#spider-boy 2099

[ronnyraygun]

Some not very recent art of my sons.

[asmodeus542]

Miguel: Lately, some of you have been a little...out of sorts.

[Miles lowers his head]

Miguel: Erratic.

[Pavitr whistles]

Miguel: Unreliable.

[Hobie rolls his eyes]

Miguel: Down right sloppy.

[Gwen arches her eyebrow]

Miguel: Except you, LEGO Spider-Man. You've been great.

[cherryredstars]

Pairing: Miguel O'Hara, Simon "Ghost" Riley, Mike Schmidt, Hobie Brown, Miles-42 x gn!reader

Warnings: Fluff, Suggestive Content with Miguel, A Little Bit of Angst with Miles

Summary: How would the boys treat you on your birthday?

A/N: In honor of my birthday (WOO)!

Word Count: 1.7K (Unedited)

Miguel O'Hara

You hang out with him in his office at HQ all day. He has your favorite food delivered to base, and you spend the whole day talking his ear off as he works. Today is the only day he doesn't mind people coming in and out of his office, as long as they do so to wish you a happy birthday.

He has LYLA keep you company, finding her only a tad bit less annoying, even as she randomly breaks out into happy birthday and makes birthday memes pop up on his screen like a virus. He only wants to strangle her when she keeps making birthday sex jokes and hinting a little too much at the gifts waiting for you at home.

When the two of you do make it home, you're excited to see the pile of gifts overflowing in the living room. Some of them are from the spiders in HQ, but more than one is from Miguel. You guys get take out, and spend the rest of the night opening gifts. You guys laugh at the ones from the younger spider-people, and try not to cringe at the more questionable ones (a difference in universe maybe?).

When the two of you finish going through the gifts and ate all the food, Miguel pulls you up off the floor. He gives you a cheeky smile, leading you towards the bedroom for one last birthday present. Huh, I guess LYLA was right about the birthday sex.

Simon "Ghost" Riley

As much as he wants to, he can't ask to go on leave in advance. Even if he did send in the request, it would be hastily denied. Going on leave because of a singular day and for a non-emergency cause? The higher ups would laugh in his face. So, his only hope is to not be deployed during that time.

If he is deployed during that time, he'll keep his eye on the clock, counting down the seconds until it hits midnight in your timezone. Then, at exactly zero hundred hours, your phone will light up with a message from Simon. It's a simple "Happy birthday. Miss you." text, but it makes you smile nonetheless. If you're lucky, you might get a voice message from all of 141 wishing you a happy birthday, horrible, off-key singing from Soap included! And if you're really lucky, you might even get a call if Simon's in a good, secure location where he knows his cellular usage can't be tracked or intercepted.

He already got a gift for you in advance. He'll tell you where he hid it, or tell you to keep an ear out for the doorbell. If he hid it, you rush over to the hiding spot, setting your phone up to record a video for him. You make a big show of it to keep him entertained, and at the end of the video you thank him repeatedly for the gift, adding in that you miss him and you'll see him when he comes back home. When he gets gifts delivered to you, it's usually flowers and maybe something extra like an Amazon package. You put your new flowers in the nicest vase you have, sending Simon a picture and heart emojis.

If-by the grace of god- he's home on your birthday, you get spoiled silly. Today is all about you and what you want to do. Breakfast in bed? Okay, waffles or pancakes? Movie night? Okay, it's your pick. Drinks at the pub? Let's stop to get a pack first. Simon does prefer to stay in with you on your birthday, but again, if you want to have a night out on the town, he's happy to follow along. Though, if you do stay home, don't look in the fridge! You don't want to risk taking a peak at the cake he bought, do you?

Mike Schmidt

Called out of work the day before. He wakes up super early, slipping out of bed to wake up Abby. She complains a little, and you have to pretend you weren't awake the second Mike got out of bed and you have to stifle your laughter at her grumbling out in the hall. The smell of breakfast is strong, and you wait a good 11 minutes (it would be too perfect if it was an even number), before slipping out of bed. You act all surprised when you walk into the kitchen, catching them making you breakfast. They instantly drag you into a chair, making you sit as they plate your food and slide over your coffee. You have to fight your tears when Abby gives you a hand drawn birthday card. Just for that, she can steal a bit of your bacon.

