#source: outofcontextdnd

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Wrecker and Omega: We could bomb the place with silver glitter.

Echo: I think that's a war crime.

[incorrect-alnst]

Till: Before I do something stupid, does anyone want to speak up?

Ivan: No, no, let’s go with stupid.

[tomixslefttoe]

[“Soul Scrying”]

The Hero: You started a cult?!

Zorbak: No, I just kind of adopted one.

[incorrectpepperann]

Pepper Ann: If our plan goes poorly, where should we meet up?

Nicky: The afterlife, I suspect.

[incorrectringsofpower]

Adar, to Sauron: If there’s one thing I can guarantee, it’s that if you put this crown on, the plot will go SOMEWHERE.

[incorrect-edens-garden-quotes]

Wolfgang: If our plan goes poorly, where should we meet up?

Eva: The afterlife, I suspect.

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Mace, watching Anakin be Anakin: They say curiosity killed the Knight. Curiosity was framed; stupidity was the real culprit.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

If you're a vampire, sometimes armor is just a wrapper on a Capri-Sun.

Necrolai, Power Rangers Mystic Force

[the-imperial-nuisance]

Emet-Selch: "Right, so you have a plan?"

Hyth and Azem: "We do."

Emet-Selch: "Oh dear."

[tomixslefttoe]

[“Inside the Garden”] Cysero: Look, you can’t make an omelet without pissing off a few chickencow-gods. The Hero: YES! YES, YOU CAN! Cysero: Hmm, I don’t think you’ve made an omelet before.

[incorrectzeldaquotes]

Yeah, call the guards, what are they gonna do? Untouch your horse?

Link to Ingo, Ocarina of Time

[incorrectringsofpower]

Kemen, to Pharazôn: If there's one thing I can guarantee, it's that if you put this crown on, the plot will go SOMEWHERE.

[incorrectvikings]

Lagertha: I’m a diplomat.

Aslaug: The ability to throw knives does not constitute diplomatic talent.

[incorrect-edens-garden-quotes]

Grace: Before I do something stupid, does anyone want to speak up?

Wolfgang: No, no, let’s go with stupid.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

I cast summon my fist on your face!

Nick to Koragg, Power Rangers Mystic Force

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Ren: I roll to seduce the blacksmith.

Akechi: You do realize you’re still a horse, right?

Ren: I never de-horsed?

Akechi: You did not.