#source: ice age: continental drift

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Peta Pig: OK, So tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?

Porky: W-w-w-w-when I'm d-d-dead. Plus th-th-th-three days, just to make sure I'm d-d-d-d-dead.

[super-marvel-dc]

Natasha: Y/N, no! It's a lotus berry, it'll paralyze you!

Y/N: Oh please, I know my berries *proceeds to eat the berry*

Natasha: Don't- *sighs* swallow...

Y/N: See! I'm fine. If there's one thing I know *starts to feel numb* it's berwies *falls down paralyzed*

Natasha: *Facepalms*

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

*Talon has just dropped a steak in front of Ridley out of pity. Only for Ridley to callously toss it over his shoulder.*

Talon: (in raptor-screech language) <<You know, you have a way of saying “thank you” that makes it sound like “drop dead”.>>

Ridley: It’s a gift. You’re pretty soft for a god-beast.

Talon: <<Excuse me? I am not soft, okay? I happen to be remorseless assassin.>>

Yoshi: Ohhh, Talon-poooh~! Hey, I made you another coral necklace. [to Ridley] He keeps losing them. Hee-hee! [skips away]

*Beat.*

Ridley: *struggling not to laugh* Yyyyyeeeeah. I think I’m starting to get why you’re not back in your home world?

Talon: <<Listen, I chose to leave my home world, alright?>>

Ridley: Congratulations, warrior princess! So did I.

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Helena Wayne: Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?

Bruce Wayne: When I’m dead... Plus 3 days, just to make sure I’m dead.

[incorrect-hatoful-quotes]

Ryouta: I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t eat, can’t sleep…maybe I’m coming down with something.

Yuuya: Hohoho. Oh, I know what you’ve got. The L-word.

Shuu: Yeah, laryngitis.

Yuuya: No, Dr. Iwamine, no. It’s four letters. Starts with “L”. Ends with “E”.

Shuu:…Aha! Lice.

Yuuya: No! Ryouta, my friend, is in love.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Pirate Sam: Grab your weapons, mates! [as his crew raises their weapons] Not the spoon, Taz.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Sylvester: [After Granny jumps in the water, spreading oil all around and killing nearby fishes and a shark] There's your proof.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Taz: [after a log-sled ride] That was fun.  Now, who should Taz eat first?