The three of you just spend the day at home. You draw with Abby, thanking her for all the birthday drawings. The three of you make a mess in the kitchen as you make the birthday cake, and somehow frosting gets stuck in all of your hair. You sing happy birthday after dinner, which of course is your favorite meal, and the three of you settle onto the couch to watch TV. You allow Abby to stay up until she falls asleep on the sofa.

Once she's gone to bed, Mike pulls you close to his side, pressing a kiss to your lips and muttering another happy birthday. You smile at him, and it grows wider when he pulls your gift from his pocket. The two of you are silent as you open it, and you gasp when you see what's inside. You thank him with a million smooches on his face, that makes him chuckle. Then, when it gets too late and the both of you remember he has work tomorrow, you retreat back to the bedroom for some much needed rest. Clean up is for another day.

Hobie Brown

Is it really a surprise that he forgets it's your birthday? Hey, in his defense, time and dates are just a social construct made to control the natural world!

He only remembers when one of his (current) band mates or a Spider in the society ask him what he has planned for your birthday. He knows he's fucked the second they ask him. He has nothing planned, he has yet to say happy birthday to you despite talking to you just this morning, and to top it all off, he has only just realized you were hinting about it throughout your morning conversation. And do you want to know what he said in response to your, Hobie, baby, do you think something important is happening today? Trust me, you don't because his answer may or may not have been, Unless 10 Downing is fist bumping a wrecking ball today, then no. Yeah, did he mention he was fucked?

So, in true Hobie fashion, he's gonna think quick and get himself out of trouble. What could he use as the perfect excuse for completely forgetting your birthday? Make it seem intentional! And how do you make it seem intentional? Throwing a totally killer surprise party that would give the PM a heart attack! He recruits the help of his band mates and Gwen, setting up your favorite venue that the band played in for a previous gig. He gets you a cake, a funny card, and some random trinkets he sees along the way. He'll have the band play anything you request or the night. Oh, don't forget your own friends! He'll let them know before he picks you up.

He's totally casual when he returns to the flat, all nonchalant as he tells you to get dressed up. When you ask why, he just shrugs and says riot. You stare at him like you expect him to say something extra, but you sigh when he doesn't. With your back turned to him, he allows himself to briefly flicker red. When he gets you to the venue, you're happily surprised, bumping into him and teasing that you thought he forgot. He chuckles nervously in response, finally wishing you a happy birthday. At the end of the night, after you got the celebration you deserved and the two of you lay at home in a half-awake state, he admits the truth to you when you're too sleepy to get mad at him. Hey, real men admit to their mistakes and fear the wrath of their partners.

Miles 42

He does the thing. You know, the obnoxious thing where you show up to school, and then suddenly you have a brightly colored birthday stash over your shoulder and a gift bag attached to 50 different HAPPY BIRTHDAY balloons? Yeah, he does that shit, and he does it with PRIDE. He will be damned if you aren't walking the halls and a stranger randomly yells out a birthday greeting to you in passing. You better hope you don't have any classes with him, because every class you guys share, he's making them sing happy birthday. Even if you get embarrassed and melt into your chair. At lunch, he's already got a birthday cupcake waiting for you and he did, in fact, skip the last period just so he could go get your favorite takeout to make sure it's still hot.

Rio definitely invited you over for dinner, and he spends the whole meal telling his Ma all about the things he did for you today. It makes her laugh, and she playfully swats the back of his head when you whine about how embarrassed you were all day.

When dinner is done, Miles drags you out of his house and walks you down to the familiar streets to the car lot. He helps you in, and you gasp when you see the inside of the car. He has candles placed carefully around, and a cake sits in the back seat with plastic forks and more gifts. Your smile is goofy as he quietly sings happy birthday to you, and you blow out the candle as he whoops and hollers playfully. The two of you dig into the cake, having quiet conversation until you feel like you'll throw up from all the sugar.

But as you're about to open the last of your gifts, his phone begins to ring. Looks like your birthday wish didn’t come true after all.

