ghost's ass.
Kipps: My ghost won't associate with your ghost.
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Lucy: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Lockwood?
Lockwood: No.
Kipps: I do.
Lucy: I know, Kipps.
Kipps: I’m sad.
Lucy: I know, Kipps.
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*on the phone*
Lucy Gray: Listen, I'm breaking up-
Coriolanus: I'm pregnant.
Lucy Gray: What? I meant the call.
Coriolanus: Right. Sorry.
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Kipps: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Lockwood: The finest in London.
*George and Lucy vigorously nodding*
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Coryo: Do you think I don’t love you? I do! I would kill for you!
Coryo: Please ask me to kill for you.
Lucy Gray: Calm down.
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🐂 🤠 💚
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lucy: hey, it's raining while the sun is out!
the ghoul: yep. the devil's beatin' his wife.
lucy: ...he's what??
lucy, having an internal meltdown: why is he doing that??? god, please help her! the ghoul keeps cleaning his gun like there's not a problem going on.
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girl what
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Every Locklyle fic with Skull is like:
Lucy: Can I ask you for relationship advice?
The Skull, preparing a wheel of fortune where the only two options are ‘communicate’ and ‘kill him’: Yeah, sure go ahead.
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