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Alastor: I am the pun in punishment. Velvette: I am the top in unstoppable. Rosie: I am the cute in execute. Valentino: I am the sexy in dyslexia. Vox: I am the ass in class.

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Alastor: I do not even wish to exchange words with you. Vox: Shall we exchange tongues instead than Alastor:

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I can see it.

The Amazing Digital Mario.

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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safe space for all the queers<3

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

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My gender is now professor.

Prof Shim:)

Expensive way to get addressed properly: become a “Dr.” of sorts so people don’t misgender with the “Mr” or “Mrs” or “Ms” or complain about “Mx”

You won’t respect my gender identity or even the potential forms filled out stating such? Fine. But a lot of people tend to respect a degree. (Which is so classist because imagine getting more respect based on your degree than who you are, oh wait, you don’t have to imagine that.)

“So Ms. Smith-“

“Hey, actually I-“

“I know you claim you’re ‘non binary’ or something but I won’t use Mx, that’s not real!”

“Oh I was actually gonna say I’m a doctor…”

“Oh, sorry, DOCTOR Smith.”

(Also there’s the issue of asking to be referred to as “doctor” if you’re viewed as male vs female (aka “you’re so pretentious”) but that’s a whole separate conversation.)

You won’t admit I’m a genderqueer? Fine. My gender is now doctor.

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LMAO

omg

Angel Dust is a princess❤️

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The fact that 'prostitute' in Japanese or Korean is 'one who sells spring' is both poetic and poignant to me

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Husk: ...That is panphobic.

Cherri Bomb: No, that's biphobic.

Alastor: That's transphobic AND aphobic, sir:)

Angel Dust: No. It's homophobic and cisphobic!

Lucifer: Y'ALL ARE BEING VERY HETEROPHOBIC RIGHT NOW

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Niffty: That's racist!

Charlie: I don't think any of you are using these words correctly...

Vaggie: All he said was he eats pizza with a fork and a knife.

Husk, Cherri Bomb, Alastor, Angel Dust, Niffty: EXACTLY!!!

Cherri Bomb: I'M FUCKING AUSTRALIAN AND I'M OFFENDED!

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Remember that poll I had a while back?

I crave motivation:)

FINALLY DECIDED TO USE THIS SITE AGAIN‼️‼️‼️ anyways I will post all my hh content here kkkkk

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I'm pansexual why can't I be panlingual as well

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Vox: -Because I think we should kiss! Alastor: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

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Cakes and sexuality

There's a buffet restaurant full of cakes of all sorts- The two most popular ones are the chocolate cake and the cheesecake, but there are many others as well. Cakes are also sorted into two types, ones with a stronger flavor and ones with weaker flavors.

When you enter the restaurant, you get a ticket saying 'typical menu', with one of the popular cakes written on it.

Heterosexual: You eat the cake written on your ticket.

Homosexual: You eat the cake not written on your ticket.

Bisexual: You eat both. It's a buffet, so why not?

Omnisexual: All cakes are great, but you do take note of the flavor before you eat it.

Pansexual: You don't care about what flavor the cake is- Cake is cake. You can even put a blindfold around yourself and eat whatever you feel like.

Polyamorous: You eat two cakes at once, flavor of your choice, because why not? The combination's nice.

Demisexual/demiromantic: You need to know enough about the cake before wanting to eat it. You don't feel the urge to eat random pieces of cake.

Asexual, alloromantic: Cakes with strong flavors aren't to your taste. You go to the line of cakes with weaker flavors and pick one you like.

Asexual, aromantic: Cakes aren't for you. This doesn't mean you hate people who like cakes. You go to a different restaurant and have whatever food you like.

It's that simple. Cakes. Everyone has different preferences, and it's nothing to get worked up about. Basic common sense to simply respect each other, right?

Unfortunately, this isn't what's happening in our world. Just because you eat the cake not written on the ticket, people are condemned, berated, and abused. You're deemed wishy-washy or a fake when you say you like to eat more than one cake. People don't understand when you say weak-flavored cakes are fine- "Why can't you eat the strong ones, then? Those are 'real' cakes!" You're either called a cold-hearted psychopath or swamped with people trying to find you 'the cake' that can 'warm you up' when all you want is no cake.

But I want to tell everyone reading this, you're not alone. Whatever way you want to eat(or not eat) your cake(s), I fully support you. 'Cake is cake', and people who don't like cakes or can't eat them? Cool!

Have a nice day and don't be deterred by whatever may block your way- I'm sending a week full of good luck to you!!!!!! :D

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Cakes and pronouns

Being agender and going by all pronouns feels like not having a sense of taste and not declining lil pieces of cake that are offered to me- Strawberry cake? Sure. Blueberry cheesecake? Noice. Ice cream cake? Something new, I like that.

But even if I can't taste it, I don't want to continuously be forced to eat one type of cake. I want to try different textures and mouthfeel. I don't hate strawberry cake but if that's the only thing you're giving me, even if I can't taste it, I get sick of how it feels in my mouth. It doesn't mean I have a preference for chocolate cake or carrot cake. It doesn't mean I necessarily hate strawberry cake.

When someone says they go by all pronouns, it's really easy to simply go by the 'default' ones, but please don't do that. They are likely called the default pronouns by so many others they are closeted to. Try calling them something different. If you know they're struggling with a mound of strawberry cake, give them a carrot cake. If they're stuck with people throwing chocolate cakes at them, give them a cheesecake.

It's as simple as that- Cakes.

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Alternative version of this

Alastor: Old pal, say 'I love you' three times and I will show you something amazing. Vox, panicking: OH SATAN IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING Vox: I love you Vox: I love you Vox: I love you Alastor: I don't, always great to catch up!

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Angel: Say 'I love you' three times and I'll show you something crazy~ Husk: ..Fine Husk: I love you Husk: I love you Husk: I love you Angel: Me too:)

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Husk, attempting to flirt: So, how much do you like me? Angel: Hmm.. Angel: I can tell the world- I LOVE THIS SARCASTIC DEPRESSED BARTENDER!!!!!! Husk: ..You were yelling that to me. Anthony: But you are my world.