I will never be able to convey how funny it is to be autistic with a Hobie Brown fixation
Yelling about Hobie Brown at 10 in the morning
I know it might be too early for this shit but I'm sorry (no I'm not)
Like every morning I will look at a picture of him within fifteen minutes of waking up and everyday the first time I see him I am filled with an indescribable sense of peace care and comfort
Like if you know you know I genuinely can't describe it
Like just knowing I have access to him is like a sense of relief and joy. Half the time it feels like the color in the world doesn't turn on until I have my First Hobie Thought of the day
I wake up on morning and gaze at this photo as I am filled with the unfulfillable urge to cup his face in my head and kiss his cheeks MWAH
His waist, his arms. I want to hug him so badly 😭😩
I'm sitting here staring at photos of SpiderPunk using all my rickety ass brain power trying to imagine his expressions with the mask off
His fingers.... the details on his hands and forearms. Holding on to the guitar. his mannerisms and the bounce in his walk
And I do this EVERY MORNING.
sitting on the toilet for twenty minutes scrolling the Hobie Brown Pinterest tag frantically for the one screenshot that HITS
AND it HAS to be a screenshot. Fanart is nice but unless it's a direct screencap my brain is like 'nice art but That's Not Him. I need to see The Real Him'
As if it's not all just drawings and lines and shit like GIRL GET A GRIP?????!!!!!! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER
If I'm stressed out gets worse. I guarantee you I think about him like 30% more when stressed to even the slightest degree. My echolalia makes me repeat the phrase 'Hii Hobie!!' quietly to myself at random
CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
You RUINED my year Hobie I was supposed to Do Things and Be Normal this year and look what you've done!!!!!
Do you have anything to say for yourself, you beautiful british bastard??!!!!! HUH????? ANSWER ME!!! (I'm yelling at a drawing. Send help)
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ATSV spoilers
OK OK SO I WATCHED THIS MASTERPIECE OF A FILM TODAY AND I NEED SOMEWHERE TO AUTISTICALLY INFO DUMP!!!!
Soooo Hobie has been my fav spider man for like FOR EVER and that obviously didn't change but that's not entirely why I'm ranting
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When Miles needed help Hobie taught him.
When Miles was being hunted Hobie didn't.
When Gwen needed to help/save Miles Hobie made that possible.
When Gwen knew things that she should have told Miles she did not tell him.
Hobie is the encouragement king although he probably doesn't like the monarchy so I'll just call him an icon
(help i literally cannot get these guys out of my head istg)
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listen not to blow smoke but some of you bitches really just do not understand that sometimes characters are not villains but are functionally antagonistic and meant to evoke something complex.
no, miguel is NOT a villain. he’s an antagonistic force in the story who is meant to be complicated, you aren’t meant to just cleanly agree or disagree. his methods are SUPPOSED to be questionable at best and his motives are supposed to be understandable on some level. for the love of god please just learn some fucking media literacy i can’t take this anymore
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I used to think that I'm not seeing it right but no I'm 100% sure that during the class scene when Gwen and Miles met, after he sits down and they're watching the video he turns to look at her until he realizes that she's about to look at him and he looks back at the video so that she wouldn't catch him looking at her
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