#source: scatterpatter's generator

[starsanchor]

Ava: *Gently taps table*

John: *Taps back*

Bob: What are they doing?

Yelena: Morse code.

Ava: *Aggressively taps table*

John: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[tales-from-the-hexlab]

Viktor: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Jayce, not looking up from the microscope: Myxine Circifrons

Viktor:

Viktor, now uncontrollably horny: fsh

[emilyrox]

Charlie: Just be yourself.

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'? Charlie, I have one day to win Cherri Bomb over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Angel Dust: Couple weeks.

Husk: Six months.

Alastor: Jury’s still out.

Sir Pentious: See, Charlie?

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

[the-quote-district]

Mel: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Mud: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Breadhead?

Breadhead: Probably "road work ahead".

Ken: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

[gay-dorito-dust]

A/n: idk why but I just think dick would be good at chess…

Dick : *after playing chess with you* is letting someone win chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Jason : does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?!

Tim: no, try bottoming harder, let them win at sudoku or dominoes.

[6ien]

haven't posted anything in a while..

[tk5reader]

*after a long and convoluted mess that lead to Luke helping Din with his bounty *

Luke, trying to ask Din out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Beru, in the background: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

@dinlukeweek June 19: Marriage Vows / Met on Tatooine AU

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Casteel: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures. Delano: What the fuck? Kieran: He's having an idea.

[abovethefoldd]

Jack: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him ?

Davey: YOU DID WHAT—

Race: William Snakespeare.

[qsmpincorrect]

Bad: You know those things will kill you, right?

Cellbit, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Roier, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Jaiden: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

[blinkinbrothershark]

Jack, with all the newsies sitting in a circle around him: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Smalls: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Jack, in genuine awe: Outstanding.

Jack: This is what I’m talking about people.

[starsanchor]

Bucky: Where's Yelena, Bob, and Ava?

John: They're playing hide and seek.

Bucky: Where?

John: I really don't think you get how this game works.

[tales-from-the-hexlab]

Viktor: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Jayce: You and me!!!

Viktor, tearing up: Okay.

[emilyrox]

Angel Dust: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Charlie: >:O language

Niffty: Yeah watch your fucking language

Husk: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NIFFTY THE FUCK WORD?

Vaggie: 'The fuck word'.

Alastor: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Niffty: Oh my god he censored it

Vaggie: Say fuck, Alastor.

Niffty: Do it, Alastor. Say fuck.

[slytherinlizzy]

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.5

~♡~ Valentine's Day Edition ~♡~

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Lilly: Hey, Jake? Can I get some dating advice?

Jake: Just because I'm with Mc doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Hannah: Why are Mc and Jake sitting with their backs to each other?

Lilly: They had a fight.

Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?

Lilly: They get sad when they fight.

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Mc, pointing: May I sit there?

Jake: That's my lap.

Mc: That doesn't answer my question, Jake.

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Mc: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Jake: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Mc: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!

Jake: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!

Mc: I'M BEAUTIFUL!

Jake: Damn right you're love.

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What Jake says: Are you being done holding a grudge?

What Jake means: I'm sorry. I just want to hug you from behind and bury my face in your neck. I want to get tangled up on the couch and kiss you and play with your hair and fall asleep next to you.

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Texting with Jake

Mc: I wanna sleep with you.

Mc: But like in the innocent way.

Mc: ...

Mc: Get your bitch ass over here and cuddle with me you little shit!

Jake: Damn girl, calm down, I'm putting my shoes on.

Mc: <3

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Texting with Jake

Jake: The studies show that you are the most amazing person in the world.

Mc: Source?

Jake: Me. ;)

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[ladymiraclewings]

Ragatha, about Gummigoo: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Jax: Are we stealing them? Kinger: New or used? Pomni: Wonderful responses, both of you.