[cloned-eyes]

Ready to let a middle aged man ruin my life yet again

[cupcakeinat0r]

Y’all r so talented n I luv you but petition to stop drawing Miguel twink-sized. Idc if ur giving him abs or belly, mf needs to be thicka than a snicka.

If I were to hug him, my hands should not meet.

My man is WIDE.

Got him out here lookin like he posts thirst traps on TikTok :(

[stealyourblorbos]

The Lost Boy

[eternalsams]

What if Miguel met the Moon boys?? 👀🌙🕷️

Very interesting question!

I think Miguel would like Jake the most, they're both 'Hispanic', I mean that, it's canon that Jake speaks Spanish even when he's talking to English speakers, probably because he feels more comfortable with his mother tongue(?). So I think that he would like Miguel a lot because they could talk in Spanish all the time and the others would be like "wtf are you saying". I also think they're very similar.

Now, with Marc, I think Miguel would get pretty quickly annoyed. The whole "I wanna save everyone and I don't deserve the love people give me" persona gets on his nerves. But wait, doesn't that remind you of someone? Oh yeah, Miguel. They're the same, but you know what they say, the Nile is a river in Egypt.

Speaking of Egypt! Steven would be soooo intimidated by Miguel. Do I really need to explain myself here? The man is supposedly 6'9'' while Steven's only 5'7''! And that's when he straightens all the way up, because I'm a firm believer he lowers himself a bit down with the whole introverted persona. But while Steven is scared of him, I think Miguel would be rather fond of him (secretly).

+bonus

"He's got fangs, Marc!" Steven whisper-shouts at his reflection in the mirror in the bathroom where he locked himself after receiving the weirdest visit. "I saw that! Give me the body and I'll deal with him." Marc reponds softly, trying to calm Steven down. "You really think you could handle a guy that big? You've gone mad!" Steven glances through the opening of the door and sees Miguel in their kitchen.

"You're gonna get the three of us killed..." He sighs and Marc rolls his eyes in the mirror before he feels Jake trying to front too. "Come on. If he wanted to kill us, he would have tried sooner, don't you think?" Jake's thick accent reaches Steven's ears and he opens his eyes wide. "Wait... He said his name is Miguel. Do you think he's Mexican or something?" "Or something." Jake shrugs. Not another second was wasted as Steven abandons the body to Jake and he hears Marc groan. "Really? Him? Do I have to remind you that he's the guy who went several times into killing sprees!"

"Ahora me toca a mí jugar." Jake smirks as he opens the bathroom door and joins Miguel in the kitchen.

[yennao]

Ay, Por Dios

[glasspunkart]

It's finished....

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How Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse got me right now

[moondirti]

love thinking about how miguel's teeth make everything he says sound like a mumble because of the way his mouth rests. the other spideys come up with a game of "is he pissed or is it just his fangs"

(90% of the time it's the former)

[poyopaan]

-grabs my spidersona i made five years ago-

MEET MY BOY!!!! He's still just Spiderman in his universe but around the Spider Society he's known as Jumping Spider. JP is one of the sillier spiders and but often his jokes are incredibly self deprecating and sometimes just makes everyone uncomfortable while he laughs it off. One of the dumber spiders -pensive emoji- Has created a huge mental map of all the spiderpeople and his relationships with them and has assigned everyone family roles that he'll jokingly use with them- absolutely had called Miguel dad before and gotten such a look for it.

He lives in and protects Chicago from a lot of its petty crime but actively works against the police sometimes when it comes to certain issues. His favorite pastimes are sitting on top of tall buildings and just people watching for the sake of people watching- listening to music and catching just a glimpse of someones day-to-day life while he lives his own, and feeding the local strays :)

[punkeropercyjackson]

I keep getting legit lore ideas from making memes and this time it was my Spidersona being the one to first meet Hobie

(@a-hypnos-v)

[dailyohara]

Source: Spider-Man 2099 (1992) #45

[milimeters-morales]

Miguel, punching: stay still you scuttley ass bitch!!

Miles, kicking and screaming: fuck OFF man you know i skitter and scamper !!

Peter B: has anyone seen my baby. please has anyone seen mayday

[millie360]

he is literally me!